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Posted on May 26, 2011 by David M Willis

61 thoughts on “Know”

  1. Kide

    Oh boy, here we go.

    1. Undrave

      He’ll seduce her in no time.

      1. David Herbert

        With his penis.

        1. Henry

          For a nickel.

        2. Doom Shepherd

          In her FAAAAAAAAAACE.

        3. Jackson

          I swear, you guys must have some kind of first comment thread meme combo alliance.

        4. Undrave

          The lady recquires your MEME!

        5. Naraktu Shinobu Mocha Latte

          Is it always them?

  2. Jen Aside

    Everything you say can and will be used against you in a college newspaper article.

    That’s not a threat, it’s a statement of fact.

  3. wnderjif

    joe trusts dorothy?

    1. dchorror

      Maybe not much longer.

      1. John Biles

        Dorothy’s about to pretty much destroy the trust Joe had in her.

        Burn those bridges, faster, Dorothy, kill, kill!

    2. Undrave

      As far as he can Joe her.

      1. wnderjif

        *looks in the back of the storage closet*
        sorr,y we’re all out of internets to give away as prizes, here’s a copy of the 1997 SI Swimsuit Issue.

  4. Reboot

    …since when does Joe listen to Danny?

    1. MM

      I’m more curious where he picked up the term “compromised.”

      1. taekwondogirl

        Joe’s a smart guy.

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        We all know that Joe has bound to have been caught in a compromising position before.

    2. lord of dance

      ever since danny introduced joe to his death stare

  5. Ragnal

    Roz is Robin’s sister. Robin’s a senator, apparently. And yet Roz has no issue going outside.

    …By the way, what was Robin’s platform in this world that got her elected? The same as last time?

    1. Nexev

      Roz is a attention whore remenber?

      1. Dox

        awwww….that combo looks sooooo cute

    2. MM

      Probably Dexter and Monkey Master action figures this time. Only, y’know, hopefully not the same theme.

    3. Undrave

      She’s a former professional wrestler that was elected thanks to her popularity and on a platform of criminal justice reforms, promising to ‘clothesline crime’ and ‘dropkick corruption’.

    4. Brendan

      Congresswoman. Although presumably she didn’t kill Pelosi in a candy-fueled rage in this universe.

  6. 47

    What I want to know is when we see Robin.
    (Although the Dorothy/Joe interview looks like it will be fun. :P)

    1. Undrave

      We want to see her FAAAAAAAACE!

      1. Sailor Arashi

        Personally, I want to see her femurs.

        1. Undrave

          The lady requires your femurs!

        2. Darden

          Your Leslie gravatar makes this comment gold

    2. Kirby

      Never. He’s just going to talk to her and she’ll NEVER APPEAR.

  7. Ridureyu

    Danny is going to walk in on them.

    1. Seerow

      Only if Joe is Joeing her.

      1. Darth Shadow

        For some reason now, I just want to yell out, “YOOOOOOOOO JOE!”

      2. Energetic Jen

        In the faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

        1. Henry

          With his penis.

          For a nickel.

  8. Cranberrier

    Panel 4: Joe’s eyebrows finally enact their daring escape plan.

  9. Aizat

    Joe, run while you still can. Everyone knows that everything that you say in the newspaper can and will be used against you.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      DAMN YOU PAPARAZZI DAMN YOU!

  10. Angelgex01

    Is it sad that when I saw this, the first thing that came to my mind was “and now we switch to someone that no longer requires Danny’s but”?

    1. Undrave

      The lady recquires your Joe.

  11. Plasma Mongoose

    It has been established that you have been compromised BY YOUR PENIS!

    1. Buckybone

      For…nah, too easy.

    2. Zanosuke_Kurosaki

      Nay, Joe has been compromised by his need to joe with Lil’ Joe. =D

      1. zuche

        Yeah, he’s totally Hossed now.

  12. John

    Joe, Joe, you should have asked yourself why she even wanted to see you.

    1. Zanosuke_Kurosaki

      He’s not at the same point of character development we left off at the end of It’s Walky, where he had seemed to start being okay with not being every woman’s desire and dream. In fact going by Shortpacked, he’s digressed woefully. This Joe? Starting off the same way, obviously.

  13. Aizat

    Quick, Joe. Distract her and then jump through the window……. Wait, that’s what Sal would do. Distract her and then run out the door before she starts to peel you like a grape.

  14. Kelsey

    Silly, Joe. You should know better.

  15. Katana

    Confirm trade?
    Yes (A) / No (B)
    You have traded your ‘FRIENDSHIP’ for an ‘INTERVIEW’.

  16. Rappster

    hey joe, where you going with that gun of yours?
    hey joe, where you going… wait … that’s not a gun, thats a

  17. shoeboxjeddy

    I bet Joe just hopes that the lamestream media won’t twist his words by repeating them verbatim.

  18. Roborat

    Dorothy uses TRUST, it is super effective.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Joe should respond with SMOKESSCREEN or FAKE OUT

  19. Shift

    Here’s an idea Joe… throw her out. You don’t need to talk to her you know and you’re (theoretically) bigger and stronger than her.

    1. MM

      “Sex Tape Stud Physically Accosts Female Reporter”?

      Yeah, that’ll end well.

      1. Shift

        Who cares? She abused their friendship already by using false concern as a friend to get inside his home for an interview? Pick her up, put her outside and close the door.

  20. Janette

    Hey, you okay with the weather yesterday? We got hailed on, and I’ve heard some reports of bad hail and weather in C-bus as well.

  21. Jackson

    Pretty much the best course of action for Joe at this point is to refuse to say anything.

    And you just know he’s not going to do that.

  22. NeoDarklight

    Okay, I know this isn’t really the place to properly do this, but the creators of “Least I Could Do” are trying to turn their series into a cartoon, but need financial backing. Here’s the link: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/537261515/least-i-could-do-the-pilot

  23. Azrael

    Man I’ve really missed Dina. She was one of my faves in the other Universe.

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