When I re-read your first post it dawned on me how horribly off I was, not to mention how badly I want to shoehorn hyperlinks or alt-text into anything I post (a contributing factor to the narrow-minded view I had half an hour ago).
Whoops, I’ve been doing it wrong. (included ring finger)
brady kj
Wow. I know sign language. But wow. Trying to decipher written descriptions of it is impossible.
Thomas64
Maybe it would help to try to make the gestures described?
I’ve read things that were written in phonetically rendered German dialects. I can understand those dialects fine, but in writing it looked like gibberish. But when I tried pronouncing it, purely phonetically, without understanding, it started to fall into place and make sense. I could imagine something similar happening with written ASL.
Jen Aside
well, I imagine reading–say–Korean would be difficult when being described through someone who can’t read it…
[oh hey I have my ASL book sitting next to me, maybe I shoulda used the descriptions out of that instead]
[[even though those are written in second-person instead of first-]]
*Right hand’s fingers pointing outward together, thumb tucked behind, palm facing towards self. Draws hand in a downward circular motion over chest slowly*~???
That is the worst typo of “mute” I have ever seen. Don’t you at least look at what you post before hitting the “Post Comment” button? BTW Marcie is talking! I’m with the other people thinking we may be seeing a tragic origin story beginning.
On my list of “People I do not want to see naked”, Church Ladies are way up near the top.
Evan
I support showing up naked to church, and I support people using IE, but I am vehemently against people who use IE showing up naked to church.
Nogre
IE is my favorite browser, too. The only problems I ever have is with specific sites, and that’s usually the site’s fault, not IE’s.
Kelly
I don’t know about your specific sites, but IE is still the least standards compliant browser, so pure statistically it is more likely IE’s fault.
Kelly
I…
WAT
What features???
What sites? and how do they not work “like you want”??
I am not aware of IE having any features that are unique to it, aside from some Windows Domain integration stuff that doesn’t apply outside a corporate network. (Some few features in IE might not be in FF/Chrome out of the box, but they should be available as addons)
Basically no modern site on the public internet targets IE initially/primarily. They basically all target FF and/or Chrome as first targets, then verify others, IE typically being last. Depending on their target demographics they may exclude all IEs beside the most recent one or two (and breath a sigh of relief). Some that do support older IEs allow a greater degree of brokenness there than for other browsers.
IE has made big jumps in standards compliance in the more recent versions (9, 10, 11), but it still is *easily* the worst of the big players on that score. Google doesn’t even support IE9 since 11 came out.
Usually the only places you find sites that work properly only in IE are very old unmaintained sites, certain internal corporate sites at very large, ossified companies, and some small percent of the worst government sites.
Funny thing: We’ve never heard Marcie speak. Nothing’s ever been said about her being deaf.
JWLM
In fact, we know that she’s not deaf, merely mute. We’ve seen Sal talk to her.
chase
Many deaf people can read lips. I’ve worked with several during my years at a college where they pride themselves on the large deaf community.
But I’m pretty sure Marcie’s not deaf anyway. :0
DanMan9820
Willis confirmed in an earlier strip that Marcie is mute but not deaf.
Cybersnark
We’ve seen Sal talk to her while wearing a motorcycle helmet.
Led
That could still work if those glasses Marcie are wearing are really X-ray goggles, though 😀
Leorale
I seem to recall Word Of God saying that she was not deaf, only mute.
Doctor_Who
I think Willis specifically said once or twice that she isn’t deaf. And I’m certain she has understood things Sal has said while wearing her motorcycle helmet, so it can’t be that she reads lips.
Willis has shown she can hear she can hear she is just mute. Now neither it’s psychologically or physical remains to be seen. Most like physical. A lot of different kinds of injury especially to the brain (speech centers) and throat can cause mutism. Not to mention diseases. Plus vocal cords can easily be injured, hence smokers having their voices change. But I fear for the next strip. Cause…. high metal playground equipment…..
Kathleen
OH NO YOU’RE RIGHT
IndigoRei
I say she’s either doing it to mess with peoples heads or she made a bet with someone.
JQuire
I kind of ignored the possibility that it was a brain injury…..WELP. I guess we all know how this little game of king of the mountain is going to end….
I got the idea from an episode of Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei where Meru’s muteness was because when she her own voice, she hated it so much, she never spoke again.
ninja_jesus
ZETSUBOU SHITA!
Chronos
From what I recall, when they deprived Meru of her texting abilities, her “talking” was more in the form of C’thulu-like growls. Did they say she hated the sound of her voice in the episode where people auditioned to “speak” for her?
307 thoughts on “Evil space station”
Camachri
Marcie??? MARCIE??? Young lady, you stop being so gosh-darned cute this instant!
Jen Aside
*gestures with right hand: thumb, index, and middle finger outstretched closing together*
JustCheetoDust
I’m probably thinking of the wrong thing. The inclusion of the middle finger is throwing me off as well.
Jen Aside
*may have described that awkwardly*
JustCheetoDust
When I re-read your first post it dawned on me how horribly off I was, not to mention how badly I want to shoehorn hyperlinks or alt-text into anything I post (a contributing factor to the narrow-minded view I had half an hour ago).
Jen Aside
*makes reverse “hang ten” sign in your general direction*
TCS
Whoops, I’ve been doing it wrong. (included ring finger)
brady kj
Wow. I know sign language. But wow. Trying to decipher written descriptions of it is impossible.
Thomas64
Maybe it would help to try to make the gestures described?
I’ve read things that were written in phonetically rendered German dialects. I can understand those dialects fine, but in writing it looked like gibberish. But when I tried pronouncing it, purely phonetically, without understanding, it started to fall into place and make sense. I could imagine something similar happening with written ASL.
Jen Aside
well, I imagine reading–say–Korean would be difficult when being described through someone who can’t read it…
[oh hey I have my ASL book sitting next to me, maybe I shoulda used the descriptions out of that instead]
[[even though those are written in second-person instead of first-]]
Camachri
*Right hand’s fingers pointing outward together, thumb tucked behind, palm facing towards self. Draws hand in a downward circular motion over chest slowly*~???
Jen Aside
*rubs belly, pats head*
Camachri
*pats bel- wait, rubs- argh* *admits defeat*
Jen Aside
*puts index fingers at corners of mouth and wiggles them in outwards, upwards motions*
purphoros
rubs head on pats belly. Pat giggles.
Thomas
Between Billie, Sal & Walky, Marcie is not the cutest.
Absence of visible eyes contributes to that status.
Thomas
Referring to the kid versions, I mean.
David Herbert
I’m sort of hearing her voiced by a squeakier Daria.
OmegaDez
No, her glasses definitely make her the cutest.
Idon'tcarenomore
Yay Marcie.
otusasio451
…Marcie…talks? OH GOD, THERE’S A TERRIBLE ORIGIN STORY COMING, ISN’T THERE?
Maveric1984
Somehow I’m sure trucks are involved
Hoboturtle
Sal’s whole friendship with her is gonna turn out to be redemption for rendering her mitr pr something like that.
Maveric1984
She joins her at a 45 degree angle?
TheOtherJames
This is DoA. All signs point to, “Yes.”
Hoboturtle
Damn you cellphone keyboards~!
Opus the Poet
That is the worst typo of “mute” I have ever seen. Don’t you at least look at what you post before hitting the “Post Comment” button? BTW Marcie is talking! I’m with the other people thinking we may be seeing a tragic origin story beginning.
Plasma Mongoose
Until I was able to fix my IE a fortnight ago, features like the spell-checker was unavailable to me.
Kelly
>IE
AH, it burns!
Speak not that name of evil!
Plasma Mongoose
I tried things like Firefox and Opera but they either lacked certain features I wanted or didn’t work with some sites like I wanted them to.
David
That’s like wearing no blouse to church because it would not go with the shoes.
darkgloomie
well, it’s a valid reason unless you show up naked to church.
Mal
I support showing up naked to church.
brionl
On my list of “People I do not want to see naked”, Church Ladies are way up near the top.
Evan
I support showing up naked to church, and I support people using IE, but I am vehemently against people who use IE showing up naked to church.
Nogre
IE is my favorite browser, too. The only problems I ever have is with specific sites, and that’s usually the site’s fault, not IE’s.
Kelly
I don’t know about your specific sites, but IE is still the least standards compliant browser, so pure statistically it is more likely IE’s fault.
Kelly
I…
WAT
What features???
What sites? and how do they not work “like you want”??
I am not aware of IE having any features that are unique to it, aside from some Windows Domain integration stuff that doesn’t apply outside a corporate network. (Some few features in IE might not be in FF/Chrome out of the box, but they should be available as addons)
Basically no modern site on the public internet targets IE initially/primarily. They basically all target FF and/or Chrome as first targets, then verify others, IE typically being last. Depending on their target demographics they may exclude all IEs beside the most recent one or two (and breath a sigh of relief). Some that do support older IEs allow a greater degree of brokenness there than for other browsers.
IE has made big jumps in standards compliance in the more recent versions (9, 10, 11), but it still is *easily* the worst of the big players on that score. Google doesn’t even support IE9 since 11 came out.
Usually the only places you find sites that work properly only in IE are very old unmaintained sites, certain internal corporate sites at very large, ossified companies, and some small percent of the worst government sites.
LeslieBean4Shizzle
That’s what I’m guessing.
Doom is coming.
4th Dimension
But David can not use Dr. Doom character 😉
begbert2
Just like he can’t use Batman or transformers in strips in Shortpacked!, yes.
Jen Aside
Shortpacked! is different. For DoA I think he’s disinclined to use references beyond, say, name-dropping Jack Kirby purely in dialogue.
Cholma
Peppermint Pattie arrives and tears out Marcie’s vocal cords in a fit of ‘roid rage.
JessWitt
Or rather jealousy.
Doctor_Who
Yeah, with the name and the glasses, I keep waiting for her to call Sal “Sir”.
ankhtahr
omg, marcie could speak! Let the speculation about why she doesn’t anymore commence!
Doctor_Who
She sold her voice to a sea witch in return for badass skateboarding skills.
Just Here
Funny thing: We’ve never heard Marcie speak. Nothing’s ever been said about her being deaf.
JWLM
In fact, we know that she’s not deaf, merely mute. We’ve seen Sal talk to her.
chase
Many deaf people can read lips. I’ve worked with several during my years at a college where they pride themselves on the large deaf community.
But I’m pretty sure Marcie’s not deaf anyway. :0
DanMan9820
Willis confirmed in an earlier strip that Marcie is mute but not deaf.
Cybersnark
We’ve seen Sal talk to her while wearing a motorcycle helmet.
Led
That could still work if those glasses Marcie are wearing are really X-ray goggles, though 😀
Leorale
I seem to recall Word Of God saying that she was not deaf, only mute.
Doctor_Who
I think Willis specifically said once or twice that she isn’t deaf. And I’m certain she has understood things Sal has said while wearing her motorcycle helmet, so it can’t be that she reads lips.
David
Sure about that? Sal’s clothes are rather tight.
slicey
Willis has shown she can hear she can hear she is just mute. Now neither it’s psychologically or physical remains to be seen. Most like physical. A lot of different kinds of injury especially to the brain (speech centers) and throat can cause mutism. Not to mention diseases. Plus vocal cords can easily be injured, hence smokers having their voices change. But I fear for the next strip. Cause…. high metal playground equipment…..
Kathleen
OH NO YOU’RE RIGHT
IndigoRei
I say she’s either doing it to mess with peoples heads or she made a bet with someone.
JQuire
I kind of ignored the possibility that it was a brain injury…..WELP. I guess we all know how this little game of king of the mountain is going to end….
Plasma Mongoose
Maybe she heard a recording of her voice, was so freaked out by it that she never spoke again.
Jen Aside
Least tragic possible explanation: INSTANT IMMERSION
JustCheetoDust
Or a vow of silence.
Plasma Mongoose
I got the idea from an episode of Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei where Meru’s muteness was because when she her own voice, she hated it so much, she never spoke again.
ninja_jesus
ZETSUBOU SHITA!
Chronos
From what I recall, when they deprived Meru of her texting abilities, her “talking” was more in the form of C’thulu-like growls. Did they say she hated the sound of her voice in the episode where people auditioned to “speak” for her?
nothri
She’s the female version of Silent Bob and only talks when it is really really important.
Jimmy
Not saying it was Head Alien…but it was Head Alien.
liahansen
D’awww, she talkin
Mr. Random
Chaotic Good really. Or Neutral. Yeah, neutral.
AHR
OH MARCIE BABY NO RUN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE
Plasma Mongoose
Holy Toledo, Marcie spoke actual words. :O
Sylvester Crow
I have a feeling that the iconic phrase* will be screamed across the land within the next few pages.
* Damn you Willis!
Plasma Mongoose