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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    August 4, 2023 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    ♪Mama, I was born a ramblin’ Amb♫

    (stupid political correctness turning a perfectly good two-syllable word into eight!)

    • Laura
      Laura
      August 4, 2023 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

      Happy birthday, Ana! Did I read your subtext right?

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      August 4, 2023 at 12:13 am | # | Reply

      *plays Led Zeppelin’s “Ramble On” over the hacked Muzak*

      • Laura
        Laura
        August 4, 2023 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

        Followed on the hacked muzak by “Rambling Boy”, by Tom Paxton

        • Psychie
          Psychie
          August 4, 2023 at 3:44 am | # | Reply

          Followed on the hacked muzak by “Ramblin’ Rover” by Silly Wizard

          • Eric
            Eric
            August 4, 2023 at 8:39 am | # | Reply

            . . . and who can forget “Ramblin’, ramplin’, ramblin’, R-A-M-B-L-I-N . . . ‘postrophe”

    • Psychie
      Psychie
      August 4, 2023 at 3:45 am | # | Reply

      What two syllable word was turned into 8 by political correctness here?

      • Alaric
        Alaric
        August 4, 2023 at 6:17 am | # | Reply

        “Garbage”.

    • TrueVCU
      TrueVCU
      August 4, 2023 at 11:54 pm | # | Reply

      ♪Ramble on my wayward Amb♫ [/Kansas]

    • Kelibath
      Kelibath
      August 5, 2023 at 11:52 am | # | Reply

      Bday!!!

  2. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    August 4, 2023 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Your ramblings are impressive too.

    • milu
      milu
      August 4, 2023 at 11:29 am | # | Reply

      You know Amber? The girl with the impressive…
      – ramblings?
      – sure, those too

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        August 4, 2023 at 7:34 pm | # | Reply

        Ohh, is this the new “tracts of land”?

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        August 4, 2023 at 7:52 pm | # | Reply

        I mean, well, okay, if we’re going to use descriptors I can’t affirm without involving human resources.

  3. UrsulaDavina
    UrsulaDavina
    August 4, 2023 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Ramble on Amber!

  4. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    August 4, 2023 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    I’ll push back on that. Ambler spends most of her time seated in front of a screen. She doesn’t ramble much at all.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      August 4, 2023 at 1:07 am | # | Reply

      Speaking from experience here, you can absolutely spend most of your time in front of a screen and still ramble a lot

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        August 4, 2023 at 1:08 am | # | Reply

        …. oh, right, she plays Pokemon Go. Yeah, okay, she rambles.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          August 4, 2023 at 3:52 pm | # | Reply

          (Disclaimer: Reltzik may not be using the definition of “ramble” that you think he is.)

  5. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    August 4, 2023 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    What boys? What boys are saying this? Amber only talks to one, maybe two boys. Joe? Joe never said that.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      August 4, 2023 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

      Walky did, last scene

      • clif
        clif
        August 4, 2023 at 12:13 am | # | Reply

        First Walky, now Ethan. Hence boys.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        August 4, 2023 at 12:13 am | # | Reply

        Oh yeah, he did say that. Is two boys enough to form a consensus? I feel like we need one more boy for Amber’s statement to be proven true.

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          August 4, 2023 at 1:05 am | # | Reply

          Two is enough to make a plurality.

        • Tan
          Tan
          August 4, 2023 at 8:33 am | # | Reply

          While Amber isn’t currently aware of it, Charles certainly seemed to imply his agreement to Walky in yesterday’s final panel

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        August 4, 2023 at 12:26 am | # | Reply

        Walky, as we know, is multiple boys. A gaggle of boys live within that boy.

        • Dante
          Dante
          August 4, 2023 at 1:56 am | # | Reply

          He contains multitudes

        • Jay
          Jay
          August 4, 2023 at 9:34 pm | # | Reply

          Well, there’s at least two women in Amber, so at least they’d match?

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        August 4, 2023 at 1:04 am | # | Reply

        Walky is legally two boys, for tax purposes

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      August 4, 2023 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

      Danny and her talk from time to time these days, so that’s three, I guess.

      • clif
        clif
        August 4, 2023 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

        Without looking, I feel the odds are high that Danny said something similar, but the odds are also he was talking about Amazigirl whom he was dating, and hence technically shouldn’t count.

        • DailyBrad
          DailyBrad
          August 4, 2023 at 5:24 pm | # | Reply

          He’s complimented Amber as Amber before, too, even if he was moreso dating Amber.

          I will say it’s kind of funny that Amber is/was attracted to Walky as Amber, but as Amazi-Girl, she seemed entirely unimpressed. Both of them liked Danny, though.

    • milu
      milu
      August 4, 2023 at 11:32 am | # | Reply

      Charles seemed impressed too

  6. Yumi
    Yumi
    August 4, 2023 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Ah, the two settings: Not talking and not shutting up

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      August 4, 2023 at 2:14 am | # | Reply

      If you toggle between the two at the right times, they average out to typical expectations. It’s like pulse-width modulation, or a thermostat.

  7. pope suburban
    pope suburban
    August 4, 2023 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Boys, plural? Did I miss something? I remember Booster hitting on her, but they wouldn’t count toward the boys quota, I don’t think (from what we’ve seen of their self-description, not as a blanket rule or anything). Walky did defend her, but Danny I think was quiet, understandably. Now I just want to know more.

    • Diane
      Diane
      August 4, 2023 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

      To save everyone the trouble: Amber was called “Unimpressive Rambly Nothing” by Linda. Walky refuted her being unimpressive immediately. So yes, boys seem to be calling her that as now both Walky and Ethan have told her others.

      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2023/comic/book-13/04-but-dont-give-yourself-away/unimpressive/

      • Diane
        Diane
        August 4, 2023 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

        otherwise* because it is past my bedtime but I kept refreshing cause I wanted to know what happens next. I miss when this updated at midnight on the dot.

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 4, 2023 at 10:28 pm | # | Reply

      maybe walky’s dad counts? lol

  8. Jo_cubstar
    Jo_cubstar
    August 4, 2023 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

    Same, amber. Same.

  9. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    August 4, 2023 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

    …what do ya wanna bet she’s here to fill him in on Asher’s backstory?

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      August 4, 2023 at 1:06 am | # | Reply

      Well, obviously.

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      August 4, 2023 at 2:09 am | # | Reply

      I don’t think she knows about Asher yet? But she might want to see how Booster did.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        August 4, 2023 at 2:17 am | # | Reply

        She knows Booster reintroduced Asher to Ethan.

        https://www.dumbingofage.com/snagged/

  10. Nathan
    Nathan
    August 4, 2023 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

    What’s her expression in the last panel?

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      August 4, 2023 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

      I see it as mostly a bemused “wellp”

      • Laura
        Laura
        August 4, 2023 at 1:10 am | # | Reply

        Kind of a: “Huh.”

    • Council
      Council
      August 4, 2023 at 2:32 am | # | Reply

      I see it as the sinking realization that some of her internalized faults are unfounded, But not all of them.

      ‘Gee, it’s real nice of you guys to help me climb outta these holes. No, by all means, throw me head first into the Correct ones.’

    • Andrews
      Andrews
      August 4, 2023 at 4:52 am | # | Reply

      Rueful with some good-humoured resignation, I think

  11. Kyoulkoa
    Kyoulkoa
    August 4, 2023 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Clearly Rambly is good

  12. cbwroses
    cbwroses
    August 4, 2023 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

    I wonder what she was wanting to be garbage about.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      August 4, 2023 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

      Probably unintentionally humiliating Walky when spiting Linda, and revealing she had kept him in the dark about what she’d done.

      • cbwroses
        cbwroses
        August 4, 2023 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

        Good point.
        I was thinking about her continued attraction to Walky and her not wanting to act on it.
        But I kind of like yours better.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      August 4, 2023 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

      Rambly isn’t so bad. I’d be more stung by being miles below her ex, miles below Walky specifically, and about being a “nothing”.

      Also she might feel guilty about blowing up Walky’s Golden Child spot and awakening spiky dragon Linda, though Linda shouldn’t have been a spiky dragon with favourites to begin with.

      • Laura
        Laura
        August 4, 2023 at 1:11 am | # | Reply

        Might also feel bad for putting a damper on Danny’s meet-the-parents date

        • Laura
          Laura
          August 4, 2023 at 1:13 am | # | Reply

          Or for somewhat derailing Sal’s dinner with her parents.

          Or for being reminded about stabbing Sal and having traumatic memories of the holdup in the convenience store.

  13. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    August 4, 2023 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Their dynamic is quite an unusual one, but it feels… better than where it was?

  14. Diane
    Diane
    August 4, 2023 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

    We should not refute the rambly because the rambly is cute and shouldn’t see it as an insult.

  15. Michael Steamweed
    Michael Steamweed
    August 4, 2023 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Much talking. Very wandering.

  16. BBCC
    BBCC
    August 4, 2023 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

    Sorry sweetie, you gotta own it if you wanna be lengthy.

    • Laura
      Laura
      August 4, 2023 at 1:14 am | # | Reply

      Ethan would like to meet someone “lengthy”, hur hur hur…

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        August 4, 2023 at 3:35 am | # | Reply

        Haha, I get it! Like a tall guy!

        • Laura
          Laura
          August 4, 2023 at 5:22 am | # | Reply

          Exactly!

          • milu
            milu
            August 4, 2023 at 11:26 am | # | Reply

            oh or like, Slenderman! Cos he’s all goth an’ all that!

            • Moon
              Moon
              August 4, 2023 at 1:11 pm | # | Reply

              i wish slenderman was my boyfriend tbh

            • NGPZ
              NGPZ
              August 4, 2023 at 7:06 pm | # | Reply

              hahaha LOL ? ngl this made me chuckle

              on that note maybe he can also teleport and scare the hell outta Mary ?

  17. GholaHalleck
    GholaHalleck
    August 4, 2023 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

    Whats the over/under on Booster being in there wearing a… *Spins the wheel of perversion* …Jazz mask and nothing else?

    • Steelbright
      Steelbright
      August 4, 2023 at 12:22 am | # | Reply

      I wouldn’t have guessed that, but now it’s in my mind… i hope for Booster, but I’d bet on Asher

    • Derek
      Derek
      August 4, 2023 at 4:49 am | # | Reply

      what the heck is a jazz mask?

      • GholaHalleck
        GholaHalleck
        August 4, 2023 at 1:01 pm | # | Reply

        I didn’t think I’d have to explain a transformers sex joke on a david willis site, but here we are…

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      August 4, 2023 at 9:18 am | # | Reply

      Ethan is wearing too many layers for that to be overly likely. Sadly. Nor Asher either.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        August 4, 2023 at 11:24 am | # | Reply

        Maybe Booster and/or Asher is in there wearing only a jazz mask (???), and Ethan has just been too busy brooding to notice.

  18. Chaucer59
    Chaucer59
    August 4, 2023 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

    Interesting how Amber is bathed in bright fluorescent light while, right beside her, Ethan is cloaked in emo darkness. Wait—are these guys the two sides of The Force?

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      August 4, 2023 at 12:22 am | # | Reply

      She’s in the bright hallway, he’s sitting in his darkened emo bedroom, contemplating his broken kyber crystal.

      • StClair
        StClair
        August 4, 2023 at 12:48 am | # | Reply

        this reference fits so well, I hate it.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      August 4, 2023 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

      This is their last conversation as friends.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        August 4, 2023 at 2:19 am | # | Reply

        oh no :c

  19. bagge
    bagge
    August 4, 2023 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

    It’s a feature not a bug

  20. Bo
    Bo
    August 4, 2023 at 12:53 am | # | Reply

    oh something is up she’s going for *BONUS* socializing!

  21. Laura
    Laura
    August 4, 2023 at 1:08 am | # | Reply

    Ok, I have a serious question tonight, not a silly one:

    What is that expression Ethan always has on his face when he’s talking to Amber, since Mike passed?

    Contempt? Loathing? Self-Loathing? Numbness? Jadedness? Sleep deprivation? Hunger? Pity? Despair? Hostility? Detachment?

    I just can’t parse it. It’s something. Not sure what.

    • Laura
      Laura
      August 4, 2023 at 1:08 am | # | Reply

      Cold, maybe?

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        August 4, 2023 at 1:14 am | # | Reply

        That’s the expression he always has?

        It’s depression.

        • Laura
          Laura
          August 4, 2023 at 1:58 am | # | Reply

          Oh, OK. That makes sense. Thanks!

          • Laura
            Laura
            August 4, 2023 at 2:00 am | # | Reply

            I don’t… really read people all that well.

            Which is odd, considering that my entire job is reading people. That’s part of why video conferences are so tough.

            • NGPZ
              NGPZ
              August 4, 2023 at 2:10 am | # | Reply

              Yeah I get that. It’s not inability so much lack of natural intuition for it, at least for me.

    • Mano308gts
      Mano308gts
      August 4, 2023 at 1:22 am | # | Reply

      He has three clearly distinct expressions in this page, but I think you are talking about the middle one?

      I think that he is growing tired of Amber seemingly always ‘pulling him down’ each time he starts to feel better about himself. It can be extremely tiring if you’re in a negative headspace, to have friends who are also in a negative headspace, because they’re quite frequently not at the same point in the cycle as you are, so if you’re trying (successfully or not) to get into a better frame of mind, and you are in a fragile sense of feeling good, they’re apt to bring you right down again with them (And vice versa).

      Well, that and the fact that he towers over (most cast members, but especially Amber), making him always *literally look down on her*.

      • Laura
        Laura
        August 4, 2023 at 1:57 am | # | Reply

        Ok, wow, that helps. Thank you! I would NOT have gathered 3 distinct expressions in this strip. The eyes all look the same to me.

        I need to brush up on my face reading skills!

        • Mano308gts
          Mano308gts
          August 4, 2023 at 3:34 am | # | Reply

          Panel 1 he looks pleasantly surprised, panel 3 he looks annoyed, and panel 5 he looks bemused but also no longer displeased.

          This also makes sense given the info we get from Amber’s actions/words- panel 1: sudden social visit, panel 2: guess what… I want to be a bummer but it’s cold outside, panel 4: this weird experience just happened to me.

          • Laura
            Laura
            August 4, 2023 at 5:26 am | # | Reply

            Oh, wow… Fascinating! You lay it all out so clearly… when you explain it like that, I can see it now too! Thank you!

    • Bash
      Bash
      August 4, 2023 at 3:01 am | # | Reply

      To me it always seemed like annoyance. He doesn’t have the bandwidth for friendly banter, and often she comes to him for reassurance and support that he no longer wants to give.

      • Laura
        Laura
        August 4, 2023 at 5:28 am | # | Reply

        Oh, yes that makes sense too. Much appreciated!

    • Erk
      Erk
      August 4, 2023 at 6:43 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, his expressions are so mild compared to before. Panel 1 in particular reads to me as just blank. He gives a little irritation in panel 3, and something I can’t parse in panel five, but nowhere close to how he would act early in the strip. That could just be the ol depression, but maybe he’s intentionally holding back. Early Ethan was so open, and that let him get walked all over by Amber and Jilted by Danny. My money’s on he’s either happy to see her or still mad at her, but we won’t find out for a little while.

      • Laura
        Laura
        August 4, 2023 at 11:49 pm | # | Reply

        Good point!

  22. eskimolos
    eskimolos
    August 4, 2023 at 2:10 am | # | Reply

    Oh honey, the kids are talking again, my heart swells

  23. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    August 4, 2023 at 3:08 am | # | Reply

    depend on the topic, i guess

  24. Taffy
    Taffy
    August 4, 2023 at 3:38 am | # | Reply

    For fuck’s sake, somebody give that boy some nutrition. He’s not long for this world.

    • Laura
      Laura
      August 4, 2023 at 5:29 am | # | Reply

      A protein shake at least!

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        August 4, 2023 at 5:34 am | # | Reply

        Sneak in some spinach and blueberries or somethin’! He’s gonna get scurvy!

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          August 4, 2023 at 6:06 pm | # | Reply

          I will literally cook him the meal of his choice, whatever it may be.

          (sorry I don’t mean to tease anyone around here, just that cooking is one of my special interests)

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          August 4, 2023 at 9:28 pm | # | Reply

          He’ll be strong to the finitch if he eats his spinach.

  25. Aviator
    Aviator
    August 4, 2023 at 4:25 am | # | Reply

    So Impressively Rambly?

  26. Derek
    Derek
    August 4, 2023 at 4:54 am | # | Reply

    is she here to apologize to Ethan for loudly and uncomfortably making him the subject of her sexual fantasy when he was grieving? for literally shouting it at his door after he had made it painfully clear he was in a low mood and the last thing he wanted to hear was about how she wanted to know about him having sex with Mike so she can masturbate to it?
    probably not, but one can dream

    • Laura
      Laura
      August 4, 2023 at 5:31 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, she was really leaning into the garbage, there.

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 4, 2023 at 10:10 pm | # | Reply

      i imagine she’d either be like “it’s going to be a mistake/bad but you might as well indulge and hook up with asher” versus “asher is dangerous it’s probably best to stay away from him”

  27. eskimolos
    eskimolos
    August 4, 2023 at 5:17 am | # | Reply

    I feel amber’s final line in my bones

  28. PB
    PB
    August 4, 2023 at 11:10 am | # | Reply

    Ethan looks a LITTLE less unhappy in panel 1. Just a tad. c:

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      August 4, 2023 at 3:59 pm | # | Reply

      Booster boosted him up a bit.

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 4, 2023 at 10:10 pm | # | Reply

      other than being numb/neutral expression, even with booster dragging him out to get fresh air or whatnot/distract him with a movie instead of going to class, i don’t think we’d see any beaming from him anytime soon or self deprecating chuckling either

  29. Juanoku
    Juanoku
    August 4, 2023 at 11:16 am | # | Reply

    She’s fought many people, but she cannot fight her rambling

  30. Wraithy2773
    Wraithy2773
    August 4, 2023 at 1:22 pm | # | Reply

    Yeah, I get that Amber. Folks call me rambly, and yeah, I can talk for a bit, or type for a bit, really either, maybe I use commas a bit too liberally but sometimes I just have things that I really want to say and prefer to be precise about all the details, it really is just so much easier to write something long than short, ya know, just a real pain in the ass any time I want to get something concise and cohesive out there, and yet everyone just says that I ramble a lot as though I’m not saying things that are actually important there!

    Ya know?

    • Erk
      Erk
      August 4, 2023 at 6:17 pm | # | Reply

      Yup.

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 4, 2023 at 10:09 pm | # | Reply

      being rambly with friends can be fun/endearing versus like a stranger. unless you’re doing a min wage job or so and u can more or less ‘vent/rant’ to pass the time if ur on an hourly pay or so (that usually happens on the opposite ends tho)

  31. Angel
    Angel
    August 4, 2023 at 10:08 pm | # | Reply

    God, I miss the cold (100+ all week in the south/tx)

    Guess amber’s gonna try to push him towars asher maybe?

  32. Rectilinear Propagation
    Rectilinear Propagation
    August 4, 2023 at 10:13 pm | # | Reply

    And not even Amber pushes back on the “nothing”.

    🙁

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