I made this joke on patreon, but it needs to be made here – that’s a full time job with a lot of stress and little potential emotional rewards. Billie better cough up a thriving wage and kick ass benefits.
We have it on good authority (Billie) that the only way he knows how to show he cares about Billie is by flexing his wallet, so maybe for the sake of her improving as a person he might?
Okay maybe Billie isn’t GOOD authority. Maybe, like, neutral-positive but unreliable.
So for those of you still doubting, yeah, Lucy’s being a button. Or an alpha sweetie as Bagge calls her, because Bagge is adorable.
I mean, Billie’s totally going to be at movie night later, and that’s probably where the falling out with Ruth that Willis mentioned drawing on twitter will happen. But Lucy was concerned about Ruth’s feelings.
Degrassi!
Also, for others, you can think of it like, “cute as a button.”
(Does that come from something? Are buttons particularly cute? I’m too lazy to look into it right now.)
BBCC
I have no idea where that phrase comes from. All I know is apparently button was my first word because my mom’s friend was playing with me. Well, she was trying. I wanted to play with the buttons on her shirt.
Geneseepaws
My great grandmother used to say, “cute as a button,” for a compliment if we were well dress and goomed. And she used say,” bright as a brass button,” if we did or said something that showed we had half a brain. (We were pretty often horrible kids)
lilyliv
Is it related to “cute as a button?” Because Lucy definitely is that.
BBCC
Sure, let’s go with that!
thejeff
I’ve heard “bright as a button” as well.
And even “sharp as a button”, though I don’t really get that one.
Where did Willis mention drawing their falling out on Twitter? I’m going to be very disappointed, though I full expect it at this point, if that turns out to be the case.
He mentioned a few months ago he was drawing a Ruth and Billie fight. That was around the time the buffer was in (late) February, towards the start of March. The next storyline starts in March.
BBCC
I could always be wrong though. Maybe their ‘fight’ is more akin to when Ruth was chasing her around and they ended up making out. Hell, for all I know, my timing is way off and that was the fight in question.
My theory is that Ruth and Billie go to movie night in Forest Quad, and Billie poorly handles balancing the reality of their relationship with the legend she’s woven for her new neighbors. Ruth and Billie fight about this, which snowballs into fighting about Billie not detoxing and seeing the counselor like she said she was supposed to. The fight leads to at least a temporary breakup. Depending on how bad it gets, and how long the split lasts, Ruth starts slipping and gets tempted by the bottle again, and hopefully Billie realizes what she threw away just for meaningless clique-y high school bullshit.
I hope I’m at least partially wrong about this; maybe posting it will rewrite comics that are already finished. Somehow, maybe out of pure spite.
thejeff
I think at this point I’d be happier if it was Billie who went on the downward spiral after screwing up. Having to confront her drinking problem for her own sake, not just for Ruth.
Here’s my take on it, which will be completely wrong of course. Ruth is going to a lot of effort trying to get better, taking meds, attending councilling, giving up drink. Billie isn’t doing any of that because she doesn’t have a problem and so long as she has the girls in Forrest dotting on her, Ruth to love and to be loved by, that is probably going to continue to be the case.
Billie has already shown an almost callous disregard for the fact Ruth is trying to remain sober and happily suggests they go out for drinks. I can see this eventually becoming an issue for Ruth, what she is doing is damned hard enough without the person she loves trying to sabotage it. As a result it wouldn’t surprise me if next time that happens Ruth snaps at Billie and initiates the fight that Willis has alluded to. It could even result in them breaking up. I had two friends once who broke up because one of them stopped smoking and the other one wouldn’t.
However, I feel this would actually be a good thing from the point of view of Billie loosing Ruth, or even if she just believes she will. Perhaps then she will re-evaluate things. If she is prepared to die for Ruth, is she also prepared to give up drink for her? Sounds simple, perhaps, but Billie is an alcoholic so there is no garauntee that she will pick Ruth over drink. Which would be incredibly sad as these are two of my faorite characters and I’d love to see them work through this.
But that’s not QUITE what I mean with ‘Alpha Sweetie’. As I read her, Lucy tries to achieve a similar social position as Billie when she’s on the top of a game. The middle of the social circle, the one people come to with problems – and the one who can solve them, the one people wants to be friend with, and for good reason.
A bit of a gossip, a bit of a busy-body, a bit of a ‘friend mom’. Both Joyce and Dorothy have similar tendencies.
The difference between an alpha bongo and an alpha sweetie lies in the execution. While Billie shoves you in a locker, Lucy gives you a hug. But both wants to be on the top of the heap.
209 thoughts on “Lied”
Ana Chronistic
“…so that’s the secret! LYING”
*ticket to popularity ahoy*
lilyliv
I mean, you’re not wrong.
DarkoNeko
right ?
Jamie
Now go run for President.
Jon Rich
I was hoping to find that line.
Plasma Mongoose
Lying is such an ugly word, better to use the term “creative truth-telling”
Ana Chronistic
Alternative Facts
Arawn
Someone already used that one. It’s ok, though, Truth isn’t Truth anyway.
Ghostforge
so sayeth MiniTru!
Cattleprod
“I forgot you there in my direct line of sight since you were off-panel.”
butts
this just in: Billie lies
Yumi
Yeah, but Lucy lied too!
(“Congratulations, I think you just found the world’s thinnest argument.”)
Killer Klown
Or every political debate ever.
Plasma Mongoose
You cannot spell Billie without lie, bi and bill.
DarkoNeko
bi lies ? :/
Keulen
In other news, water is wet.
Doctor_Who
Then the Blue Fairy appears and assigns Lucy the job of being Billie’s conscience.
BBCC
I made this joke on patreon, but it needs to be made here – that’s a full time job with a lot of stress and little potential emotional rewards. Billie better cough up a thriving wage and kick ass benefits.
Doctor_Who
Lucy will receive a golden badge and swank top hat.
Deanatay
Billie: Eh, how about I just give you 20 bucks every now and then to go away?
Lucy:… That’ll do.
Regalli
Billingsdad can probably afford it.
BBCC
But will he?
Catman
We have it on good authority (Billie) that the only way he knows how to show he cares about Billie is by flexing his wallet, so maybe for the sake of her improving as a person he might?
Okay maybe Billie isn’t GOOD authority. Maybe, like, neutral-positive but unreliable.
ValdVin
Lucy can handle that job. I mean, it’s only 25 hours a day, right?
abysswatcher1993
She has to do it to get her wings… Sorry, wrong movie.
BBCC
So for those of you still doubting, yeah, Lucy’s being a button. Or an alpha sweetie as Bagge calls her, because Bagge is adorable.
I mean, Billie’s totally going to be at movie night later, and that’s probably where the falling out with Ruth that Willis mentioned drawing on twitter will happen. But Lucy was concerned about Ruth’s feelings.
Piotr W
What’s a “button”? I mean, aside from a thing you push?
BBCC
An adorable person. Agatha is also a button.
Plasma Mongoose
I thought button was slang for someone who butts in.
Dean
I thought it was a replacement for a banned word, like bongo.
Roborat
I thought she was a spark.
3-I
I’ll hetero YOUR dyne.
thejeff
hetero your dina?
Wait. Dina isn’t hetero.
3-I
Wrong Agatha. Also, I refuse to hetero Dina.
Doctor_Who
Is it like being a cinnamon roll? Is being a cinnamon roll still a thing?
BBCC
I still call people that.
Buttons seems to be a me thing. I got it from Degrassi but it doesn’t seem to have caught on.
Yumi
Degrassi!
Also, for others, you can think of it like, “cute as a button.”
(Does that come from something? Are buttons particularly cute? I’m too lazy to look into it right now.)
BBCC
I have no idea where that phrase comes from. All I know is apparently button was my first word because my mom’s friend was playing with me. Well, she was trying. I wanted to play with the buttons on her shirt.
Geneseepaws
My great grandmother used to say, “cute as a button,” for a compliment if we were well dress and goomed. And she used say,” bright as a brass button,” if we did or said something that showed we had half a brain. (We were pretty often horrible kids)
lilyliv
Is it related to “cute as a button?” Because Lucy definitely is that.
BBCC
Sure, let’s go with that!
thejeff
I’ve heard “bright as a button” as well.
And even “sharp as a button”, though I don’t really get that one.
Never “button” on its own.
Plasma Mongoose
I like cinnamon donuts better even if they are messy to eat.
Blanche Quizno
“Cute as a button”?
Kyrik Michalowski
Where did Willis mention drawing their falling out on Twitter? I’m going to be very disappointed, though I full expect it at this point, if that turns out to be the case.
BBCC
He mentioned a few months ago he was drawing a Ruth and Billie fight. That was around the time the buffer was in (late) February, towards the start of March. The next storyline starts in March.
BBCC
I could always be wrong though. Maybe their ‘fight’ is more akin to when Ruth was chasing her around and they ended up making out. Hell, for all I know, my timing is way off and that was the fight in question.
Yumi
“Is this one of our sexy fights?”
Time will tell.
Needfuldoer
My theory is that Ruth and Billie go to movie night in Forest Quad, and Billie poorly handles balancing the reality of their relationship with the legend she’s woven for her new neighbors. Ruth and Billie fight about this, which snowballs into fighting about Billie not detoxing and seeing the counselor like she said she was supposed to. The fight leads to at least a temporary breakup. Depending on how bad it gets, and how long the split lasts, Ruth starts slipping and gets tempted by the bottle again, and hopefully Billie realizes what she threw away just for meaningless clique-y high school bullshit.
I hope I’m at least partially wrong about this; maybe posting it will rewrite comics that are already finished. Somehow, maybe out of pure spite.
thejeff
I think at this point I’d be happier if it was Billie who went on the downward spiral after screwing up. Having to confront her drinking problem for her own sake, not just for Ruth.
ktbear
Here’s my take on it, which will be completely wrong of course. Ruth is going to a lot of effort trying to get better, taking meds, attending councilling, giving up drink. Billie isn’t doing any of that because she doesn’t have a problem and so long as she has the girls in Forrest dotting on her, Ruth to love and to be loved by, that is probably going to continue to be the case.
Billie has already shown an almost callous disregard for the fact Ruth is trying to remain sober and happily suggests they go out for drinks. I can see this eventually becoming an issue for Ruth, what she is doing is damned hard enough without the person she loves trying to sabotage it. As a result it wouldn’t surprise me if next time that happens Ruth snaps at Billie and initiates the fight that Willis has alluded to. It could even result in them breaking up. I had two friends once who broke up because one of them stopped smoking and the other one wouldn’t.
However, I feel this would actually be a good thing from the point of view of Billie loosing Ruth, or even if she just believes she will. Perhaps then she will re-evaluate things. If she is prepared to die for Ruth, is she also prepared to give up drink for her? Sounds simple, perhaps, but Billie is an alcoholic so there is no garauntee that she will pick Ruth over drink. Which would be incredibly sad as these are two of my faorite characters and I’d love to see them work through this.
Keulen
I don’t understand how people were doubting her before. Lucy’s been an adorable, sweet cinnamon roll in every strip she’s been in.
Bagge
Darn straight I’m adorable! As is Lucy.
But that’s not QUITE what I mean with ‘Alpha Sweetie’. As I read her, Lucy tries to achieve a similar social position as Billie when she’s on the top of a game. The middle of the social circle, the one people come to with problems – and the one who can solve them, the one people wants to be friend with, and for good reason.
A bit of a gossip, a bit of a busy-body, a bit of a ‘friend mom’. Both Joyce and Dorothy have similar tendencies.
The difference between an alpha bongo and an alpha sweetie lies in the execution. While Billie shoves you in a locker, Lucy gives you a hug. But both wants to be on the top of the heap.
Rabid Rabbit
Given your avatar, that really ought to be “Damn queer I’m adorable.” :p
Bagge
Now I really hope to hear Becky use that line at some point.
ValdVin
Seconded.
BBCC
Makes sense, but I stand by saying Lucy is both.
Bagge
That is the truth.
Mr. Random
Lying.
It solves ALL your problems.
Mr. Random
And that’s the truth.
Catman
Is that a lie?
King Daniel
The cake is, as is this statement.
Needfuldoer
This… sentence… is… FALSE! Don’tthinkaboutitdon’tthinkaboutitdon’tthinkaboutit
Roborat
Ah, the famous Kirk gambit.
Yumi
That’s why I lie all the time. I’m probably lying right now.
Plasma Mongoose
Because people just cant seem to handle the truth, hence why we live in a post-truth society now.
showler
Lying is the alcohol of talking.
Bagge
That’s one of Billie’s main relationship tools
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/02-that-perfect-girl/separate-2/
karmax
I thought that beer was the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
Yumi
Sometimes it’s hard to distinguish a particular couple’s ba-thumping from the general noises of ba-thumping that may filter through a college dorm.
BBCC
I mean, Carla overheard ’em, but she thought it was Ruth taking her aggression out on the walls.
She wasn’t ENTIRELY wrong.
Doctor_Who