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Hurt
Posted on September 11, 2014 by David M Willis
maskpreview04   "Mask or No Mask," a whopping sixteen pages of new smutty content, is now up on Slipshine for those who subscribe!  (There are technically seventeen pages, but the final page is actually today's comic reshuffled.)  There is nakedness, parts touching, and a look into the psychology of Amber/Amazi-Girl.  That's right, the "mask" in the title is figurative, so, no, it's not hilarious to point out that it's "spoiled." /:) This might be a little tacky for me to say, but I'm going to put this out there anyway -- I draw fantastic pornography.

263 thoughts on “Hurt”

  1. Camachri

    And THAT’s how you do hard-hitting journalism, folks.

    1. Maveric1984

      Dorothy already knows how to do journalism with Danny.

      1. Kerry

        but does she know how to do journalism with amber?

        1. David Herbert

          Maybe that’s covered in a later class.

        2. The_Master

          Slipshine!

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      Some hard-core investigating going on here.

    3. DrBear

      Don’t you mean PROBING journalism?

    4. Bridgebrain

      How the hell’d you manage hover text in a comment?

      1. Jen Aside

        NOTE – You can use these HTML tags and attributes:
        <a href=”” title=””> <abbr title=””> <acronym title=””> <b> <blockquote cite=””> <cite> <code> <del datetime=””> <em> <i> <q cite=””> <strike> <strong>

        1. SeanNOLA

          BUTTSbutts.

      2. gwalla

        MAAAAGIC

    5. Scott

      > Hard hitting.

      Yeah it was.

    6. Al Schroeder

      I’m sure Lois Lane would agree.

  2. An Average Loser

    Aftermath Pt. 2

  3. Jen Aside

    WELL THEN

  4. Maveric1984

    Spoilers! Geeze!

    1. Jen Aside

      Yeah, I was expecting Galasso and ARNOLD, Alt-Text!

      1. Maveric1984

        I was more referring to the fact that this page is actually the last page in Mask or No Mask, but yes, that works too

      2. Deanatay

        FOOLS! As if the MIGHTY Galazzo, unquestioned RULER of Galazzo’s Pizza (and Subs) (and, someday, THE WORLD) would STOOP to having sex with a…

        um…

        Which gender were you, again?

        1. Roborat

          With Galasso, forget gender, the question could very likely be what species.

    2. Doctor_Who

      Galasso and Mary? I’d ship it.

      Which one is crazier, you think?

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        I’d ship it to Timbuktu.

        1. Camachri

          “FOOLS!”
          “FOOOOOOOOOOOLS!”

        2. AgentKeen

          Anytime someone says fool(s), I read it in Excalibur’s voice from ‘Soual Eater’.

        3. Andrusi

          Personally, my mind adds in a whip crack courtesy of Franziska von Karma.

        4. airyu

          omg me too.

        5. Cybersnark

          I still default to Aku.

          FOOOOLISH SAM-UR-AI.

        6. Jen Aside

          I like a The Tick twist

          *holds up spoon*
          FOOOOOOOL!
          FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

        7. Brady Kj

          I’ll call it right now. The next strip will in fact be Galasso and Mary.

      2. Jen Aside

        Obviously, [Not Appearing In This Comic]

  5. Yotomoe

    Like if I have pink or brown nipples. Only the best interviewers figure THAT one out.

    1. newllend

      Wait a minute so does that mean Dorothy has to have sex with her to find out more about her?

      1. Catullus

        That’s certainly what Daisy would suggest.

        1. Sir Robin

          And take pictures, obviously

        2. Kaoy

          Of course. As any good journalist knows, without the proper pictorial evidence one can not assure their readers that it did happen.

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        I wonder how Joyce will feel about that? 😀

        1. Jen Aside

          If she’s smart, she’s feel about it with as many fingers as possible

        2. Chaucer59

          Fingers, sure, but also tongue, lips, nipples, ears, other lips–wherever the nerve-endings are unoccupied.

        3. Jen Aside

          FEET

    2. StClair

      “Do you like… pink?”

  6. Khaner

    Glasso X Mary? Nah, Glasso X Dexter more like it.

    1. -Sentinel-

      Galasso X Mary cosplaying as Dexter?

      1. Jen Aside

        Mary drawing GalassoxDexter?

    2. Kelly

      Which Dexter? The H.A., the one with the laboratory, or the serial killer killer?

      1. Opus the Poet

        Why not all three? That should be an interesting party.

  7. Ele

    You do draw fantastic pornography. Hope you continue to put out more and more 🙂

    1. LeslieBean4Shizzle

      Agreed on both counts!
      And Willis – you are the reason I have a Slipshine membership now.
      Looking forward to whatever porn you draw next!

      1. pumacatrun2

        same here for the reasoning for subscribing to slipshine. also because anathema but primarily doa…hoping you saw my comment on the homepage willis, i’ll donate to the patreon once i see some bllie/ruth, destructive or not i’d pay hella for that

    2. Yossarian Duck

      And that your characters put out more and more.

      1. Opus the Poet

        Only when it makes sense for the story, like here. Most comics would just suggest this stuff happens at best. Willis gives us more than just a suggestion.

    3. Nogre

      Indeed. I’m just really hoping we’ll get to see some man-on-man action soon. I love the Slipshines we’ve had so far, but it’s really strange being a gay man paying for Slipshine mainly to read straight/lesbian porn. Though there’s some good m/m stuff that’s kept me happy in the meantime, and I still like the not gay stuff to see that side of those characters. It’s awesome how much characterization takes place in those comics.

  8. newllend

    She’s just waiting for something to go wrong.

  9. The Weird One

    I am fulfilled. I have seen my otp happy. Should the Norns decide my fate is to die this day, I… Actually, I would have a TON of regrets. Seriously, so much shit left to do, and people left to creep the hell out of.

    But THIS would not be one of them. Godspeed, Willis. Godspeed.

  10. timemonkey

    So, was this Amber’s first time?

    1. Catullus

      I believe so.

      1. Maveric1984

        1 and a half. She did some stuff with Ethan at their prom. Just not all the way.

        1. JWLM

          If that counts, then she’s really at one and two halves — she and Danny didn’t use the AmaziCondoms because they couldn’t figure out how to get her costume off.

        2. Maveric1984

          So it’s like how a house can have 1 and 2 half bathrooms?

    2. Jen Aside

      There can be MANY first times! Take your pick!

      1. Nogre

        Virginity is a weird concept. I always preferred Laci Green’s term “sexual debut.” Makes it much more empowering, which is what it should be!

  11. Ailorn

    Well this is cute 🙂

  12. Phil

    At last, my OTP Galary will become canon!

    1. Doctor_Who

      I like Marasso better. It sounds like a supervillain organization, and let’s face it, that’s what they would be.

      1. LiaHansen

        Gary

      2. Jen Aside

        Gamassy

  13. Yotomoe

    Now we know that Danny’s a bottom. At least when it comes to ladies.

    1. J-Debs

      I’m guessing he’s like that either way. Danny is a bottom no matter the context.

      1. Yotomoe

        Danny is Life’s Bottom.

    2. chrisashtear

      You gotta fight for top, that’s the most fun way. If you are flexible anyway, and can flip without having to readjust

  14. GoogerGeiger

    How come Amber gets TWO Slipshine pornos? Isn’t that a little gratuitous?

    1. Maveric1984

      Well, so’s her butt, so there is that…

      1. Catullus

        I have read that some men are predisposed towards such.

        1. Maveric1984

          And they cannot tell fibs about it either.

        2. Dean

          Nor can their male siblings attest otherwise.

        3. BalRog gets a "D"...and PASSES!!!

          Apparently those siblings, when in the presence of females who combine the desired derriere with a miniscule abdomen, experience erectile events.

        4. Roborat

          And somehow milkshakes are involved. I just don’t understand kids these days.

    2. Doctor_Who

      We voted fair and square.

      1. GoogerGeiger

        I’d like to think the voting only slightly influences Willis’ ultimate decision.

        1. Maveric1984

          Well, there is the fact that he’d been planning a Sal x Jason comic for months now with no progress, but managed to knock this one out in about 3 days planning to posting…

        2. Kelly

          He just hadn’t done it from what I gather, it wasn’t time yet. If he had started, which he was about to, he probably would have had it done in the same amount of time…

          Anyway, different universes.

        3. gwalla

          More than slightly, judging by his “Well crap, now I have to crank out an entire comic I wasn’t expecting to” reaction.

    3. Plasma Mongoose

      Amber and Amazi-Girl are kinda like two different people, so…

    4. Yotomoe

      I prefer the chubby ladies what can I say. She and Billingsworth will get my vote in every slipshine forever.

      1. Maveric1984

        Indeed Yotomoe! Huzzah for chubby ladies!

      2. Camachri

        so if a Sierra slipshine was ever to be a possibility…

        1. Maveric1984

          She’d probably need to gain her Freshman 15 in like the next week.

        2. Yotomoe

          She’s the exception to the rule.

    5. Darth Cariss

      It’s so anyone that stumbles across them but doesn’t read the comic will just think Amber bangs a lot of dudes.

    6. Maxy

      He actually acknowledged that he was unsure about doing two Amber-related slipshines, but ultimately he left it up to the voting. (I personally voted Amazi-Girl + Danny because he said Sal + Jason was inevitable, Amazi-Girl + Danny wasn’t.) But it did indeed come down to the vote, and yes he did think of this.

  15. Stephanie

    Well this has at least cheered me up from the last page. So yay!

  16. Plasma Mongoose

    So Mary will be getting up to some shenanigans tomorrow eh? I’m strangely excited by this prospect.

    1. Yotomoe

      Marcie and Sierra in bed together.

      1. Camachri

        …

        Please elaborate.

        1. Yotomoe

          I’ll leave it to the imagination.

        2. Maveric1984

          Hmmm, the hover text comments don’t work on a tablet…

        3. garaden

          Firefox for Android will show them on a long press, though it won’t show more than one line. Add-ons can allow you to see hover text that exceeds one line. I wrote one, called Show Tooltips For Android 🙂

        4. Kerry

          /pulls out sketchbook

        5. Jen Aside

          Is that a euphemism? It sounds like it should be a euphemism.

      2. Opus the Poet

        Marcy has a much better interaction going on with Sal, why not her? Just curious.

        1. Kerry

          because sal is straight, and I’m pretty sure sierra is not

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          As far as I know, Sierra has yet to show any leanings of any kind.

        3. Kerry

          well, she was a part of squad 48 in the walkyverse

  17. Ragnal

    I feel like if I had said “Thank god” about the sex I just had, I’d be getting smacked across the face. Five times. Then kicked in the nuts.

    Seriously, though, how is none of that happening to him?

    1. Maveric1984

      Stage whisper. Amber didn’t hear it.

      Or she could be still hearing the rushing hormones going through her brain and can’t quite keep up with everything he’s saying.

    2. Yotomoe

      I dunno if he’d get a slap in the face as much as a “what’s that supposed to mean?”

    3. GoogerGeiger

      Oh just give Danny his relief that he’s still into chicks.

      1. Kerry

        oh, is that what that is?
        ok, that makes sense

        1. LiaHansen

          I think it was probably a mix of that and “oh god what if I can’t satisfy this bad ass superhero lady?”

      2. Ragnal

        Yeah, I get that’s what it is and all, but c’mon now.

        1. Deanatay

          You’d have to be a die-hard atheist to get violent in response to a simple ‘Thank God’. Generally, that expression means something turned out better than expected, which is a good thing to discover during sex. Although I’d be curious about what my partner was so relieved about…

        2. timemonkey

          This was their first time, so being relieved it didn’t suck is to be expected.

        3. Ragnal

          Hence my “If I had said it…” but yeah, that was a bit exaggerated on my part.

      3. Roborat

        Well, he is still into one, anyway. (rimshot)

    4. timemonkey

      If you’d get smacked for saying “It was good, thank god” then you’re having sex with the wrong people.

      1. AgentKeen

        I’d probably just go “IKNORITe, I was a bit worried, too.”

    5. Insanenoodlyguy

      Honestly, I’d be more likely to take this as HE was worried about his performance, and this was so obviously good for both parties he’s now relieved. It’s definitely not a nut shot offense, jesus.

  18. andy

    Well it seems that anwsers the question of Mask or No Mask

    1. AgentKeen

      Ah, but we’re talking of the metaphorical mask, and it seems to have been both…

    2. David

      This does not answer the question at all. It depends on whether it is sweat, tears, or semen seeping out from under the mask.

      Spoiler (don’t read on if you are planning on reading the Slipshine): it’s goat milk.

  19. Kiggy

    Woot!!! Woooooooot!!!!!!

  20. newllend

    Give me one night and I bet I’ll be able to figure you out.

  21. motorfirebox

    What the heck am I gonna sign up to Slipshine for? I see half a buttcrack right there in the free comic! I’ll be in my bunk, suckers.

  22. Kiggy

    And, Amber has such a beautiful figure <3

    1. Yotomoe

      Yeah. She keeps it in a plexiglass case so noone can touch it. Her body is also great.

  23. Emperor Kiva

    Here’s one YOU FUCKED A SUPERHERO YOU ASS!

  24. JWLM

    I love the shift to “Amber.’ In my head, I’m hearing him say it in a “No, I’m not dating AmaziGirl. I’m dating Amber, the girl I just made love with, mask or no mask” voice.

    I still hold out hope for Ethan/Danny/Amber.

    1. Kerry

      amazi-girl also gained amber blushies after danny said her name

      1. JWLM

        Oh, I hadn’t noticed the Amber blushies! Nice touch, Willis.

        1. Nogre

          Now I want to go check the Slipshine for amber blushes… But I’m at work. Something to look forward to, I guess.

      2. neeks

        Actually her voice changed previous to him calling her “Amber”, so it may be he used that name because she switched gears, rather than her switching gears because he used her actual name.

        My thinking is she changed from AG to Amber at the possibility of having hurt him.

  25. MrSirk

    Danny=Rock star!!

    1. 4th Dimension

      I think that statement is a first for the coments of this webcomic.

  26. Plasma Mongoose

    Joe will be so pleased when he sees the sock on the door knob or did they do it in Amber’s room?

    1. Shade

      Nah, they did it in Danny’s. Cuz she used Joe’s sock.

  27. JWLM

    I’m expecting something really random, like Sal/Jason. Or perhaps Leslie/Robin.

    1. Jen Aside

      Or Robin/Cadbury Creme Egg Cereal

      1. JWLM

        Leslie/Robin/Cadbury Creme Egg Cereal — my new OT3

    2. newllend

      Mikes going to pull some shit again. http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=712

  28. Mkvenner

    Well that was… interesting.

  29. Riku

    Yay I was wrong! 🙂

    1. tinfoil theory

      So was I.
      Everything went better than expected. Far better. So far.
      I got this warm fuzzy feeling in my stomach. Should we stop? I kinda like it…

  30. CapedLuigisYoshi

    How DARE you imply such a pairing!

    The great Galasso would NEVER stoop to having such a vile bedmate! He would be a fool to do so!

    1. Deanatay

      FOOLS!

      1. Kryss LaBryn

        FOOOOOOLS!

  31. lupinesentinel

    Aww yiss, opened this page when it had 69 comments on it, woooo

    1. Deanatay

      And you added a 70th, thus spoiling it. 🙁

  32. newllend

    And the hidden text has me REALLy interested about tomorrow.

  33. AgentKeen

    So does it count as a threesome? (Note: Both Amber and Amazi-Girl are tagged).

    Also, now we know what Dorothy should try during her next interview.

    1. Kodra

      It’s the afternoon of metaphorical threesomes (Ruth, Billie, the Bottle & Amber, Amazi-girl, Danny)

  34. Godozo

    Okay, so we know that Danny can perform, at least with a female body.

    Question STILL is: Is he gay?

    Note that Amazi-Amber is still masked, I’m assuming with Danny’s request.

    1. timemonkey

      No, Danny is bisexual, it’s not a question.

      1. Katie

        Seriously, bisexuality is NOT that hard of a concept to grasp.

        1. caramelundqueer

          You’d think it wouldn’t be but…apparently?

        2. Kryss LaBryn

          I know I honestly DO NOT GET the arguments over whether Richard Lionheart was gay or straight. Guys, there’s evidence for both, so I think we can safely say “bisexual” and call it a day, yes? Ah, no. Okay, you guys keep shouting at each other; I’ll just be over here, rolling my eyes at all of you.

        3. SonicBlueRanger

          Because as far as most people are conserned Bisexual people don’t exist. It’s sad but it’s a purely insane thought to most people that someone can find Men and Women equally attractive.

        4. Opus the Poet

          Remember, this is Danny being discussed (and probably cussed too)

        5. Deanatay

          Kinsey scale, FOOLS!

        6. Roborat

          Yup, as I said before; everybody is bisexual, it is just a matter of how much.

        7. neeks

          What about asexual people? Or do we count as bisexual in your book because our disinterest in banging applies to everyone?

        8. Kelly

          You have to graph it in two dimensions instead of one to cover ace. Sadly that rarely happens.

        9. Rutee

          Empirical evidence strongly suggests that, in spite of its simplicity and beauty, it is a very hard concept to grasp.

    2. Kerry

      he liked it so… no?

    3. AgentKeen

      …what does Amber still having the mask on have to do with the rest of your comment? I can guess, but I’m hoping I’m wrong.

      1. timemonkey

        Last time we saw them she asked ‘mask or no mask?’ so Godozo is likely referring to that.

    4. tinfoil theory

      He had sex with two members of the opposite sex, and none of the same sex, so according to Kinsey he is straight as an arrow.

      On the other hand, he gets sexually aroused by both men and women, so his orientation is bisexual. One homosexual encounter is all it takes for him to be certfied gay (unless it is anonymous, or a woman is present, or it remains a secret).

      1. Charles Phipps

        Well, Ethan could perform with Conquest and was 100% gay.

      2. JWLM

        Kinsey has to do with attraction, not activity. A thoroughly closeted gay man or lesbian can be sexually active with women and women only, yet remain a very (un)happy K6. Conversely, a K0 can be sexually active with members of the same sex, yet remain a K0.

    5. David

      Danny can perform with a female body? That sounds like I am missing out on a rather unusual Slipshine… Was he pulling some sort of Teiresias number?

  35. dailybrad

    I took Danny’s “thank god” less about reaffirming his sexuality, and more that his first time with Amber went well. He did date and sleep with Dorothy, yes, but your first with someone new is still a pretty big deal, and you typically want it to go well. Given Amber achieved orgasm during it, it could hardly have gone better.

    1. Aydr

      No, it’s definitely affirming his sexuality. No question. He doesn’t understand his attraction to guys yet, and it scares him.

  36. Pantheon the Mantheon

    And the boning continues. Its like everyone woke up today (comic time) and said to themselves; “today feels kind of like a…. find someone (or something *cough cough* SARA *cough*) to get freky with kind of day”

    1. neeks

      Even Joyce got into Sarah’s pants!

  37. caramelundqueer

    Danny will be content in his (supposedly) reaffirmed heterosexuality until tomorrow when he finds himself daydreaming about an Ethan as Batman/Amazigirl threeway….and now I’m wondering if Danny is in the gender studies class? Because if not he probably really needs to be. Like is he just not aware that bisexuality is a thing or has he just never considered it to be a thing that could be applied to him?

    1. Kerry

      probably the latter
      bisexual guys don’t really exist to most people – if you think about dudes that way, you’re just gay

      1. APersonAmI

        🙁 It saddens me how right you are…

      2. Rutee

        Bisexual women don’t either, because if you think about dudes that way, you’re straight. Assuming you’re not straight anyway. Well, it’s getting better on that count, but…

        1. Nogre

          Weird. I actually found it easier to admit I was bicurious/bi than it was to come out to myself and others as gay. I guess i was lucky to get so much exposure to such things. Eventually, I decided on gay because my body’s response to the female body was barely measurable compared to its response to men.

          I knew bi erasure was a thing, but I didn’t know people actually struggled to realize that real feelings for the opposite sex aren’t invalidated by feelings for the same sex. Yay for learning something new!

    2. JWLM

      No, he’s not, and yes, he does. And Leslie would be so good for him.

      Then again, Ethan and Amber also need to be in that class. And Joyce *is* in that class, and it hasn’t helped her yet.

  38. Nothri

    Billie! Here’s your chance to pull ahead of Dotothy.

    1. Rutee

      I will fire you out of one of the starboard cannons if you keep that talk up on this ship, XO.

  39. Yotomoe

    Danny’s actually just trying to play it cool. Amber’s huge caboose shattered his pelvis like a dinner plate.

    1. neeks

      Well shock does cause pain to take a while to get noticed, so it’s possible that when the afterglow wears off Danny will realize he can’t feel his legs.

  40. Derek

    Was Amber a virgin before this? We know she didn’t do it with Ethan but we don’t know if she had any other boyfriends between Ethan coming out and going to college.

    1. AHR

      I doubt it, she was socially awkward, but in shortpacked she had managed to get a few boys under her belt. I wouldn’t be surprise if there was at least one boy before Ethan that didn’t go well, but I could be wrong.

    2. John

      Almost certainly. She spent the summer after Ethan came out supporting him and dealing with the fallout with his family, which didn’t leave her time for a life outside that, much less dating. I’m pretty sure she and Ethan went from platonic to dating ’round about the time they first figured out what romance was about. And she has red flashbacks about prom night…

  41. Katie

    I still have my fingers crossed for blessed polyamory with Ethan and Amber loving each other platonically while they both enjoy Danny sexually. We can have it all, right? RIGHT??

    1. Opus the Poet

      The Perfect V.

    2. Insanenoodlyguy

      Considering Ethan put Amber through the emotional wringer (not entirely his fault but it still happened), I’m not sure she’d be thrilled about him being involved with her current boyfriend.

  42. Brother Mojo

    Speaking of secrets unlocked by orgasm, Danny… post-coital bliss is a great time to air your thoughts on being attracted to dudes. IMO, not all is right with the world until Ethan x Danny x Amber happens. It’s obvious Ethan and Amber care about each other a lot, and Danny could be the perfect meat for that delicious sandwich.

    1. Slinx

      Although I like the pairing, it’s possible now is not the time to say “I am attracted to someone else”. Plus, it looks like Danny isn’t clear on that point, anyway.

  43. Idon'tcarenomore

    All I know of is she was primed to give it a go with Ethan at the motel on their prom night..when he told her he couldn’t go through with it as he was gay.
    That could kinda make you careful about choices in the future.

    As to the mask. Apparently he said with the mask on, and she went for it…damn Amber I hoped you were getting a bit smarter with her self confidence.

    Chessh Willis, everybody here Bi or what? First Ethan and now she picks Danny.

    Well, it was good for them both anyway, and that’s good.

    1. foolio

      I think Amber might only be attracted to bi/gay people.

      1. Gadgeteer Smashwidget

        WRONG – she’s attracted to nerdy people. The fact that neither of her BFs are straight is a coincidence.

  44. Raibean

    Amazi-Amber

  45. Keeveet

    I very nearly bought a Slipshine subscription, even though I don’t want anything else on that website and I’m really not supposed to be spending money on porn right now. Saved by the fact that Slipshine won’t accept my last name as valid. Nnnggh still want it though.

    1. Jen Aside

      I used a gift card Visa. Funny how “Gift Card” is an acceptable name, in which case.

  46. Van Jealous

    One question noone has seemed to ask yet……where is Dina lurking? (or is this Danny’s room? – then the question becomes….where is Joe lurking?)

    1. GrumpyPanda

      Joe is standing outside the door, having placed a sock on the knob and thinking to himself “Finally! Maybe he won’t whine so much.”

      1. Aydr

        Dina, meanwhile, is standing inside the door, thinking “I am a raptor. Yes, I am a raptor. Rawr”. Despite the fact that they are in Danny’s room.

        1. tinfoil theory

          Dina’s whereabouts are subject to the Heisenberg principle.

    2. Kerry

      it’s danny’s room
      I’d recognize those lavender sheets anywhere

    3. Kai

      I think after Dina got the “…though light physical contact” thing she should learn more sophisticated means of nonverbal interaction. Perhaps to show the principle first Sarah and her “other Jacob” could lecture her?

  47. andoni00

    Aaaaaaaaaaaand, cue Joe!!!

    1. nothri

      The door was socked.

      1. Kennerly

        No, he’s in the bottom bunk with 2 other girls.

        1. timemonkey

          There is no bottom bunk.
          .
          ..
          … only Zuul.

      2. Maveric1984

        Joe respects the sock, but he may not believe it since Dan made a mockery of the sock back when he was doing journalism with Billie.

  48. Kennerly

    “We have ways of making you talk” always sounded threatening. Now, I realize it might not always be so.

  49. Soap

    Awwww

  50. Soap

    I hope they used condoms, otherwise we might get drama about pregnant amber.. i font want sny pregnant stuff

    1. Maveric1984

      Amazi-Girl is always prepared for any eventuality. Don’t forget where Walky and Dotty got their condoms from the first pornografique

    2. neeks

      Don’t worry, at the rate this comic is going, it would take several of our years for anyone to notice symptoms of pregnancy in-comic.

  51. JA

    And when they look at the bunk below, they see Ruth and Billy still spooning.

  52. Megatron

    Good for you to admit that you do something well. I know that doing so is tough for you.

    You’ve taken your first step into a larger world. A more confident world. Join me as Starscreem’s replacement and we can rule the galaxy as Cartoonish Despot Ruler and Cartoonist!

    1. Kelly

      “like”

  53. Shaggy_Donahugh

    Don’t be cruel Willis. Galasso doesn’t deserve that kind of treatment.

  54. Kirkybobz

    Is there no way for us to make a one-time purchase for just the one comic? I don’t want to pay $25 for a bunch of comics I’ll never read. 🙁

    1. Maveric1984

      Fraid not. But if you’re only looking for Willis comics, he has 4 of them up there now, so it’s more like 6.25 each instead.

    2. Insanenoodlyguy

      Well, if you do it, you might as well… some of Amanda lafrenai’s stuff is pretty awesome.

  55. Shadow12000

    The alt text of the comic made me have an image that made me CRINGE.

  56. thelastnerd

    Aaaaand now you have created Galasso/Mary shippers. Good job.

    1. Insanenoodlyguy

      No, NEVER! Glaasso is on all worlds loyal to his wife. So he wouldn’t fuck Mary unless SHE WAS PRESENT. Proper respect is due the rules of their open marriage!

  57. maxlines

    Scooooooooooooooooooooore!!!!!!!

  58. Stormbeta

    Today I learned that tapping the space just below the comic on the right side shows the alt text on mobile. Would be nice if that was labeled.

    1. JesChr

      Today I learned the same, by reading your comment. Thanks dude/ dudette!

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        I learnt about Ctrl-F and it’s usefulness to finding certain text in a particularly long comment section from a fellow commenter a couple of years ago.

  59. Pretzel

    This guy IS the reason I got a Slipshine account! Hey Mr. Willis. If you are reading this it’s true! My Slipshine account expired last week but now that I see you put up another, most likely, amazing toon porn, I’m gonna re-sub. Thanks! Too bad there was no drunken lez action last week though hehehe ;-). Keep up the amazing comic(s) dude!

  60. FuryOfFirestorm

    My guess on tomorrow’s surprise couple? Joyce and Other Jacob.

    1. OnyxIdol

      I was thinking the same.

  61. JustShy

    Suddenly, I want the opportunity to make love on the top bunk.

    My bed is on the floor 🙁

    1. A5PECT

      It’s never too late to take up carpentry.

  62. Shadow Eagle

    ROCK IT, WILLIS!!!! YOU THE PORN ART MASTER!!!!!!

  63. brasca1

    Indeed you do Mr. Willis. Indeed you do.

  64. davidbreslin101

    So, this is the point in the story where roughly 3/4 of the cast have a simultaneous off-screen orgasm?

  65. OnionVolcano

    This is beautiful…aside from the sauciness, it’s good to see joy on the faces of these characters.

  66. Aolbain

    A sweet moment between two characters who needed it without any looming tragedy? Oh God something awful is about to happen.

    1. JWLM

      Something Awful is a different web cartoon.

  67. Christopher Camacho

    And now we know that Danny is a total bottom.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      It was practically a given from what we have seen from Danny beforehand.

  68. Hannah

    Now the question is, how much of his enjoyment was based on being with Amber, and how much of it was based on the idea of being with a crime fighter in general? There are people out there who are gayer than sin, but would make a full exceptions for their idols. (I know Batman or Captain America could probably have me ^_^) Maybe not as literally as Danny just did, at least not in EVERY case, but it is still talked about, vividly. 😛

    This assumption that Danny’s not really there with Amber, at least in his head, brought to you by the fact that he started to say “Amazi-girl” first. o/ Although to be fair I’m not a subscriber so I didn’t get to read the Slipshine and might be missing out on some stuff, BUUUUUUUUUT I like my version of reality where Danny really is just that much of a geek better anyway. :3

    1. Suitora

      To be fair, he’s used to dating “Amazi-Girl”, and Amber, for a long time, was this really nice young lady friend who was slightly creepy and obsessed with him.

      He only found out very recently, and I don’t think you can blame him for that.

  69. Mal

    I, for one, think it would be great for Mary to get some action, even if it is with Galasso.

    1. Jen Aside

      haha that Grav + comment

  70. Sambo

    Still no closer to finding the identity of the Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit.

    1. stevecharb

      It’s Willis! Willis drew all those dingdongs!

      1. Jen Aside

        TRUE FACT

  71. TinyDoctorTim

    You may have born too late to pursue your true calling, David. In aonther generation you might have been drawing Tijuana Bibles.

  72. Annabanana

    I understand how much Danny is than mike but I still ship mikexAmber more. They just better complement each other better. Danny is too… normal for her. Besides, Danny may just come out as bi/gay to Amber and that a whole nother load of crap.

  73. Slinx

    That “Thank God” Danny muttered. Oh wow. But at least that issue is mostly resolved, in the sense that he remembers that he does, indeed, like women?

  74. Roborat

    And for some reason, Amazi-Girl somehow needs to elbow Danny in the chest in the last panel. Suspect that would be a bit painful.

  75. Riku

    Welp, you’ve done it Willis. You’ve made me pay for porn.

    1. David M Willis

      society’s greatest accomplishment

    2. Jen Aside

      Helluva day to do it, too

  76. XMinusOne

    Willis’ porn prompted me to subscribe to Slipshine and believe me, if you like cartoon porn, you’ll like Slipshine. Willis is one of many artists at that site that have something for everyone to enjoy. Just shut the door to the room before logging on to avoid embarrassment.

    “Mooooom! Jimmy/Joanie’s jacking/jilling off at the computer again!”

  77. ChrisAshtear

    DAMN YOU WILLIS. Sexy Amber is my only weakness. Now im out $25 🙁

    1. David M Willis

      well technically there wasn’t actually a lot of amber in it

      1. Maveric1984

        There is no Amber… Only Zuul

        1. Lanval

          +3 Internets. You have won my respect.

  78. tbo

    So…. that’s semen on her face, right?

  79. Some Dude

    Hahahaha, I love the “thank god”.

    Have you ever liked someone a lot, but then had completely dissatisfying sex?

  80. Saru

    I’d be impressed if oblivious, repressed Danny managed to make anyone orgasm on the first try.

    1. takashid

      Oblivious repressed Danny who was together in a sexual relationship with Dorothy for a long time? That Danny? lmaooooo

  81. Lord Geovanni

    I. Need credit card

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