And now, thanks to your comment, he will have to destroy this relationship, just to see you screaming “DAMN YOU WILLIS!”
Sensedog
He probably will, just out of sheer spite!
In all seriousness though, I don’t expect their relationship to stand the test of time. It was just nice to see Dorothy and Walky openly acknowledge that they are happy together.
It’s only all girls if he chops it up into tiny little pieces and lovingly deposits one piece in each girl. Otherwise, once he loses his penis in some girl, that girl has it until he finds it again.
Bekah
For some reason, I suspect Joe would object to chopping up his penis into tiny little pieces.
Leorale
Heck, I’m not Joe, and I object to that, too.
Slagathor
Bekah, dont give ideas to that woman in California who put her husband’s dick in a blender
Is it just me, or did Joyce look grouchy at the fact that there was a girl in Walky’s doodle?
Roborat
My guess is that her brain just broke over the pre-maritial hanky-panky; or that she is in shock because a bigger dweeb than her has found a romantic interest before she did.
vlademir1
Funny. I was suspecting that Walky was unknowingly her “safety”.
205 thoughts on “Full Disclosure”
Mkvenner
I won the pool!(sic):p
Plasma Mongoose
Don’t forget to add the right amount of chlorine to it.
mechaqua
Or if your looking to cut costs bromine is cheaper.
Khrene Cleaver
Ohhh that would be a good way to kill those bros of mine!
N0083rP00F
But add to much and it will totally destroy your Jeans.
Roborat
And safer.
Ancestral Hamster
Welcome to our Ool. There is no “p” in it. Keep it that way.
Plasma Mongoose
I seen signs like that around, you also reminded me of a sign that said: The only thing worse than a pOOL is a stOOL.
mechaqua
Stool in a pool is even worse.
Plasma Mongoose
A stool in the pool is just NOT COOL.
Khrene Cleaver
Uhg the worst is diving into a ppols thats cool! I always do it though, and even time I feel like a fool.
AckAckAck
Ugh, your comment is such a drool.
Khrene Cleaver
Aww you make feel like a tool…
lightsabermario
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
Roborat
Drat, I can’t think of a rhyme, it’s been too long since I was out of school.
begbert2
…or was it?
C-C-C-Co__o _______l
Shippy McShipper
You guys are hurting my skull.
Jenny Creed
Bool!
lawzlo
Don’t worry, it’s just a Baby Ruth.
Icalasari
What about a pool in some stool?
Björn
I pity the pool!
Ferret
I made a sign for my apartment that read, “Welcome to my Living Room. Notice there’s no P in it…” , etc.
Plasma Mongoose
Seriously? OOOOOOOOL!
Maycroft
Dang! I had a Benjamin against walky.
Platypus
No matter who loses, Mike wins.
wererat
wait… was this his plan??
Platypus
Maybe, the point is, someone other than Mike loses as a result of Mike, he therefore wins… I think.
Arkadi
Or maybe his plan simply didn’t work.
Khrene Cleaver
Maybe his plan was actually to trauma bond them.
Tarkada
Or maybe he just still wants to damage joe more.
Sensedog
A damn good moment. Excellent.
Sensedog
And Willis? Thank you. This comic just made my day.
I.care.0
And now, thanks to your comment, he will have to destroy this relationship, just to see you screaming “DAMN YOU WILLIS!”
Sensedog
He probably will, just out of sheer spite!
In all seriousness though, I don’t expect their relationship to stand the test of time. It was just nice to see Dorothy and Walky openly acknowledge that they are happy together.
Jen Aside
Joyce: “Full disclosure: PRE-MARITAL HANKY-PANKY!!!!!!!”
Khrene Cleaver
Thank you Jen, tank you.
L
+500 Internets to Jen
Henry
Walky: Bucking the Willis Comic trend by being straight.
Plasma Mongoose
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
Aizat
I KNEW IT!
fellixe
You may want to check out @shortpacked on Twitter. The post labelled gailsimone leads to an interesting read.
Seerow
Poor Joe. He keeps this losing streak up and he might have to cut back on dating.
Blob Marley
Nah, he needs to start dating more to break the losing streak.
Khrene Cleaver
Are you saying he should bet against obvious lesbians being lesbians, then proceed to convert him with his sheer manliness?
You sir are a chauvinistic, self righteous, GENIUS!
David Herbert
Don’t worry Joe, you can still lose you penis in some girl.
Yotomoe
Is it losing if you still know where it is?
Plasma Mongoose
@Herbert: It only counts as a loss if he has leprosy.
I.care.0
What if it is a case of Vaginae Dentata?
Plasma Mongoose
Then that will add a whole new meaning to the term ‘cock gobbler’.
The Sound Defense
*all girls
FTFY
Bekah
It’s only all girls if he chops it up into tiny little pieces and lovingly deposits one piece in each girl. Otherwise, once he loses his penis in some girl, that girl has it until he finds it again.
Bekah
For some reason, I suspect Joe would object to chopping up his penis into tiny little pieces.
Leorale
Heck, I’m not Joe, and I object to that, too.
Slagathor
Bekah, dont give ideas to that woman in California who put her husband’s dick in a blender
Plasma Mongoose
Most guys would object that.
Wonder Wig
Who else was in Joe’s betting pools I wonder? I wager Billy, Mike, and Galasso.
Yotomoe
I feel like Danny is in there for making his sock a liar a couple days ago
invisiblemoose
Mike is whatever you don’t want him to be, so therefore everyone would lose that pool.
Yotomoe
But walky and Gary are my OTP
George
There’s always fanfic, man.
Aizat
Who says Walky can’t have’em both?
I.care.0
As far as I know, Walky never stated that he disliked men.
Historyman68
Gary?
Deimir
Walky’s soulmate. They’re gonna get married.
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/03-the-first-step-towards-recovery/walky/
madd
Is it just me, or did Joyce look grouchy at the fact that there was a girl in Walky’s doodle?
Roborat
My guess is that her brain just broke over the pre-maritial hanky-panky; or that she is in shock because a bigger dweeb than her has found a romantic interest before she did.
vlademir1
Funny. I was suspecting that Walky was unknowingly her “safety”.
Historyman68
Right. I’m sorry, I totally forgot. And it wasn’t even that long ago
Jackson
They’re gonna get man married.
Aizat
You know? Gary? From Walky’s doodlings? Good times.
Aizat