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Dumped
Posted on April 30, 2016 by David M Willis

237 thoughts on “Dumped”

  1. Hawke

    Fuckin’ Hell, I think Danny’s finally had enough of his shit luck.

    1. CC

      So he’s decided to start … making his own shit luck?

      1. Kernanator

        Why screw things up by accident when he can screw things up on purpose?

        1. Justin

          ….
          and this, boys and girls, is what happens when you play at being a superhero vigilante to disassociate your inner turmoil.
          and danny… tough bro… get where ya comin from but… easy up on the sal yah?

        2. saltchocolate

          ^ This. I mean, poor Sal. She can’t catch a fucking break right through here. [ . . . thought processes . . . ] Whoa… Does anyone see her ending up friends (or more) with Jason, almost by process of elimination??

        3. Baronbrian

          Nope. Danny.

        4. Sophran

          By the end of the strip she’ll be friends with Ethan somehow.

        5. de Combys

          Haha!!

        6. Mordecai

          I always associate what people say in this comment with their Gravatars. So the “BECAUSE I AM!!!!” Joyce and your laugh are really messing with my head right now.

        7. NelC

          Poor Sal, my ass. She helped create Amazi-Girl, and now she’s ambling around like it’s no big thing to have been holding up stores and terrorising innocents. “Eh, it was just a phase.”

          The resolution of this story has to lie with her taking her glove off and realising the link between her scar, her actions and Amber/Amazi-Girl, and taking responsibility for that.

        8. pewpewzapzap

          No, uh-uh. Sal is absolutely responsible for the crimes she’s committed in the past, but she doesn’t have to live the rest of her life in self-loathing to pay for it.
          Also, Sal is responsible for the trauma she caused Amber – however, what she is NOT responsible for is the piss-poor way Amber is dealing with that trauma. It’s AMBER’S responsibility to get help and get better, and no one else’s.

        9. TPman

          I think my sympathy’s with Danny on this one. He was too harsh, but but Sal should recognize that Danny boy is not in the mood for flippancy.

      2. Clayton

        He could always have pot luck.

  2. AnvilPro

    Well said Danny. I don’t totally agree but you made a good insult.

    1. Ana Chronistic

      “no I WON’T let you know, you and your somehow mere existence making my not-really-girlfriend dump me for reasons I didn’t even think to question because I’m Danny”

      [I’m late tonight because my beau likes to wait to do things that require leaving the house until just before midnightI missed the wormhole]

      1. Emily

        You are being unreasonably critical of the kid all things considered.

        1. Thor

          No level of criticism of Danny is unreasonable.

        2. Thor

          And I’m not speaking of this situation. This is a universal rule.

        3. GhostWriterL

          Except his reactions to things and attempts to do the right thing are probably the most ‘realistic’ out of the majority of the cast membership who wouldn’t just say “Fuck this shit, I got better things to worry about”.

          But I guess him continuing to be an enabler to a NOT superhero is better because it means more slipshines with Amber/Amazi vag, right?

    2. BubblyJolobe

      I don’t get the jump some stairs insult pls explain 🙁

      1. AlexanderHammil

        Here you go.

      2. GhostWriterL

        It’s the equivalent of the military term of “Go kick rocks”.

        Which is the equivalent of telling someone “Go the fuck away”.

  3. Lapin

    And Sal works it out at last, I suspect.

    1. Clif

      Nah.

    2. Historyman68

      I think Sal’s used to people being jerks to her for no reason.

  4. Mr. Random

    …. Does SAL not see it?

    1. Wheelpath

      I feel like she just didn’t get a good enough look

      1. ShawnL

        Or care enough to.

    2. TheOthin

      I think she’s getting some ideas. If she talks to Walky and finds out Amazi-Girl was talking about stabbing someone “again”, she’ll definitely have it figured out.

      1. DarkoNeko

        I’m not quite sure about that.

      2. Sam

        I dont think it will be that quick.

    3. Wack'd

      There’s no way she doesn’t. That look in the penultimate panel combined with her ridiculously on-the-nose statement in the last couldn’t possibly indicate anything else.

      1. ChrisHerself

        I agree.

      2. Tan

        That look in the penultimate panel is her reacting to Danny suddenly apparently turning on her.

        See also: the penultimate panel of http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/03-when-god-closes-the-door/pissybaby/

        The final panel is just continuing their conversation from earlier and obliviously driving the nail further into Danny’s wounded heart

    4. Plasma Mongoose

      For one thing, AG doesn’t need glasses.

  5. kater

    I like this backbone on Danny!
    It’s refreshing!

    1. ChrisHerself

      RIGHT?!? Yay Danny.

  6. CC

    Aaaaaaand back to dannying it up. He had a good run, at least

    1. Sporky

      Honestly if I were in his situation I would do the same thing. It sucks that he’s alienating Sal in the process, but he’s probably angry enough that he doesn’t want to talk to ANYBODY.

      1. Durandal_1707

        How’s he the one Danning it up anyway? Making fun of someone who just went through a breakup a few minutes ago is… not a nice thing to do.

        1. TheOthin

          It’s not clear if Sal has figured out yet that Amber is Amazi-Girl, and if she doesn’t, she wouldn’t know Amber was even dating Danny in the first place. Still, Danny’s frustration is understandable.

        2. ChrisHerself

          Man, you could read this so differently based on whether Sal has figured it out or not. There’s a lot going on in this strip.

          If Sal doesn’t know, she’s just making badly timed small talk and not knowing when to quit.

          If she does know, which I’m thinking she does, I feel for her so much after we just got the pretext of her feeling like everyone walks away from her eventually. And if she does know she’s clever as hell.

          “Ah kinda spaced out….” [I saw everything but only “saw” what you decide you’re ok to tell me]
          “Didn’t know you knew her. Ah think she lives on my floor? Small world!” [I’ve totally figured it out in case you need someone to talk to]
          “Lemme know if you talk to Amazi-Girl, all right?” [Let me know if you need someone to talk to about Amazi-Girl, all right?]

          She offered subtle support allowing Danny to reveal only what he’s comfortable with, got shut down, and still left the door open for support if he changed his mind. Dang girl. That is a ninja level of friendship there.

        3. Durandal_1707

          How could she possibly not have figured it out by now?

        4. Idris

          Given that “How could X not have figured it out by now” is a running theme in the comments, and in the comic X usually has no friggin clue, I figuring that it’s entirely possible she somehow hasn’t figured it out.

          Especially if that whole showdown in front of her got muted out by a SEP field.

        5. StClair

          That’s the most annoyingly convenient part of how she “spaced out” while all of that was going down.

        6. ChrisHerself

          I dunno, her conversation with Walky just prior looks like it got her into her own head. Maybe she was just being socially considerate with the “Ah spaced out” to respect Danny/Amber’s privacy. Or she really could have been spacing out in her thoughts on lonerdom. I WANT TO KNOWWW

        7. Dean

          Probably because it’s even odds that Sal has ever even looked directly at Amber, and also has her own stuff going on.

        8. Tan

          Alternatively:

          “I am extremely tired due to having been suddenly startled awake from being passed out on a table, have a lot on my mind including but not limited to my best friend’s new romantic pursuit, the latest shot in my utterly terrible and damaging relationship with my parents, my brother’s clumsy newfound understanding of said parental relationship, the general interpersonal relationship issues said brother is dredging up, empathizing with and worrying for Amazi-Girl, possibly worry about Carla, Becky, and/or Joyce… So being that I’m not interested in trying to eavesdrop, I genuinely let my mind wander until I noticed yelling, at which point I saw you flailing and your friend storming away. If you want to catch me up, I am willing to offer support. … Oookay, you are extremely angry at me and I don’t know why. I am going to leave as requested. But don’t forget the Amazi-Girl thing; it’s important.”

        9. de Combys

          That’s my interpretation, at least.

        10. HeySo

          +1
          And a positive response at the end, despite how obviously hurt she was.
          A good friend.

        11. ChrisHerself

          Good one, I can totally see that too. WhatIsTheTruth.gif

        12. Questionor

          It’s not like Sal is gonna turn her in or anything. The more important question is when will Sal recognize the person who stabbed her.

        13. podian

          She wasn’t really making fun of him – after all, she doesn’t know what happened.

    2. Havtorn

      Meh, this is just him asking a friend for space and then doing it a bit more forcefully since she didn’t pick it up the first time. I doubt Sal will read more in to it than “Whoops, I seem to have stepped in some private beeswax”

      1. Durandal_1707

        That’s generally my feeling (along with that Sal shouldn’t have been rubbing salt in this in the first place). Sal doesn’t seem like one to take things too personally.

        1. Shadlyn Wolfe

          I think you’re mistaken. I think Sal takes everything personally, and desperately tries to pretend she doesn’t because it hurts every time. Look at…her entire life story so far.

          I don’t think she knows why Danny’s mad at her. And she just finished reflecting on the fact that she might be losing her only friend. Now her new almost-friend-person is yelling at her and she doesn’t know why.

          I think feels that pretty deep right now.

        2. de Combys

          Yep, totally what you said, imo.

    3. GhostWriterL

      Him being an enabler was “Dannying it up”. Him trying to do the right thing and tell a self-harmer that he wants them to stop hurting themselves is growing a backbone.

  7. Endy

    I really want to give Danny a hug right now, both to comfort him and also to convey how proud of him I am.

    1. Clif

      That’ll teach him to listen to Sal instead of following his own instincts.

  8. Snugglebutts

    Sal looks so hurt in the 5th panel…. I want to hug her but I want to keep my testicles intact at the same time.

    1. Some1

      Save your testicles! Hug Danny instead!

    2. Dr. T

      I take it as an indication that for some reason that Danny is one of the few people that Sal is interested in at some level (not necessarily romantically, though taking up with Danny might become the worst thing she did to Amber without even knowing it).

  9. Too Old To Be Cool

    And Sal blows her Intelligence roll…

    1. Orctavius

      Did she blow the roll, or deliberately relent to the challenge without rolling.

    2. Orion Fury

      I’d say more wisdom than intelligence.

    3. Harvey Janus

      It’s a Wisdom check, mate. Sense Motive and Perception, not Knowledge.

      1. de Combys

        She def rolled a 1 on her perception roll there. “Oops, I spaced out, let me tell you exactly what you don’t want to hear with the best intentions.”

        1. Gordon

          Isn’t it more like she took a 1, rather than rolled. “Whatever is transpiring over there is irrelevant to me, so I am not curious about it and make no real effort to notice.”

  10. DarkoNeko

    Sal knows when to desist.

  11. Just Me

    Sal doesn’t see anything she doesn’t want to see. If she had been paying attention she might have guessed.

    Anyway, Danny you have every right to be angry at Sal.

    1. RakeJ4

      Yes, that whole ‘giving badly needed advice that he had been ignoring for some time’ bit was a true transgression, worthy of retaliation. And it was completely obvious she knew exactly what she was doing and was deliberately provoking him.

      Strangely it’s a sign that subconsciously he trusts Sal more than he did Amber. She lashed out at him multiple times and he still didn’t raise his voice to her or lash out. Sal-who also has a rep of an ass-kicker-she makes one likely unintended misstep and BAM

      1. de Combys

        I also got the feeling that those two instinctively trust each other quite much for some reason. It’s an unlikely but very heartwarming friendship in the bud, I think.

      2. m-m

        And this isn’t the first time. When he was defending Amazi-Girl’s actions to Sal in the laundry room he went all angry-face and raised voice. I wonder how much time the two have spent together with tutoring & mariokart — that’s a fair amount of familiarity they seem to have.

    2. Stomato

      Ehh, I dunno that there’s any reason for him to be mad at Sal in particular. It’s actually a good thing she was respecting his privacy by not paying attention to the conversation (even if that wasn’t her reason for doing so.) And she did give him good advice about Amazi-girl.
      However, I’d say he does have every right to be angry — at no one in particular, and I don’t think anybody could fault him for taking it out on Sal right this moment.

      P.S. I love your avatar 😀

    3. Mav

      I think Danny and Amber are the ones who hear what they want to hear. Confronting Amber about her behavior not only makes Danny uncomfortable, but it (very predictably) went south for Danny, and he’s sort of placing his anger on Sal, who no doesn’t really deserve it. She said what needed to be said and what would have been horribly apparent later (really, what is horribly apparent as it’s already gotten out of control), is all. I think we’ve all been there – we get past a bad stage in our lives, and we think of all the folks who warned us but we didn’t listen to till it blew up in our faces.

      Danny’s upset now, but in my opinion that’s mostly because he seems pretty co-dependent and thinks that he needs Amber and Amber needs him, which is not the case (I mean, how long have they been dating really? Like 3 weeks?). And he seems used to placating other people and not making waves. He’s “happy” as long as Amber is not mad at him.

      To be totally honest, just today I overheard what probably was a woman being pissed at her boyfriend over the phone (it kinda seemed like he’d cheated on her??) and telling him to fuck off. I deliberately stopped paying attention (1) because it’s rude to butt in and ask a total stranger about her personal life problems and (2) no one is really entitled to me coddling them emotionally. I’ve been there before with people I knew, and it’s an unfair expectation and it’s draining. So why should Sal have been diligently listening to the conversation? I would hate to have a difficult conversation in public in general. I still don’t get the hate Sal gets..

      i was just thinking that too, to the comment above – I read that and I was like, “Oh, NOW he’s got something tough to say” – obviously because he’s mad and Sal wouldn’t react badly like Amazigirl/Amber would.

      1. trlkly

        Or, you know, he just got dumped and is reasonably upset about it, and it wouldn’t have happened (right then at least)if Sal wasn’t standing there. And he told Sal “not now,” clearly indicating he wasn’t actually blaming her for anything but needed a moment, and she kept on, so he got a bit more forceful.

        I don’t see why Danny needs to be codependent to be upset that his girlfriend dumped him, or that someone he cares about is clearly going down a bad path.

        I don’t understand jumping to psychoanalysis when regular analysis will do.

        1. Mav

          Oh, I totally understand that he’s upset about being dumped. Say inadvertently triggered it, but the relationship definitely would have gone south regardless. He does have a right to be upset , but when I said he was placing his anger on Sal, I meant it in the sense that he snapped at her. If I meant blame, I would have said blame.

          I should backtrack and say that I think Danny has tendencies since the beginning of the comic to forgo his own needs and cling to whomever he’s dating, even if they don’t treat him very well, which smells like Co-dependent *tendencies*. To me. I’m not saying he has to be codependent to be upset , I’m just thinking, all things considered.

          I was just responding to the first comment, which made it seem like it Sal was supposed to know what was going on and respond appropriately ,which I think is untrue. She continued because she didn’t hear about specifically what was said, and he told her to buzz off. We’ve all had that happen to us. To make this short I was pointing out this is not about her, it’s about Danny and his feelings about Amber .

  12. Sam

    “If I had a nickel for every time I’ve been dumped on these steps…I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s kind of weird it’s happened twice.”

    1. MatthewTheLucky

      Doom for you too, yes.

    2. a snow ʍousɐ

      EVERY DIME

    3. Kit

      Once is an occurrence, twice is a habit!

    4. Bagge

      He’s just been at college for a few weeks. Give him time…

    5. linkman0596

      you’d be able to afford a very lovely couple of evenings with mike for your mother

    6. Luke

      This has always been my favorite quote to come from that show.

    7. two-star

      To lose one girlfriend, Mr. Wilcox, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose two looks like carelessness.

    8. Deanatay

      Does he get another nickel for dumping on someone else immediately after being dumped? Because, if so, BAM! Fifteen cents.

    9. Cyntalan

      And Mike would have an offer for a threesome that you could afford. :V

  13. Los

    lol, that face said “Poor guy. Let me save his life too by leaving”

  14. Marvelman

    I think Danny actually hurt Sal’s feelings.

    1. comic.phile

      Yea, I think she was genuinely starting to think maybe they could be friends. Now he’s just another person pushing her away when she does try to open up and reach out…

      1. CC

        I think the worst part, for her, is that he used a much more personalized pushaway. Just telling someone to fuck off doesn’t take much effort, but that took at least a few brain processing cycles, so there was more impact behind it

        1. Rezby

          Poor Sal. 🙁

    2. Just Me

      I don’t think she gives a damn about being friends with anyone, especially not Danny.

      1. RakeJ4

        This is pretty ridiculous. She’s shown affection for Joyce, and she *unquestionably* cares about being friends with Marci. She’s eating shit regularly from a girl who she would’ve come to blows with because her closest friend likes her.

        But…somehow she doesn’t care or something? Anyway. She’s far from perfect but for pete’s sake, there’s criticism and then there’s fanfic level bashing.

        1. comic.phile

          Yea, I agree, that’s rediculous. She just recently said she had trouble opening up because no one cared for long anyway, except Marcie

        2. trlkly

          Which would be the comic where she said she didn’t see the point in trying to make friends.

        3. RakeJ4

          Which is not at all the same thing as wanting friends, or wishing they could be made. In any event she is already being good friends with Marci.

        4. ChrisHerself

          Yup. Literally minutes prior she was talking to herself about how nobody cares for long before tossing her aside. Then someone she’s actually had the tiniest chance to grow close to tells her to fuck off and it confirms exactly the idea she was just musing on.

          Sal’s resilient as all get out and smart enough to see that she’s not the one Danny’s mad at. I doubt this is the end of their acquaintanceship. But that doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt when something like this happens, no matter how skilled you are at poker face-ing.

      2. Sophia

        I don’t think we’re reading the same comic.

  15. nhammen

    zis place is cursed

  16. Achallenger

    do a barrel roll sal

  17. figureaddict

    Well, shoots down the theory that Sal had figured out who Amazing Girl is.

    1. beoluves

      But does it though? Could she be pretending? Am I reaching here?

      1. TheGrammarLegionary

        The dialogue did seem very contrived to me, which is very uncharacteristic of this comic. Unless, of course, you read it as “Ah know things, but ah dunno if ya WANT me to know things, so ah’ll let you fill me in as much as ya feel necessary.”

        1. figureaddict

          On that note, I thought Sal knew that it was Ambers clothes she helped Danny pick up off the hall floor?

  18. CC

    Covering a character’s face with the panel border: more effective and less overt than the Cliche Anime Face Shadow(TM)

  19. Lamia M

    Wow, poor Sal… she was really reaching outside of her comfort zone to help, and socialize outside of her circle, there, and Danny just stamped her down…

  20. Kindra

    Poor Sal. Danny must feel like shit right now, so his reaction makes sense, but Sal didn’t deserve that.

    1. Dave

      It’s true she didn’t, but man, I can’t imagine how FRUSTRATED that question must’ve made him, because he can’t answer it without outing Amazi-Girl, and I imagine he’s in no mood to make something up right about now.

    2. ChrisHerself

      Sal didn’t deserve it but she did keep pressing when Danny told her first, “Not now.” He was terse but not hostile. Honest mistake on Sal’s part to keep musing on it, but yeah he did try to be civil before telling her to buzz off.

      I just want to give all of them hugs right now. </3

      1. Shadlyn Wolfe

        Yeah, I don’t think Danny’s a monster. The same way the timing is terrible for him, it’s terrible for Sal, who was already feeling really lonely and vulnerable in that moment.

        They hurt each other just about as bad as possible right there, in all innocence.

        1. Ntrovert60

          Yes. This.

    3. StClair

      Agreed to all of the above.

  21. Rukduk

    Yes. Give in to the rage young one. Let it consume you. And then, once you have drunk deeply of the power of the dark side take your place as an apprentice to a Darth.

    1. Deanatay

      Darth Schwester?

      (‘Schwester’ is ‘sister’ in German. ‘Vader’ is thought to be a mangling of the German ‘vater’, or ‘father’. So, if Darth Vader was the ‘dark father’, Sal can be the ‘dark sister’? Also, because, she’s the ‘darker’ sibling.)

      1. Deanatay

        Oh, dear.

        I just realized, that if Sal is ‘Darth Schwester’, then her brother naturally becomes ‘Walk Skyluker’.

      2. Deanatay

        Also, Sal already has a helmet that obscures her appearance and voice.

      3. Orkimedes

        It’s more likely to be from Dutch than German, since “vader” translates as “father” in Dutch. (although the pronunciation is rather different than the one used in star wars, so it might still be coincidence)

  22. newllend(henryvolt)

    Hey what do you know I guessed the title of today’s strip

  23. Rob

    Oh, so now both Danny and Ethan are single… that’s… just… a shame…

    1. DarkoNeko

      It really is. There’s no way they’d make it happen wi that common baggage tho.

      1. ChrisHerself

        Here on The Good Ship Problematic

      2. Spencer

        The real hurdle to them happening is that they might not want to step on Amber’s toes, and really that’s a pretty legitimate reason not to pursue a relationship. It’s not like Danny is the only other Queer dude in the entire universe. At least not until my constant pestering for more Sayid pays off, anyway.

        But, yeah, I think it is going to at the very least be heavily explored, because there really is no other valid love interest for either character now and if Danny and Amber ever reconciled that would take a long time and it probably would be bad for Danny to jump right back in with her. If Amber found out that they wanted to date she’d probably force herself to be okay with it, because after the dust settles from this I’m pretty sure she’s going to double down on “Amber is worthless shit and Danny deserves better.”

        On the flip side, plenty of people hate Amber now. Her getting in the way of dudes banging? I think someone might actually will themselves into the comic to kick her in the face.

  24. Raen

    The sixth panel makes me think of the little tachometer thing from the Scott Pilgrim movie.

  25. Victor Riley

    Must be the Clark Kent effect… the glasses make most people unable to put 2 and 2 together.

    1. DarkoNeko

      he arranges he hair differnetly too !

  26. Ardin

    Daaamn, out of all the people for Danny to be the one to talk down to Sal like that without getting harmed, it’s quite interesting.

    1. RakeJ4

      I’m sure she’ll like cut his throat in his sleep or something, cold blooded monster that she is, right?

      1. Tacos

        Naw. She’ll buy Danny an ice cream cone so she can then smack it out of his hand and onto the ground. That is truly monstrous >.>

        1. Dana

          Yeah, wasting ice cream!

    2. Some1

      Sal probably finds it refreshing,
      Woo! Someone else I can develop a real friendship with that extends beyond them praising me all the time.

      1. DarkoNeko

        And maths lessons

  27. Regalli

    Note that Sal was at least a good ten, twenty feet away from that conversation and that she was only semi-even looking in their direction. In what’s probably a fairly busy, noisy area. I don’t think Sal’s ever given Amber a really good look.

    1. Some1

      I can’t fault Sal for that, however I can fault her for being really terrible at reading people.

      Please note: When people are sitting on steps, looking like they’re about to cry, they probably do not want casual conversation.

      1. Regalli

        Probably not, no. But then reading people’s emotions can be sincerely hard to tell (hi, autistic person! Not saying Sal’s necessarily got any neurodivergence going on herself but just saying, it’s kind of annoying when a trait you can’t control is seen as a character flaw, super fun all the time,) and she CLEARLY wasn’t listening to the conversation and isn’t even looking at Danny for most of the comic. She comes into it saying she was spaced out, it’s possible she hasn’t totally kicked it back into gear when she starts talking.

        1. Some1

          It is entirely possible the 6th panel was showing guilt.

          Sal’s thoughts: Oh shit, thats what his face looks like, well now I feel kinda crappy.

        2. Regalli

          Yeah, we’ll see how she reacts next time she sees him/her next interactions with Billie or someone, ’cause it could be hurt or it could be guilt or both.

        3. Orion Fury

          There are just so many different variances. Being able to adjust and guess meaning for unseen ones can be tricky. Norms got it easy there, or at least easier.

      2. Sophia

        I’m terrible at reading people. It’s not on purpose. And Sal came up to him from behind. I don’t necessarily look someone in the eyes every time I start a conversation, especially if I know them already. I don’t know, I just don’t see how she’s at fault here.

      3. trlkly

        I don’t think she needs to read people. She just needs to realize that “Not now, Sal” really means “Not now, Sal.” As in, “leave me alone, I’ll talk to you later.”

        And I personally think she did realize it with the second comment. If she were horribly hurt, I don’t think she would have responded like she did in the last panel. That’s way too understanding.

  28. Adept Arcanist

    Sal: “Maybe I should ask Superman or his friend Clark Kent to look for her.”

  29. Reltzik

    Yes, Danny. Let the hate flow through you. Let it consume you. With every whine you come ever closer to the dork side.

  30. Conuly

    Danny, dear, now is the time to talk to Ethan. NOT about hooking up, but about helping Amber.

  31. Foxhack

    Wow, Sal actually looks hurt.

    She actually considered Danny a friend. Dammit. 🙁

  32. Jake

    Sorry Danny, but you’re just going to have to get dumped on those stairs over and over again until Willis feels like drawing more backgrounds. 🙂

  33. Adam Black

    “Jump some stairs?”?

    Is this some Indiana Colloquialism ? or did he see her her skate?

    1. Mav

      I’ve never heard that either! Maybe it’s like saying “go jump in a river”, or he’s making fun of her hobby of skating, or maybe he’s sarcastically making fun of her badass reputation

      1. Orion Fury

        Callback to earlier strips, where he asked if she should be doing just that on her bike, and where (I think) she actually did.

        1. Elitist oars

          That was itself a callback to an even earlier strip: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/03-when-god-closes-the-door/kindness-4/

  34. Some1

    I love how many commenters think that because Danny said something slightly mean to Sal in an emotionally upset moment, they can never be friends again.

    1. ChrisHerself

      I know right? Like neither of them have demonstrated any resilience or forgiving or understanding in the past so why should they now.

    2. Sam

      It is not that they can *never* be friends again, but that Sal might withdraw and make it difficult to reestablish. Because this fits with her pattern of ‘people are only interested for so long’. And a lot of people can relate to that and feel worried about it because it would be easy for Sal to withdraw and for Danny to not do anything about it which would let it disintegrate and just be further proof that Marcie is the only one she can rely on.

      1. Shadlyn Wolfe

        ^This. For Sal, this was a potential friendship beginning in a time she needed one, and we know from her character that she will assume rejection when none exists. The more she needed the support, the more she’s going to ASSUME it will be withdrawn. For Danny, this was a casual acquaintance who was cool, but who he never really got close to. He may not *pursue* the friendship if she closes off, especially if by trying to befriend Sal he thinks he’s hurting Amber. I still think it’s possible they’ll be friends, but this was a fragile point in a fledgling friendship that just snapped.

  35. Mr. Mendo

    Yeesh, Danny’s pissing EVERYBODY off, today.

    1. Kamino Neko

      … Except Danny’s the only one in this strip pissed off.

  36. LooksLikeDaniel

    2nd to last panel. Did Sal just display emotion? Visibly? Egads!

  37. Bagge

    Danny’s friends are not the best at being supportive At those stairs either.

    1. Bagge

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/01-move-in-day/prediction/

  38. Tom T.

    I have little sympathy for Sal here. She refuses to address Danny with his actual name instead of a derogatory insult, even after he’s expressly asked her to do so. Be a jerk, expect to get treated like one.

    1. Bagge

      Well… yeah. Not letting people close is exactly her problem, she said so herself a few strips ago when Walky was out of earshot. She is not proud of it, but that is her defense mechanism.

      More worthy of pity than scorn, in my opinion.

    2. Orion Fury

      I took it as a term of endearment. Guess I missed or forgot him asking her to stop using it.

    3. vysearhone

      it’s kind of her defense mechanism. she acknowledges that someone she developed a bit of an affinity for is hurt by her quips, so she distances herself to make sure she doesn’t hurt more than she has to. she’s not the most socially adept, and furthermore she’s not the best at knowing what people’s boundaries are. it’s not surprising that she’d try to make small-talk to diffuse what she understands to be a ‘situation’ regardless of not knowing if it’s appropriate or not. it doesn’t help she doesn’t know she’s inadvertently a reason behind the breakup.

      her recent developments show that she really is hard pressed for people around her that she feels she can trust not to leave her in the dust, so yeah, this is a pretty understandable reaction, even if not the best one.

      i don’t have sympathy or pity for her, i just understand.

    4. Willoughby Chase

      He’s just told her to go jump down some stairs.

    5. Amazi-Stool

      When did Danny “expressly asked her to do so” (not adressing him as Wonderbread)?

      That never happened!

      It was Sal who protested against being called Sally, but in all the strips tagged as danny+sal, you’ll find lots of “wonderbreads”, but no objection from Danny.

  39. Emily

    Aw displacement! : ( Poor Sal. Also, did she mean “round glasses” or “round girl” ? haha

    1. Tomas

      Good catch. It makes me wonder if Amber’s real disguise is her figure. No one expects the short, fat girl to be a good athlete.

  40. Cthulhu's Intern

    Danny’s getting angry. Is he going to make this dark, evil looking suit, start robbing banks and stuff, and then taunting Amazi-Girl on video while cackling?

    1. Some1

      Naw Ambers gonna go full on knight templar, leading Danny to try to stop her. They have a final bat to bat battle on top of the rooftops, that begins with Sarah tossing her bat to Danny.

      1. inqntrol

        And in that time people will grab their snacks and enjoy the show.

  41. Orion Fury

    For me, in the sixth panel, Sal looks like she’s about to cry. Trying to open up to a possible new friend, and being yelled at. Though in the last panel (again for me) it seems like he saw that he’s in a bad mood and doesn’t want to talk, and decided to give him the space she assumes he needs.

    Someone needs to start giving out free hugs or something to the main cast. Except Mary. Until Willis finds a way to make her sympathetic.

    1. Some1

      But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

      1. Orion Fury

        Good point. Probably should get around to reading “Lucifer” under the Vertigo label. Fan of the show, and I hear it’s crap compared to the comics.

  42. skdk

    danny is upset and dordnt want to be talked to? danny is evil!!!

    1. Some1

      I feel like a bunch of the commentators always need someone to blame or attack, we can’t have a strip without a villain!

      1. Alice Macher

        Welcome to webcomics fandom. It seems that if a story is doled out in episodes of about a minute’s reading time each, rather than presented as a done-in-one novel or film, some people assign rather more significance to a given line of dialogue, or facial expression, than is warranted. So every disagreement is somehow an “Oh no, enemies forever” fight, every moderately curt word or disapproving look evidence that a character is The Worst Human Being Ever, every shared smile proof that two characters are an OTP and should make with the sexings like yesterday.

        1. hueloovoo

          It’s so easy when reading something you love like we love Willis’ work, to get really invested in the little moments each day. I don’t blame anyone for it, and I fall victim to it regularly too. All we can do is try not to let it get out of hand, and laugh at ourselves when it does.

  43. Yossarianduck

    It’s not often it happens, but Sal never looks more like her brother than when she’s completely oblivious to a situation.

  44. Saaaam

    This is some evangelion levels of people digging chasms between each other

    1. SundaesChild

      You can (not) communicate effectively.

      1. Saaaam

        you just summed up both series

  45. Shelbeans

    Thank goodness that horrible relationship is over, but damn… Sal wasn’t expecting to get shit on.

    1. M-M

      Cutest avi evah!

  46. skdk

    i think people are angry at danny and acting as if hes doing something wrong just cause they ship him with sal and wanted them to make out

  47. lia

    AW SAL I STILL LOVE U

  48. John

    I kind of want Danny and Sal to hook up now, just to fuck with all the Danny/Ethan shippers.

    1. Spencer

      Danny/Sal? psh thats ridiculous when could that ever happen

  49. Chromacandi

    feeling actively bad for Sal right here.. she’s not trying to be too cool for school, she’s just a product of it’s bullshit. I think she kinda hoped Danny would be cool about all this bullshit…

    but he’s Danny.. and for all the longtime followers of this comic..

    enough said

  50. Scar Man!!!

    Ok, sad shit aside, the fact that Sal doesn’t know her secret identity and the way we are finding that out are both hilarious

  51. Rick Robin Cagnaan

    Sly Sirs Redux?

  52. Rosicrucian

    I think that was the most Sal way of saying

    “I heard all of that, wanna talk about it?”

    1. StClair

      Except she apparently didn’t, because if there was actual communication, this plot would fall apart.

      1. Orion Fury

        The plot of everything everywhere would fall apart if people talked.

  53. Kei

    As far as ways of brushing people off go, implying that they should go be cool doing cool shit instead isn’t that bad.

    1. Idris

      Go victory strut while an explosion goes off behind you, Sal.

      1. Spencer

        Go do a cool midair motorcycle resc-oh wait.

  54. Idris

    Sadness. I get where they’re both coming from here, and kinda rooting for both of them. But this was an inevitability.

    I hope they can patch things up later, because Danny needs some good friends. And at least be friends with Sal will mean he won’t run the risk of running into Amber.

    Of course, I’m still kinda rooting for Danber. But, only if this showdown gets Amber in the right headspace to realize that the impulses that lead to AmaziGirl are getting out of control, and gets her started on fixing them.

  55. ninja_jesus

    Thanks for being worried about Danny, Sal. Honestly, I would love to see the two of you as friends. Let Amber go blow off steam somewhere else.

  56. newllend(henryvolt)

    You know it’s to bad really him and Sal actually have somethings in common, like the fact that they’re both treated poorly by their parents.

  57. Catty

    Danny shows a bit of spine for once. It’s a pity Sal’s the target though.

    Developing the Danny-Sal relationship (not necessarily in a sexual direction; maybe partners-in-crime or something) would be interesting.

  58. Derf

    Man, poor Panel 2 Danny. He’s looking down, thinking “Dammit Willis. Did you have to put the Slipshine link with the shot of Amber licking my abs *right there* just in time for this strip?”

    1. hueloovoo

      +1 internet

  59. lomie

    Another small step to sausages, bet it wont be long now.

  60. CJ

    Very skillfully drawn. When she looks up in the second to last panel, it’s with sheer astonishment that Danny tells her to get lost, because, well she knows as good as we do that this isn’t like Danny.
    We don’t see Sal’s face in the last panel, so we can only speculate what she feel or thinks about what she saw in his face.
    Before, she acted like ‘This unimportant little girl from my floor was having a fit at Danny, I vaguely wonder what’s it about’.
    It doesn’t at all look like she picked up on an danger of physical expressions of rage – or maybe in her mind Amber’s just so weak it out of imagination.
    But I cannot imagine that she ‘knows it all’ and choose to act like this. I’d rather imagine her asking him ‘that didn’t go well’ or some such.
    So once again Willis keeps us guessing and riveted.

  61. BenRG

    It’s strips like this that remind us just what a massive comic books nerd Willis really is. Just like the characters in superhero comics, most people seem to be selectively blind and deaf even when Amber does and says things that should make it abundantly clear to everyone that she and Amazi-Girl are one and the same.

    This, oddly enough, gives me hope. Unless Willis is planning a deconstruction, this suggests strongly that Amber’s secret is never going to be known outside her small intimate circle (basically, Ethan and Danny) and that it is possible that her problems, if not solved, will at least be addressed and tackled without a massive public ‘coming out’.

    1. Amazi-Stool

      That small circle also include Dorothy and Dina and this means the circle is growing.

      Also Walky had close conversations with her – only a matter of time until he registers the similarity.

      1. John

        Walky’s spent a fair amount of time around Amazi-Girl now, but he doesn’t really know Amber. I’m not sure he even knows her name. They were both at Joyce’s dorm party, but Walky was drunk and Amber was doing her usual wallflower act, and that’s the only time they’ve seen each other more than just in passing.

        1. John

          And, y’know, I wouldn’t put it past Walky to have figured it out but just not felt the need to say anything about it, like with Ethan’s orientation. He’s way more observant than he lets on.

        2. Orion Fury

          Obfuscating Stupidity. Could end up like Daredevil, with the worst kept secret identity of a super that keeps one.

    2. StClair

      It’s actually starting to irritate me, ’cause it’s being used to draw out plots rather than bring them toward closure, to keep conversations from being had which need to be, and stands in contrast to other matters which are being handled much more realistically (IMO).

  62. Dariu55

    Sal knows when she’s not wanted/needed at a given time.

  63. L!ghtn!ng

    Aww, I really wanna hug Danny right now.

    A couple of years ago I would have enjoyed seeing Danny kicked while he was down. He’s undergone some tremendous character development in DoA!

    1. Orion Fury

      There’s still Mary.

  64. uuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh

    GodDAMN are these two kawaii

    Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh

    Danny x Sal x Ethan orgy nooooooooooooooooow

    1. fogel

      Well, Sal did tell Ethan, at Joyce’s party, that she likes tall, as she looked up at him smiling. But Ethan does not seem inclined to a bi-triangle.

  65. bunivasal

    For a minute I really liked assertive, angry Danny, and the fact that original Danny was obsessed with Sal really launched a ship. I mean, assertive Danny plus Sal? He was definitely getting it from behind.

  66. SundaesChild

    A lot of commenters are reading panel five as Sal being hurt, which is definitely a valid – and probably correct – reading. I read it more as shock and concern, though. Sal’s not AS tough as she puts on, sure, but she does have a somewhat thick skin, and if she’s able to think about how the exchange went, she’ll realize she should have stopped pushing the topic when Danny said “not now.”

  67. Josh Spicer

    As SundaesChild said, a lot of people are reading 6 as Sal being hurt and going off of it that “she just lost another friend.”

    I think that’s kind of reaching there. Considering she leaves him be in the following panel and tells him to keep her informed regarding his situation (although its hard to tell if that’s her being hurt or not since the fricken border is covering it and it’s a comic), I think she realizes that he’s in an emotional state and should be left alone.

  68. trlkly

    I find it funny that Sal pulled a Walky here. No, Sal, when someone says “Not now” when you try to talk to them, it’s not a good idea to make idle chit-chat about the thing that probably upset them.

    Even if she wasn’t listening, surely she could know that he’s upset about that “glasses girl” and so talking about her would be a bad idea.

    This comic would have been a lot better on both of them if your remove the fifth and sixth panels.

    Also, where’s triangle guy? We could use some smiles right now…

  69. Just for kix

    Danny, I am proud that you have manned up and told Amber what she needs to hear (well she ran off before you can fully do that but still I applaud your attempt). The break up is good for you.

  70. Tomas

    I went back and re-read this scene starting with “Eagles” from April 22. It really put today’s comic in perspective. Her budding friendship with Danny was way outside her comfort zone. She must have really liked him for it to have lasted as long as it did. Danny’s anger at Sal is arguably a bigger deal than AG’s dumping of Danny.

  71. nothri

    The good news is that Amazigirl could switch her Nemesis for a brick wall and retain the same basic level of complex thinking.

    No pun intended.

    1. JBento

      Sal’s actually good at complex thinking, assuming she has the DATA for that thinking, which she doesn’t here. AG could switch her nemesis for a brick wall and retain the same level of nemesis-awareness, though, much like Becky and Dorothy.

      1. Orion Fury

        The brick wall’s internal screaming are just pure magic.

  72. Griffin

    Sal. You just don’t know, Sal.

  73. Tunasammich

    Awww, poor Sal. I just want her to join Sarah and Dina and become the socially-awkward girls squad and be happy.

    1. Falling Star

      And they all need to give Joyce an honorary membership and some hugs.

  74. Synnerman

    Now Ethan, salve his soul.

  75. ninja_jesus

    Why does everyone think that Sal is hurt? That’s more a look of worry than anything.

    1. Orion Fury

      We all see what we feel?

  76. Falling Star

    Aww, she worries.
    Also, those stairs brought you closer to your boyfriend.
    They are telling you to be with him.
    GO, MY CHILD.

  77. Prinnyramza

    Years later with his spouse and kids, Danny will drop his oldest off at this spot. He will recall to his child of the time his first girlfriend dumped him on those steps and how his second girlfriend also dumped him on those steps, but it doesn’t matter cause he benefited at the end.

    That is when his significant other suddenly asks him for a divorce.

    1. Orion Fury

      jk?

  78. PerilsoRosella

    God, Danny and Amber belong together. Leave now Sal; you’re fucking awesome.

  79. Valkyr

    They are some damn fine steps though, prime hangout spot

  80. whispl

    Daww Sal cares

  81. fudo81

    I just noticed: Sal says “didn’t know you knew her”, so apparently she forgot about how her first encounter with Danny ended… or maybe she hadn’t memorized Amber’s face yet, back then.

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