Tomorrow (Monday) the next Slipshine comic drops. Y'know, those literally-bangin' sexytimes stories I do. If you've got a Slipshine subscription, expect this one tomorrow! If you don't, maybe get one! It's a sixteen-page story that features.... everyone above. Probably separately. Hi
Tomorrow (Monday) the next Slipshine comic drops. Y'know, those literally-bangin' sexytimes stories I do. If you've got a Slipshine subscription, expect this one tomorrow! If you don't, maybe get one! It's a sixteen-page story that features.... everyone above. Probably separately.
283 thoughts on “Hi”
Ana Chronistic
Chin brace? Can’t be a NECK brace…
Inkblot
And a small part of me said, “Good.”
Jen Aside
oh hi btw
Plasma Mongoose
Is that Lucy X Dina?
Jen Aside
yeah, I like what Ana’s doing, but I missed having the most-recent-slash-commish Gravatars
Clif
Nice mind blow.
inqntrol
That’s a ship I never thought of.
Mr. Random
……… I thought ….. you were Ana Chronistic….. Like you just changed your name.
Ana Chronistic
too much effort changing names and getting them moderated =p
Packy
Wait… these comments are moderated? Why? It would be painfully easy to post under someone else’s name.
Cholma
David has to approve all new posters, plus if any of us make a comment with 2 or more links, it has to be approved also.
Flipz
I believe Willis’ Tumblr (at least, his It’s Walky one) has a fairly large number of examples demonstrating why the comments have to be moderated. 🙁
Disloyal Subject
Hm. Is there a specific tag one can search for them?
saki
The most recent one I could find doesn’t seem to have any tags unfortunately. It would be fun to go back and look at all the ridiculous stuff some asses have commented in the past. There’s been some hilarious shit. XD
Lord Stoneheart
@saki
That one is bizarrely hilarious. I wonder what universe they’re from where Dumbing of Age has no POC characters. Does the person not see all of the characters, or are they just conveniently forgetting about them? (I mean they would have to conveniently forget Walky, Sal, Billie, Sarah, Dina, Roz, Marcie, and Jacob. And that’s just the ones that have appeared enough to be on the cast page)
saki
Yeah, I don’t know. Maybe they’re the kind of troll that purposefully says things that are objectively untrue in attempts to rile the would-be troll-ee up? I can’t think of any other explanation.
lightsabermario
I don’t get it. Is POC a commonly used term? All I can think of or find for it is “point of contact”.
Needfuldoer
You’d have to know the email address the other person uses, otherwise you’ll get a different avatar and it will be extremely obvious who the imposter is. (The admins can also see email addresses in their control panel.)
Mr. Random
Not if we’ve just been through another Gravatar changeup.
Rei
OBJECTION!! I was reading an earlier comic today and saw your gravatar under Jen Aside. Gravatars don’t stay the same on post, they change on the same email, even with different names.
Ana Chronistic
I’d, uh, make a counterpoint, but I don’t really understand what the argument is…?
All the ones with the preview image Gravatars are posted using E-mail 1, which previously used “Jen Aside” in the Name field. Using E-mail 1 with a different name in the Name field requires one-time moderation for each time it’s changed. The “new” Jen Aside uses E-mail 2. Hell, ANYONE can put “Jen Aside” as the name, regardless of what e-mail they enter, but it will always have to be moderated once before it posts.
CLEAR AS MUD??
Rei
The comment section was of belief the new Jen Aside was the one who’s been posting, and you were a new, different person that was assumed to be Jen.
Lurlock
So did I… This is like finding out Superman was really Bruce Wayne all along…
White Rice
Hey, that kind of happened in one of the shows: superman was filling in for Bruce while he was missing, so we had a batman who was bullet-proof and able to take way worse a beating that usual (and had abnormally good grappling around, almost like he was flying). Later on Bruce dressed like superman (but with a mask or something, I forget the reasoning for why there was a mask) and Luthor tried to kryptonite (yeah, I verb’d it) “superman” and all he got for his effort was a hell of a right hook (it might have been an uppercut…important thing being Bruce dressed as masked superman decked Lex Luthor)
Jason
That’s the one where Bane tosses a statue on “Batman” and is like “yeah I did it!” and when it gets lifted up Robin is all “he’s been working out!” right?
HMRC4EVR
Knighttinme. One of the most fun episodes of Superman: TAS
Amazistool
Not sure if you are writing about Superman/Batman,
but Willis’ line “I am Batman and i can breath in space.” has become full canon!
David M Willis
That’s somebody’s photoshop. Batman did get powers, and those panels are real, but the text is from somebody on the Internet.
Amazi-Stool
Huh, i have to admit i don’t own that issue and may have been tricked. I found it with a google search.
But there are other pages showing the same picture.
David M Willis
https://arousinggrammardotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/supermanbatmanswitch17.jpg
motorfirebox
Complete reverse Fight Club moment.
CriCriCri
Holy poopies I thought the same thing here!… Also I just realized “ana-chronistic” (anachronistic) and “jen-aside”(genocide) … welp that’s enought sanity loss for one day!
DinaWho
There was briefly a Sue Aside as we-
…
Oh o_O
saki
Oh. Oooooooooooooooh. My mind = blown.
J.Crowe
To be perfectly honest, I thought so too.
The Pink Bunny
But if you’re here… Then who’s been commenting as Ana!? *dramatic sting*
Screwball
Dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUU…
Clif
And people thought the Amazigirl/Sal alters were bad.
CaptainBatson
*gasp* IMPOSTOR
inqntrol
After that punch from Joyce they had to create them.
desolation0
He’s like a Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Toedad.
Doctor_Who
Shame they haven’t removed the bat that lives under his nose.
Safgaftsa
It can be dangerous to hastily remove foreign objects after an accident.
Twitcher
Well, here goes nothin’… or everythin’, as the case may be.
Dreadhawk177
Toe bandage?
HorchataShake
I want so bad for her to lay the smack down on him (word wise)
Becky is so fucking strong
Sara Hysaro
Likewise! I’m sure she has something awesome to say.
Durandal_1707
Dude got thrown from a car, punched in the face, sustained enough injuries to require a neck brace, and once he recovers, he’s going to prison. He’s already gotten what was coming to him.
My guess is that Becky’s more sad that it had to come to this than angry. He’s still her dad, after all.
Failed by the System
Actually, once he’s been checked out (and deemed to not have a life threating injury), he’s going right to jail, not prison, and once there, he’ll await trial. IF convicted then he goes to prison.
Prison==long term confinement;
jail==short term confinement;
Generally speaking of course.
vlademir1
Well, considering everything he’s going to first likely spend at least a day in the hospital first. The scene here is that of the kind of room one gets put in if admitted, likely for observation in this case, rather than other locales in a hospital such as an ER or what have you.
Once that’s done, they’ll book him then put him in lockup where ever they book him. From there he’ll be transported to an actual institutional jail to await a bail hearing, where because of the risk to a person or persons (Becky, Dina, Joyce) and the nature of and number of his crimes he’ll likely be held without bail until a trial (I can’t picture any DA in the US not pursuing this case since gun+school+kidnapping). After the trial where he’ll most likely be convicted of one or more crimes, then prison likely for much longer than the time period this comic has been stated to ultimately cover seeing he likely won’t be eligible for parole before these kids graduate at the earliest and likely much much longer. Each step of the way though there will be a lot of waiting around and bureaucratic red tape, so “right to” won’t enter into it.
Tomas
By the time he gets to prison, Willis’s kids will be old enough to take over writing and drawing the strip.
David
Man, that must be almost a month in Dumbiverse.
Robert
The average time it takes to be formally sentenced and await a trial date is 36 months
Bicycle Bill
‘I’m sure she has something awesome to say.’
Like, “I forgive you.”
A true Christian hates the sin, but still loves the sinner.
Leorale
Wow, that *would* be pretty incredible.
She does not need to forgive him ever, and I just can’t imagine anyone successfully forgiving him yet. Understanding his mindset, yes, but forgiving? That would be superhero levels of Christian.
desolation0
god tier Christianity
Gigafreak
I thought god-tier Christianity would involve building a planet in seven days
Bicycle Bill
If you read the story of Creation in Genesis, He created the planet in one day.
And God said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. God called the dry ground ‘land’, and the gathered waters he called ‘seas’. And God saw that it was good.
The rest of it — bringing forth plants, animals, and eventually man — was just spiffing the place up a bit.
Needfuldoer
He built the floor and the roof, but took a few days to get around to adding the walls, plumbing, HVAC, and dust bunnies.
saltchocolate
Jesus is much better at forgiving than God. In fact, that’s sort of his purpose: to do the heavy-duty forgiving and to remind God (when he gets in smiting mode) that we’ve been forgiven. At least that’s how it always seemed to me.
Historyman68
Apparently some fundamentalist Christian sects put the onus of forgiveness on the victim, and pretty much insist that she forgive their abuser; if she does not, she’s ostracized more than the abuser himself because she refused to “forgive.” I only am familiar with this in Amish communities in situations of incest/rape; I don’t know if Joyce/Becky’s community would have similar rules, and whether if so, if this kind of gun-related-kidnapping would have a similar response.
tl;dr- I hope Becky doesn’t forgive him just because she SHOULD, but only if she truly feels it.
ObiKemnebi
There’s no such thing as forgiving because you SHOULD. That’s not really forgiving, so much as just dropping the subject. You have to actually FEEL it, otherwise it doesn’t exist. Speaking as a victim of many family atrocities from the bible belt. I can sit in the same room as these people and smile and behave perfectly congenially, but I can’t forgive them. I’m expected to, because it’s the “christian” thing to do, but I just can’t.
If Becky can, good on her. If she can’t, I can totally understand why. But at least she has the strength to face him again when given the choice to walk away. I probably wouldn’t.
Jenny Islander
I think there’s a tendency in fundamentalist Christian communities, but not only there, to confuse forgiveness and reconciliation. Forgiveness was originally an accounting term. To forgive a debt is to cease to expect payment. It has nothing whatsoever to do with reconciliation. Becky could say, “Look, Dad, I don’t expect you to understand me or ever like me as I am, and I’m letting that go–and you are never going to see me again unless I am called to testify in court,” and that would be forgiveness.
Jacknoir
by that definition her forgiving him is more for her sake than for his as she would no longer be expecting something from him that he is unwilling or unable to give.
Jenny Islander
Yes. Kind of turns the conventional wisdom about Christian doctrine on its head, doesn’t it? (Note: I am not claiming to have thought this up on my own. It’s one of about a zillion different strands of Christian theology.)
Cerberus
There is this. Victims are often called upon to “forgive” their perpetrator for things like violence, rape, and so on. And this is especially true of women or queerfolk.
This forgiveness doesn’t extend to things like being gay because a single action is a single action and deserves forgiveness as now they have “re-dedicated themselves to Christ”, but something like a “lifestyle of homosexuality” is a whole mood of behaving on a longer timeframe and is committing a crime against God rather than man and thus does not deserve the same forgiveness unless the person is ready to renounce said queerness and “rejoin the flock”.
So yeah, definitely a mite nervous about the hometown visiting Joyce later as I imagine they’ll at the least want to push Becky and Joyce into dropping the charges.
David
More like “Dad, you need to stop obsessive-compulsively washing your brain. That only leads to rash thoughts.”
Jenny Islander
where’s the dang like button
Yet_One_More_Idiot
I’ve looked everywhere and I CAN’T FIND IT
Packy
I know she has something awesome to say. I’m waiting to hear what Ross says in response.
Leorale
Something incredibly hurtful that hangs over her head for years?
Maybe we’ll be really lucky and he has his mouth wired shut.
Screwball
Most likely the same extreme-religious-BS he’s been babbling the whole time, it’ll just take a few for him to overcome the surprise of seeing Becky actually visit him…
Freezer
Probably he’ll just cling to the delusion that he acted righteously and that she’ll see he was right eventually.
Mr. Random
Based on this. I don’t think so. I think… I think she’ll take the high road here.
saki
Yeah, I don’t think she’s gonna say anything hurtful or “mean” or anything of the sort to him. I feel like she’s more likely to try to explain to him that this is who she is. I could picture her asking if he’ll ever be okay with this. I can picture her asking why he brought a gun. I can even picture her saying she forgives him for what he did to her – but then adding that she will never forgive him for attacking Dina nor pointing a gun at Joyce. But I can’t picture her insulting him. She just doesn’t seem to have the energy for that.
Sara Hysaro