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Hurry
Posted on May 11, 2024 by David M Willis
I'm at TCAF in Toronto today!  Table 105, in the first floor roundy windows!  You can see my butt from the outside!   Come see me!  And my butt!

198 thoughts on “Hurry”

  1. Ana Chronistic

    “hey, don’t ask questions for which you don’t want to know the answer”

    1. Tan

      She did not technically ask a question

      1. Bash

        And she certainly didn’t ask about Sal.

        1. Nicoleandmaggie

          Particularly not Danny.

      2. Mark

        She didn’t complete the question.

    2. Needfuldoer

      “Don’t ask me no questions, and I won’t tell you no lies.”

      – Some guy named Lynyrd

    3. Kazuma Taichi

      I’ve learned that when people ask me questions that I’ve eventually learned trial and error that my answers are TMI for, I just respond with “are you sure that’s an answer you want”

  2. NGPZ

    Good thing it just an integer.

    Floating point math is harder than undoing a bra XD

    1. RassilonTDavros

      I minored in math and I have no clue what a floating point is. I’m guessing it’s something computery?

      1. BarerMender

        It has to do with how computers handle numbers.

      2. Dara

        Ah, math minor! Good. Floating point numbers are representations of rational numbers in computing hardware. The “floating point” refers to the decimal point, because it can move around within a range of digits of precision available to the hardware.

        (In theory, they’re representations of all real numbers, but since they have finite precision, they cannot represent numbers such as e or pi in a true theoretical sense; they can only store adequate approximations.)

        1. HueSatLight

          rational numbers are approximated too. And sometimes integers. Like if you have a really huge integer, it’s not going to be precise.

        2. Dara

          Yes, yes, you are technically correct, I did note the finite nature in my note on limits of precision.

        3. Mark

          Nah, if you had the time and the patience you could count all of the atoms in the universe, and then you’d have a huuuuge integer that is precise all the way to the units column.

          Floating-point representation is a notation that trades precision for range by using something akin to “scientific notation” so that a small fixed-size storage element can hold (approximations of) very large numbers. See a discussion of IEEE Standard for Floating-Point Arithmetic for one way of doing it.

      3. Jamie

        Here’s a video from jan misali about floating point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQhj5RGtag0

        1. Kazuma Taichi

          I was gonna find pannenkoek’s video where he tangents into floating points for a bit, but honestly having jan misali with a video strictly on the topic is a better call regardless

      4. someone

        Floating point is why sometimes computers will fail to perform math correctly.

        Computers do not work with real numbers, at their core they only work with integers. Even just making them work with signed integers requires a bit of a kludge — one of the bits will be used as a sign bit. Imagine if instead of writing -10, for example, you’d write like 50000010 because by convention, “fifty million” meant “negative”.

        So when you need decimal points, more kludges are needed. Floating point is how computer represent real numbers, or rather a subset of rational numbers. There’s a sign bit, as above, followed by an exponent, and finally the mantissa. The base, obviously, is base 2, not base 10 as we use in daily life.

        Anyways long story short, Pi for your computer is stored as something like 13176795 * 2^-22, at least in basic floats (the “single-precision” representation, that only uses 32 bits).

      5. clif

        Floating point numbers are imaginary numbers in the sense we choose to imagine that they let computers handle real numbers.

    2. cbwroses

      I’m sure it is since I don’t even know what you’re talking about, but I used to be able to undo a bra one handed (I’m out of practice so I don’t know if I still have the skill).

      1. NGPZ

        Wow talk about a lucky break.

        Floating point values are how most computer hardware store and represent decimal point values (like 6.9) in binary.

        Except it’s not equal to exactly that, something more like 6.900000095

        their innate imprecision is something that must be accounted for when using them for coding software including games

        1. Dara

          I’ve long kind of felt that losing processor support for BCD mathematics, while it was done for entirely understandable reasons, created enough problems that keeping it around and improving it might well’ve been worthwhile. At least in some applications.

          (The fact that I’ve actually had to implement BCD mathematics a project probably ties into this. It would’ve been a lot faster with processor support, obviously.)

        2. clif

          Converting between BCD and binary is easy and fast enough that I can’t imagine what problems and applications you mean. The only place we need decimal is human compatible input and output. Now I can see a (somewhat weak) argument that we should have gone with two part rational representations in the machine, treating everything as fractions, but I’m clueless what operating in pretend decimal would have bought us. Yes, there can be some imprecision in converting between decimal and binary fractions, but the extra bits of precision not tied up in a less space efficient BCD representation more than make up for it.

        3. thejeff

          Not sure what real uses BCD has, but I still occasionally work with fixed point arithmetic when we need both defined precision and decimal values.

        4. Dara

          Arbitrarily large and exact precision mathematics is the use case. What you then want to use that for, I mean, clearly, there aren’t enough cases for people to bother keeping it around. (Or I wouldn’t’ve been tasked with writing a maths library for it.) In this case I know they were testing to 80 digits of precision but was also told they only really needed 20 most (MOST) of the time, but it _always_ needed be digit accurate.

          (And one of the people involved was literally ex-NASA so I’m presuming they had sound reasons.)

          I mean obviously this can be managed, the solution is bring in someone like me to write them a library. But given that sometimes you need your precision to be really precise, I’ve always been a little “shoulda kept BCD as an operations option in the processor.”

        5. thejeff

          Right. Makes sense. Fixed point gets you the precision, but doesn’t get you the arbitrarily large at the same time.

      2. Chaucer59

        Agreed. I never understood what all the fuss is about. Bras are easy to undo. All it takes is a two-finger grip and a sharp tug in the right direction.

    3. ValdVin

      “We were both clothed equally a positive integer amount to three decimal places!”

    4. MacareuxMoine

      Given the fact that the English language identifies single items of clothing by plural terms, floating point numbers wouldn’t surprise me at all.

    5. Sharaku

      Programming perspective:

      2, 14, 1000 and -95737 are integers
      2.1, 14.557, 1000.00 and -95737.00001 are floats

  3. Sirksome

    This friend group is weirdly open about their sexual activity. Like maybe you talk about doing it but do you really talk about other people fucking too. I wonder if Jennifer got railed today? Has Ethan been pounding lately? This is normal.

    1. Thag Simmons

      I mean contextually it doesn’t seem that weird to mention why you got kicked out of your room, although Joyce is perhaps being overly detailed about it.

    2. furubatsu

      Joyce is being Joyce in that even with her progress it still flusters her, but most people would mention they’ve been sexiled by their roommate

    3. Taffy

      Seems pretty normal to me.

    4. Yeet

      dorothy and joyce definitely have less than clear boundaries towards each other

    5. morleuca

      My friend group is definitely this open about most of life’s events, sex included. Of course a lot of have been with each other at least once or twice in the past, so we have to come up with different ways of making each other uncomfortable.

    6. thejeff

      Part of it here is just Joyce being flustered by Dorothy thinking they might have just had sex and not being able to stop thinking about Sal and Danny doing it.

      1. Millicent Bystander

        And desperately wanting to watch. (I think Joyce wants to personally observe friends having sex in order to work up her courage to try it herself some day.)

    7. Rose by Any Other Name

      Kinda depends on the friend group.
      I currently belong to two very different friend groups IRL.
      In one, it would be weird if we didn’t talk about our recent sexual exploits. One of the friends in that group actively streams herself having sex.

      Meanwhile, the Other friend group – I don’t think we’ve ever mentioned having sex at all. The only way any of us know any of the others in that group have had sex is because we all have kids.

    8. pope suburban

      It was pretty common to let others know you’d been sexiled when I was in college. It happens, and can prevent a really awkward entry into a dorm room should the door not be locked.

    9. Ana Chronistic

      weirdly open is when we were buying condoms and a friend of ours was working the checkout
      (this was before the florious advent of self-checkout)

  4. RassilonTDavros

    Seriously though, Joyce is rocking that shirt.

    1. Agemegos

      That’s more than I can say for Dorothy, whose outfit I do not care for.

      1. Schpoonman

        The sweater vest is throwing me.

        1. Steelbright

          I actually think the outfit is quite cute. I’m wondering if Dorothy decided to wear it open like that on purpose after their night out, though… she usually doesn’t show cleavage, does she? Maybe she’s trying something new.

          Joyce in Joe’s shirt is really phenomenal though, ofc

        2. bemisawa

          Yeah, it’s a good shirt. I don’t recall seeing him wearing it, but it’s kind of delightfully, unnecessarily loud.

        3. Vanessa

          I thought Dorothy looked quite fetching and kind of sexy.

        4. Rabbit

          I feel like we’ve seen that shirt or a variant on it pre- tryingtobebetter joe

        5. Needfuldoer

          She’s worn it before.

        6. clif

          Thank you for your research.

        7. Agemegos

          I know, right. Does it have tank-top straps?

        8. zee

          The sweater vest/cleavage combo is hot

  5. Jo_cubstar

    Hey Willis, If you’re gonna be at 105, why is 146 circled on the map?

    1. Taffy

      My guess: To trick stupid people into visiting an unrelated booth and see how long it takes them to notice.

      1. clif

        Well, that’s what you and I would do. But Willis is likely better than that, and just used pre-existing map art so he could better use the time to lavish more loving attention on his daily gift to us, the readers.

        1. Jo_cubstar

          I’m just confused cause the circling for both tables looks similar

  6. HueSatLight

    There were also both wearing socks, like deviants.

    1. Chaucer59

      I used to think leaving your socks on during sex was kind of dorky. Then I married a woman who found it erotic. If it floats your partner’s boat, why fight it?

      1. ValdVin

        My late wife had literal (but not metaphorical) cold feet and wore socks to bed about half the year, and would leave them on during sex. Every so often I’d give her a present of cute socks. We took to calling them “sex socks”.

      2. zee

        Depends on how high the socks go. Once they reach the knee or thigh most people find that erotic.

    2. Ophidiophile

      I think socks are more footwear than clothes.

      1. Taffy

        This has the same energy as “Is soup a sandwich?” and I can’t elaborate on why.

        1. CianM1301

          I agree with the idea that socks could be considered footwear rather than clothes, since socks aren’t entirely necessary when wearing shoes (but do increase the comfort of wearing shoes), and can be worn on their own like other footwear such as slippers, sandals, etc.
          But how on God’s Green Earth is soup a sandwich?

        2. clif

          Trust me, a soup sandwich tastes much better than socks.

          Somewhat messy, but you can’t have everything. It wouldn’t fit on a sandwich.

        3. thejeff

          If we’re dealing with categorization why is “footwear” distinct from “clothes”?

          I’d argue they’re both.

        4. CianM1301

          I would consider acceptance of being worn in public is what distinguishes footwear from clothes.
          In this scenario, while socks and shoes are both footwear, shoes could be considered clothes because wearing just socks on your feet in public would be considered more unusual than wearing shoes without socks.
          The same can also be applied for my former examples of slippers and sandals. While they can be worn in public, they’re not the social norm (except in specific circumstances like sandals being more acceptable to wear in coastal or beachside cities).

        5. thejeff

          Are you suggesting that shoes are clothes, but socks not?

          Would this mean that underwear also aren’t clothes?

          Or am I misunderstanding you completely?

  7. Schpoonman

    “Your ex’s scalding hot twin is boning your other ex.”

    Yeah, not a great day to be Dorothy.

    1. jeffepp

      She has no other choice. She must seduce Sal now. It’s the only option.

      1. Schpoonman

        Hey, that was Danny’s reaction to Walky hooking up with Amber after he had broken up with Dorothy, and it worked for him.

        1. Steelbright

          OMG there’s too many parallels. Illuminati confirmed

        2. Sajuuk-Khar

          Dorothy: SAL! I demand you teach me to be a lesbian, that I may seduce Joyce!

          Sal: That’s gonna be real difficult seeing’ as Ah ain’t, and Ah can prove it, in fact Ah’m provin’ it right now.

          Danny: Dorothy congratulations but can we do this another time?

        3. Michael Steamweed

          Lesbianification is probably out for both of them. But bisexualization is still a possibility! Research into this is called for.

      2. butting

        OR! Seduce Joyce & Joe in one go Slipshine.

  8. NGPZ

    Sorry if off topic but,

    Finally got my Discord Account back!!!! Thank you all so very much for your support!!!! ?

    *plays “Guess Who Is Back” by Koda Kumi on hacked muzak*

    1. cbwroses

      Congrats

    2. True Survivor

      Congratulations! (or as they say in my family, “congradumalations”)

    3. Taffy

      Eyyyyyyy

    4. Amós Batista

      Yeeeesss!! ?

  9. DailyBrad

    I love Dorothy’s ensemble, but I detect that underneath the yellows and purples, she is green with envy.

  10. jeffepp

    So, if Joyce analogs with Agatha, that makes Joe Gil. That means Dorothy is Tarvek, which totally tracks.

    1. Sajuuk-Khar

      …Oh no I see it and I love it D: Dammit I already OT3 shipped them and now it’s worse!!!

    2. Jamie

      What. No. Huh. Well. Okay. Yes.

      1. David DeLaney

        Janet! Dr. Scott! Janet! Rocky! UNGH!

        1. Chaucer59

          You left out “Janet!” “Brad!”

        2. David DeLaney

          I figured if we were already partway in I’d better just go deep

    3. Michael Steamweed

      Huh. Yeah, I’m seeing the parallels.

      *laments the probability that I’ll never see Agatha slipshine stuff

      1. jeffepp

        Yeah, about that… There’s an old comic on there, called XXXenophile…

        1. Mturtle7

          To be fair, Agatha herself is not featured in XXXenophile, since that comic series actually ended long before Girl Genius began. But yeah, same art style, similar character designs, plenty of mad (sexy) science involved.

        2. Steamweed

          Oh, I’ve _got_ the Xxxenophile stuff. All of ’em. Been a Foglio fan for decades. 🙂

  11. Nono

    Dorothy: “darn it, I should have pounced on that motorcycle ass when I had the chance.”

    Joyce: “what?”

    Joe: “what?”

    Dorothy: “…nothing.”

  12. Sajuuk-Khar

    Dorothy, as the person who wrote like 7,000 words about you getting plowed, it is genuinely upsetting to see you made to hold so many L’s, like they were memetic limes D:

    1. Steelbright

      Not sure i get this comment, but I see your not-so-sneaky link and i shall follow it XD

      1. Smallmoon

        Why Can’t I Hold All These Limes? is an image macro series featuring a man attempting to carry several limes in his hands while they appear to be falling from his grasp. Derivatives often feature other characters failing to secure a variety of objects.

    2. Taffy

      Hey, that’s some half-decent smut you got there. Nice character voice.

      1. Sajuuk-Khar

        Thank you, thank you. I try.

  13. True Survivor

    Joyce may think that positive integer was integral to her experience, but it was Joe who finding the area under her curves.

    1. Schpoonman

      First of all, how dare you?

    2. Vanessa

      Very nice

    3. Tan

      And yet Joe did not approach Joyce’s limit.

      1. Michael Steamweed

        Foreplay first; calculus when Joyce is ready.

        1. clif

          Okay, but analytic geometry is the foreplay to calculus.

        2. Steamweed

          You smooth talker, you!

        3. David DeLaney

          meanwhile, they can just explore each other’s topologies

    4. Michael Steamweed

      Joe’s careful attention to Joyce speaks volumes about him.

  14. Tyler

    Sal: Awright, ya ready fer the ride of yer life?

    Danny: my last sexual encounter involved hanging off the end of a rope from a rooftop, going at it with someone with daddy issues

    Sal: Mama issues will hafta do, now let me show ya watta Mario Kart power slide feels like in real life!

    1. Icalasari

      Would think Sal’s response would be more, “…Gimme a minute t’figure out how ta top that”

      1. CianM1301

        Well, when we last saw them, she was already topping him, so that’s a good start.

  15. Segnosaur

    I wonder why Dorothy would be jealous or care about Danny having sex. Unlike walkey, her breakup with Danny seemed to be final (with more of a “you and I aren’t compatible” rather than a “I need to concentrate on my studies”)

    1. Steelbright

      I’m wondering if she’s just jealous that other people are all getting some in general while she’s not having such luck. It happens

      1. Coatl

        In fact, this would be a pretty compelling reason.

        Dorothy may still have her doubts about her decision, but that shouldn’t stop her from having the opportunity to experience new things.

        Yes, of course it won’t be easy, but if your turn to shine comes, it will come.

        1. Coatl

          *she will have her turn to shine, it will come.

        2. Vanessa

          Yes, I thought it was more that all of her exes are no longer available. And other people find them desirable while she is single… And she knows that she is the architect of her own loneliness.

    2. Shogo

      Well, when she first found out about Danny and Amber she was bothered by it. She seemed to want him to be hung up over her for a good while, and got annoyed by his ability to move on even though I’m pretty sure she’d also moved on to Walky by the time she learned about Danny and Amber.

      So I could see her being jealous of Danny’s continuing romantic success now that he’s with Sal while she herself is stuck in a dry spell.

      1. Bash

        I think if you dump someone who is (in your perspective) perhaps a bit of a loser, it is disconcerting to see he is so desirable to other girls.

        I’m not trying to dunk on Danny but I think Dorothy brought out some of his worst tendencies, in terms of people pleasing and simply being a follower.

    3. HueSatLight

      On the sea of loneliness, Danny is a familiar harbor. I suspect that during the timeskip, Dorothy went to proposition Danny. https://www.dumbingofage.com/notinterested/

      1. HueSatLight

        like right now, are they in Beck or Clark? Is she looking for Walky? When nobody answers the door, will she knock on his neighbor’s door, to ask if they’ll let her into his room for whatever reason? And Arnold answers the door.

        1. Needfuldoer

          You know what? It could work.

      2. Vanessa

        That does look like a “oh yes boning Joe was very hot and I both regret doing it and regret not doing it again and again.”

        1. HueSatLight

          I’m fairly certain Dorothy did not have sex with Joe.

    4. zee

      Just extra salt in the already pent up, lonely wound

    5. Tan

      Pretty sure this is “Danny is having sex with someone and I’m not” jealousy rather than “Someone is having sex with Danny and I’m not” jealousy.

    6. Wereg

      I don’t think she’s jealous or cares, I think it’s more that she doesn’t particularly want to hear about her ex’s sex life.

  16. Suet

    Aw, they’re blushing at each other now. That’s nice.

    But what do you actually want to hear from her, though, it’s not like there were any intimate physical touching involved

  17. Coatl

    Well, leaving aside that perhaps Joyce gave too much information, I’ll just say that a blushing Dorothy looks pretty in the second panel.

  18. Steelbright

    Gotta love Joyce hiding behind Joe’s bicep while he’s sticking out of the frame. Perfect

  19. bejouled

    Seriously love Joyce’s specific and accurate description in panel 3. Yes, my sister in Autism, yes!

  20. sultryglebe

    Assuming their best option is now to hang out in Joyce’s room, will there be more roommate shenanigans?

    1. Needfuldoer

      If Sarah catches them together while Joyce is still wearing one of Joe’s shirts?

      Do you even have to ask?

      1. clif

        I see no downside.

  21. IntangibleMatter

    Ugh, boring. Tell me when they’re both clothed an irrational number amount, or an imaginary number amount.

    1. brionl

      Oh, get real.

      1. ValdVin

        Sometimes the line between boning and not boning is complex.

        1. clif

          And sometimes it’s a fractal quaternion.

    2. David DeLaney

      Willis does NOT want to try to DRAW either of those

      1. Mark

        “…by the way, there is such a thing as a tesseract.”

        1. clif

          How come everybody talks about hypercubes and almost nobody talks about hypertesseracts? It’s so unfair.

        2. David DeLaney

          well, not in those words they don’t

          –Dave, it’s hyper^n all the way up

  22. Comic.phile

    Dorothy is dressed like Joyce…

  23. Xtifr

    DoA volume 13: We Were Both Clothed Equally a Positive Integer Amount

  24. Shakes

    Can things get any lower for Dorothy? Probably!

    1. Reltzik

      Things can always get worse.

      (Source: Reality.)

      1. Michael Steamweed

        Secondary source: The entire span of Dumbing of Age events.

        1. clif

          Tertiary source: Mike

        2. Mturtle7

          Alternate secondary source: your mom. For a nickel.

        3. David DeLaney

          Mike pauses, and allows as how she wasn’t actually worse

  25. Lamppost

    I can’t recall a certain sitcom character ever wearing this

  26. DashWallkick

    Watching Joyce keep switching between “I would NEVER EVER EVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT” as well as repressing her deeply obvious autistic urge to ask “…can….can I watch” is incredibly endearing.

  27. HueSatLight

    Anyone see the auroras? They’ve apparently been visible as far South as Atlanta (around the same latitude as Algiers). They were too faint for me when I looked, by out in the countryside, my mom could see them a little, and her phone could see them a lot.

    1. Chaucer59

      My daughter in Iowa City saw them tonight.

    2. Dara

      I did! I posted some pics from north of Seattle on my Mastodon account! You don’t need an account to see them.

    3. Needfuldoer

      The Aurora Borealis?

      At this time of year? In this part of the country?

    4. Taffy

      The what? Fuck Illinois, our sky is bullshit.

      1. clif

        Yeah! Anyone can have auroras. But a sky full of bullshit is something else!

        To say nothing of the bulls.

    5. Michael Steamweed

      We saw them last night a bit in the North Texas area. People on the far outskirts of Houston got a glimpse, too!

    6. zee

      The huh???????

    7. OBBWG

      Had to work just outside Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin last night at midnight. The center of the aurora activity at it’s peak time. Taking pictures with a phone brought out incredible color. If I could figure out how to post pics here I would.

  28. Cmasta1992

    I don’t dislike Dorothy but is kinda fun to see her get dunked on

  29. a/snow/mous/e

    just hit me that Sarah’s probably been worried sick after Joyce never came back from her drinking escapades

    1. buddascrayon

      Sarah also follows Joyce’s Instagram. Likely with a baseball bat in her free hand.

    2. Reltzik

      Very likely, except for the part where you think YOU’RE the one who’s getting hit.

    3. CianM1301

      Worse still, once Sarah finds out Joyce spent the night with Joe, she will be going for his kneecaps.

  30. Reltzik

    … So the cheek color suggests to me that Dorothy is feeling some sort of way when she asked that question in Panel 2….

    1. Sajuuk-Khar

      Panel 2 Dorothy: genuinely interested! Neurons activated!

      Panel 4 Dorothy: ashamed, deflated, defending herself from rampant disappointment

      Panel 6 Dorothy: a world where Danny is getting fucked and I’m not is an unjust, disgusting world

      1. clif

        We may never actually know what Dorothy was going to ask. Events got sidelined by Joyce’s assumption of what the question was.

    2. David M Willis

      Cheek lines CAN mean non-aroused feelings like embarrassment!

      1. Taffy

        Yeah, but we probably shouldn’t dip into that sort of speculation. Artistic/authorial intent can be hard to guess with just visual cues.

        1. Mturtle7

          Truly, the intentions of Willis are mysterious and inscrutable.

          IS there even a Willis?? How would we know?!?

        2. David DeLaney

          temporary burial of the author

      2. Reltzik

        And non-aroused feelings like embarrassment DO fall under the heading of “feeling some sort of way”, so nyeh.

  31. Ophidiophile

    Poor Joe. He greets Dorothy nicely, and doesn’t get acknowledged.

    1. Michael Steamweed

      Politeness is nice and all, but more important is who’s doing whom right now, and is it spreading? (ba dum tsss)

      1. clif

        If Joe wanted to be acknowledged he should have worn a hat.

  32. Amós Batista

    Dorothy is using the same clothes when she had the First time with Walky. ?

  33. Da Boy

    Poor Dotty, first the hangover, then annoyed Becky and now This.

    1. Dara

      yeah

      for reals

  34. DarkoNeko

    stuck walking in the corridors, in underwear

  35. Hoboturtle

    What would be a negative integer amount? Cause I’m assuming nudity at 0.

    1. CianM1301

      If nudity is 0, a negative integer would probably involve the removal of skin.

      1. Schpoonman

        Me and a coworker were talking about degloving today.

      2. David DeLaney

        THE CLOTHES ARE COMING
        FROM INSIDE THE MOUTH

  36. Yeet

    exiting your bf’s room while holding his hand to find your bestie who you jacked off with once who’s now dressed like you generally are must be a little weird

    1. clif

      Eh. It’s college.

  37. Disastroid

    “Birds do it, bees do it / Even educated fleas do it / Let’s do it! / Let’s remind Dorothy that she’s not getting any”

  38. Plaaaaaa

    Next words out of Joyce’s mouth will be the frequency, size and smell of her poops that morning.

    1. Schpoonman

      That’s just mean, considering how much Dot is missing Walky right now.

  39. Michael Steamweed

    if Joe_clothing_quantity == Joyce_clothing_quantity:
    joyce_hangup_premarital_hanky-panky = 1
    else:
    joyce_hangup_premarital_hanky-panky = 0

  40. Stephen Nedland

    When your ex is getting more action, than you.

  41. C.T. Phipps

    Dorothy doesn’t want Danny but doesn’t want Danny to have their own Walkerton.

    1. clif

      She could save so much frustration if she just bought the proper gaming platform and asked Booster if she could hang out playing it in their room in her underwear.

      Booster is into kinky psychological experiments.

    2. thejeff

      I think she’s fine with it in theory, but doesn’t really want to be confronted with the reality. Which is honestly pretty common.

  42. Throwatron

    okay dorothy honey sweetie

    i think maybe you’ll feel a little better if you go do some laundry

  43. Rabisch

    Everything reminds Dorothy of the fact that she doesn’t have a lover. She should go talk to Sarah, but even her is now finding the courage to talk to Jacob.

    1. Da Boy

      And it’s a misery of her own doing

  44. Opus the Poet

    I’m still trying to wrap my head around a negative amount of clothes. Like how can you have less than no clothes?

    1. David DeLaney

      For a while, Sal was minus one black top

  45. anon

    …did dorothy’s chest get biger or is her shirt making her cleavage stand out lol (bc other htan without a bra it feels like a sweater vest over that would jsut feel tight/uncomfrotable but maybe that’s just me)

    1. NGPZ

      Fanservice finds a way

      1. anon

        nothing wrong with that but it makes me think of the troy community quot elike “i prefer women in pajamas i jutst wanna know that htey’re comfortable”

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