Dumbing of Age Book Fourteen

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    June 4, 2021 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    shit-ghosting

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      June 4, 2021 at 1:10 am | # | Reply

      No shit?!

    • Clif
      Clif
      June 4, 2021 at 1:19 am | # | Reply

      And the question is “What happens after you die of constipation and Butts disease?”

      • milu
        milu
        June 4, 2021 at 4:27 am | # | Reply

        Do gut bacteria go to heaven?

    • Butt Sir
      Butt Sir
      June 4, 2021 at 6:59 am | # | Reply

      Isn’t that reverse-shit-ghosting? I thought shit-ghosting is when you leave through the bathroom window.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        June 4, 2021 at 9:41 am | # | Reply

        I thought shit-ghosting was when you don’t turn on the fan after dropping a particularly malignant load.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        June 4, 2021 at 11:57 am | # | Reply

        Better than shit-buttering. Don’t look that up if you’ve been near or plan to be near food within 6 hours.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          June 5, 2021 at 4:32 pm | # | Reply

          Is that the stuff you spread with the poop knife?

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    June 4, 2021 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    There were many contributing factors, but I won’t swear under oath that the Stress Pooping didn’t crack the top ten.

    • Clif
      Clif
      June 4, 2021 at 12:42 am | # | Reply

      If it weren’t for the stress pooping, Ruth wouldn’t have followed her into the bar and so Ruth wouldn’t have had drinks, so wouldn’t have hit it off with Jason, who wouldn’t have pointed out she could say no, and wouldn’t be hiding her behind the bar at this very instant.

      So it was absolutely the stress pooping.

      • RedCat
        RedCat
        June 4, 2021 at 4:42 am | # | Reply

        Just not in the way daisy thinks

  3. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    June 4, 2021 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    It was probably the stress pooping. Ruth was drunk and Jason’s kind of eh so I don’t hold their opinions in very high regard.

    • Clif
      Clif
      June 4, 2021 at 1:45 am | # | Reply

      But whose opinion in the comic do you hold in high regard? Dorothy? We could ask her.

      Dorothy: It wasn’t the stress pooping.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        June 4, 2021 at 5:20 pm | # | Reply

        Nah. Dorothy’s kind of a nerd and also the type to try and spare someone’s feelings. So in this situation I don’t hold her opinion in very high regard. So it was probably the stress pooping.

        Now if Blowjob Cat had said it wasn’t the stress pooping I might stop and consider it.

  4. Proto_Eevee
    Proto_Eevee
    June 4, 2021 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    you think it was the stress pooping?

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      June 4, 2021 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

      t-shirt says it wasn’t

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        June 4, 2021 at 12:52 am | # | Reply

        You can always trust a T-shirt. I know this because I read it on a T-shirt.

        • I am Nothing
          I am Nothing
          June 4, 2021 at 8:17 am | # | Reply

          I followed that advice, and all I got was a lousy T-shirt.

          • Deanatay
            Deanatay
            June 4, 2021 at 9:44 am | # | Reply

            If that t-shirt reads, “It Wasn’t The Stress Pooping”, then it was good advice.

  5. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    June 4, 2021 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    https://imgur.com/a/v89C6Yb
    Speaking of which.

    • Wagstaff
      Wagstaff
      June 4, 2021 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

      Excellent work! Especially how Daisy’s melting like a snow cone!

    • NotThatDrew
      NotThatDrew
      June 4, 2021 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

      I mean, this would explain why Daisy took so long

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      June 4, 2021 at 1:10 am | # | Reply

      Ooooooh!

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      June 4, 2021 at 4:53 am | # | Reply

      Nicely done.

    • Amos Batista
      Amos Batista
      June 4, 2021 at 8:22 am | # | Reply

      Your draws are awesome, but you’ve made me remember this meme.
      (Yes, it’s me and everybody inside the meme, too).

  6. NotThatDrew
    NotThatDrew
    June 4, 2021 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Seriously, just how long was Daisy in there?

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      June 4, 2021 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

      Long enough for Ruth to toss back at least two, maybe three whiskeys and write the note.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        June 4, 2021 at 12:53 am | # | Reply

        So…. forty seconds? I dunno, does Jason strike you as the type of bartender who pours fast or slow?

        • Bicycle Bill
          Bicycle Bill
          June 4, 2021 at 1:00 am | # | Reply

          Well, she did start out sipping the ‘superlative’ whiskey. And she still had time get mildly buzzed, start to feel sorry for herself, argue with Jason, and try to take and send Daisy a titty-pic.

          So maybe ten minutes – fifteen, tops.

  7. Wagstaff
    Wagstaff
    June 4, 2021 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Disappointment, laced with an obsession with poop. What a combo.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      June 4, 2021 at 12:53 am | # | Reply

      … so we’ll be cutting back to Walky now?

      • Clif
        Clif
        June 4, 2021 at 1:47 am | # | Reply

        We’ll be cutting to the new comic, Stress Pooping of Age.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        June 4, 2021 at 8:05 am | # | Reply

        lmao gottem

  8. SIippy Slidey
    SIippy Slidey
    June 4, 2021 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Kudos to Ruth for recognizing that she’s not ready but I’m wondering if she came to that conclusion for the wrong reasons.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      June 4, 2021 at 12:13 am | # | Reply

      It’s Dumbing of Age.

      She probably did.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      June 4, 2021 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

      I don’t think it was for the wrong reasons. Ruth never really wanted to go on this date. The one thing she repeatedly said she wanted to do on her birthday is drink, which she did. The date was really only to help out Jennifer.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      June 4, 2021 at 12:21 am | # | Reply

      “I don’t want to” is a very good reason. : )

      And they didn’t burn any bridges. If this was real life, they could always hook up later, when Ruth is less hung up on her ex.

      • a/snow/mous/e
        a/snow/mous/e
        June 4, 2021 at 12:40 am | # | Reply

        she said she wanted to last strip though

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          June 4, 2021 at 1:03 am | # | Reply

          She wanted to and she also didn’t want to.

          • a/snow/mous/e
            a/snow/mous/e
            June 4, 2021 at 4:39 pm | # | Reply

            yeah, that’s fair

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        June 4, 2021 at 12:54 am | # | Reply

        Did they even exchange phone numbers, though? Billie had to relay the “she’s inside” message, so I’m not sure they have each others’ phone numbers.

        • Sunny
          Sunny
          June 4, 2021 at 6:56 am | # | Reply

          I’m pretty sure Daisy knows Ruth used to be Billifer’s RA in whatever-quadhall and she can figure out where Ruth is from that. She’ll probably be too nervous to go see her and ask if she wants to go on a second date, but it’s not impossible in theory. She could also ask Billifer for Ruth’s number.

          • a/snow/mous/e
            a/snow/mous/e
            June 4, 2021 at 4:40 pm | # | Reply

            or Ruth could ask for Daisy’s number when she’s feeling better about things, maybe

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          June 5, 2021 at 5:13 pm | # | Reply

          Ruth texted her a pic. I’m sure that involves phone numbers.

      • SIippy Slidey
        SIippy Slidey
        June 5, 2021 at 1:09 am | # | Reply

        Anyone can revoke consent at any time, I was referring more to Ruth’s comments that Daisy was too hot for her etc.

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          June 5, 2021 at 1:30 am | # | Reply

          Ohh. Yeah, she should probably mention that whole thought process to her therapist.

    • zee
      zee
      June 4, 2021 at 10:37 am | # | Reply

      Well either way she clearly wasn’t very enthusiastic about having sex that night, even though she put the idea on the table. She had to drink just to get herself into it. So that’s a pretty good reason to say you’re not ready

  9. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    June 4, 2021 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Still think Ruth should have left her with a tit pic. You know, prove it wasn’t the stress pooping.

  10. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    June 4, 2021 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

    …these two have basically the exact same face, don’t they?

    Anyway I’m kinda sad that the date didn’t go well but at the same time I’m very glad Ruth didn’t go through with something she was clearly uncomfortable with, so I guess it evens out?

    …wasn’t I a Ruth/Jen shipper ten minutes ago HAVE I BEEN CONVERTED

  11. Black
    Black
    June 4, 2021 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

    And now Ruth is completely drunk AND wandering the streets.

    Seems like a lovely night to get struck by a car while you stumble around in a drunken stupor…

    • StClair
      StClair
      June 4, 2021 at 12:21 am | # | Reply

      or a truck.

      • NotThatDrew
        NotThatDrew
        June 4, 2021 at 12:24 am | # | Reply

        Not tonight, Satan

    • AbacusWizard
      AbacusWizard
      June 4, 2021 at 12:38 am | # | Reply

      She acted with integrity, sort of, but she might have some regrets.

      • milu
        milu
        June 4, 2021 at 7:41 am | # | Reply

        beg your pardon, if you act with integrity you still get regrets?!?
        well that’s settled then.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      June 4, 2021 at 12:42 am | # | Reply

      I don’t know how drunk Ruth is but she only had a few shots of whiskey. I trust her enough to believe she can safely walk back to her dorm. I doubt Jason would’ve even let her leave if she was truly at a.dangerous level of drunkeness.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        June 4, 2021 at 3:46 am | # | Reply

        She had a few shots of whiskey while on meds whose alcohol interactions she’s been a bit cagey about.

        • RedCat
          RedCat
          June 4, 2021 at 4:44 am | # | Reply

          New meds.

          • Regalli
            Regalli
            June 4, 2021 at 10:40 am | # | Reply

            New meds that aren’t the ‘well that’s a rash, that’s not good’ ones that she went to the ER for; we don’t have a frame of reference for these ones and basically all antidepressants have the potential for bad interactions with alcohol. (SSRIs, which have the safest reaction, still increase symptoms of drunkenness; other categories can range from more dramatic liver damage and increased depression symptoms to increased risk of seizures and critically high blood pressure. We have no idea whatsoever what variety she’s on, though the rash suggests the last ones may have included an atypical variety.)

            She’s fairly likely to be okay tonight. She’s unlikely to be okay longterm, since she is in fact an alcoholic and if it goes fine tonight, then obviously everything’s fine, right? No problems.

          • Ryek Hvek
            Ryek Hvek
            June 4, 2021 at 11:11 am | # | Reply

            “Now with more interactions”

        • Sirksome
          Sirksome
          June 4, 2021 at 10:43 am | # | Reply

          And that would make her drunk enough to wonder into the street and get hit by a car?! I get that she was drunk and it may have had a reaction to her new meds but she at least seemed aware of her surroundings. That level of drunk would imply she would have trouble even walking. I get that DoA can get dramatic sometimes but saying Ruth is so drunk she could walk out into traffic feels like a reach based on what we’ve seen. Like it’s trying to force that outcome.

          • Reltzik
            Reltzik
            June 4, 2021 at 5:54 pm | # | Reply

            It doesn’t take that much alcohol to make someone wander out into the street and get hit by a car. (Really, all it takes is texting on your phone.) The scenario I’m more worried about is that the med/alcohol combination might make her disoriented or cause her to pass out for a bit… in the dark, in a snow drift, in the middle of an Indiana winter.

            And I’m not that worried. Cause for some concern, but not “OMG SHE’S DOOMED!” The thing that really has me worried is how incautious she’s being. Rolling the dice once probably won’t cause her any major harm, but if she thinks those dice are safe and keeps rolling them eventually she’s going to crap out.

            And not the way Daisy had to.

  12. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    June 4, 2021 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

    “Did she at least send me a titty pic? All of this would be so much more palatable if she sent me a titty pic.”

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      June 4, 2021 at 12:39 am | # | Reply

      Got my fingers crossed that she did.

  13. BBCC
    BBCC
    June 4, 2021 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Well, at least Ruth knew her limits and left. Limits regarding Daisy anyway, the boozeahol one seems to have slipped her mind.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      June 4, 2021 at 12:41 am | # | Reply

      Well she wasn’t still there getting sloshed when Daisy returned, so clearly she has some idea of her limits. I wouldn’t leave her alone with an unguarded bottle of whiskey but I think she’ll be ok.

      • Sunny
        Sunny
        June 4, 2021 at 7:01 am | # | Reply

        She did say she had had enough alcohol at one point and was not shown drinking after that. So at least while drinking in public and with someone expecting her to stay functional and the bartender keeping an eye on her she knows her limits. Her having a bottle of whiskey at home would be a bad idea, though.

  14. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    June 4, 2021 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

    *plays The Who’s “Don’t Get Fooled Again” on the jukebox*

    • Catt
      Catt
      June 4, 2021 at 1:23 am | # | Reply

      *Won’t

    • Wagstaff
      Wagstaff
      June 4, 2021 at 1:26 am | # | Reply

      That’s the theme of the Land of the Lost film trailer! Ah, brings back so many memories…

  15. Moon
    Moon
    June 4, 2021 at 12:13 am | # | Reply

    saying it again: ibs icon

    • Carla's #2 Fan
      Carla's #2 Fan
      June 4, 2021 at 12:25 am | # | Reply

      AGREED! Stress pooping is so inconvenient!

  16. WanderingLynx
    WanderingLynx
    June 4, 2021 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

    …….. I hope to heck Ruth doesn’t end up fucking Booster after this. I’d love to see that ship happening, but not with my girl drunk like this. She just made a good decision! Pls let it linger (Lynx says, knowing well “Damn You Willis” is a thing for good reasons)

    • WanderingLynx
      WanderingLynx
      June 4, 2021 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

      …… Ohmygod I finally have the Booster icon I was after! Thank you, Avatar Roulette :’3

      • Anon A Mouse
        Anon A Mouse
        June 4, 2021 at 12:44 am | # | Reply

        It’s gonna be a big “Oof” on the timing, though, if you turn out to be right. Especially with that coy look.

        • WanderingLynx
          WanderingLynx
          June 4, 2021 at 1:38 am | # | Reply

          I’d honest-to-god would be very happy if they have a “date”” of sorts with Booster providing support and Ruth doing some drunk soul-searching until she sobers up. And with no sex. That’s legit my Best Case Scenario at this point :’)

          (And maybe that way the Comments Section will stop hating on my Enby Icon, lmao)

          • Delicious Taffy
            Delicious Taffy
            June 4, 2021 at 7:03 am | # | Reply

            Look, we’d hate them less if they’d just stop holding machetes to people’s throats and giggling about “Using [Character] to fertilise my lovely lovely radish farm” in every strip. I get it, every comic has to have it’s Designated Weirdo, but the radish gimmick stopped being funny after the third consecutive strip.

            • WanderingLynx
              WanderingLynx
              June 4, 2021 at 11:17 pm | # | Reply

              I have a feeling this is a reference :C But I’m ESL and not from the USA (try a looooooot more southern), so I’ve gotno idea.

          • Alex
            Alex
            June 4, 2021 at 10:33 am | # | Reply

            Same! I just want to see Booster interact with more of the cast. They got off to a rough start but I think there’s a lot of room for growth.

            • WanderingLynx
              WanderingLynx
              June 4, 2021 at 11:21 pm | # | Reply

              There’s something delightfully narcissistic about replying to this comment with this icon. But yeah, I def think there’s space for growth. My take so far is “Artsy, Neurodivergent eNBy with a large vocabulary, and an interest for humans but zero experience interacting with them 1:1, tried to do a party trick once. It backfired. Months later, the audience hasn’t forgiven them.”

              Could be projecting I mean but I project in at least 735 characters in this webcomic so that’s more on Willis. ARGUABLY.

          • annarchy
            annarchy
            June 4, 2021 at 3:06 pm | # | Reply

            Most of the time the best Love isn’t about sex.

            Its about what each individual needs.

    • zee
      zee
      June 4, 2021 at 10:41 am | # | Reply

      Fortunately, no matter how much the comment section wants to demonize them, i don’t think booster is the type to sleep with someone who is clearly drunk. Especially when said person rejected them sober

      • WanderingLynx
        WanderingLynx
        June 4, 2021 at 11:23 pm | # | Reply

        Yeaaaaaah, I don’t think they are either. I believe they could be the type to make mistakes while drunk, maybe, but not take advantage. I wonder what has to happen so the comments section chills. They’ve hated Booster since the “ne’er shall I err”, far before the RA meeting.

  17. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    June 4, 2021 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

    Wait, have we suddenly moved to one of those islands from logic puzzles where some people always lie and others always tell the truth?

    • Wagstaff
      Wagstaff
      June 4, 2021 at 1:31 am | # | Reply

      If you know for sure you’ve got a truth teller and a lier, just ask this:

      “If I asked the person next to you whether or not it was because of the stress-pooping, what would they say?”

      • Clif
        Clif
        June 4, 2021 at 1:53 am | # | Reply

        They would say reserve your copy now of Dumbing of Age 11: It Wasn’t the Stress Pooping!

        • Wagstaff
          Wagstaff
          June 4, 2021 at 3:54 pm | # | Reply

          Not an answer I was hoping for. But hot damn! I’ll take it anyway!

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        June 5, 2021 at 5:23 pm | # | Reply

        Wagstaff, I doubt any normal human being would thread through that logic. A person who wants to deceive will give a deceptive answer.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      June 4, 2021 at 6:00 pm | # | Reply

      … is this a question about today’s comic, or today’s society?

  18. StClair
    StClair
    June 4, 2021 at 12:26 am | # | Reply

    It probably actually wasn’t.
    But the fact that Daisy seems to be incapable of accepting that it wasn’t her fault somehow is, IMO, one more indication this was a Bad Idea.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      June 4, 2021 at 12:40 am | # | Reply

      Yeaaaaah, this was about what I expected. Maybe later, when Ruth’s less depreoh who am I kidding.

    • WanderingLynx
      WanderingLynx
      June 4, 2021 at 1:40 am | # | Reply

      Thiiiiiiis. Daisy has been letting a lot of her neuroses show, they’re just less blatant than Ruth’s but they’re there :’)

    • Buli-buli
      Buli-buli
      June 4, 2021 at 7:39 am | # | Reply

      Look at it from Daisy’s perspective.

      Awkward, but salvageable date -> Ruth is explicitly here to get laid –> Stress Pooping –> Ruth is gone, but left a note that only mentions the stress pooping

      I think it’s unfair to expect Daisy to have the epiphany that Ruth’s blunt proposition was a subtle attempt to scare Daisy off because Ruth didn’t want to be there in the first place.

  19. Robbie
    Robbie
    June 4, 2021 at 12:33 am | # | Reply

    A lot of questions are being asked that were already answered by the “it’s not the stress-pooping” note

  20. MrSmith
    MrSmith
    June 4, 2021 at 12:34 am | # | Reply

    This is the best outcome that could have happened here (Daisy may disagree of course)

  21. brionl
    brionl
    June 4, 2021 at 12:38 am | # | Reply

    Been there, pooped that, got the T-shirt.

    • Clif
      Clif
      June 4, 2021 at 1:54 am | # | Reply

      What did the shirt say?

  22. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    June 4, 2021 at 12:44 am | # | Reply

    “Why are you wearing that T-shirt? Is it because of-”

    “IT WASN’T BECAUSE OF THE STRESS POOPING!”

    “…. are you sure? Because wearing a shirt that says ‘it wasn’t the stress pooping” is weird, but wearing it WITHOUT stress pooping being part of the process that led to wearing it is weirder.”

  23. MrSmith
    MrSmith
    June 4, 2021 at 12:47 am | # | Reply

    Metamucil would help her stress pooping (seriously that stuff is great)

    • HeySo
      HeySo
      June 4, 2021 at 1:57 am | # | Reply

      Is stress pooping constipation-based, then? I’d have figured it to be more diaherra-based. And now I’m curious what you’d recommend to her, from that angle. 😛

      • MrSmith
        MrSmith
        June 4, 2021 at 2:00 am | # | Reply

        Again Metamucil, it’ll firm it right up and make it come out nice and easy

        (If I ever become famous I’ll be hitting up Metamucil for an endorsement because its basically a miracle what its done for me)

    • Alex
      Alex
      June 4, 2021 at 10:34 am | # | Reply

      But DO NOT take it if you think you have IBS. Jesus that hurt like hell.

      • MrSmith
        MrSmith
        June 4, 2021 at 2:34 pm | # | Reply

        Thats good to know, thanks for that.

        I thought I might have had a minor form of IBS (the after effects of a plate of pork strips and chicken wings were…interesting) but I guess I didn’t and just had iffy eating habits

  24. Beef
    Beef
    June 4, 2021 at 12:54 am | # | Reply

    I for one am glad that Daisy didn’t hook up with a drunk women who’s clearly dealing with a lot of stuff

    • Zaxares
      Zaxares
      June 4, 2021 at 6:35 am | # | Reply

      I wouldn’t say I’m GLAD about it (because I’ve been where Daisy is and lemme tell you, these sorts of incidents are NOT good for your self-esteem), but I totally agree that Ruth is absolutely not ready to date again, let alone jump into bed with someone.

  25. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    June 4, 2021 at 1:01 am | # | Reply

    hopefully Ruth doesn’t get another medication+alcohol reaction just out on the road

    • RedCat
      RedCat
      June 4, 2021 at 4:39 am | # | Reply

      She did say she can drink with her new meds.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        June 4, 2021 at 9:14 am | # | Reply

        And this night proves it. So she can safely go back to killing herself with booze again. That’s wonderful.

  26. Bagge
    Bagge
    June 4, 2021 at 1:09 am | # | Reply

    Well, did Daisy at least get some titty pics out of it?

    • Clif
      Clif
      June 4, 2021 at 1:40 am | # | Reply

      Someone has to ask the important questions.

    • darkgloomie
      darkgloomie
      June 4, 2021 at 3:03 am | # | Reply

      Drunken titty pics are generally a bad idea. Let’s see how Ruth feels about hangover titty pics tho

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        June 4, 2021 at 6:18 am | # | Reply

        We wouldn’t want Ruth to act on bad ideas now, would we?

    • BarerMender
      BarerMender
      June 5, 2021 at 5:28 pm | # | Reply

      She got a naked pic that looks sort of like Alyson Hannigan and sort of like Ruth.

  27. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    June 4, 2021 at 2:04 am | # | Reply

    I’m sorry for Daisy. Her intestines have betrayed her. I want to hope that one day Ruth will be ready. But Ruth will never be ready, she will run away every time she will have the possibility. It’s sad.

  28. BenRG
    BenRG
    June 4, 2021 at 2:06 am | # | Reply

    I know that this will be difficult for you to accept Daisy but I really think that Ruth doesn’t like herself much and doesn’t think she deserves you. So, maybe text Jennifer for Ruth’s dorm assignment?

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      June 4, 2021 at 3:50 am | # | Reply

      Because that wouldn’t be creepy or anything.

      Then again, if she’s any good as a reporter, Daisy ought to be able to figure it out on the basis of ‘Jennifer’s former RA, what was her original dorm again?’

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        June 4, 2021 at 4:39 am | # | Reply

        There is a fine line between ‘creepy’ and ‘so worried for someone that she couldn’t in conscience leave her alone’. As is so often the case, this difference is almost entirely subjective.

  29. Steelbright
    Steelbright
    June 4, 2021 at 2:53 am | # | Reply

    i’m impressed that the phrase “stress pooping” has just been uttered so many times in one strip

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      June 4, 2021 at 3:51 am | # | Reply

      It’s a Willis comic. It is (unfortunately) not that surprising.

  30. Lulu
    Lulu
    June 4, 2021 at 4:05 am | # | Reply

    So whole date was pointless story point to jab at Daisy the most, even unfunny one seeing the result with the poop jokes, and the one who will pick up drunk + meds Ruth now on the street will date/have sex with her next instead of Jason or Daisy? Damn I bet it will be either Booster or Joe.

    • RedCat
      RedCat
      June 4, 2021 at 4:41 am | # | Reply

      I think the point was, Ruth is still not ready to mingle. Also, friendship with Jason. And getting to know Daisy better.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      June 4, 2021 at 4:44 am | # | Reply

      Okay, this posted as a fresh comment initially but it was meant to be a reply to Lulu.

      The ‘drunk and medicated’ issue is the reason why I’m hoping that Daisy tracks her down and stays with her overnight… Y’know, to stop Ruth from crashing or suffocating on her own vomit or something similar whilst all alone.

      The romantic in me liked the idea of Ruth waking up to find Daisy asleep on her study chair and try to figure out what this might mean.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        June 4, 2021 at 10:34 am | # | Reply

        Eaugh, no, when somebody chooses to leave their first date with you, you let them leave as gracefully as possible. Ruth is drunk, but capable enough to write notes and get around on her own stream. She’s got boozles, not puking or blacking out. If she was unsafe, Jason would be in a better position to call somebody to walk her home — but she’s fine.
        I really wouldn’t want Daisy to go watch Ruth sleep, like a stalker.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          June 4, 2021 at 12:04 pm | # | Reply

          I completely agree with your entire message, but I offer the following scenario: Daisy watching Ruth sleep from about three inches away, in a perfect replication of that Simpsons meme of Homer warning Bart about boogeymen.

        • JBento
          JBento
          June 4, 2021 at 4:49 pm | # | Reply

          “I love watching you sleep” really is one of those phrases fit for the “letter font makes all the difference” meme.

  31. Matty
    Matty
    June 4, 2021 at 4:40 am | # | Reply

    🙁

  32. BenRG
    BenRG
    June 4, 2021 at 4:43 am | # | Reply

    That is why I’m hoping that Daisy tracks her down and stays with her overnight… Y’know, to stop Ruth from crashing or suffocating on her own vomit or something similar whilst all alone.

    The romantic in me liked the idea of Ruth waking up to find Daisy asleep on her study chair and try to figure out what this might mean.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      June 4, 2021 at 4:45 am | # | Reply

      Willis or mods – The above comment was posted in the wrong place. Please feel free to delete it.

  33. Keulen
    Keulen
    June 4, 2021 at 4:55 am | # | Reply

    Dumbing of Age Book 11: It Wasn’t the Stress Pooping

  34. Keulen
    Keulen
    June 4, 2021 at 5:09 am | # | Reply

    Kinda disappointed that the Ruth/Daisy ship appears to have sunk already.

  35. Hielario
    Hielario
    June 4, 2021 at 5:12 am | # | Reply

    Poor Daisy. Frustrated again because her date fell for the stupid modern notion that suddenly getting cold feet means she never wanted it and her previous word somehow didn’t have any value.

    • JBento
      JBento
      June 4, 2021 at 6:04 am | # | Reply

      No, it means that she doesn’t want it NOW, and a “don’t want” now trump “want” then.

      Like, your comment is veering dangerously close to “if your partner said yes and is now saying no, you should keep pushing to see if they come around back to yes”.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      June 4, 2021 at 7:07 am | # | Reply

      What the fuck are you talking about?

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      June 4, 2021 at 10:46 am | # | Reply

      What? No.

      Ruth wanted to have sex with Daisy. Then she changed her mind, and currently does not want to have sex with Daisy anymore.

      I only want to have sex with people who currently, right now, are super excited about having sex with me. That’s just one of those things that makes me so cool and unlikely to date-rape anyone. Jeez.

    • zee
      zee
      June 4, 2021 at 11:01 am | # | Reply

      …what?
      Do you understand the concept of withdrawal of consent?

      • JBento
        JBento
        June 4, 2021 at 12:30 pm | # | Reply

        Like, we’ve been over THAT topic literally yesterday.

    • milu
      milu
      June 4, 2021 at 6:49 pm | # | Reply

      Dude. This comment is GOLD!! Do you know how abysmal that sounded, never mind that, do you know where you are at all?? Fascinating.

      • JBento
        JBento
        June 4, 2021 at 7:11 pm | # | Reply

        *summons callback to Raidah’s best scene*
        “Oh, right, we’re in the DoA commentary section.”
        “Oh, right, we’re in the WORLD.”

  36. Lorien Inksong
    Lorien Inksong
    June 4, 2021 at 5:27 am | # | Reply

    rofl poor Daisy. I do genuinely feel for her but this strip is too funny.

    (also dang Ruth that was mean!!!! I get that you were also stressed and anxious… and freshly drunk… did she run home to stress poop as well once her gut unclenched?)

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      June 4, 2021 at 5:34 am | # | Reply

      In Ruth’s defence, she’s got a lot of self-loathing and running away from someone who she genuinely likes and is attracted to is entirely in-character for her.

      • Lorien Inksong
        Lorien Inksong
        June 4, 2021 at 9:07 am | # | Reply

        Oh absolutely. Don’t get me wrong I’m a huge Ruth apologist (alongside many of the characters, sans a notable few like Mary and The Bad Dads) and as someone with similar mental health issues I entirely understand.
        I too have the instinct to flee when treated with kindness or fondness. Brain sick makes fools of us all. >:(

        >_< Unfortunately to be gross this only lends more legitimacy to my joke, as far as some of the physical side effects that can come from these sort of mental health issues in situations like this. It can mess with your GI tract in a lot of ways. I apologize btw (to everyone reading this) for being the bearer of trash facts and TMI. ;;;;;;;

  37. Pharmadan
    Pharmadan
    June 4, 2021 at 6:52 am | # | Reply

    Really hope that Drunk Ruth isn’t behind the counter and that Jason is still wearing pants…

  38. Moonie
    Moonie
    June 4, 2021 at 7:45 am | # | Reply

    It was the stress pooping, but only inasmuch as it gave Ruth time to think. Stress poop is a cruel mistress

  39. Spencer
    Spencer
    June 4, 2021 at 8:05 am | # | Reply

    Dang now that I think about Daisy’s never actually gotten with a woman before. She’s probably actual bi or pan and never realized it since she’s so hyperfocused on girls she’s never tried a guy.

    (this is what y’all sound like whenever “RUTH IS BI?!?! her high school boyfriend could be a phase” comes up)

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      June 4, 2021 at 12:29 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks for that last sentence, I was worried at first.

  40. Amos Batista
    Amos Batista
    June 4, 2021 at 9:02 am | # | Reply

    When God and the World conspire to keep you away from some booty…

  41. Smooti
    Smooti
    June 4, 2021 at 9:11 am | # | Reply

    Awww, a little sad cuz the two were genuinely connecting, but rushing immediately to bangin’ probably wouldn’t have been a good idea, especially for Ruth right now, and DOUBLE especially since Ruth decided to drink.

    Hopefully Daisy gets over her anxiety and self esteem issues enough to try again, cuz I think they’d be cute together

  42. zee
    zee
    June 4, 2021 at 11:03 am | # | Reply

    I’m glad this didn’t end with Ruth and Jason hooking up, though I doubt he’d take advantage of a drunk person anyway. Hope Ruth and Daisy can try again, when Ruth is more over Billie and in a better place mentally

  43. Pocky
    Pocky
    June 4, 2021 at 11:04 am | # | Reply

    Way to put a girl on the spot; then leave her alone and defeated lol

    But yeah; I really hope Ruth doesn’t do anything more reckless while drunk now. This whole situation has a been a real mess; in no small part thanks to Jen.

  44. ziggy78eog
    ziggy78eog
    June 4, 2021 at 1:58 pm | # | Reply

    Ruth did not send the titty pic?

  45. Wakeangel2001
    Wakeangel2001
    June 4, 2021 at 2:23 pm | # | Reply

    tell her she was prepared to send a titty pic, that might alleviate some of the doubt

  46. Mo
    Mo
    June 4, 2021 at 4:21 pm | # | Reply

    came in here expecting a teepublic link, disappointed

  47. davidbreslin101
    davidbreslin101
    June 4, 2021 at 4:32 pm | # | Reply

    “It Wasn’t the Stress Pooping.” New book title?

  48. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    June 4, 2021 at 10:02 pm | # | Reply

    Narrator: It was the stress pooping.

  49. Joya
    Joya
    June 15, 2021 at 5:17 pm | # | Reply

    Daisy is my new favorite now

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