Is it just me, or does Mike seem to be… crisper? It almost feels like he’s drawn in an older style, like his art hasn’t been updating along with everyone else. Or maybe it’s just lighting?
If this is a serious theory – then I’ll reiterate again, Booster Sanchez is nonwhite and I am entirely confident Willis won’t be doing a “brownface reveal” in this comic.
FaerwenOfValenwood
White hispanics do exist, though.
Source: am white hispanic
Robin
Hah! Next, you’ll tell me Spain is in Europe!
someone
What does Europe have to do with whiteness? I have it straight from Ben Franklin himself that Europeans are swarthy browns. Only the English and the Saxons are white.
“And in Europe, the Spaniards, Italians, French, Russians and Swedes, are generally of what we call a swarthy Complexion; as are the Germans also, the Saxons only excepted, who with the English, make the principal Body of White People on the Face of the Earth. I could wish their Numbers were increased.” –Benjamin Franklin
That’s a true quote and not a joke, BTW.
Kazuma Taichi
While true, comparing the color used for Booster’s skin against the white cast makes it evident enough that Booster is intended to be of slightly darker skin (looks kinda olivish to me)
The only “Mike lives” theory that is remotely plausible to me is the “Mike’s death was faked and he is in witness protection”, and I think that actually happening is about as likely as the Head Alien showing up
I like to sing Gilligan’s Island & the Brady Bunch theme as operas, but this works well too!
misanthropope
the old kliban cartoon: “love to eat them mousies” etc. i had it on a tshirt, and was once serenaded by one of my gaming pals with those lyrics to the tune of “ode to joy”
SeasideSun
the opening verse of the original Pokemon theme is also in Common Meter, do with that as you will
Edward Rhodes
Did you ever hear “Stairway to Gilligan’s Island?” Doctor Demento played it ONCE, then the guy who wrote it got sued by Led Zeppalin, AND the writer of the Gilligan’s Island theme! (I think this was before the “parody rule” had been enabled.
Cholma
That sounds faintly familiar. I used to listen to Dr D a lot when I was in the Army; the Armed Forces network carried it (at a decent hour) so I got exposed to a lot of great parody songs. (like “Dead Puppies”, “Boot to the Head”, and “Marvin, You’re A Rotten Jerk”, and of course Weird Al Yankovic, before he became famous)
Needfuldoer
Our old pal Puddles made a kickass cover of the parody mashup, with the blessing of the guy who (apparently) made the original! (Links in the description.)
haha ok i knew that strip, i’d just forgotten about it ^^
i’m still one of the Emily-Dickinson-sung-to-the-tune-of-Gilligan’s-Island lucky 10,000 though!
(although based on Randall’s calculation that assumes both of these are in the “everyone knows” category, which is maybe an overstatement in both cases)
You jokers are killing me XD
But srsly, it’s sobering to see Amber needs an imaginary friend. I guess Mike is her biggest fan rn. He might be dead, but he’s left her a fandom.
JBento
Yeah. Looks like Amber’s stuck with him, whether that’s wraith or wrong.
JBento
(hopefully he won’t make a spectreacle of himself)
speaking of drinking, you know, they say you should quit wine you’re ahead. there could w’ale be something to that. there’s a pint where you start to go for cheap shots. I hops i’m not quite there yet but… disaster’s brewing. i can pitcher it.
272 thoughts on “Froot Loops”
Ana Chronistic
oh we’re still doing this, ok
Mike getting a lot of screen time for a dead dude
Sirksome
You’re only truly dead if people forget about you. So in a way Mike is essentially immortal.
Bladeglory
Sure, we may forget him, but our mothers will always cherish those nickels.
King Daniel
And don’t forget all the inexplicable woodpeckers.
Clif
<3
Decidedly Orthogonal
> inexplicable woodpeckers
Bladeglory already mentioned our moms.
Mike! I hope you’re enjoying your… this.
Thag Simmons
“As the souls of the dead live for’er in my mind”
AbacusWizard
or in the archives
King
Is it just me, or does Mike seem to be… crisper? It almost feels like he’s drawn in an older style, like his art hasn’t been updating along with everyone else. Or maybe it’s just lighting?
Jamie
I, for one, welcome our hallucinatory overlords.
Joe Helfrich
I still think Booster is Mike after reconstructive surgery and on enough pain killers to be nice similar to Drunk Mike.
King Daniel
If this is a serious theory – then I’ll reiterate again, Booster Sanchez is nonwhite and I am entirely confident Willis won’t be doing a “brownface reveal” in this comic.
FaerwenOfValenwood
White hispanics do exist, though.
Source: am white hispanic
Robin
Hah! Next, you’ll tell me Spain is in Europe!
someone
What does Europe have to do with whiteness? I have it straight from Ben Franklin himself that Europeans are swarthy browns. Only the English and the Saxons are white.
“And in Europe, the Spaniards, Italians, French, Russians and Swedes, are generally of what we call a swarthy Complexion; as are the Germans also, the Saxons only excepted, who with the English, make the principal Body of White People on the Face of the Earth. I could wish their Numbers were increased.” –Benjamin Franklin
That’s a true quote and not a joke, BTW.
Kazuma Taichi
While true, comparing the color used for Booster’s skin against the white cast makes it evident enough that Booster is intended to be of slightly darker skin (looks kinda olivish to me)
Rani
Yes, but is Mike a white hispanic?
Thag Simmons
The only “Mike lives” theory that is remotely plausible to me is the “Mike’s death was faked and he is in witness protection”, and I think that actually happening is about as likely as the Head Alien showing up
Spencer
Mike is actually Jennifer.
Needfuldoer
Amber gets into pottery in this chapter.
Doctor_Who
When I stay up all night gaming, I just see purple spots in front of my eyes.
They aren’t very sarcastic. Though they sometimes recite Emily Dickinson poems to the tune of the Gilligan’s Island theme.
Leorale
? Because I could not stop for Death –
He kindly stopped for me –
The Carriage held but just Ourselves –
And Immortality. ?
Cholma
+1 internets for you.
I like to sing Gilligan’s Island & the Brady Bunch theme as operas, but this works well too!
misanthropope
the old kliban cartoon: “love to eat them mousies” etc. i had it on a tshirt, and was once serenaded by one of my gaming pals with those lyrics to the tune of “ode to joy”
SeasideSun
the opening verse of the original Pokemon theme is also in Common Meter, do with that as you will
Edward Rhodes
Did you ever hear “Stairway to Gilligan’s Island?” Doctor Demento played it ONCE, then the guy who wrote it got sued by Led Zeppalin, AND the writer of the Gilligan’s Island theme! (I think this was before the “parody rule” had been enabled.
Cholma
That sounds faintly familiar. I used to listen to Dr D a lot when I was in the Army; the Armed Forces network carried it (at a decent hour) so I got exposed to a lot of great parody songs. (like “Dead Puppies”, “Boot to the Head”, and “Marvin, You’re A Rotten Jerk”, and of course Weird Al Yankovic, before he became famous)
Needfuldoer
Our old pal Puddles made a kickass cover of the parody mashup, with the blessing of the guy who (apparently) made the original! (Links in the description.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4MKQMTHplI
Needfuldoer
WELL. Count me as one of today’s lucky 10,000.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSta5iO–Lg
milu
ok i don’t get that reference but uh…
that was a thing =) thanks for sharing
Needfuldoer
Well then you’re also one of today’s lucky 10,000!
https://xkcd.com/1053/
milu
haha ok i knew that strip, i’d just forgotten about it ^^
i’m still one of the Emily-Dickinson-sung-to-the-tune-of-Gilligan’s-Island lucky 10,000 though!
(although based on Randall’s calculation that assumes both of these are in the “everyone knows” category, which is maybe an overstatement in both cases)
Charlie Spencer
“Yellow Rose of Texas”, too.
C
My English teacher in high school taught me about that, and I’ve never shaken it.
Opus the Poet
I usually sing Dickinson to The Yellow Rose of Texas, but Gilligan’s Island works, too.
Eyebrow
So does “House of the Rising Sun”. Try that to Gilligans Island sometime.
Also I’s the By what builds the boat.
brionl
I prefer Stairway to Gilligan’s Island.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTCYLbFxTpI
gossamerwillow
Dangit! I already sing Emily Dickenson to Battle Hymn of the Republic and Yellow Rose of Texas. I don’t need another alternative!
King Daniel
What are you doing here, Jennifer
Clif
Just passing through.
Josh Spicer
Oh hey Hallucination Mike.
You’re still here.
Clif
What makes you believe he ever left?
Thag Simmons
The triumphant return of Ghost Mike.
Sirksome
Well that happened fast.
StClair
right on schedule.
The Wellerman
Oh, goodie! Looks like we ARE gonna get some trippy sleeplessness-induced hallucinations after all! ?
Also, hi Mike!
Rocket Relm
Dina is such a spirit animal for me, “I will get you some fruit loops” is fucking precious.
Doctor_Who
I…actually think Dina made a funny.
Amber is clearly losing it, so Dina decides to bring her the cereal that can be used as a euphemism for madness.
Needfuldoer
You can get away with a lot of snark if you deadpan it well enough.
Clif
Are we speaking from experience?
StClair
“What rot, sir! Why, you’re the very model of sanity. Oh, by the way, I pressed your tights and put away your exploding gas balls.”
Zachary R.
I like the idea of Ghost Mike existing only to Amber, like an evil Hobbes to her desperately-in-need-of-therapy Calvin.
Reltzik
I’d say that SOMEONE should be telling Amber that there’s cause for concern regarding her mental health… but then again, Dina did Warner.
King Daniel
That she did, but Mike-oncern is that Dina already’s doing the best she could do for Amber.
Reltzik
Just the opposite. Amber’s managed to hold it together for a long while, but now that Dina’s enabling her, Amber’s going to break fast.
Clif
You can’t scramble an egg without breaking omelets.
Or something like that.
King Daniel
Too bad we never got to see ghost-Mike on Halloween, would’ve been nice to see how he reacted to all the “boo!”ze.
Reltzik
Maybe that shocking twist was the reason for the record-(length-)skip.
milu
You jokers are killing me XD
But srsly, it’s sobering to see Amber needs an imaginary friend. I guess Mike is her biggest fan rn. He might be dead, but he’s left her a fandom.
JBento
Yeah. Looks like Amber’s stuck with him, whether that’s wraith or wrong.
JBento
(hopefully he won’t make a spectreacle of himself)
milu
i mean in a sense this is heartening. imagine if he’d just ghosted her!
JBento
That’d be cowardly; I don’t think Mike would be such a poltroongeist.
milu
well, maybe. as far as post-death etiquette goes, ouija-st don’t have that much to go on.
JBento
There are those that claim they do, but they’re mostly psychopompous asses.
Clif
I love this thread and feel like I should make some kind of contribution, but somehow I just can’t get into the spirit of it.
King Daniel
After sleeping on it, I think I’m ready to pun again.
Reltzik
It’s Mike. He’s all about the shade.
JBento
Yeah, he always put his soul into it.*
*It being your mum. For a nickel.
King Daniel
Have we drunk our fill of wordplay yet?
milu
speaking of drinking, you know, they say you should quit wine you’re ahead. there could w’ale be something to that. there’s a pint where you start to go for cheap shots. I hops i’m not quite there yet but… disaster’s brewing. i can pitcher it.
Reltzik
The pun cup floweth over.
Kyrik Michalowski
Oh boy, this is certainly a bad sign. Not that I can say much since I have my own hallucinations.
So who is excited to see “Mike” again?
Wizard