“hey danny! I need you to help me remove a large heavy trashbag that smells like it has a dead human being from my room. Also incidentally that girl you used to date has vanished without any trace”
Seerow
That’s not game of thrones. That’s some dumb buddy cop plot.
Eventually, it turns out that there is only one character in Dumbing Of Age, a poor disturbed soul who believes that they are the collective student body of Indiana University.
And that character is David Willis.
And it is still 1998, and he is still hiding in his dorm room, still having a complete nervous breakdown. And in his fevered dreams, he is having a vision of the future, of all possible college life experiences that can be experienced at Indiana University, by all possible college students. And this is his story.
das-g
This sounds eerily like a horror movie I’ve seen. Just switch the university with a motel and Willis’ dorm room with a courtroom.
Alan Lafond
I knew which movie it was before I even clicked the link. One of my favorites of my collection of movies that feature the lead actor from that one. 🙂
For me, it’s a toss-up between the collected works of Harrison Ford.
Also:
“The police are here!”
“How many?”
“Uh, all of them, I think.”
Jen Aside
“Newman, what are you doing?”
“I’m thinking.”
“Well, think me up a cup of coffee and a chocolate doughnut with some of those little sprinkles on top, while you’re thinking.”
and then all the other characters will be saying, “AMBER OMALLY?” “O’MALLY!” “AMBER…” and then it will switch back to amber saying the above lines, lol.
258 thoughts on “Gotcha”
Yotomoe
Her body was never found.
Jen Aside
“You… KNOCKED OVER MY TRASH CAN”
The Meek Ninja
“Prepare to die.”
otusasio451
“My name is Amber O’Malley. I pummeled my father. Prepare to die.”
AzureSky
Give this one a cookie!
Unkind fish
HhahahahahahaAaaa
asmcint
WELCOME TO DIE!
Aizat
“You spilled my diet soda!”
Darren
“John my diet soda!”
You sir, get +1 internet
Cholma
Fortunately, Amber can count on Dina to help with the disposal of the body.
Yotomoe
You need a whole to bury the body? Dina can dig it.
That Damn Rat
She just calls in her raptor brothers, and bam! no body
Aizat
But look at the BONES!
Aeron
You twat! I soiled my favorite raptor t-shirt I was so scared!
Shadow12000
A whole what though?
nekobawt
a whole hole. she tried digging half of one, but couldn’t figure out when to stop.
Bill
You’re done once you get all the dirt out of it.
awakisiok
Miki? Do you like my name?
Glynvel
Someone call Bricktop and see if the pigs are hungry.
Admiral ChucK
I called. He didn’t answer. I think Mickey got him.
Arkadi
Good man Mickey.
Cholma
Holy crap! A “Snatch” reference?! great movie!
Leorale
Dem pigs eat anyteeng.
nah
I legit want this the moment where dumbing of age goes straight up Game of Thrones about some shit
nah
“hey danny! I need you to help me remove a large heavy trashbag that smells like it has a dead human being from my room. Also incidentally that girl you used to date has vanished without any trace”
Seerow
That’s not game of thrones. That’s some dumb buddy cop plot.
LAZiERWOLF
I think you mean “human bean”.
John
Leave Leslie out of this.
Vree
“It could have been so perfect, Dorothy. But you just HAD to pry and peek.”
Herohatch
Dun dun… dun?
Jen Aside
UH-OH, she just realized WALKY IS AMBER
gc
Genius.
Blimey
Next: Amber realizes that Dorothy is Sal.
Danny realizes Joe is his alter ego.
Shadow12000
Fracking heck and now I can’t get Danny Sexbang out of my head.
Vash
if you mix joe and danny you get danny sexbang
John
Joe is Danny’s Tyler Durden.
-JAD-
So cool
Aeron
This.
Aeron
The Dumbingverse ends with the singularity.
Strain Of Thought
Eventually, it turns out that there is only one character in Dumbing Of Age, a poor disturbed soul who believes that they are the collective student body of Indiana University.
And that character is David Willis.
And it is still 1998, and he is still hiding in his dorm room, still having a complete nervous breakdown. And in his fevered dreams, he is having a vision of the future, of all possible college life experiences that can be experienced at Indiana University, by all possible college students. And this is his story.
das-g
This sounds eerily like a horror movie I’ve seen. Just switch the university with a motel and Willis’ dorm room with a courtroom.
Alan Lafond
I knew which movie it was before I even clicked the link. One of my favorites of my collection of movies that feature the lead actor from that one. 🙂
Jerden
Amazi-Girl realises that Dina IS EVERYONE.
Björn
Oh Willis, PLEASE make that canon!
Thasvaddef
Actually looks blue to me. That’s more or less the opposite of amber.
Kaiden
Dun Dun, DUN!!!!
Vivvav
This ain’t good.
Tunaro
Nnnooope. No, it ain’t.
PsychokineticEX
Vivvav my friend, things are about to do a rapid pirouette backflip off the deep end.
creatorx2
She totally thinks Amber’s secretly dating Walky.
Mr. Random
That look. She needs to be taken care of.
For the family.
Aizat
Leave the body…take the canoli.
Ivan
Best ad lib ever in a movie!
Charlie Spencer
Nah. “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
StClair
For me, it’s a toss-up between the collected works of Harrison Ford.
Also:
“The police are here!”
“How many?”
“Uh, all of them, I think.”
Jen Aside
“Newman, what are you doing?”
“I’m thinking.”
“Well, think me up a cup of coffee and a chocolate doughnut with some of those little sprinkles on top, while you’re thinking.”
Deathjavu
Oh amber, nooo, what are you planning… 🙁
TemplarKnight
Amber disappeared before the last panel.
Yotomoe
Also Fuck. How did I not catch on to them cheeks. I feel dumber than a Danny.
rhelmot
aaaaaaaaaaaa so obvious in hindsight
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/01-the-only-dope-for-me-is-you/incoming/
Jay Eff
Uh-oh.
Amber’s gonna start talking in “Nolan-Voice” next strip, isn’t she?
“WHERE IS IT? TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS!!“
Aizat
Or Bauer-Voice. “TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS!”
hmmm e-yep...
and then all the other characters will be saying, “AMBER OMALLY?” “O’MALLY!” “AMBER…” and then it will switch back to amber saying the above lines, lol.
Tenn
Nolan-Voice + Dorothy = “WHERE ARE WE, TOTO?!”
AgentKeen
Well obviously the mask… hid the… change….
Oh crap, masks do work.
newllend
Now we’re going to haft to kill ya,nothing personal.
Yotomoe
Although, while I’m at it, you did break my boyfriend’s heart.
Blackbird
And while I’m at it, your best friend is dating my ex-boyfriend, who is gay but hiding in the closet and she’s enabling it.
Blackbird
Also, your boyfriend’s twin sister was central to a pretty traumatic event from my childhood.
Blackbird
You know what? Screw it, it is personal.
Opus the Poet
Another set of poisoned eyebrows leaps from a face!
KingMabel
The ‘brows want nothing to do with this.
Shanunu