“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss your friends standing in the doorway overhearing you unburden yourself about how your entire public facing identity is a hollow lie.”
…It’s from the deleted scene where he admits he actually prefers the Isley Brothers version of “Twist and Shout”.
No no. You can only stretch a college newspaper weekly so long before it becomes some weird successful retrospective spin-off/reboot of an initial web-launch that itself was also awesome and successful. or something
It’s a good thing vinyl has made a comeback. Be a shame if none of these kids could recognize the sound they all just heard in their heads as a record scratch.
Some of these freshman might. Most of them are casually walking around with Switches which are 250$ systems. I couldn’t afford that in college.
Miri
My now-husband gave my brother a lift home once, when he was a student. When he came home:
“I’m confused, you describe your brother as permanently poor. But he has a huge TV and -”
Nodding slowly, “Why do you think he’s poor? He buys expensive shiny things he wants then ends up eating tinned tomato-based foods on toast for a week or so straight because he spent all his money on shiny things.”
This is, I hasten to add, my big brother… ?
someone
This is a very, very common situation and it lead to reactionary pundits’ talk point of “you claim these people are poor, but they have fridges and TVs and smartphones!” as if that was some incredible gotcha that negated all the wealth inequalities issues.
Yes, we have an incredibly consumerist society that encourages buying stuff, even when it results in having to eat discount noodles for month or having to fall in the clutches of loansharks. That’s not the same thing as prosperity.
Random832
plus they all say “flatscreen TVs” as opposed to what other kind that’s been manufactured in the last decade?
Steelbright
Yeah, I’d say if one consciously makes the choice to eat very cheap food for a month because they want to afford the same fun tech everybody else has, and that’s a fair tradeoff to them, why not? that’s just called budgeting.
ofc some people do just make bad choices, but sometimes there’s not a lot of good choices to be made.
Daniel M Ball
and everyone else who’s got all that shiny tech? eating the same cheap foods and playing ‘balance the rent and the overdraft’ games. We saw it all the time in the Army-get a guy who brings home three to six hundred bucks a month with a thousand dollar barracks tech habit, a new car he’s paying 26% interest on and he eats in the chow hall and has to get permission for a second job when in garrison to make his bills. They let it happen because it’s a way to keep him re-upping for another tour.
I imagine for college kids without prior service, living on pell grants and mommy’s credit card is pretty much the same way. (Note: this isn’t everyone in either example, but it IS common to see a $500 dollar car with a $2500 stereo in enilisted parking, and same for college student lots.) In both instances, the binge and waste period gives way to ‘holy shit I can’t do this!’ which in most people leads to eventually controlling your spending and learning to budget, instead of going with the hot-new-thing as fast as you can and damn the consequences.
but then, we still have all those student loans going into default, so maybe some people don’t learn so quickly from experience?
Many college freshmen collect vinyl records. Who needs anything more expensive to eat than ramen when you can buy more vinyl. Abandon necessities, return to vinyl.
Aphid
I spose I had underestimated the ability of students to sacrifice basic necessities in the name of [whatever they’re into].
Doctor_Who
I myself was wearing shoes until I literally walked through the soles, but I had an excellent DVD collection.
You kids calling them “vinyls” make me feel like I’m going through the aging sequence in Saving Private Ryan.
When I was in college, nobody made new ones except for DJs, because they were just seen as old junk. I remember finding dozens of classics at the thrift stores, two for a dollar. Now those same bins are just full of calypso, Christmas compilations, and Mitch Miller sing-alongs for $4 each. It’s ludicrous!
Liz and Joyce are saying nothing Walky wouldn’t, and Joyce is A. getting caught up in the heat of the moment and B. maybe the person most entitled in the entire universe to say these things.
I am a bit on the fence. I absolutely agree that she has a right to say it, but she waited so long to tell Becky that she fell into the “You weren’t supposed to hear that” trope. 🙁
‘guy’ is used casually (if insensitively) to refer to both guys and gals. “hey guys!” So the shirt is still maybe generally right. I mean… It is pointing right. Right?
As much as I hate that, I was actually letting it go in this case. Good point that there may be someone further along that plane that the arrow could be pointing to that we just don’t see.
This greeting was used by girls in multiple girl-only spaces while I’ve been in. Which makes it very hard for me to find it insensitive since it’s what a lot of women find most comfortable in referring to themselves and their female peers.
Carla's #2 Fan
Please don’t use some girls’ comfort to invalidate others’ discomfort.
Sometimes change comes at you
like a broadside accident
There is chaos to the order
Random things you can’t prevent–Joni Mitchell (with help from Michael McDonald and Thomas Dolby)
See you’d think the timing would be too convenient but today I walked to the bathroom, turned around going “the phone is going to ring as soon as I sit down”, walked back in thinking that was really stupid and trying to apply a fictional narrative an occasional real life coincidence and then the fucking thing went off.
Oh geez I’ve been thinking about it and you have just made a very persuasive argument for it. Although if I do I’ll probably just find out that tomorrow’s strip cuts back to sal and danny or some other evil Willis thing.
286 thoughts on “Lookit me”
Ana Chronistic
*Dina joins in once she understands the joke* “Look at ME, believing in the scientific method and empirical evidence!”
Doctor_Who
She’s got the right spirit!
Also, Dina is just suddenly there. She’s been sitting right next to them, playing. They never even noticed they had a Player 4 in the game.
Giguioto
Glad to know I’m not the only person who played with 3 people without realizing the third person was actually playing the game xD
showler
God was Player 4 the entire time.
Imogen
can someone who knows Mario Smash do a clever “two sets of footprints” joke, please?
Xaeon
“Wait, are you the reason no one’s been able to beat Yoshi for 2 rounds?”
Z
Dina is currently behind the door. Obviously.
Spencer
“I’m afraid I must take my leave, Becky, as Joyce has now proven herself a more suitable partner to my interests.”
carms
moreso than any crack ship ever, that just kicked me right in the guts.
Sirksome
Wow that happened way faster than I thought it would.
Doctor_Who
To quote Ferris Bueller:
“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss your friends standing in the doorway overhearing you unburden yourself about how your entire public facing identity is a hollow lie.”
…It’s from the deleted scene where he admits he actually prefers the Isley Brothers version of “Twist and Shout”.
StClair
I was thinking of another scene from that movie, actually:
“Here’s where
CameronBecky goes berserk.”Jamie
I mean, you can only stretch this kind of thing so long before it becomes a college newspaper weekly.
Decidedly Orthogonal
No no. You can only stretch a college newspaper weekly so long before it becomes some weird successful retrospective spin-off/reboot of an initial web-launch that itself was also awesome and successful. or something
Clif
The cycle is now complete. Now I am the anti-Joyce.
Except this time, Joyce didn’t kill the anti-Joyce, the anti-Joyce is killing Becky.
Keulen
I didn’t expect it to happen literally the next strip either.
Clif
Bets on whether they were already standing in the doorway last strip.
Roborat
I want to know if they were there to witness the Joyce swearing part.
Doctor_Who
It’s a good thing vinyl has made a comeback. Be a shame if none of these kids could recognize the sound they all just heard in their heads as a record scratch.
Aphid
Ah but do college freshmen have the kind of money to get into vinyl?
Sirksome
Some of these freshman might. Most of them are casually walking around with Switches which are 250$ systems. I couldn’t afford that in college.
Miri
My now-husband gave my brother a lift home once, when he was a student. When he came home:
“I’m confused, you describe your brother as permanently poor. But he has a huge TV and -”
Nodding slowly, “Why do you think he’s poor? He buys expensive shiny things he wants then ends up eating tinned tomato-based foods on toast for a week or so straight because he spent all his money on shiny things.”
This is, I hasten to add, my big brother… ?
someone
This is a very, very common situation and it lead to reactionary pundits’ talk point of “you claim these people are poor, but they have fridges and TVs and smartphones!” as if that was some incredible gotcha that negated all the wealth inequalities issues.
Yes, we have an incredibly consumerist society that encourages buying stuff, even when it results in having to eat discount noodles for month or having to fall in the clutches of loansharks. That’s not the same thing as prosperity.
Random832
plus they all say “flatscreen TVs” as opposed to what other kind that’s been manufactured in the last decade?
Steelbright
Yeah, I’d say if one consciously makes the choice to eat very cheap food for a month because they want to afford the same fun tech everybody else has, and that’s a fair tradeoff to them, why not? that’s just called budgeting.
ofc some people do just make bad choices, but sometimes there’s not a lot of good choices to be made.
Daniel M Ball
and everyone else who’s got all that shiny tech? eating the same cheap foods and playing ‘balance the rent and the overdraft’ games. We saw it all the time in the Army-get a guy who brings home three to six hundred bucks a month with a thousand dollar barracks tech habit, a new car he’s paying 26% interest on and he eats in the chow hall and has to get permission for a second job when in garrison to make his bills. They let it happen because it’s a way to keep him re-upping for another tour.
I imagine for college kids without prior service, living on pell grants and mommy’s credit card is pretty much the same way. (Note: this isn’t everyone in either example, but it IS common to see a $500 dollar car with a $2500 stereo in enilisted parking, and same for college student lots.) In both instances, the binge and waste period gives way to ‘holy shit I can’t do this!’ which in most people leads to eventually controlling your spending and learning to budget, instead of going with the hot-new-thing as fast as you can and damn the consequences.
but then, we still have all those student loans going into default, so maybe some people don’t learn so quickly from experience?
demonmonkey89
Many college freshmen collect vinyl records. Who needs anything more expensive to eat than ramen when you can buy more vinyl. Abandon necessities, return to vinyl.
Aphid
I spose I had underestimated the ability of students to sacrifice basic necessities in the name of [whatever they’re into].
Doctor_Who
I myself was wearing shoes until I literally walked through the soles, but I had an excellent DVD collection.
Thag Simmons
There is at least one person in their dorms with a vinyl collection, especially since they’re in the anti-social headcase music major dorms
zee
I mean most of my vinyls are like 15-30$ bucks so, not hard? Also the vinyl scratch sound effect was still massively in use after vinyls fell off, so…
Needfuldoer
You kids calling them “vinyls” make me feel like I’m going through the aging sequence in Saving Private Ryan.
When I was in college, nobody made new ones except for DJs, because they were just seen as old junk. I remember finding dozens of classics at the thrift stores, two for a dollar. Now those same bins are just full of calypso, Christmas compilations, and Mitch Miller sing-alongs for $4 each. It’s ludicrous!
A Red Balloon
Oooooooh SHIT!!!!
ADLegend21
WELP. time for some random friggin bullshit to enter your life, yet again, Joyce.
Wizard
Or possibly a life lesson. Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference.
Rose by Any Other Name
You know, I was gonna say a thing, but I ain’t doin better than the alt text already did, so peace out yall – see ya tomorrow.
Carla's #2 Fan
Joe’s shirt is finally pointing to people and it doesn’t fully apply
Spencer
Eh it applies well enough.
Liz and Joyce are saying nothing Walky wouldn’t, and Joyce is A. getting caught up in the heat of the moment and B. maybe the person most entitled in the entire universe to say these things.
Carla's #2 Fan
I am a bit on the fence. I absolutely agree that she has a right to say it, but she waited so long to tell Becky that she fell into the “You weren’t supposed to hear that” trope. 🙁
Decidedly Orthogonal
‘guy’ is used casually (if insensitively) to refer to both guys and gals. “hey guys!” So the shirt is still maybe generally right. I mean… It is pointing right. Right?
Carla's #2 Fan
As much as I hate that, I was actually letting it go in this case. Good point that there may be someone further along that plane that the arrow could be pointing to that we just don’t see.
Z
This greeting was used by girls in multiple girl-only spaces while I’ve been in. Which makes it very hard for me to find it insensitive since it’s what a lot of women find most comfortable in referring to themselves and their female peers.
Carla's #2 Fan
Please don’t use some girls’ comfort to invalidate others’ discomfort.
Aphid
Here’s the take right – the shirt is actually pointing at Joe, you just have to follow the arrow right the way around the world.
Steelbright
went so far down the rabbit hole that he came out the other side, eh??
RassilonTDavros
…oh, dear. We are in trouble, aren’t we.
DAMN YOU WILLIS
Jenn
This was the worst way for Becky to find out Joyce is an atheist now. 🙁 Damn you Willis! ?
Amos Batista
I guess there is not way to make it easy, saddly…
In other moments, this revelation should be painful.
Aphid
We all knew it was coming and yet I had somehow hoped she would manage to fuck it up less than this.
Clif
Here’s some more friggin’ random bullshit, Joyce. See if you can learn life lesson.
Shitbird
Oof
Dara
Definitely oof
Jenn
Undeniably oof
Bathymetheus
Oaf
Stephen Bierce
Sometimes change comes at you
like a broadside accident
There is chaos to the order
Random things you can’t prevent–Joni Mitchell (with help from Michael McDonald and Thomas Dolby)
Opus the Poet
So I can look it up on YTM what is the title of that song?
Clif
Good Friends
Spencer
See you’d think the timing would be too convenient but today I walked to the bathroom, turned around going “the phone is going to ring as soon as I sit down”, walked back in thinking that was really stupid and trying to apply a fictional narrative an occasional real life coincidence and then the fucking thing went off.
Josh Spicer
Joe: Uh…Joyce?
Joyce: Not now Joe I’m insulting God.
Joe: Um…
Sarah: Shut up Joe. I’ll get the bat.
Joe: *just kinda shrugs?*
Eolirin
Joyce isn’t even insulting God in that last bit, she’s moved into existential nihilism.
Thag Simmons
In the worst way possible
AntJ
and specifically mocking the way Becky healed
King Daniel
Didn’t even realize that, but yup.
Miri
Ooooh, I hadn’t picked up on that either, but oof, ouch, yep…
Sol
I’ve been tempted to get on the patreon to see the next strip before but boy howdy is the temptation at its peak today!
Aphid
Oh geez I’ve been thinking about it and you have just made a very persuasive argument for it. Although if I do I’ll probably just find out that tomorrow’s strip cuts back to sal and danny or some other evil Willis thing.
Sol
I wouldn’t put it past Willis tbh.
Thag Simmons
Whelp
NinjaNick
Becky’s going to break.
Tarnagh