Yes and yes that can actually happen best/worst…like getting an old car/boat for a birthday. Yippee, new to me old car/boat. Awww dang that sucker is going to put me in the poor house fixing up and running. (those who’ve had old cars or a boat of any kind can emote.)
The vast majority of people will void themselves when shot at the first time. At least, it’s documented as very common amongst first time combat soldiers. When the body is suddenly convinced it is in a very fight or die situation, it dumps everything it doesn’t need to survive _RIGHT NOW_. So, yeah excitement can definitely move things along. Not sure this is that level, but if it is for Daisy, well, power to her.
She could have IBS, I do get stress poops. It’s annoying cause I get stressed about getting places on time but I also don’t want hold it if I don’t know the next time I’ll be able to go.
They’re at Galasso’s. As part of his scheme to intimidate his customers, he probably keeps those bathrooms so clean that anyone who goes into them feels unworthy to actually use them.
RassilonTDavros
That is the most Galasso thing ever and until it gets contradicted in the comic I’m considering it canon.
drs
But Walky and Joyce use them.
Walky because he doesn’t care and Joyce because it’s the only public bathroom that meets her standards.
King Daniel
They use them, but they still feel unworthy to do so.
Having a top 5 list doesn’t technically confirm that there even is 5 just that you’re making a list of 5. If you’ve only ever watched 1 movie it would still technically be in your top 5 movies. Not saying Daisy hasn’t been on more than five dates but I’m also not saying she has.
Okay, so I subscribe to one of those crate thingies which sends me a classic novel and a bunch of related goodies every month, and this month was Pride and Prejudice. I finished reading it two days ago and am now watching the 1995 miniseries with Colin Firth.
And all I can think of is that Lizzie totally could have gotten Mr. Collins’s off her back much easier if in response to his proposal she announced that she needed to poop.
Walky might possibly be getting laid soon, but it looks like Ruth is possibly getting laid sooner! Ruth:1 Walky: A tentative 1 to be granted later pending results.
Another reminder that these are college students and even upperclassfolk – even those who are as thirsty as Daisy – may have never had sex with another person.
I am given to understand that if one gets to A Certain Age and hasn’t had sex, but wants to, hiring a sex worker (ethically) is a good option to get over that initial discomfort and not have to put so much weight into it. As in, the pressure of also being part of a new relationship.
I feel like Daisy has some experience. Won’t guess on whether or not she’s a virgin but her particular brand of thirst rings of someone who knows what they’re missing out on to some extent. I compare it to someone like Becky who is also very horny, but she seems way more shy and innocent about the subject and more fantastic in her expression of desire.
Definitely. I’m pretty sure she’s made comments in the past that implies it’s been a while, which implies there is a time from which the while…has been?
another reminder that plenty of adults, voluntarily or not, remain virgins well into adulthood, and pointing it out like it’s weird that everyone didn’t fuck in high school is uh… not a good look.
I was watching a video where one of the guys was surprised their friend had had sex before, because he just didn’t seem the type. And he was like “uh yeah, I’m 30” and I was just like “well fuck me I guess, damn!”
cbwroses
Recently had a conversation with several coworkers where one of them mentioned the Treasure Chest, then realized that some of us might not know what that was since it was no longer there?
I asked if that was the place where the Wawa was now, and she said yes, then she mentioned something that used to be sold there.
I then mentioned that I went to HS with someone who had a sex tape sold there (though I never saw it) and that my gf and I had even bought a sex toy there once.
She started laughing and making a big deal about what I had just said, to which I replied that she was the one who brought the place up. Then she told me she just didn’t expect to hear that from me.
I said “Molly, I’m 40. Believe it or not, I have had sex before.”
*This story brought to you be the urge to feel included in the conversation as well as an example of both the bias of not viewing someone as having a connection to sexual topics and the bias “you’d expect people to have sex by __ age”.*
Delicious Taffy
I’m guessing from context that Treasure Chest is some kind of smut shop? I still need to visit one of those, some day. It would have to be FAR out of town, though.
141 thoughts on “Idiom”
Ana Chronistic
best and/or worst bday present?
Keith
Yes and yes that can actually happen best/worst…like getting an old car/boat for a birthday. Yippee, new to me old car/boat. Awww dang that sucker is going to put me in the poor house fixing up and running. (those who’ve had old cars or a boat of any kind can emote.)
Josh Spicer
Can’t say I’ve ever been so excited my body just decided to abandon ship but hey, good on ya Ruth.
Demoted Oblivious
The vast majority of people will void themselves when shot at the first time. At least, it’s documented as very common amongst first time combat soldiers. When the body is suddenly convinced it is in a very fight or die situation, it dumps everything it doesn’t need to survive _RIGHT NOW_. So, yeah excitement can definitely move things along. Not sure this is that level, but if it is for Daisy, well, power to her.
Rabid Rabbit
Actually, Daisy’s body just decided to abandon shit.
Carla's #2 Fan
She could have IBS, I do get stress poops. It’s annoying cause I get stressed about getting places on time but I also don’t want hold it if I don’t know the next time I’ll be able to go.
Ntrovert
Excellent point. IBS can legit have that effect, and given the degree of nerves present, pretty understandable.
King Daniel
At least Ruth’s not into that
Reltzik
Not in a literal sense, no.
RassilonTDavros
A Slipshine seems imminent.
Rose by Any Other Name
Not too imminent, hopefully. I can’t imagine that bathroom is clean. Ew.
Now, Slipshine in an in-universe hour or so after they get back to someone’s room – that I could get behind.
Bicycle Bill
They’re at Galasso’s. As part of his scheme to intimidate his customers, he probably keeps those bathrooms so clean that anyone who goes into them feels unworthy to actually use them.
RassilonTDavros
That is the most Galasso thing ever and until it gets contradicted in the comic I’m considering it canon.
drs
But Walky and Joyce use them.
Walky because he doesn’t care and Joyce because it’s the only public bathroom that meets her standards.
King Daniel
They use them, but they still feel unworthy to do so.
Needfuldoer
“She’s Worth a Deuce”, a Dumbing of Age pornographique by David “This is Getting DeviantArt-y” Willis
Chris (the other one)
Heh, literally LOL’d there. All Interwebz to you sir, ma’am, or well, whatever you may be.
Roborat
Gonna be expensive getting the rights from KISS to use that song as background music for the comic.
Alex Boston
Nervousness can do that.
NotThatDrew
Well if this doesn’t ruin Daisy’s chances, virtually nothing can
Giguioto
Ruth made up her mind ten minutes ago, there is nothing Daisy can do to stop her now.
Jhon
Birthday intensifies.
Dara
Top five because there’s only been five?
Please let it be because there’s only been five.
Dara
Also, Daisy, I don’t care how much you want Ruth to top you, this isn’t how to go about it.
Kernanator
My guess: she’s had six.
You don’t want to know what happened on #6.
Delicious Taffy
Daisy accidentally replicated her date and the replica hijacked the date.
RassilonTDavros
My best guess is that at some point in the past her parents tried to convince her she wasn’t gay by setting her up on dates with guys.
Worst case scenario (which I really really hope isn’t true) is that they tried to set her up with that “nice” young man who’s the son of a pastor.
cbwroses
Well that got unexpectedly dark.
RassilonTDavros
Kernanator said we didn’t wanna know what happened, so my pessimistic-ass brain kinda jumped to the worst thing it could think of.
It occurs to me in hindsight that yeah, I probably should have put in a warning. I’m sorry for not doing so.
Sirksome
Having a top 5 list doesn’t technically confirm that there even is 5 just that you’re making a list of 5. If you’ve only ever watched 1 movie it would still technically be in your top 5 movies. Not saying Daisy hasn’t been on more than five dates but I’m also not saying she has.
Reltzik
I’m pretty sure that this date is Number 2.
Dara
Look, I saw an actual O RLY? meme in the actual wild yesterday, you think I won’t release a feral sunglasses/YEEAAAAAAAAAAH? Try me. xD
Doctor_Who
Okay, so I subscribe to one of those crate thingies which sends me a classic novel and a bunch of related goodies every month, and this month was Pride and Prejudice. I finished reading it two days ago and am now watching the 1995 miniseries with Colin Firth.
And all I can think of is that Lizzie totally could have gotten Mr. Collins’s off her back much easier if in response to his proposal she announced that she needed to poop.
ktbear
OMG, you got to watch Pride and Prejudice WITH Colin Firth? I’m so jealous right now!! Or… did I get that wrong?
Doctor_Who
The man can pack away Doritos like nobody’s business.
Arian
😀
Roborat
My wife has copies of every variant of Pride and Prejudice ever put to paper or film.
Sirksome
Walky might possibly be getting laid soon, but it looks like Ruth is possibly getting laid sooner! Ruth:1 Walky: A tentative 1 to be granted later pending results.
Stephen Bierce
*plays “Pipeline” on the jukebox*
BarerMender
XD
Stephen Bierce
The Chantays, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Anthrax–it’s all good.
Suet
Fun times, fun times.
Then again, you’d think you’d chew your date first before chewing on some food but heyyyy first impressions
Suet
Not a good game again for Toronto. Maybe they’ll win once more once Ruth and Daisy blow this joint.
Kyrik Michalowski
I can’t say I’ve ever had excitement and the sudden need to poop at the same time.
Re: Alt text: That’s both tragic and hilarious.
Keulen
I can definitely say I’ve never had the need to poop from excitement either.
butts
jesus christ, daisy
NotThatDrew
I’m not sure if even Jesus can help here
Kyrik Michalowski
If he does help, will it be a “holy shit?”
NotThatDrew
I should have seen this coming
RassilonTDavros
Nice turdplay.
BBCC
Oh, god, that laugh felt good. I love these two.
Delicious Taffy
Okay, but let’s be honest here. At least she’s going beforehand and not waiting til after they get started. That could be VERY embarrassing.
Linkman0596
Unless Ruth is into that
PASchaefer
Another reminder that these are college students and even upperclassfolk – even those who are as thirsty as Daisy – may have never had sex with another person.
Yotomoe
I mean I’m 27 and I haven’t. I dunno it’s kinda hard 😛 I don’t know how anyone manages to do it.
Kyrik Michalowski
There’s a reason it’s called “getting lucky,” and I clearly have terrible luck.
Try wearing four-leaf clovers and golden horseshoes, see if it helps.
I am Nothing
I’m not a horse, I don’t think I can wear horse shoes.
BarerMender
I’ve had sex with thousands, male and female, young and old, black and white, straight and gay. It helps to be really good-looking.
BarerMender
Which is a form of getting lucky.
Delicious Taffy
Dakimakura doesn’t count.
BarerMender
That’s a new one on me.
Meagan
I am given to understand that if one gets to A Certain Age and hasn’t had sex, but wants to, hiring a sex worker (ethically) is a good option to get over that initial discomfort and not have to put so much weight into it. As in, the pressure of also being part of a new relationship.
anonymsly
Virgin at 40 here. Can confirm, will die a virgin. (Intentionally. The human body is gross and I’m ashamed to have one.)
Sirksome
I feel like Daisy has some experience. Won’t guess on whether or not she’s a virgin but her particular brand of thirst rings of someone who knows what they’re missing out on to some extent. I compare it to someone like Becky who is also very horny, but she seems way more shy and innocent about the subject and more fantastic in her expression of desire.
Samantha
Actually yeah I can see that
Meagan
Definitely. I’m pretty sure she’s made comments in the past that implies it’s been a while, which implies there is a time from which the while…has been?
brute
another reminder that plenty of adults, voluntarily or not, remain virgins well into adulthood, and pointing it out like it’s weird that everyone didn’t fuck in high school is uh… not a good look.
Yotomoe
I was watching a video where one of the guys was surprised their friend had had sex before, because he just didn’t seem the type. And he was like “uh yeah, I’m 30” and I was just like “well fuck me I guess, damn!”
cbwroses
Recently had a conversation with several coworkers where one of them mentioned the Treasure Chest, then realized that some of us might not know what that was since it was no longer there?
I asked if that was the place where the Wawa was now, and she said yes, then she mentioned something that used to be sold there.
I then mentioned that I went to HS with someone who had a sex tape sold there (though I never saw it) and that my gf and I had even bought a sex toy there once.
She started laughing and making a big deal about what I had just said, to which I replied that she was the one who brought the place up. Then she told me she just didn’t expect to hear that from me.
I said “Molly, I’m 40. Believe it or not, I have had sex before.”
*This story brought to you be the urge to feel included in the conversation as well as an example of both the bias of not viewing someone as having a connection to sexual topics and the bias “you’d expect people to have sex by __ age”.*
Delicious Taffy
I’m guessing from context that Treasure Chest is some kind of smut shop? I still need to visit one of those, some day. It would have to be FAR out of town, though.