Hard to find in a College Dorm, not impossible just difficult. Plus there’s all that security.
Nee Hou
Besides, when they realize you’ve discovered everyone is actually living in a giant spaceship, you mysteriously disappear. Or die from high voltage. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-9fXz3Oog0
Sorry, I’m not sure about the policy on linking to random things. This is just a webcomic called saturday morning breakfast cereal. It’s not spam or anything.
BUT, Danny was sort of caught up in the middle between Blaine and Amazi-Amber. He didn’t fully realize she was the same person until the mask fell off.
etybolik
He *did* have a heavy petting session with her at one point, though. Can’t imagine she woulda used her Amazi-girl voice the entire time.
Luzahn
She is very dedicated to her craft. And slightly psychotic.
Jerden
Slightly psychotic? My friend, you are doing Amber a grave disservice! We’re way past slightly psychotic!
xKiv
Slightly psychotic to her craft, or very dedicated to slightly psychotic?
JeffEpp
Tushy?
John
Yeah, Danny totally should have recognized that Amazi-tushy.
Living next door to someone means nothing. Not everyone interacts with their neighbors.
Kelly
I have been in this apartment of 10 units for over two years and I think I could pick out maybe one of my neighbors in a crowd.
Vim-Hogar
Same for me with my current apartment, but a college dorm’s rather different, especially freshman year.
Jen Aside
What are “nay-boors”? Are they those things just outside the apartment that make noise when I’m trying to sleep?
Bilfred
Remember, nay-boors are just as afraid of you as you are of them. When you are confronted by a nay-boor, make yourself look large and intimidating. The nay-boor will back down and maybe shut up for a night.
Jerden
Yep. For all I know, I could very well be living next to a couple of superheroes.
Or supervillains, for that matter.
John
I live next door to the phone company. I’m pretty sure that qualifies as supervillains.
Actually took Dorothy even longer. Keep in mind, Danny was not actively looking for Amazigirl, Dorothy was. She has met Amazigirl in person multiple times before this, as well as Amber at least once, so if Danny was supposed to guess just due to looks, Dorothy failed that test, too.
Dorothy’s very smart, but Costumed Hero logic fools everyone but seemingly Dina. Danny’s not the dunderhead we’ve grown complacent in thinking he is. well, at least on this front, he did fuck up some other things.
You can’t compare Dorothy and Danny and just say ‘Dorothy should have figured it out, if she couldn’t do it, why would you expect Danny to?’ Why? Because you’re comparing essentially seeing two images overlapping for two minutes with other images flashing on the screen rapidly with seeing them overlapping for 2 and a half hours with one image lazily floating in the way at random.
Dorothy has a) other distractions in her life – she was studying, dealing with Joyce, dealing with Walky, her mind was all over the place with a lot of stuff and b) way way less encounters with Amazi-Girl and Amber for very short periods of time. She saw Amazi-Girl three times, but only briefly, and Amber she pretty much only passed by – you wouldn’t tie random strangers together like that.
Danny however spent extended periods of time with both Amazi-Girl and Amber while not doing much else – to the point where he essentially called himself an idiot for not noticing because it was incredibly obvious when he saw her picture in the paper. He noticed her hair was similar because he thought it would look nice if done like Amazi-Girl’s, their shape was obviously similar especially after multiple extended viewings, and she said things that would seem odd like ‘Amazi-Girl won’t mind!’ and ‘Amazi-Girl likes you for that’. Amber has never mentioned hanging around her, so how would she know what Amazi-Girl would think/why she likes him? The similarities and oddities should have been piling up for Danny, but he just overlooked it all.
222 thoughts on “Holy shit”
Mr. Random
WHY DIDN’T SHE TOSS INTO A TRASH COMPACTOR?
Yotomoe
She didn’t wanna toss into a trash compactor.
No Name
I Think Mr. Random is ranting about the shoe again.
JustCheetoDust
Regardless, it just looks like a question about wanking into a trash compactor.
Gigafreak
May is International Masturbation Month, if memory serves.
Lel
My birthday is on International Masturbation Month? Makes me glad my dad doesn’t celebrate it. That’s a near miss for my existence.
Jen Aside
nah, as long as your conception wasn’t in May [unless you were WAY past your due date]
Harvey Squidman
Or way, way before it.
Some1udontknow
Or she could be talking about Dorothy
Cyan1deDr3ams
Your avatar looks vaguely like Woolie of TBF Zaibatsu
Aizat
Why a trash compactor? Why not an airlock?
Big Ninja Jim
Hard to find in a College Dorm, not impossible just difficult. Plus there’s all that security.
Nee Hou
Besides, when they realize you’ve discovered everyone is actually living in a giant spaceship, you mysteriously disappear. Or die from high voltage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-9fXz3Oog0
Jen Aside
I was expecting Dark City =o
Garth Wallace
I was expecting Megazone 23.
Shogouki
It has awoken…
Stephen Bierce
That could have been a LOT worse. 🙂
Not that it’s OVER.
Fermat
Yeah, frankly it reminds me of this: http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=25
Sorry, I’m not sure about the policy on linking to random things. This is just a webcomic called saturday morning breakfast cereal. It’s not spam or anything.
Bilfred
friggin’ SMBC.
Erichermit
We’re mostly webcomic chaps here, we know about smbc! 😀
Zekiah2
What is this “webcomic” you speak of?
HMRC4EVR
Wait…
there are OTHER web comics besides, Shortpacked, DoA, Sabrina Online, Between Failures, SNAFU and Gunnerkrigg Court??
Woah…heavy.
Jen Aside
“I’ll go… CRAP MY PANTS NOW”
*enters conveniently located bathroom*
Chest Manly
I have a medical condition that makes me incontinent so I crapped my pants but for totally different reasons.
My TMI aside I do wonder what Dorothy will do about Amazi-Girl now that she’s unamasked and has a face to equate with the mask.
JACK KUROSAWA
Chair bursts through door in: 5… 4…. 3…
Aizat
The chair will follow Dorothy, no matter where she is.
Safgaftsa
Two chapters later, the chair will burst through a wall and nail Walky.
Andrew
Walky and Chair Perform a Sex?
Lightning
so….the Chair is DOA’s Blue Spiked Turtle Shell O’ Doom now?
Aizat
Yes.
Keroshino
It’s like a Blue Shell.
Packy
No, the door to the shared half-bath is behind Amber. She’s throwing it… towards the window?
Aizat
And the it hit some poor sod outside.
Mass Confusion
Probably Danny
Jen Aside
except Alt Text says it bounces and hits Amber =C
Yotomoe
No need to throw a chair at ME, Amber. I didn’t out you.
LiaHansen
That is a fucking awesome action pose for throwing a chair in frustration. That’s how you know she’s a superhero.
Doctor_Who
Amber needs a game that will relieve stress. Perhaps Dark Souls.
Shogouki
Might I suggest I Wanna be the Guy?
Doctor_Who
Or Superman 64!
Yeah, what could help relax a superhero more than playing a game where you get to be a superhero?
Aizat
Superman: Shadow of Apokalips?
xKiv
Flappy doge 2048?
Aizat
….Doc, we need talk.
newllend
Again! It took Danny 2 FUCKING weeks to figure this out.
David M Willis
Yeah, and so did Dorothy and she’s a valedictorian journalist who lives next door wait
newllend
Hmmm,Tushay.
Kaiden
BUT, Danny was sort of caught up in the middle between Blaine and Amazi-Amber. He didn’t fully realize she was the same person until the mask fell off.
etybolik
He *did* have a heavy petting session with her at one point, though. Can’t imagine she woulda used her Amazi-girl voice the entire time.
Luzahn
She is very dedicated to her craft. And slightly psychotic.
Jerden
Slightly psychotic? My friend, you are doing Amber a grave disservice! We’re way past slightly psychotic!
xKiv
Slightly psychotic to her craft, or very dedicated to slightly psychotic?
JeffEpp
Tushy?
John
Yeah, Danny totally should have recognized that Amazi-tushy.
timemonkey
Living next door to someone means nothing. Not everyone interacts with their neighbors.
Kelly
I have been in this apartment of 10 units for over two years and I think I could pick out maybe one of my neighbors in a crowd.
Vim-Hogar
Same for me with my current apartment, but a college dorm’s rather different, especially freshman year.
Jen Aside
What are “nay-boors”? Are they those things just outside the apartment that make noise when I’m trying to sleep?
Bilfred
Remember, nay-boors are just as afraid of you as you are of them. When you are confronted by a nay-boor, make yourself look large and intimidating. The nay-boor will back down and maybe shut up for a night.
Jerden
Yep. For all I know, I could very well be living next to a couple of superheroes.
Or supervillains, for that matter.
John
I live next door to the phone company. I’m pretty sure that qualifies as supervillains.
Rutee
….Did amber have extended makeout sessions with amazi girl? that’d be awesome.
PedanticJerkass
I’d love to see someone do a riff on this, but with Amazi-Girl, Danny, and Dorothy. Sure, it wouldn’t make much sense, but it would still be cool.
DailyBrad
Actually took Dorothy even longer. Keep in mind, Danny was not actively looking for Amazigirl, Dorothy was. She has met Amazigirl in person multiple times before this, as well as Amber at least once, so if Danny was supposed to guess just due to looks, Dorothy failed that test, too.
Dorothy’s very smart, but Costumed Hero logic fools everyone but seemingly Dina. Danny’s not the dunderhead we’ve grown complacent in thinking he is. well, at least on this front, he did fuck up some other things.
Sam
You can’t compare Dorothy and Danny and just say ‘Dorothy should have figured it out, if she couldn’t do it, why would you expect Danny to?’ Why? Because you’re comparing essentially seeing two images overlapping for two minutes with other images flashing on the screen rapidly with seeing them overlapping for 2 and a half hours with one image lazily floating in the way at random.
Dorothy has a) other distractions in her life – she was studying, dealing with Joyce, dealing with Walky, her mind was all over the place with a lot of stuff and b) way way less encounters with Amazi-Girl and Amber for very short periods of time. She saw Amazi-Girl three times, but only briefly, and Amber she pretty much only passed by – you wouldn’t tie random strangers together like that.
Danny however spent extended periods of time with both Amazi-Girl and Amber while not doing much else – to the point where he essentially called himself an idiot for not noticing because it was incredibly obvious when he saw her picture in the paper. He noticed her hair was similar because he thought it would look nice if done like Amazi-Girl’s, their shape was obviously similar especially after multiple extended viewings, and she said things that would seem odd like ‘Amazi-Girl won’t mind!’ and ‘Amazi-Girl likes you for that’. Amber has never mentioned hanging around her, so how would she know what Amazi-Girl would think/why she likes him? The similarities and oddities should have been piling up for Danny, but he just overlooked it all.
John
No. It took Dorothy two fucking weeks to figure this out. (Give or take, depending on when exactly you count as the start.)
Danny never did.
Pat
Dorothy was trying to figure it out. Danny said he didn’t want to figure it out on his own.
John
And he didn’t!
Phlebas
I don’t think that’s how Danny spent those weeks.
Shogouki
I hope she talks. She needs to talk about this.
Aizat
Listen, Dorothy. You seen nothing, hear nothing and move to another state if you know what’s good for you.
newllend
Listen to me nothing is going to be ok, fake your death, I repeat fake your death.
Aizat