Haha, massive fail on my part. Clearly I should’ve said “two extra letters” rather than syllables, but I suppose it spawned a thread that even Willis commented on so…good work, stupid me!
Pat
I figured that’s what you meant. Apparently, pointing this out was dangerous.
I did not expect this.
Yotomoe
It’s Joe and Joyces fusion fan-character they made up. they have sex with people while spouting the morals of jesus christ.
billygoatofdoom
I read those words, and then my head made a picture, AND NOW I CAN’T UNSEE IT!
Yotomoe
then my plan was successful…
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Broken Products
I did the same, and now i can’t stop laughing!
KresyAntics
here billy this is a free bottle of: Brain Bleach(TM), for use when you create a distrubing mental image that you want to erase. See product label for warnings and precautions before using this product.
Battletoads came out in the early 90s, so you most likely need to be at least in your late 20s/early 30s now to have played it as a kid.
Dragon
I love and hate battletoads! one of the most craziest games that made anyone who can beat it without cheats a legend and god at the same time I could only make it the lv 10 or 11 without cheats in the NES version
Faceless G.I. Joe
I’m 22 and battletoads was of the first games i ever
played, that and castlevania III. oh i miss u handme
down NES
TheBenenator
Not to mention, have had an NES. 8~P
We had a Sears Video Arcade II (Sears’ American version of the Japanese Atari 2800), and that’s it. (Solaris ftw.)
Ancestral Hamster
Re: “How young are you?”
Other way round, PM, and old enough that I won’t say.
This. I like when this happens. In fact, I had to explain the Yellowstone Supervolcano to somebody the other week. I used my old Scientific American too…teacups and trashcans! XD
I like to imagine that Amber is such a dork that she actually owns two copies of Mario Kart 7 already. One to use as herself, and a back-up one for just such an occasion as this.
The female equivalent of butler is not a maid. A housekeeper is closer in status and duty to a butler than a maid is. Traditionally, butlers are male and are in charge of the male staff while the housekeepr is female and in charge of the female staff, but in a modern setting there is no reason why a female couldn’t be a butler or a male a housekeeper.
You’re reading too much into that. I’m assuming Danny meant 3DS.
The 3DS you could use streetpass to narrow down who someone is by simply checking every time the green light (streetpass) comes on, who was found. In a classroom environment, it’s a process of elimination.
Besides, how many people put their real name on things? It’s a large campus, there’s bound to be at least 100 people with one. It would take a very long time.
but some games on ds, including mario kart ds, took advantage of a friends list. if his opponent on the game was already on his friends list, he could narrow it down to anyone he’s played against.
I’m not even into hand-held games, and I have to admit that the DS is awesome. Sony could never hope to compete with Nintendo in that particular aspect, try as they might (though their efforts have been lackluster at best).
The webcomic time is so slow in DoA that the same student who started the school year with a 320 Gigabyte HD Notebook will most likely finish the year with a Zettabyte holographic brainchip implant.
132 thoughts on “DS”
Mkvenner
I think danny needs glasses or a new brain.
Yotomoe
maybe he knows and he’s just messin’ with her
Mkvenner
This is Danny we are talking about.
Icalasari
Joy would be able to figure this out
So Danny MIGHT be able to
Aizat
Who’s Joy?
NCP19
Joyce if you don’t feel like remembering the second syllable
Pat
“Joyce” does not have a second syllable.
Izzy
You mean it’s not pronounced “joy-see”?
begbert2
I’m pretty sure it’s pronounced Joe-yuh-kuh-ay.
Joim
@Izzy: I think it’s pronounced joys, just as in toys.
Khrene Cleaver
Think about it, still two syllables. Count how many mouth/lip movements you need to make.
1st to sound out Joy/Toy
2nd to add the “S” sound which is a downplayed “suh” sound.
Hell it could even 3 considering joy is Jo-ee
In other words everything they taught you about syllables in elementary is kinda a lie.
David
I’ve decided my name has five syllables!
Day-ee-vee-ud-duh
Though if I were really trying hard, I could probably get another three or four syllables out of there. Maybe Dee-ay-ee-vee-uh-duh. There’s six!
Or maybe I should just look at a dictionary, which confirms Joyce is just one syllable, and I’m being incredibly obtuse. “Jois.”
Plasma Mongoose
Joyce rhymes with Voice.
NCP19
Haha, massive fail on my part. Clearly I should’ve said “two extra letters” rather than syllables, but I suppose it spawned a thread that even Willis commented on so…good work, stupid me!
Pat
I figured that’s what you meant. Apparently, pointing this out was dangerous.
I did not expect this.
Yotomoe
It’s Joe and Joyces fusion fan-character they made up. they have sex with people while spouting the morals of jesus christ.
billygoatofdoom
I read those words, and then my head made a picture, AND NOW I CAN’T UNSEE IT!
Yotomoe
then my plan was successful…
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Broken Products
I did the same, and now i can’t stop laughing!
KresyAntics
here billy this is a free bottle of: Brain Bleach(TM), for use when you create a distrubing mental image that you want to erase. See product label for warnings and precautions before using this product.
Plasma Mongoose
Are we talking Historical Jesus or Picture Bible Jesus?
madd
I vote Buddy Christ. He seems like more of a party guy.
Cheredarenee
This… needs to happen
Random Guy
How is this un-like every other American Christian?
Random Guy
Yeah…@Yotomoe
A cross upon her bedroom wall
From grace…
She will fall
Yotomoe
“If I seem rediculousely good at a game I’ve never played before, it’s because I had to train hard to be the best at everything”
Ancestral Hamster
“I’m Amazi-Girl. I can breathe in space.”
Plasma Mongoose
But canshe finish Battletoads?
Ancestral Hamster
“I’m Amazi-Girl. I have the high score in Battletoads.”
(Incidentally, this was the first I heard of Battletoads. Fortunately, this is the Age of teh Internetz!)
Plasma Mongoose
You never heard about Battletoads until now?
How young are you?
TheBenenator
Hey now. I’m 22, and I hadn’t heard of Battletoads until about two months ago. 8~P
Plasma Mongoose
Battletoads came out in the early 90s, so you most likely need to be at least in your late 20s/early 30s now to have played it as a kid.
Dragon
I love and hate battletoads! one of the most craziest games that made anyone who can beat it without cheats a legend and god at the same time I could only make it the lv 10 or 11 without cheats in the NES version
Faceless G.I. Joe
I’m 22 and battletoads was of the first games i ever
played, that and castlevania III. oh i miss u handme
down NES
TheBenenator
Not to mention, have had an NES. 8~P
We had a Sears Video Arcade II (Sears’ American version of the Japanese Atari 2800), and that’s it. (Solaris ftw.)
Ancestral Hamster
Re: “How young are you?”
Other way round, PM, and old enough that I won’t say.
Plasma Mongoose
So you’re also old enough to get senior discounts at the chemists?
begbert2
Pheh, I’m 36 and I’ve only barely heard of it.
Some of us had lives as children. And then there was me, spending all my time off reading.
Plasma Mongoose
But kids who played video games had tons of lives, you needed all the 1UPs just to finish the game sometimes.
Kryss LaBryn
http://xkcd.com/1053/ 😀
(Protip: There’s alt-text)
Dsurion
This. I like when this happens. In fact, I had to explain the Yellowstone Supervolcano to somebody the other week. I used my old Scientific American too…teacups and trashcans! XD
Darth
I call Daisy.
Derek
What’s Wiggler?
Yotomoe
This guy!
Yotomoe
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=wiggler&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1366&bih=664&tbm=isch&tbnid=l2cP0TO9Vpv8kM:&imgrefurl=http://mario.wikia.com/wiki/Wiggler&docid=edjQC_dyMsdtZM&imgurl=http://images.wikia.com/mario/images/8/8b/Wig-geler.jpg&w=433&h=330&ei=P3m0T4eRBsW42wWZ5-0o&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=514&vpy=183&dur=2283&hovh=196&hovw=257&tx=118&ty=108&sig=107654064731792821206&page=1&tbnh=131&tbnw=199&start=0&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0,i:92
addude
Can’t he find out who she really is from the versus records?
NCP19
I like to imagine that Amber is such a dork that she actually owns two copies of Mario Kart 7 already. One to use as herself, and a back-up one for just such an occasion as this.
Null Set
Yes, he can. Which will lead to Danny discovering that Amber is Amazigirl’s butler.
Rognik
This then begs the question… when did Sal hire Amber as her butler? (And why is a girl a butler instead of a maid?)
Blob Marley
Because it’s the 21st century, man! Girls can be whatever they want!
Plasma Mongoose
But can Amber pull off the Bifauxnen look?
madd
The female equivalent of butler is not a maid. A housekeeper is closer in status and duty to a butler than a maid is. Traditionally, butlers are male and are in charge of the male staff while the housekeepr is female and in charge of the female staff, but in a modern setting there is no reason why a female couldn’t be a butler or a male a housekeeper.
Kisai
You’re reading too much into that. I’m assuming Danny meant 3DS.
The 3DS you could use streetpass to narrow down who someone is by simply checking every time the green light (streetpass) comes on, who was found. In a classroom environment, it’s a process of elimination.
Besides, how many people put their real name on things? It’s a large campus, there’s bound to be at least 100 people with one. It would take a very long time.
ryan
but some games on ds, including mario kart ds, took advantage of a friends list. if his opponent on the game was already on his friends list, he could narrow it down to anyone he’s played against.
Sensedog
I’m not even into hand-held games, and I have to admit that the DS is awesome. Sony could never hope to compete with Nintendo in that particular aspect, try as they might (though their efforts have been lackluster at best).
And this is coming from a 360 player.
Vabolo
“-Wait, where have I seen this Player name before?
-Amber123 is a very common username.
-Oh yeah, right.”
Yotomoe
-ugh this guy keeps beating us
-what’s his username?
-mikebangsyourmom25
madd
Shouldn’t that be mikebangsyourmom45?
Yotomoe
or worst
mikebangsyourmom69
Rex Hondo
Well that’s some pretty heavy innuendo if I’ve ever seen it.
SolarisPrime
CONTINUITY ALERT:
Wiggler’s only in Mario Kart 7 on the 3DS, which is reflected in the art… but isn’t Dumbing of Age set BEFORE MK7 and the 3DS came out?
David
Sigh.
See #4: http://www.dumbingofage.com/about/
Azukar
The About page links to TVTRopes, you fiend!
Lieutenant Dan
Does #3 include Danny?
madd
Does #5 include any other character?
Rognik
What is this continuity you speak of?
lordphulish
CONTINUITY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyPh8aIdR-4
Plasma Mongoose
Continuity is for the weak, SolarisPrime.
The webcomic time is so slow in DoA that the same student who started the school year with a 320 Gigabyte HD Notebook will most likely finish the year with a Zettabyte holographic brainchip implant.
Everyl
So if they’re playing on 3DS, then this is when Danny discovers her secret identity because she forgot to disable StreetPass tags?
Bunk
No, the real continuity error is that Danny is using a 3DS color that does not exist in America at this point, and will be an error until it does.
Rognik
Yeah, he only has one of those crummy monochrome 3DS’s instead.
Aizat
Aw, that’s sweet. I
Aizat