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Highway
Posted on September 8, 2018 by David M Willis

106 thoughts on “Highway”

  1. Mr D

    The Iguanadon

    1. Purblebirb

      Don the Iguana

      1. Marsh Maryrose

        Don Iguana was the head of the sixth largest crime family, and died of humiliation when Don Barzini snubbed him by arranging for a meeting of only the Five Families.

        1. abysswatcher1993

          Is this real The Godfather lore? I dont remember a sixth family of reptilian mobsters.

        2. Clif

          Now I want to read a Godfather comic that focuses on the sixth family.

        3. Cipher

          Now I am imagining that the other five families are secretly reptiles. xD

        4. King Daniel

          Lizard people!!!

        5. Tacos

          Sneople!!!!

    2. Tacos

      Iguana-don’t.

    3. Charlie Spencer

      Iguanadon, dee dee dee-dee dee,
      Iguanagon, dee dee-dee dee.

    4. Zaxares

      Suddenly, Dina appears out of thin air and launches into a heated explanation about how iguanadon is a completely separate species of animal and they aren’t even in the same order of classification, like, YEESH! 😉

      1. King Daniel

        However, Iguanodon – with capitalization and italicization – was named for its teeth, which supposedly resembled those of an iguana.

  2. BBCC

    He looked so smug in the 5th panel. He knew she couldn’t do it.

    1. Xccj

      Oh good I’m not the only one who saw it like that.

    2. Keulen

      To be fair Fuckface looks kinda smug in every panel.

      1. BBCC

        It’s the little smile that makes this time stand out.

  3. ShinyNeen

    Sorry Joyce, Fuckface cares not for the lengths to which you will go for him. You’ll have to learn to break the law for yourself, not for Fuckface, if you want it to truly mean anything.

    1. Delavan

      OK Sartre, back to bed with you.

  4. Kyrik Michalowski

    Oh Joyce, it is 2 steps forward and 1 step back on evreything with you, isn’t it?

    1. ShinyNeen

      In this, Joyce is the Queen.

  5. TheStranger

    Remarkably quick recovery from JoyceFace ™.

    1. LeslieBean4Shizzle

      Damn – I have been Ninjaed.

  6. Victor Riley

    Knew that was gonna happen. 🙂 Go on Joyce… say it.

    SAY IIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!

    1. jeffepp

      It.

      1. Lawzlo

        No, IIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!

        1. Dafydd

          “…pation!”

        2. thejeff

          “That was a tough one to get out.”

        3. Chaucer59

          Fu-f-f-fuh. F-f-f-f-ffff-fuh. *Ahem.*
          F-f-fuh-fuh-fuHUDGEface. Yeah. Sure: Fudgeface. Hello, Fudgeface. Aren’t you a cute wittow Fudgeface. Yes you are. Adorable little fudgedy-wudgedy Fudgeface.

  7. LeslieBean4Shizzle

    I’m honestly surprised by how fast she recovered.

  8. Passchendaele

    You can just hear Joyce’s brain breaking in panel 5

    1. dethtolldotmid

      I imagine it as the Windows error message.

    2. Keulen

      Joyce continues to have the best reaction faces of all the characters in DoA.

  9. Kernanator

    What Joyce will do for Fuckface: Break the law

    What Joyce won’t do for Fuckface: Swear

    1. Spriteless Girl

      Well, yeah it is not like swearing will help anyone.

    2. StClair

      I would do anything for lizard
      But I won’t do that
      No I won’t do that

    3. Walky_Talky

      Fixed it for you:
      What Joyce will do for Fuckface: Break the law

      What Joyce won’t do for Fuckface: Say his name

      1. Spaz

        you’re gosh-darned right!

  10. Stephen Bierce

    *plays a cut from the Off To See The Lizard album*

    1. Marsh Maryrose

      *requests any cut from King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard*

    2. vlademir1

      Meh. I was already listening to The Doors and their ain’t no lizard alive today to beat the King.

  11. Sporky

    Panel 3 is The Cute

  12. butts

    Nice workaround, Joyce.

  13. jeffepp

    Text from Joyce to Walky:
    “In your sister’s bed, making love to…”

  14. tim gueguen

    Call him Mr. Face. That’s what I’d do.

  15. lilyliv

    I love the conspiratorial smile between Joyce and F–“the iguana”–in the third panel. 🙂

  16. Mr. Random

    ‘Friggin face’

  17. DailyBrad

    Fuckface is surprisingly tolerant of Joyce. Granted, I know Fuckface is acclimated to people by now, but it’s still one they haven’t met before.

    I say this, but watch them claw her tomorrow or otherwise snap.

    1. Needfuldoer

      He’s an iguana, not a cat…

  18. Tacos

    Not just an iguana. The iguana.

    1. JessWitt

      It’s his honorific. He commands respect.

  19. Inahc

    Tagged, the iguana.

  20. JessWitt

    Third-panel Joyce is adorable.

    Kicks names, takes butt.

    1. Spaz

      I suddenly have an idea for a second-language educational pornographique series.

      1. Meagan

        This is an amazing idea! Although, reading the “explicit” section of Harry Potter fics on arcviveofourown in Spanish is kind of doing this for me already

  21. Peter

    Joyce is really taking a lot of blows to her prudish upbringing, lately. I love her face in the penultimate panel.

  22. Kris

    I guarantee Fuckface doesn’t care what you call him, because he’s an iguana.

    1. ZerglingOne

      But he’s a comic/cartoon iguana…he could be fully sentient for all we know.

      1. Dana

        Or have Incredible Power(TM).

      2. Delavan

        McFuckface?

        1. Spaz

          Mr McFuckface was my father.

  23. caesaria82

    Some just really excellent Joyce faces in this one.

  24. Just for kix

    Isn’t this why Battlestar Galactica introduced the word Frak? Frakface

    1. Spaz

      I really feel that frak got really frelling overused in the culture. Mayb it’s a load of trelik dren and I should get my mivonks out of my eema, but you need more than one swear word or it gets really frakking stupid.

      just…..yotz.

      Not trying to be a fahrbot about it, though.

      Well, not since the damn series ended.

      maybe it’s all just boll yotz.

      who knows.

      1. NotPiffany

        I miss Farscape. I should rewatch it.

        1. NickG

          ‘Not good frell, bad frell’

  25. BenRG

    For what it’s worth, Joyce, I doubt that Fuck-face cares much about what you call him. So long as you keep tickling him in that sensitive spot, you remain his favourite endotherm.

    Here’s a suggestion: Someone (*coughMarycough*) clues Ruth into a certain lizard’s presence and Joyce helps keep him hidden. Because Malaya isn’t the most conscientious of girls, Joyce and Sarah sort of end up adopting him.

    1. Nikolai Geier

      I think Malaya would take great care to look after Fuckface—the issue is more that she doesn’t like *people*. Iguanas aren’t people.

      I do like the idea of Joyce and Malaya becoming friends (or developing a Joyce-Dorothy-Walky relationship with Joyce-Fuckface-Malaya), though.

      1. JBento

        “Iguanas aren’t people.”

        THAT’S SPECIESIST!

        1. thejeff

          Is it still speciesist when you consider it a big plus?

        2. JBento

          The big plus is them not being human, not not being people.

  26. WikiDreamer

    Joyce’s face in panel 3 is MLP levels of precious.

  27. newllend(henryvolt)

    It be fun to keep seeing Joyce trying to call him by name and failing out of nervous habit.

    “Good morning Fu- *Flinch* The Iguana.”

    1. NotPiffany

      I think she’ll start calling him “Mister Face” before too long. Mainly because I want to see Malaya’s expression when Joyce comes in every daybreak singing “Good mooooorning, Mister Faaaaaaace!”

  28. auroki

    Panel 3 joyce is adorable. Then again I talk to my pets like that too…

  29. Eldritch Gentleman

    The world conspires to corrupt Joyce!

  30. NinjaNick

    Joyce: “Is it okay to call him ‘Fudgeface?'”
    Sal: “No.”

    1. mrnoidea

      “How about Duckface?” “HELL no.”

    2. Ragingagnostic

      How about “Suckface”? That’s probably what he’ll do if she continues staying too close to him like that.

    3. HeySo

      Fudgeface gives an implication that’s pretty much a match to Poopface- so, in classic Walkyverse tradition, it’d just end up with everyone calling the Iguana “Butts”, or possibly even “Butts McGee”. Let us not tread this dark path yet again.

      1. butts

        yo

  31. abysswatcher1993

    If that iguana tells Joyce to commit an arson she will do it. She is a yandere after all.

  32. Ainara

    Frickface!

  33. Stoodmuffin

    Another contender for “favorite strip”

  34. Chris Phoenix

    Falconface.

  35. Darkoneko

    As expected

  36. avstron

    Get this: Malaya is expelled but Fuckface is allowed to stay.
    Definitely a better roommate than anyone.

    1. BenRG

      I’m honestly expecting some kind of misadventure that leads to Joyce somehow inheriting Fuckface and becoming his devoted human!

  37. Bagge

    FUDGE-FACE!!!

  38. Jackson

    Funkface?

  39. Reltzik

    And panel 5 gives us another awesome Joyce face.

  40. Matt

    I see that little iguana smile.

  41. PB

    Good job

  42. JBento

    And now, claw her face off.

  43. Deanatay

    FF: Say mah name, bongo!

    And, yes, the comment section may stare at my butthole. I give them permission.

  44. foducool

    narrator : “but she totally could keep calling him that way, and she did”

  45. Jim

    On a completely unrelated topic, why do so few people in the Dumbiverse have eyes that are a color other than black? Is that just a stylistic choice by David Willis? Or does it have a deeper meaning?

    1. David M Willis

      eye color determines who gets raptured

      1. BBCC

        So, Joyce is being left behind then? That’s …frightening.

  46. Booper Schnoodle

    Welp, now I hear joyce’s voice as Starfire from CN’s teen titans

    1. Booper Schnoodle

      Hynden Walch. What a fun name.

  47. keithcurtis

    Sorry, I’m with Joyce here. I don’t really care if other people use profanity, I don’t use it myself through personal inclination, and would resent needing to just to refer to an iguana. I’m on board with “Mister Face”.

  48. AngryBamboo

    Today, September 8, is national Iguana awareness day and I can’t tell if it would be more or less awesome if this was intentional

  49. ValdVin

    Eyebrows really cap off the last panel Joyce-face.

  50. Some Random Name

    Should have tagged him as “The Iguana”

  51. NF

    This was really well-setup.

  52. Cattleprod

    Not just iguana, THE iguana, like the Batman.

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