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Know better
Posted on June 22, 2014 by David M Willis

204 thoughts on “Know better”

  1. Geminia999

    Joyce, God watches from above, not the hallway, stop trying to be sneaky

    1. Yotomoe

      Jesus is just outside the door watching her and taking notes like a driving instructor.
      “terrible…just terrible”

      1. Jen Aside

        Jesus is in another dorm, what are you talking about

        [srsly, that’d be funny]

        1. lejwocky

          Saint Young Men: the college years

        2. James Rye

          Please make that happen!

        3. Athos

          Buda ftw!

        4. Camachri

          New headcanon: Jeshua Josephson is a junior with an advice column in the IDS

        5. brionl

          Thank you Joyce, but your Messiah is in another dorm.

      2. Usayasha

        “Here, ust let me take the wheel.”

      3. Historyman68

        I’m sorry, your Jesus is in another castle.

    2. Shadow12000

      God is ceiling cat?!

      1. Gadgeteer Smashwidget

        That’s pretty much what the bible says.

  2. Mr. Random

    Billie. Nothing about dating, apparently. But she seems to know quite a lot about doing the dance of many mambos.

    1. JessWitt

      Every mambo but no. 5

      1. Johnny Slick

        Actually she is a huge Lou Bega fan.

        1. Foxhack

          You mean Perez Prado.

        2. JetstreamGW

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOuRWkLP-dA

          Looked it up. Liked it. Posting it here ‘cuz it’s a much better song than the one Lou Bega released.

        3. Cheryl

          Mother of god why do you all know that!

        4. Opus the Poet

          Some of us are really old. Personally I would have made a Rudy Valentino joke…

      2. Maveric1984

        Dammit, now I have that song stuck in my head right before I was about to go to bed…

        1. Aizat

          Hey at least you don’t get two version stuck in your head…yeah, somehow I got the Bob the Builder version stuck to my head too.

        2. JessWitt

          My condolences. And may you have pleasant dreams of Lou Bega serenading the DoA relationships to that very tune.

        3. Charlie Spencer

          Better the song than the singer.

      3. Jay Eff

        I wonder if Joyce will ask Billie about Mambo No. 6?

        Personally, I’m surprised ol’ Jenny knows there even was a sixth one, myself…

    2. Aizat

      But can she do the bedroom tango?

      1. Yotomoe

        That’s all well and good, but can she do the Horizantal Monster Mash?

        1. Aizat

          Or the bedroom pretzel?

        2. Opus the Poet

          Horizontal Bop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3TzSNk9kPU

        3. Kennerly

          Tube Snake Boogie

        4. phroggonalog

          http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcs9yaRdWU1rit1fvo2_500.gif

    3. Jen Aside

      “C’mere, Joyce, I’ll show you how”

    4. Yotomoe

      aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      Mambo, Tango, Marangue, Rumba
      Mambo, Tango, Marangue, Rumba

      It’s easy like playing Roshambo! You’re in time for doing the Mambo!

      Check your pulse and suck on a mango! You’ll need juice for doing the Tango!

      It’s not gonna kill you like Dengue! You just wanna do the Merengue!

      There’s no need for taking a number! You don’t need permission to RUMBA!!!

      A Rhythm is a virus with no akin’
      Once you got it, You’ll be shakin’!
      It’s one Germ that you’ll be Thankful for!

      AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRhaha

      A Rhythm is a virus you can make it!
      Once you’ve got it You can’t shake it!
      It’s one Germ that you’ll be thankful FOOOOOOOOR

      A Rhythm is a VIIRUUUUUUUUS
      hachachachacha!

      1. JessWitt

        And then Yotomoe collapses to sleep, presumably?

  3. Regalli

    Oh, Joyce.

    The end is nigh, right? The end is DEFINITELY nigh?

    Dear god, please let the end be nigh.

    1. Aizat

      Darn it, Rorschach. Go picket somewhere else.

      1. Doctor_Who

        Indecisive Rorschach should be a thing. He could walk around carrying a sign saying “The End is Nigh?”

        “The city if afraid of me, I think. I have seen what may be its true face, or a fake one, I’m not sure yet. The streets are something, a trough or a gutter, I dunno, and you know what this metaphor isn’t going well, I should start over.”

        “…And all the whores and and politicians will look up and shout “Save us!”and I’ll whisper…Maybe.”

        1. Aizat

          “I’m not locked in here with you…I guess.”

        2. -Sentinel-

          “No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise… unless you really, really insist.”

        3. 3oranges

          “We’re locked in here together, if we want to be accurate.”

        4. Lanval

          “Do it, I guess!”

        5. Clif

          “…And all the whores and and politicians will look up and shout “Save us!”and I’ll look down and whisper…Hodor.”

          Fixed that for you.

        6. Regalli

          Indecisive Rorschach is now my new favorite thing, thank you.

        7. Anarchy 101

          Same here

  4. Khaner

    You take their dick.
    And you shove it in your mouth.

    1. Doctor_Who

      “Do you chew 40 times before swallowing? How long does it take to grow back?”

      1. Heavensrun

        aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

        1. ShaggyDonahugh

          AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAa
          *breathes*
          AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

      2. Estron

        Opposite reaction. Literally LOL.

        1. kelticat

          Heh. Me too.

      3. Cedric Y. Berman

        First a hand, now this? Oh Ten, your vanity knows no bounds!

      4. Shackeltron

        SWEET ROBOT JESUS…..NOOOOOOOO

      5. kelticat

        B: “Wait, let me call up this website. It can show you things.”
        J: “Oh Joy Sex…Toy; How…To…Suck…Cock…aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADEEPBREATHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…………………………………..

      6. gwalla

        “How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?”
        “Let’s see…one…ta-WHOO…three *chomp*. Three!”

    2. Shade

      “Thing is… he might be a little gay though.”
      “Have you considered…”
      “Don’t say strap-on.”

    3. Atlantic Salmon

      Dat mouth.

  5. Idon'tcarenomore

    So mine didn’t post, after posting. weird.

    As I said…I don’t believe this.

  6. Aizat

    Billie? Joyce, I know you don’t know much relationships and all but Billie is the absolute last person I would ask for help on this.

    1. Heavensrun

      That’s because you know many things about Billie that Joyce does not. However, Joyce is not wrong that Billie probably seriously knows how to really go to town on someone.

      1. Anarchy 101

        Billie: The first step is to drink this Joyce
        Billie then hands Joyce a bottle of vodka

  7. Tacdud2

    Is this a good idea? Well if it ends in a spit swapping make out match then I am all for it.

  8. timemonkey

    This is the beginning, Joyce has snapped.

    1. Aizat

      Nah, when someone snapped, they started seeing red and leave a trail of blood and a pile of dead bodies in their wake.

    2. Doctor_Who

      Anti Joyce Rises.

      1. timemonkey

        Hopefully this time nobody gets shot in the head.

        1. 4th Dimension

          Hopefully this time somebody gets cumshot in the head?

  9. Doc Harleen

    Poor Billie.

    Also, when did Joyce learn the phrase “go to town”? I wanted to look through the archives but I’m technically supposed to be studying.

    1. Aizat

      Wait, I though go to town meant beating the living snot out of someone?

      1. Kelly

        “Go to town” could mean all kinds of very different things. It is totally dependent on context.

      2. timemonkey

        It mostly just means going all out in the given situation.

      3. Kennerly

        Well, beating it out is one way, and it has the consistancy of snot, but it shouldn’t be green.

      4. A5PECT

        Well then Joyce wouldn’t have any need to ask Billie for help.

        He already has plenty of practice “going to town” from dating Joe.

    2. TheOthin

      Internet maybe? She learned the term “shipping” there.

    3. Doctor_Who

      Maybe she thinks it means something else. Billie will launch into a graphic sex talk, and Joyce will stand there horrified and say “No no, I meant like holding hands without your parents present and watching PG-13 rated movies!”

  10. xain

    so betting pool how much longer before she blows like a billion dicks

    1. timemonkey

      We could ask the same question of Ethan.

      1. Aizat

        I’m betting it’s 37.

        1. ST

          Is that time or dicks?

        2. ShaggyDonahugh

          Why not both?

        3. Jen Aside

          In a row?

        4. Anarchy 101

          All on the same person? Cause that’d be interesting

    2. Blackbird

      She’s still six weeks away. Err, six weeks strip time, not real time.

      The Slipshine of it will be epic, and I’ll be able to tell my great-grandkids about how I was around for the first DoA Slipshine, back when the comic was still in 2D and Willis’ grandfather wrote it.

      1. Viktoria

        Nah, Willis will still be the one writing those strips. Sure, he’ll technically be dead at that point(Michael Bay has hitmen. Who knew?), but he’ll get his buffer into early 2106 before he goes.

        1. Aizat

          Why would Michael Bay needed a hitman anyway? And if he has one, shouldn’t some of the Earth’s population (me included) be dead by now?

      2. Yotomoe

        I will say that never before has a slipshine managed to have a character blow a billion dicks and it not get boring even a little.

      3. Estron

        I love the idea of DoA being handed down from generation to generation. Which generation, do you think, will have the honor of actually depicting the characters’ graduation?

        1. DSL

          Ssssh. People complain about that happening in the newspaper comic pages.

        2. Roborat

          Generation? We will have evolved into a new species by then.

  11. rhelmot

    NOW

    *gesures*

    KISS

    1. Maveric1984

      http://www.coolestfamilyever.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/now-kiss.png

  12. Idon'tcarenomore

    Gotta love Joyces response.
    I just saw that response “to my only non Walky friend cause she doesn’t know any better…to wit Joyce says..’I don’t, actually.

    Rofl

    1. Aizat

      Wait, Walky is Billie’s only friend? Huh, I would’ve thought that Billie would be a tad more popular.

      1. Jon P

        The problem is that when you so frequently talk about how much more popular you SHOULD be, it tends to not actually happen.

      2. Maveric1984

        She really hasn’t put any effort into anyone except Ruth, and Ruth hates her. When they went to the beach it was because of Joyce. She doesn’t really know Dorothy beyond that she’s Joyce’s friend, she has this “rivalry” thing going on with her roommate, and while she was kinda popular as a backup RA when Ruth was drinking heavily, she never really was on the level with the other girls, instead thinking of herself as superior. The only real reason Walky is her friend is because they grew up together.

      3. Kelly

        That is kind of one of the points of Billie. She *was* popular, in high school. It has taken her a while to see that that doesn’t always translate. And she had one other friend – Ruth. But she screwed that up.

      4. dailybrad

        Billie hasn’t managed to ingratiate herself to anyone yet. Dorothy would possibly be a friend to her if she was around her much, but she doesn’t really have any bond with anyone besides Joyce and Walky, since Sal has been gone so long and Sarah and she blew it with Ruth. She’s in a very awkward stage in life right now.

      5. timemonkey

        Billie had friends in high school, but her popularity, and it seems her friends, didn’t follow her to college. The only people here who really like her are Walky and joyce. Dorothy and Dina are mostly neutral to her and Sarah openly hates her.

        1. dailybrad

          Hate is a bit of a strong word, but she does find her quite annoying, since they have very different work ethics, or just ethics in general.

        2. kelticat

          So you are saying that Sarah despises Billie. Because hating her would take too much of Sarah’s Jacob gazing time.

    2. dailybrad

      Joyce has at least some self awareness about her shortcomings by now, but naturally, still has much to learn.

  13. Los

    It’s wonderful that Joyce exists in comic land. In real life she’d be a little unbearable. Here, she’s adorable.

    1. Yotomoe

      I can’t even bare it in comic land D:!

      1. Rheinman

        Rule 34, if you acn’t do it, someone else will

  14. Tandel

    *Pulls up a chair and popcorn*

    Ladies and gentleman, this may be the start of the best thing ever.

    1. -Sentinel-

      You think it’ll outdo the vibrator thing?

  15. alicemacher

    Joyce has just unknowingly engaged in Cockney rhyming slang.

    (huh huh i said “Cockney” huh huh)

    1. saltchocolate

      Wow — you’re right! I hadn’t caught that. Nice!

  16. Just Me

    How much does Billie know about Joyce? About who Joyce is calling her Boyfriend? If not much, then Joyce is bound to get some wrong advice.

    1. dailybrad

      I don’t believe Billie is aware about Ethan’s orientation, though in part I think it’s since she’s met him all of like once.

      1. Nono

        I like to imagine Billie likes to think any guy she finds hot is okay with making out with guys as well.

        Hence her thinking Ethan would be okay with lip-smacking dude is par for the course.

  17. nothri

    Okay, Billie, the thing is, Joyce is a mostly naive and innocent girl who isn’t going to understand your explanations.

    Obviously you’ll need to demonstrate by making out with her if you want any of your information to stick.

    1. timemonkey

      Why waste time, just shove her face straight in your boobs.

      1. Aizat

        Nah, it doesn’t work anymore. People today are desensitized to that sort of thing.

        1. timemonkey

          There is no resistance to Billie’s boobs. You are either born immune or you are at their mercy.

        2. Aizat

          Well, if it you put it like that….

        3. Yotomoe

          Gay men, Straight Women, All gendered and Sexed people the world over. ALL GIVE INTO THE MIGHT THAT IS BILLIE’S RACK.

        4. Jody

          New super hero idea.

          She flies around with a giant boob window, to defeat villains she just directs their attention to her rack.

          She slowly pulls away some of the fabric and they’re sucked into an endless void.

        5. Yotomoe

          That doesn’t even remotely sound like a punishment.

  18. Maveric1984

    I gotta say, I was a male version of Billie for a while there in my 20s. I only ever had relationships that were only sex, not a lot of actual dating. I knew what I was doing in the bedroom, but not really how to be a boyfriend. I didn’t start really wanting more until about 4 years ago. I’m now engaged and am getting married in March.

    1. Gadgeteer Smashwidget

      congrats!

  19. Kernanator

    Going to town? I love going to town! Especially to bookstores!

  20. arank11

    Joe: *Rushes in, completely out of breath* I sensed that I was needed

    1. Aizat

      Joe’s powers allows him to detect hormonal change in the opposite sex and magically appears to join her or them…because he can.

      1. arank11

        With great penis comes great responsibility

    2. Yotomoe

      He busts through the wall like Kool-Aid man.

      1. ShaggyDonahugh

        Penis first, because he’s Joe.

      2. kelticat

        No he teleports and Billie and Joyce will be “Where the heck/hell did you come from?!”

        1. Doom Shepherd

          Tuckerspace.

    3. PedanticJerkass

      He’s already there, standing behind the door like Dina.

  21. Ragnal

    W-wait, I thought she went to lunch with Walky. Did she change her mind after the Ruth stare?

    1. Gigafreak

      This is maybe an hour later. You can see Joyce had just started decorating when they left, and she just FINISHED decorating when you see Walky coming back.

      1. Ragnal

        Ah, you’re right. I forgot that the scene transitioned over to Danny’s perspective for a wee bit.

  22. MrSirk

    At this ponit I’m not sure if she know’s that “going to town” means banging.

    1. Aizat

      Yeah, I thought she meant beating up Ethan or something.

      1. Yotomoe

        I thought she had no idea to use public transit.

  23. LiaHansen

    whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  24. Rabid Rabbit

    So, Willis, your next Slipshine is going to be Billie’s demonstration, yes? Like how a lead cheerleader would explain a move to a newbie by showing it off. Except this will be Billie explaining, then suddenly having to make Joyce position herself a certain way because she needs the other body to demonstrate the move properly… http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1453

    1. Chubsius

      “Joyce and Billie read a porn together. FOR INSTRUCTIONAL PURPOSES!”

      1. Aizat

        Or as Padok Wiks put it, in the interest OF SCIENCE!

    2. Yotomoe

      “Billie demonstrates the best course of action on how to suck like a billion dicks”
      Long title but I think it works.

      1. Aizat

        Why not 37?

      2. Rabid Rabbit

        “First, when you open your mouth, remember to part your teeth.”

    3. -Sentinel-

      I guess they’ll be using a strap-on?

  25. Pyr05

    Joyce is unaware dating is not ‘going to town’ on someone. Sorry Joyce, it doesn’t mean going to town to go on a date and make out heavily.

  26. Chubsius

    If Joyce can’t get her gender studies lessons right, I fear with great fear what the result of Billie’s teachings will be.

    Also, what exactly is Joyce’s plan right now? To force herself on Ethan in an attempt to screw him straight? I’m calling it now, if that happens it’ll trigger the red background of doom and flashbacks to the party. Extra damns to Willis if it triggers her memory and she actually remembers everything that happened that night.

    1. Ocksgrough

      Wait, what? I thought she remembered all that happened already: she thwarted everything but the drugging by whacking the guy with her glass (with Sarah’s follow-up batting).

      1. Aizat

        Yeah but she rather not remember that sort of thing. I mean, do you want to even remember the traumatic things you faced?

        1. tinfoil theory

          I know I don’t.

          But Joyce did ask if the nice pastor’s son was all right, so apparently there were some things that did not make it to long term memory after the drugs took effect.

          Which also means that the memories cannot be recovered by whatever trigger.

          Unless I’m wrong. There are many alcohol-induced holes in my memory. (I blame space aliens from the planet Minibar.)

        2. kelticat

          They made it to her subconscious memory because she still sees him in her nightmares.

        3. tinfoil theory

          It’s not like nobody told her what happened.

        4. Bill

          She was told why her hand was bandaged and a brief outline of what had happened — “You smashed a cup in a boy’s face …. he drugged you”.  Sarah never told her exactly *WHO* it was that had drugged her or who she gashed.

        5. Jason

          I think you’re reading that wrong. They told her off-panel.

    2. Yotomoe

      Oh man. We’re getting a new superhero?

      1. ShaggyDonahugh

        Dear God. Amazi-girl gets a sidekick, the Billidick Wonder.

    3. kelticat

      I’m calling double red flashbacks of doom if she starts trying to screw Ethan straight. She’ll flashback to the party, He’ll flashback to the convenience store and prom. We probably will end up with a new hero as Ethan starts going after rapists and possibly Sal and definitely Joyce.

      1. ShaggyDonahugh

        I like how hero has become synonymous with “Person who uses violence to deal with their many psychoses”.

        1. kelticat

          Hey, both Amber and Ethan admire the Bat franchise. A group of heroes who use violence to deal with traumatic incidents.

        2. ShaggyDonahugh

          Eh. Never really liked Batman (for that reason lol). However, he does have my favorite villain, The Joker ^_^
          Though it’s really not saying much, because my favorite hero is Iron Man.

        3. Gangler

          What weirds me out is the writers who think Bruce Wayne can be interesting without a Robin.

          There’s some small child who has to deal with all his bullshit. That’s what makes all his rage and trauma matter.

        4. tinfoil theory

          As opposed to the original meaning of hero: Someone who gets others killed.

          (Fortunately, Batman is the kind of hero who would never koll anyone.)

      2. Rabid Rabbit

        Meanwhile, Sal: “Why da fuck are are all these crazy masked people tryin’ to beat me up al the time???”

  27. chris73

    This is something that can’t really be explained so much as demonstrated

  28. Ancestral Hamster

    Billie has failed dating but is summa cum laude in one-night stands.

    {Oh, and her nickname is “Lassie”! :D}

    1. Maveric1984

      Why do they call her Lassie?

      Get her up in the equipment room.

      1. Ancestral Hamster

        Good, someone got the reference! Three points for you!

  29. Bill

    I have a very bad feeling about this.

  30. Yotomoe

    http://i.imgur.com/s9BrtRf.png

    Edit I did a billion years ago of panel 3

    1. kelticat

      What was that?! Joyce coming into the room after killing Amber? Or Ethan?

      1. Triniking

        Neither. She used Sarah’s toy the wrong way.

    2. nothri

      Panel three is completely terrifying. Its what I expect to see if Gozer came to me and asked me to pick the form of the destroyer and I thought of DOA.

    3. 3oranges

      It works really well with what she’s saying in that panel, too.

  31. nothri

    Man, I had a very busy schedule to stick to of wallowing in my own misery. Damn all these fools and their need for my wisdom!

  32. Marvelman

    uh-oh

  33. JoeMerl

    Hmm…Joyce wants to keep Ethan from being gay, Billie recently failed at being gay…she might actually be really helpful!

    1. Oxyvolt

      How does one “fail to be gay”? By being straight or bi?

      1. Marianne

        Well according to the British courts, a lesbian asylum seeker probably isn’t really a lesbian unless she’s attended pride parades and read Oscar Wilde. So I guess I’m lucky that I was born here, rather than fled here from a homophobic foreign government, as I also fail to be a proper lesbian under our wonderful, wise legal definition. And here you thought gayness was about who you found attractive!

        1. Rutee

          ….ugh.

        2. apostateCourier

          Please tell me you’re joking.

  34. acher4

    Oh my, this duet i hadn’t thought about. This friendship will be fun. 😀

  35. luxlucis

    Gosh darn it Joyce! He doesn’t wants you and the point was you not doing this!

  36. hof1991

    Billie is so focused on herself and/or drunk that she is a fount of misinformation and bad advice. She thinks Sal is AG and almost attacked Danny just for a little information. Of course Sarah’s not been much help, as Joyce wants man hands on her, not mechanical phalluses. Dorothy might give her some useful advice, but no one with any sense would help her plan a semi seduction of Ethan. Hence she asks Billie

  37. flyingfish

    Step 1: Make sure he isn’t gay.

  38. Rocketboy1313

    Read that as, “Go down on somebody”.

  39. Just Here

    And in obedience to the universal laws of comedy, Joyce goes to just about the worst person possible for relationship advice.

    Joyce’s ultimate problem is simple: Joyce needs to learn to define Joyce, and Joyce’s wants & needs internally, and not in terms of what others want for Joyce.

    I can relate. Growing up, I wasn’t encourage in a lot of self-independence. Not for religious reasons, but for others. Learning how to deal with the real world was a bongo.

    1. March

      I think she just wants to know what she’s supposed to do when she wants more than a chaste kiss, in which case Billy might be the best person. She knows all about BC, and she’s been around the block a few times. She’ll tell Joyce in blunt terms that she can’t misinterpret. Like, “This is sex, this is what you need to do to get him off, what he needs to do to get you off, and then you both go home happy”

  40. Jeeves

    Just you wait, it’ll turn out that Joyce is like some kind of boner savant. Like the Kwisatz Haderach, but with dicks.

    Little did Jacob know how true his ‘suck like a billion dicks’ quip would turn out to be…

    1. gwalla

      The Spice Channel must flow?

  41. Rani

    Forget what I said about Amazi-Girl.

    THIS is the plane that’s going down.

    AWESOME.

  42. Sean

    Is that a thing people do? Talk about sex like that? I’m being serious, is that a thing actual people do like Billy and Joyce do here?

    1. Rani

      inb4 YES.

      What about it seems implausible?

    2. Mr. Morningstar

      Is that… Really so hard to beleive?

    3. Rutee

      Ahahahayes. Is it that unusual to you?

      …or do you mean the phrase ‘go to town’? Because I’m pretty sure Joyce is just talking about licky style right now.

    4. Lanval

      People do! Especially in university. I’ve never been the type to ask or talk about that stuff myself but friends asking friends questions is pretty common.

      There are a lot of people who like dispensing their advice regardless of whether it was invited or not and it can be varying qualities.

  43. Edmund Grain

    Obviously this will end with Joyce and Sal making out on the motorcycle.

  44. Sam

    Why is Joyce pointing to that door in the last panel?

    1. Jackson

      Because the town is that way.

      1. anonymous

        Jacob is waiting in the hall.

  45. Charles Fee

    Wait..What does that mean in America? You guys have really different (Read: Wrong) definitions of most sexual acts compared to Europe

    1. gwalla

      It is not anything specific. It is equivalent to “really get down to business”, “do thoroughly and with much enthusiasm”.

      1. Charles Fee

        Ah fair enough, it’s mostly the bases you do really weird to us. Pretty much the same in this case but usually implies violence/force

  46. Jess

    I can sympathize with Joyce… My BF is bi and I’m entirely straight. I love him, even though there are times when he kinda makes me feel uncomfortable. There are times when I wish he was just straight, but I love him enough that I’m not going to try changing him. The best I can do is try to make him as comfortable as possible with himself.

    1. Charles Fee

      Why? If my GF had a problem with me liking dudes I’d leave her. That’s like…Nearly homophobic. Joyce has a reason to think so, homosexuality is wrong to her.

  47. Lanval

    Whelp. This ends in tears and likely Ethan getting dragged out of the university closet kicking and screaming.

  48. John

    Panel 3 Joyce will swallow your soul.

  49. OmegaDez

    Doyyy.

    And Billie needs a hug.

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