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Forgiven
Posted on February 1, 2012 by David M Willis
The third panel was put up embiggened on my Tumblr a few weeks ago.

143 thoughts on “Forgiven”

  1. David Herbert

    And then Joe swoops in to give her an interview.

    1. Joebo

      …with his penis.

      1. SlenderTroll

        In her FAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

        1. Mkvenner

          *Slap*

        2. Bickendan

          Hey now…

        3. Kaj

          Those Gravatars make this thread +1 Internet Awesomer

        4. SteveCharb

          you mean 20% more awesome, try to keep up with the memes

        5. Liam

          Silly goose, it’s 20% cooler, and it was already a year old by the time you said it.

        6. Raiser

          Nice sound effect.

        7. Trae Dorn

          *raises hand*

          Are you guys aware how creepy y’all seem with this meme?

        8. Doctor_Who

          Why do you think they do it?

        9. Joseph Harner

          for a nickle?

        10. a99steaksauce

          *punch* *takes nickle* all in a days work.

        11. a99steaksauce

          Now to spend it on your mom.

        12. Rowen Morland

          And that is when you are drunk and good…

        13. a99steaksauce

          Hey, Im doing the right thing. Sober me would have come back later anyways and done it, except in a much more horrible way.

        14. Animal

          Yeah, it’s about time for that Austin Powers moment: “All right, that’s enough. Right.”

        15. OhHayMike

          Nicely done.

  2. Jen Aside

    Predictable much? XD

    1. Wack'd

      Well, that’s because Dorothy SAID she was sending Billie to interview Danny.

    2. Rayrayrave

      I know. :/ I’m hoping they won’t end up together. I’m looking for pairings different from the Walkyverse. (Although, I must say, I absolutely ADORED them in It’s Walky.)

      1. Rayrayrave

        Actually, make that in Roomies! 😛

      2. Cheredarenee

        Personally, I’m shipping Joyce and Dorothy in this universe.

        1. Heather

          Me too. I briefly shipped Joyce with Sal and Billie in this universe at the beginning, but Dorothy/Joyce is now my DoA!OTP.

        2. Heather

          Oh GOD. Not HER.

      3. Keulan

        I’m still hoping the Danny/Amber ship gets somewhere.

        1. Jen Aside

          One of these days…

          ONE of these days…

          …

          *all-cast orgy*

  3. Mkvenner

    ……………………………….

    I’ve got nothing.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Same here!

    2. DudeMyDadOwnsADealership

      Other than this is a fine case of Danny being Danny?
      ……Oh wait…
      Oh pleaseplease PLEEEAAASSEE don’t give’em a chance, Billie! Your cruel ass procreating with his codependent, masochistic ass in one parallel reality is ENOUGH! Find someone ELSE! Ugh!

  4. Wonder Wig

    More ex’s should really start sending over apology Billies. It’d make that first few days after REALLY much more bearable.

    1. JBO

      Don’t you mean breastable?

      1. Blob Marley

        I think he meant rearable.

  5. Edifus

    It had been so long since this was mentioned and Dorothy did HER interviews that I completely forgot that this hadn’t happened yet.

  6. Bunk

    Oh hey look it’s Danny. Remember when he was important?

    1. Bunk

      I mean, I don’t think we’ve seen him for like… two whole days or something… which is months real time.

    2. Wack'd

      Yep. Waaaaaay back in 1999. Good times.

      1. Tucker

        Zing!

  7. fellixe

    Top-notch journalistic instincts at play here. Clearly that’s what brought her to pick the tank-top over a blouse.

    1. NCP19

      Lois Lane would’ve gotten more exclusives that way.

      If you know what I mean

      1. Aizat

        Lois Lane wore a short skirt if I recall correctly.

        1. artemi

          Lois Lane was getting inverviews with a guy who has LITERAL
          X-ray vision. She hardly needed a skirt’s length to get his attention.
          I’m sure it was all ABOUT what she wore underneath…

      2. Khrene Cleaver

        With her penis?

      3. lawzlo

        I thought that Lois Lane got all her exclusives by recklessly throwing herself into life-and-death situations (or off of buildings).

        Because either those comic-book writers were sexists with a “damsel in distress” hangup, or Lois had a deep-seated death-wish that she could never fully admit, even to herself.

        Actually, the more I think about it, the sadder the possibility seems that Lois was just desperately suicidal, but unwilling (or too frightened) to take her life, so she kept stowing away in flying saucers and barging in on Lex Luthor and things in the hope that maybe that interfering Superjerk won’t stick his Kryptonian nose where it doesn’t belong and this all will be blessedly over…

        I’m sorry, I was not expecting this post to suddenly go into that dark place. Let’s just all assume that those Superman writers were sexist.

        1. comixnerd

          If it makes you feel better, there was one story where Clark loses his powers and some other dude takes up the place, so HE jumps off a building in order to meet his succesor.
          Later Lois commented that this stunt was far too reckless, even for her. Though I cannot recall exactly why.

        2. Cybersnark

          I was just gonna mention that. Bonus points for the fact that he did it while in conversation with Perry (while calmly exiting Perry’s office via the window), and that it thus got him a pay raise (while nearly giving his editor-in-chief a heart-attack).

          Crowning Moment of Awesome and Funny.

  8. Aizat

    I think I know why Dorothy is forgiven.

    1. fellixe

      Because Joyce took her to church?

      1. Aizat

        No, I don’t think that’s it.

        1. a99steaksauce

          He has a fetish for half asians?

        2. Aizat

          Close but still missed by yards.

        3. Wack'd

          No, if he’s anything like Walkyverse!Danny, it’s more the glasses. The pattern set by Dorothy and Amber seems to confirm this.

        4. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)

          Gah Wack’d already mention it “/

        5. Aizat

          Here’s a hint, he’s staring at it.

        6. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)

          The glasses, Dany goes crazy for girl with glasses.

          Do I get a cookie?

        7. Rognik

          Dorothy, Amber, Billie… it seems to fit. Just introduce him to Senator Robin and he’ll have the full set.

        8. Jetstream

          Kaboobies? 😀

        9. Chronos

          It looks like he’s staring at the viewers. Maybe he’s happy the attention’s on him for once?

        10. comixnerd

          Nah, he’s looking at the recorder. He just wants to be FAMOUS.

    2. Animal

      Because: Boobies.

    3. Michelle J Caboose

      Because she sent over her replacement?

      Still would rather see Billie/Dina, myself 😛

  9. dragoonchris

    So will they or will they not end up together in this universe?

  10. Jack Napier

    I can think of two good reasons why Dorothy is forgiven.

    1. Aizat

      Two big ones, I assume?

      1. Vincent

        I’d say “nicely shaped”.

        1. Rognik

          And round.

          …We’re talking about her glasses lenses, right?

        2. Aizat

          Errr…. yes, her “glasses lenses”.

        3. Rikushadow5

          Sounds legit.

  11. Aizat

    Oh Danny, how we miss thee.

  12. Jerrery

    Wait, Danny who?

  13. Ragnal

    How has NOBODY immediately looked at this and made reference to their relationship in the Walkyverse?

    ON YER TOES, PEOPLE.

    1. dchorror

      Cause only half the crowd would have gotten an “We meet again.” reference.

    2. Jerrery

      Because the creator said these are different universes, and “being on your toes” is just being an obsessive, but slightly useless, fanboy.

      1. Rayrayrave

        obsessive and slightly useless fangirl at your service. 🙂

    3. David

      It’s actually a relief nobody did. I’d like to keep it up.

      1. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)

        And I just mention Danny glasses fetish….

      2. Björn

        Well, it was so freaking obvious it wasn’t worth commenting. 🙂

      3. Ragnal

        Hn. Well, ya got me there. >_> I’ll keep this in mind the next time I post without thinking things through.

  14. Khantalas

    Oh hey it’s Danny. And the big-breasted half-Asian girl Dorothy said she would send.

    DANNY DON’T GET IN THE WAY OF WALKY / BILLIE

    YOU GET WALKYVERSE CANON

    DON’T CRUSH MY DREAMS

    1. Aizat

      Hey, my dreams were crushed and you don’t see me complaining.

      1. Khantalas

        I don’t know what your dreams were. Tell me so I can show proper sympathy.

        1. Aizat

          It’s a long time ago. I’d rather not bring that up.

        2. dchorror

          We have glue, I’m sure they can be mended. Shattered dreams are kinda like shattered glass, after all. Never truly lost, just hard to put back together.

        3. a99steaksauce

          Than I say we use ducktape. For it is mightier than conventional glue. Unless your talkin about that super glue stuff I suppose.

        4. lightsabermario

          Tell us, Aizat! TELL US TELL US TELL US

        5. Aizat

          NEVER!

        6. NF

          No people you have this all wrong. Shattered dream can’t be mended with ducktape and regular glue. There is only one thing that you can do in the face of shattered dreams, and that is to use two-solution epoxy glue and stick the broken pieces together, until they cure into a Frankenstein’s monster-like thing. Only then can you learn the dark truth: sometimes broken is better.

        7. Michelle J Caboose

          Shattered Glass? So you’re shipping Danny and Ravage?

    2. Jetstream

      Ahahahahah, I had forgotten about that comic.

  15. Janette

    Today’s comic is too cute. Even if it goes nowhere. Still too cute.

    1. fellixe

      Wrong! Abundantly cute or even gratuitously cute. But if it ever gets too close to being too cute Joe sticks his penis in someone and balance is restored.

      1. a99steaksauce

        You should probably fix that ‘someone’. He would not appriciate being mistaken for going both ways.

        1. fellixe

          Depends on how far out of whack things get. Some measures may seem drastic but let’s not take anything off the table until we know the magnitude of the cute we’re up against.

        2. a99steaksauce

          Hmmmmm. I see your point. >.>

  16. Roninwolf

    That response screams “This interview will be full of awkward staring at your clevage”

    1. Jerrery

      Billie probably likes that kind of attention, from the brief impression she’s given so far.

    2. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)

      Remember, he had glasses fetish. And hot girls with glasses = heaven for Danny.

      Me too.

      1. Roninwolf

        Me too, but he is also male, and she has rather large sweater hams, so that means awesome cleavage, which any straight, late teens to early thirties male will stare directly at.

        But yeah, it’s deffinitly the glasses that do it for me.

        1. Animal

          You need to extend that range to early fifties, at least.

  17. Blob Marley

    You say that now, Danny boyo…

  18. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)

    Let me see here:

    – A hot girl
    – Yellow tank top
    – Ponytail hair
    – glasses

    Yes, I 140% agree with Danny.

    1. Aizat

      Hey, I’ll forgive Dorothy too if a hot girl is knocking on my door.

  19. Aizat

    Now I remember why the third panel looks familiar.

    1. lightsabermario

      Why? Tell us, Aizat! TELL US TELL US TELL US

      1. Aizat

        Willis posted on his Tumblr a couple of weeks ago.

  20. Dahlia

    Actually…

    Billies become a bit more tolerable… whether or not she dates Danny-boy makes no difference to me o:

    …Of course, Tub’s* is gonna have a helluva time with hot competition like Sal and Amazi-girl.

    *Kidding, I don’t actually think Billie is fat, even compared to Sal and Amber.

    1. a99steaksauce

      Wait. Compaired to Amber???

      1. Aizat

        I don’t think Amber is fat.

        1. a99steaksauce

          I didnt say she was. Just, im pretty sure that amber is larger horizontally than billie. They are both definitly not fat, chubby? maybe, but not fat.

        2. Raiser

          They are “full-bodied”. It’s a fun little term.

        3. Chexwarrior

          I thought Dahlia was saying Amber and Sal are “not fat” since the footnote was recanting the Tubs eponym. In other words they were clarifying that even next to Sal (who is definitely not fat) Billie is still not fat.

        4. dahlia

          @.@ Yes, thats exactly what I was saying!

        5. a99steaksauce

          Well that I understand. I just dont know why you add “…and Amber” at the end of that. Just made it seem like the thought was Amber was thinner.

  21. a99steaksauce

    I know this is unrelated, but did you guys know that there is a character in the comic named Magnitude?

    1. Aizat

      Yes, he was at the party.

  22. Sir Robin

    Dammit, I hope this don’t put an end to the Danny / Amber pairing

    1. Rikushadow5

      It puts an end to all the pairings. Forever.

      2 Years from now Willis will kill everyone with a contaigious cancer or some crap.

      (Yes, I’m fully aware how completely stupid and unlikely that sounds.)

      1. Jackson

        Funky Walkerbean.

      2. HumanDoctor

        2 years from now? so, next wednesday in universe?

      3. Rex Hondo

        Cancer would be far too pedestrian. The Walkyverse is sci-fi, so when it’s time to start killing ’em off in this universe, I’m putting my money on Lovecraftian Horror.

    2. Aizat

      Or it could end in a threesome and yes, I know it may never happen but I like to stay positive for the time being.

    3. Plasma Mongoose

      The only truly official ship this comic has so far is Walky/McNuggets.

  23. Tenn

    Billie or Amber? Billie or Amber?

    I’d say go for Amber. Partly because [Walkyverse stuff mumble mumble], partly because I want to see how Amber works with someone who isn’t gay, evil or a gutless shut-in.

  24. Sarpiedon

    The way his eyes are drawn, it looks like Danny is staring at her chest

    1. SuziRoo

      Indeed.

    2. Henry

      Sarp, your gravatar provides a perfect illustration as to what he’s looking at.

      1. fellixe

        Well, almost perfect. There’s just that one litt… Oops! That was stuff on my screen. I was wrong. PERFECT!

  25. andrew

    Thus ends the church story arc XD

  26. Brendan

    Worst. Pairing. Ever.

    1. iSaidCandleja-

      Why, because one of them is trying desperately to be popular while the other was trying to avoid all the attention his roommate’s escapades would undoubtly bring? That only means the couple will have wacky hijinks and a 60s laugh track until Danny gives up and Billie becomes a famous cheerleading superstar.

  27. Krimson

    Fixed that for you: http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp233/KrimsonGray/Boobies_001.png

    1. ThoughtfuLaugher

      WIN!

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      That works for me. 😀

    3. fellixe

      Funny! And somebody just mentioned Magnitude. POP, POP!

  28. The Aussie Bloke

    First panel Billie is cute. Everything else I could say has already been said, so that’s all you get.

  29. Aizat

    We shall now wait for Joe to grace us with his presence and quite possibly ruin it for Danny.

  30. Rimaslxbya

    That is the wimpiest knock I have ever seen.

    Also, what did Dorothy do to that guy?

    1. a99steaksauce

      Dumped him (for the long and short of it).

      1. Seraph

        Best thing she could have done for him. Her only mistake was not to do it sooner.

        Also, I suspect she wasn’t too worried about whether he forgave her or not. Dumping him may have been the best thing for him, but he convinced her to finally just do it by pissing her off.

        1. Rimaslxbya

          Oh, it was that guy! I forgot he even existed!

  31. Minder

    Well, on the one hand, I’m glad Danny is alive.

    But on the other hand, ughhhhhhhhhhh this pairing

  32. Maycroft

    Rebooting Danny’s system… this may take a while

  33. Rex Hondo

    This Valentine’s Day, give him what he really wants. Surprise your husband of boyfriend with the gift… of boobies.

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