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Garcon
Posted on April 22, 2018 by David M Willis

216 thoughts on “Garcon”

  1. Ana Chronistic

    How nice of Walky to voluntarily be mulched for Earth Day!

  2. shadowcell

    WITH BURNING JUSTICE AND/OR PEPPERONI

    1. Zach

      AND/OR/OF pepperoni.

      1. plasticwrap

        I am drunk enough to desire this.

  3. Reaver

    RIP

    1. Jayfray

      Rest in Pepperoni

      1. Aeron

        Real Italian Pizza

        1. SgtWadeyWilson

          …and Subs

  4. Opus the Poet

    “Always be prepared for ninjas.” Sydney Scovill

    1. Agemegos

      “Always be peppered for ninjas.” — Wilbur Scoville

      1. C.T Phipps

        Please let it be Ninja Rick! He’s my favorite!

        1. showler

          Ninja Rick will not be appearing in this comic according to the author.

        2. Koms

          It’ll be Ninja sex party.

    2. The Aussie Bloke

      Nonono, it’s:

      “Always. Expect. Ninjas” – Sydney Scoville

      (I have the shirt)

      1. Charlie Spencer

        Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

        1. K^2

          I’m pretty sure people are even less prepared for Spanish ninjas.

        2. Robert

          Vega? (aka Balrog)

        3. fogel

          Spanish Inquisition ninjas?

        4. Deanatay

          Ninquijition.

        5. fogel

          Perhaps even less for New Jersey Ninjette!

        6. StClair

          damnit, Vega.

        7. Achallenger

          It’s sad what passes for a ninja these days

        8. Stephen

          Everyone expected the Spanish Inquisition. They gave you three weeks notice to prepare a defence.

          (Am aware you’re quoting Monty Python)

      2. fogel

        😀

    3. Sunny

      “Ninjas understand quantum mechanics better than people realise.”
      – Gordon Freeman

    4. Needfuldoer

      What about Britjas?

  5. Pablo360

    Never assume a restauranteur does not have ninjas at his disposal.

    “But, father, I’m not assuming. Our ninja committed honorable sudoku last week.”

    In that case, have that Becky person trained in the ways of ninjutsu. We must have a ninja at our disposal!

    1. LeslieBean4Shizzle

      “Yes. He added many numbers in many columns and rows. Very tragic.”

    2. Doctor_Who

      Ninja Becky would be an awesome plotline. Especially since her girlfriend is a master of stealth and could give her some tips.

    3. DSL

      We can’t have a ninja at our disposal! The ninja is at our dishwasher!

    4. Delavan

      “honorable sudoku” cracks me up 😀

      1. Pablo360

        Thanks I stole it from someone but I don’t remember whom

  6. tim gueguen

    His Mightiness Galasso returns! All praise his pizzas and subs!

    1. fogel

      Calzones?

  7. Yumi

    I relate both to Walky’s dislike of mushrooms and excitement about dying in a cool way.

    1. BBCC

      Everyone knows the correct way to make pizza is crust, sauce, and loaded with as much pepperoni as possible. 😛

      1. Gamaran Sepudomyn

        With the right balance of cheese to sauce and heated to such a degree so as to make the pepperoni look like it’s sitting in lava.

        1. BBCC

          Crust. Sauce. Pepperoni. Done. 😛

        2. Yumi

          None pizza left beef

        3. Needfuldoer

          Yes! No other pizza compares!

        4. laladoria

          Do you… Not eat cheese on your pizzas?

        5. BBCC

          I’m allergic to cheese, so I do not. 😛

        6. showler

          Then you are allergic to pizza.

        7. Deanatay

          BBCC, while I understand you sensitivities, showler is correct. A cheeseless concoction, no matter how delicious, cannot be called ‘pizza’.

        8. hallucigenia

          Nonsense! In Italy, pizza often (maybe even USUALLY) has no cheese.

          I reject your pizza and substitute my own!

        9. BBCC

          Just wrong pizza. 😛

        10. Sunny

          How is that even possible? Even if you’re lactose intolerant there are plenty of cheeses you can eat, and many of which go well on top of pizza.

        11. BBCC

          I’m allergic to the mould in cheese. It gives me flu symptoms and I’m too lazy to commit which cheeses have which mould in them (if any) to memory, I just don’t eat any. Plus most places around here only have two or three kinds of cheese anyways. It’s easier to order a cheese free pizza with a ton of pepperoni.

        12. Marsh Maryrose

          Italian sausage (with lots of fennel)
          linguica from that shop in Little Portugal
          green bell pepper
          fresh brown crimini mushrooms
          shallots
          a mix of toma and provolone piccante cheese (lots of both)
          a super-thick marinara-ish sauce
          a really bready crust

          Not that I can get that from a pizza place; I have to make it myself. A lot of work, but damn is it good.

        13. BBCC

          Crust, sauce, pepperoni. 😛

        14. Schpoonman

          Tricked-out handmade pizza is best pizza.

      2. not someone else

        Pesto. Goat cheese. Garlic. Sundried tomatos and red peppers. I could eat that every day.

      3. Arioch

        I am allergic to pepperoni, or rather one of the spices that is usually used to make it. 🙁 Used to love pepperoni pizza and them my allergies shifted and it started making me sick.

      4. Zee

        Animal. Pepperoni taste like meaty sweat. The only proper pizza is one with olives, mushrooms, green peppers and onions

        1. DinaWho

          This is similar to my pizza preferences, except substituting atrtichokes or broccoli in place of the green peppers.

        2. Jhon

          How did green peppers become a pizza topping anyway?
          (casts a suspicious glare at the Hungarians)

      5. Andrew_C

        You need cheese (cheddar mixed with mozarella is best imo), anchovy, pineapple, garlic and spinach as well. And it has to be a proper tomato sauce, not BBQ sauce.

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      Mushrooms are a fungi and not a vegetable.

      1. Yumi

        Yup.

      2. Les More

        Which I assume is why Walkyu mentions them separately

      3. Amazi-Stool

        Walky does know this.
        That is the reason he warns about fungi explicitly!

    3. Dean

      Of course, pineapple is a FRUIT.

      1. Yumi

        Pineapple is my favorite pizza topping. I had a coupon for a free large one-topping pizza today, so I got a pineapple pizza.

      2. Marsh Maryrose

        Also, botanically speaking, tomato is a fruit, as is avocado.

        I haven’t seen avocado pizza yet, but as an omnivore I say BRING IT ON!

        1. Mr D

          The secret is adding the avocado raw and on slices, after taking the pizza off the oven.

        2. Mydnyt

          Apparently you don’t live in California. My best friend does and apparently they put avacado in/on EVERYTHING. THOSE SICK BASTARDS EVEN MADE AVACADO ICE CREAM!!! BLASPHEMY!

        3. Dave

          Avocado can be used as a fat replacement in desserts. You can use it for frosting as well as in key lime pie.

        4. Nebulous

          What? How?
          Graham cracker crumbs and butter for the crust. Key lime juice, sweetened condensed milk, and egg yolks for the filling. Possibly with a bit of whipped cream on top.
          WHERE would you put the avocado?

        5. Inahc

          I’m guessing it would replace the egg yolk, since that’s mostly fat.

        6. Amazi-Stool

          I read that as lime bike.
          And no, that is not a recommendation!

        7. Deanatay

          Creamy, delicious blasphemy.

        8. nightshade

          yes we do here and I hate it ……

        9. Needfuldoer

          First toast, now pizza?! What will those darn millennials ruin with avocado next?

          /s

        10. Opus the Poet

          I had avocado on pizza when I visited L.A. as first prize in a radio contest in 1988. So this is one avocado blasphemy you can’t blame on Millenials.

        11. StClair

          that never stopped anyone.

        12. Roborat

          Avocado pizza was first prize? What was second, double avocado on the pizza?

        13. Mr D

          I’d like to point out that people in my country have been putting Avocado on toast for well over 50 years.

          Like, shit, my mum remembers waking up as a child to my grandma bringing her breakfast to bed in the form of Toast with avocado and cheese.

  8. Blender

    Italian ninjas are the best ninjas.

    1. JessWitt

      Are Italian ninjas the same as the Ninja Mafia?

      1. Ø

        No. Pretty sure the Ninja Mafia would have hired anyone with a pulse (Italian or not). Also, the rule was that whoever killed their emperor automatically became emperor, so no requirement to be Italian there either.

      2. MatthewTheLucky

        No, their elites have more arms.

  9. tyranidswarm

    Galasso does not have a ninja… however he DOES have a britja.

    1. Mydnyt

      And a Ginga! Ninja Becky would be a Ginga Ninja!

      1. NickG

        Shelly Winters is the one true Ginger Ninja.

  10. Derek

    I thought Ninja Rick was going to appear but the alt text seems to say otherwise

    1. Sam

      Ninja Rick was based on a real person and as such will not be appearing in DoA.

      1. Keulen

        Alex was based on a real person too, so I don’t see why she gets to be in DoA and not Ninja Rick.

        1. showler

          I have no information on this, but I’d point out that a real person can do things or say things that would make an author not include them. A non-real person can’t do that.

      2. Masumi Sera

        Weird – if you’d have asked me to guess a reason Ninja Rick would not exist here, I’d have said he’s too unrealsitic, not too real. Now I wanna meet the Ninja!

        1. 3oranges

          Too unrealistic means you won’t exist as a person, but you can still be included. Dexter, Monkey Master, and Ultra-car are all here as cartoons.

        2. SgtWadeyWilson

          Now that you mention it, Ninja Rick would make a great bad Samurai Jack ripoff…

      3. Foxhack

        Well that sucks, I had hoped to see his counterpart show up in this universe as a perfectly balanced individual. Even as a background cameo. Ah well.

      4. Beef

        Am I misremembering? I could’ve sworn he showed up in an early arc at the restaurant

  11. DailyBrad

    I wonder if Galasso is almost impressed at his nerve.

    1. Doctor_Who

      Walky’s lack of survival instinct might make him a worthy minion. Never know when you’ll need someone for a suicide mission.

    2. Bicycle Bill

      “You seem a decent fellow.  I hate to kill you.”

    3. Bicycle Bill

      Or perhaps Galasso as Lou Grant:  “You know what?  You’ve got spunk…….
      I HATE spunk!”

      1. DSL

        I prefer Lou’s other quote: “Some days I don’t know whether I’m working here or hallucinating.”

  12. Cheesy1

    Enter Conquest.

    1. Doctor_Who

      I don’t think she’s 18 in this continuity, so better not.

    2. laladoria

      She was in earlier strips, WAY early, when Joyce and Joe went on a date to Galasso’s. She was taking their order.

      1. Deanatay

        Nope, still underage. Joe’s attraction to her was HIGHLY inappropriate.

        Not ‘repeatedly punched in the face’ inappropriate, but still inappropriate.

        1. Zee

          Depends on how old she actually is
          16/17 is fine, theres not much age difference there and a lot of teenage couples have a year or two between them leading to one being 18 while the other isn’t (like my own)
          14/15 is where it starts to get creepy and inappropriate tho

        2. thejeff

          She’s 16. He’s 18, right? Maybe 19. A couple years apart, certainly legal in Indiana – even without relying on Romeo and Juliet laws. Basically still in the same peer group.
          Hell, I doubt most people could reliably tell 16 year olds from 18 year olds at a glance. No reason for Joe not to assume she was another college kid working there. Nothing that’d shut down attraction.

          Mind you, I wouldn’t want them getting together, especially not for Joe’s usual casual hookup – unless it’s clear she’s into that up front. And it would certainly be skeevy if Joe was deliberately targeting high-school girls – which we’ve seen no sign of.

        3. Puckish Rogue

          Oh come on, all he did was look at an attractive young women that doesn’t look 16. If you compare her to Joyce most people would say Conquest looks older. Now if Joe had found out she was 16 and then continued there’d be a problem but all he did was a quick look at someone.

  13. EvilMidnightLurker

    Mother (something) crushed under Galasso’s iron heel?

    1. King Daniel

      Mother Bears, aka the real-life pizza place – and once rated among the top five best in the country, or so I’ve been told – at the location of the fictionalized Galasso’s Pizza (and Subs).

  14. C.T Phipps

    Ninja Rick, I maintain is Willis’ best character, and the lack of his use is one of the single worst problems of Shortpacked and now dumbing of age. I identify with him as a bearded anime fan who was into the martial arts.

    Also, we both killed a guy at the food court.

    1. Nightsbridge

      Ninja rick is based on a real person which is why we will not see him in dumbing of age, if I remember correctly?

      1. C.T Phipps

        Well that sucks.

        1. MatthewTheLucky

          Maybe it was you!

      2. Sam

        Yeah, that’s why he isn’t here. Willis has said characters based on real people will not be appearing in Dumbing of Age.

        1. King Daniel

          Well, to a certain extent that isn’t entirely true – Alex is based off of someone Willis knows, who has from time to time made appearances in this very comments section.

        2. Needfuldoer

          She’s not the only commenter to show up in-universe, either.

        3. Deanatay

          Okay, then, OLD characters based on real people aren’t appearing in this comic.

        4. Reltzik

          Alex is from 1st year Roomies.

      3. Wright

        Technically, aren’t all of the characters in DoA based off of some part of Willis?

        I mean, he said that the inspiration from Danny was originally from his father, and Danny’s in here.

        Plus, Faz is based off of a real person. I mean, someone posed for those Fazoli’s ads how long ago.

        Bring on Ninja Rick!

        1. BBCC

          Ninja Rick is directly based on the real person though, so Willis has said no go.

          It’s one thing to make a character based on parts of yourself or to use a person irl as inspiration, but they’re not directly the real life person.

        2. Wright

          Aw, dangit, that means that we probably won’t see Horrifically Resurrected Ronald Reagan in DoA.

          Though in retrospect, I probably should’ve seen that one coming.

        3. Needfuldoer

          No Jeshua Ben Joseph, either.

        4. Wright

          His DoA counterpart’s been mentioned often enough, though; he’s more a part of the comic than Head Alien and Ultra Car combined.

          And I hear mention that David Willis is, in this universe, some sort of millionaire in a mansion somewhere. Does that mean that Willis is, in fact, not real?

          *dun dun DUUUN*

        5. Amazi-Stool

          Also Joyce is based on real-world-Willis, so has no right to exist in this Dumbiverse!!!

          ***justkidding***

  15. Kernanator

    Do not confuse the great and mighty Galasso for a mere Garfield convention!

  16. Agemegos

    Jason and Walky are on a date. Drunk. This could end up very inappropriate.

    1. Marsh Maryrose

      Walky is underage for drinking, under U.S. law. If he comes to the attention of the cops, he could wind up spending the night in jail, and facing disciplinary action from IU the next day.

      Mind you, I’m with Jason on US drinking age. But that’s not going to help Walky if it comes to that.

      1. C.T Phipps

        Walky underage drinking is less of an offense than Amber’s random acts of assault and battery.

        I think he’ll be fine.

      2. DSL

        I mean, really, underage college freshmen _never_ get drunk in public …

        1. Amazi-Stool

          Yeah, they just don’t exist in real life.
          Like giraffe Hank on IU campus!

    2. Doctor_Who

      Walky looks an awful lot like someone Jason was into, as well.

      1. Agemegos

        Just so. If Jason bags both the Walkerton twins, both of then having gone to him for extra tutoring, he’s gone a million.

        1. Shiro

          That. Is not the way I would put it. But it is a way, I suppose 😐

    3. Reltzik

      It’s already inappropriate. Jason has already supplied Walky, WHO IS HIS UNDERAGE STUDENT, with apparently-copious amounts of teaquila.

      1. Roborat

        Ironically, it really is tea. Walky only thinks he is drunk.

  17. Nightsbridge

    Dina?

  18. Adamdouille

    Oh, I SO hope Willis is going to bring Ninja Rick to the Dumbiverse.

  19. Stephen Bierce

    *playing “Shaddap You Face” on the hacked Muzak*

  20. ubertenorman

    You might think he’s kidding but there are actually six ninjas in the last panel alone

    1. MatthewTheLucky

      Not to worry, Dina can fend them off.

  21. chris73

    This, and the resulting hangover, will be a good learning experience for Walky

  22. Passchendaele

    a ninja with the finest foam sword

  23. Yumi

    I’ve noticed a number of people here have blogs, so this seems like a decent place to ask: what is your preferred blogging platform and why? I want to start blogging, but I’m not totally sure what to use for it. I actually started a WordPress, but then I was like, “Okay, but nobody ever actually reads other people’s WordPress,” but then I got a comment, so what do I know.

    1. EvilMidnightLurker

      I don’t blog myself, but almost all of the blogs I read are on Tumblr. (Mostly people watching Steven Universe.)

      1. Shiro

        I feel like tumblr is the most reader-friendly blogging platform currently out there, occasional frustrations using it as a content creator aside (like, but why can’t I schedule an ask to be posted later? why staff?)

      2. ValdVin

        I blog just a bit with my tumblr, but the bulk of it I use to follow SU fan-created stuff also.

    2. BBCC

      I mostly use tumblr. It’s the most convenient platform for me.

      1. Yumi

        I use tumblr too, but, like…I use it in such a different way than what I’m planning that it seems kind of strange to me to use it for that. Like, “Write out long reflective posts about my life? No, this is where I reblog memes and lesbians.”

        But I might end up going with it. But there’s at least a 50% chance that I’ll spend too much time trying to decide and lose interest before I ever really start.

        1. Shiro

          Sideblogs! Sideblogs are a good

    3. Shiro

      I used to use WordPress and occasionally got a comment, but I think you mostly have to be Popular for that to happen consistently. I use tumblr now and have done pretty well there, I’ve got a fairly popular dice collection blog (linked in name)

      1. Yumi

        My dude, I don’t actually play any tabletop role-playing games, but I’m involved with a camp for LGBTQ+ youth where said games are pretty popular. That is to say, I may buy some dice from you to gift the camp when you have more in stock.

        1. Shiro

          Sweet, thanks! 😀 I can also rec some pretty awesome rainbow dice sets if you’d like

    4. Yumi

      Oh, god, I just remembered when I had a Xanga. It was when I was thirteen, so it is painful to remember.
      (I actually made it the day I turned 13 because they were popular in my middle school and I wanted one, but you had to be thirteen to use the site, so I waited.)

    5. sultryglebe

      I have been pretty happy with blogger. Tumblr’s strength is if you want to add a lot of animated GIFs and things, so more visual. You don’t have to do it that way on Tumblr, but if that is what you want to do I think Tumblr supports it best. I just write a lot of words and sometimes insert photos, so blogger works great for that.

    6. Foxhack

      I have a site that runs WordPress but I got so tired of comment spam and asshats trying to hack into my admin page that I just locked it and left it alone.

    7. Needfuldoer

      Personally, I prefer a CMS like WordPress or Drupal to build a structured site over Tumblr’s “just search the tags” and infinite scrolling. Tumblr did make it relatively easy for content to get shared and spread around, though.

      1. Inahc

        Same. I found tumblr confusing. (Does that mean I’m old? 😉

    8. Zee

      As much as Ive come to hate it, Tumblr. Ya just can’t get those memes and comics anywhere else

    9. StClair

      RIP LiveJournal.
      (No, it’s not technically dead, but it might as well be.)
      These days? Dreamwidth.
      If I actually cared about being read by anyone but myself and a few old friends, I guess I’d be on tumblr, but I just hate that whole site, posting/”discussion” model, etc etc.

  24. lilyliv

    On one hand, I’m concerned about Walky’s possibly impending death via ninja (even if–totally agree, death via ninja is a rad way to go out), but on the other hand, I find drunk Walky pretty adorable?

  25. Shiro

    I feel Galasso has somehow failed to grasp the intricacies of the service industry

    But at the same time, I feel he also must have the highest job satisfaction of anyone who works in it

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Well, he never could figure out genders either, so this is less than surprising.

      1. some1

        Galasso, the only man who is literally too stupid to be sexist.

    2. Deanatay

      “Galazzo, what is best in life?”
      “To crush your competitors, to see them driven to bankruptcy, and to smell the inferior quality of their pizzas!”
      *Mrs. Galazzo leans in, whispers in ear*
      “*grumble*… and subs.”

  26. Tacos

    RE: Alt-text: You can’t prove he doesn’t have a ninja.

  27. Keulen

    Ah, but does Galasso serve Gnome Ann?

  28. Marsh Maryrose

    What is on the IDS article on the wall?

    In panel 2 it kinda looks like

    MOTHER
    CRUSHED
    GALASSO’S
    HEEL

    Panel 3 doesn’t yield anything I can even guess at.

    1. Dean

      It’s ‘Mother Bears’ crushed beneath Galasso’s heel’. Mother Bears’ is a RL pizza place in Bloomington.

      1. Marsh Maryrose

        Ah! In my best Emily Litella voice, “Nivver mind.”

      2. Yumi

        Based on panel 3, I’d say it’s “under” rather than “beneath.”

    2. Marsh Maryrose

      Never mind. I found the solution in the first strip tagged Galasso:

      MOTHER BEARS(?)
      CRUSHED UNDER
      GALASSO’S IRON
      HEEL

      I assume the Bears (if that’s right) are IU rivals? Why are they Mother Bears?

      1. Snarf

        Mother Bear’s is an RL pizza joint in Bloomington. The original is right by campus, although they now have a second location that lacks some of the charm of the original but which actually has parking.

      2. Deanatay

        It’s a reference to this place. Galazzo’s Pizza is located right where Mother Bear’s is, in Bloomington.

  29. brasca1

    At long last we get to see Ninja Rick again.

  30. Purblebirb

    Did Rick give you permission to use him in DoA?

  31. Dana

    Never assume a man does not have ninjas at his disposal.

    1. Dana

      Ugh.Second try.

  32. stoodmuffin

    This is an interaction I didn’t realize I had been waiting for my whole life.

  33. DarkoNeko

    What do you mean, no ninja !

    1. Reltzik

      Well obviously we don’t have any ninjas. Do you SEE any ninjas around here?

  34. cbwroses

    I wonder if Becky is working and will meet Drunk Walky.
    I mean, she’s met Drunk Walky before, but she didn’t know it until the end.

    1. ValdVin

      This is super-drunk Walky, based on the number of drunk bubbles floating over his head.

      1. Bicycle Bill

        Mort Walker, creator of “Beetle Bailey” and “Hi and Lois”, coined the term ‘squeans’ for those little drunk bubbles.

        By the way, did you know that Lois and Beetle are brother and sister?

        1. ValdVin

          Good add which I shoulda thought about!

          We’re seeing Super-Squean Walky today. And given how Walkertons (can’t) handle their liquor, he must be up to a shot and a half by now.

          I knew about Lois and Beetle, and off the top of my head, I think Beetle used to be called “Spider”, in a college comic strip, before I was born.

        2. DSL

          Yes — Walker decided to see if people were more interested in Beetle if he enlisted (Korea was much on people’s minds in the 1950s) and had him accidentally enlist when he ducked into a recruiting office to dodge his girlfriend.

        3. thejeff

          But Berke Breathed used “boozles”, which I prefer.

  35. Kitschensyngk

    But mushrooms are the best vegetable!

    1. thejeff

      For not being a vegetable at all, that is.
      Which is why Walky needs to specify them separately.

  36. Teddae

    Oh boy ninja rick in DOA :DD

  37. BenRG

    Galasso, if you don’t serve drunks, then tell them that you don’t serve drunks. They’re both too far gone to pick up on indirect metaphors!

  38. Mad_Academic

    This bodes well! Unless it bodes Walky not getting kicked in some way shape or form.

  39. Danni

    let go of the scary man, walky

  40. BenRG

    Wait a minute…! Is Walky suicidal?!?

    1. Eldritch Gentleman

      I think the term is “Fearless” but Suicidal will do too.

      1. BenRG

        No, I’m serious. From what he’s saying to Galasso, he’s looking for someone to put him permanently out of his misery!

        1. FacelessDeviant

          He’s drunk and sad. Thats a bad mix.

  41. Bagge

    I expect this is how most college smartasses react to big ham Galasso.

    I doubt that does anything to improve his mood.

  42. JessWitt

    Okay, drunk in enclosed space good. But public place bad.

  43. CJ

    Jason does not have an adult grip on reality.

  44. Daibhid C

    Given that Walky’s digs at Jason have kind of been on the Grand Tour of Europe lately, I’m actually impressed that he’s thought of a stereotype about English food and isn’t trying to order him croissants or a haggis.

    (You can get haggis pizza, at least here in Scotland. Sadly, vegetarian haggis pizza remains something I have to make for myself.)

  45. Liliet

    this is adorable?

  46. Arianod

    Suicide by Galasso? This seems a bit extreme, even for Walky.

  47. Bagge

    It’s a bit sad that we have seen the last Walky strip.

    At least Willis was good enough to bookend his arks for us. Relationshsip with Dorothy is over, Jason is thrown out. In the end Walky died as he always suspected he would – with his math teacher.

  48. Mike Conner

    Is Ninj Rick finally getting some DA screen time?!

  49. Cass

    You know, Jason, there was still the possibility that you could have kept your job before since Sal actually coming forward was unlikely.

    Very visibily getting a minor drunk will squash that chance fast.

  50. abysswatcher1993

    Ninja Rick!!!!

  51. Zee

    This is making me want pizza
    I’ve always had it twice this week
    Never enough

  52. Reltzik

    ….

    I’m torn between either treating Walky’s suicidal ideation with the seriousness and gravity it deserves, or thoroughly endorsing his plan of suicide by pizza establishment.

  53. Booker

    Whelp, If Jason was not for sure fired before. Pretty sure drinking with an underage student is SURE to get him fired!

  54. ValdVin

    “Get this bloke something boiled” and two immediate repeats of variants of boil is a hoot. Jason’s tastebuds may never have recovered.

  55. Scoutinthenight

    Thank you for not pluralizing Ninja by adding an s in the meta-text.

  56. PB

    …. Why?

    Why did I just make a fangirl 8D-face … for RICK?

  57. C.T Phipps

    I’m imagining Willis going, “WHY why does he have such a fandom?”

  58. Mr.Morningstar

    …
    Rick?

  59. nightshade

    just for discussion bbq chicken pizza with mushrooms (red onions can just die) it the best and yes you but bbq sauce on it……. the peasantry may hate all they want ……

    1. nightshade

      erm put

  60. (((Mkvenner)))

    Col. Flagg from M*A*S*H.

  61. Jim the Fish

    The name is Galasso, fools! Remember it, ’cause it’s the last thing you’re gonna hear before I- express my feelings in song!

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