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Mcnuggets
Posted on January 25, 2011 by David M Willis

136 thoughts on “Mcnuggets”

  1. Jen Aside

    WITH MY PENIS.

    Er.

  2. addude

    That is a great deal! Where can I get that many for that much?!

    1. Tristan J

      McDonalds.

      1. addude

        OKay, When?

        1. Cantras

          Generally during major football games, whether national or regional.

  3. David Herbert

    That was always my favourite part about growing up: I can eat I want when I want… if I have the money for it.

    1. schmelle

      Ceral at midnight, pizza at dawn, staying awake with coke and coffee. That’s what my life’s gonna be when I move out in two months. And no one to tell me to go sleep at 2am because I got work the next day!

  4. landbasered

    NITPICK

    the 50 mcnuggets come in five boxes marked for 10 each, not one for 50. Furthermore, that box he’s holding is at least half the size it should be.

    /NITPICK

    1. David

      That’s not true. They also came in a bucket.

      1. landbasered

        oh.
        nitpick revoked then.
        Also, I’m hungry…

        1. Rusty

          Yep, box of 50 for me.

        2. Jinxy

          Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up!!! You’re making me hungry too!! ;_;

        3. ilvos01

          I wish they sold mcnuggets in the form of the pink paste they’re made of… it’d be like chicken-y toothpaste.

    2. Bill M.

      Um… don’t know where you’ve been. During my church’s Christmas Undecorating party on New Year’s Eve, someone brought a box of 50 in for the refreshments afterwards (we had lots of other stuff too). The 5 boxes of 10 must be for when they run out of the bigger boxes.

    3. artemi

      As a current McSlave, I will state that under normal circumstances, at least in the Dayton Ohio area, the 50 piece is always available and normally in it’s on special crate. We’ll do two 20’s and a 10 if we run out of those, though.

      You would not BELIVE how many nuggets we make each night!

  5. Fissioninferno

    FIFTY.

    1. Bill M.

      20 cents a piece… equivalent to four moms to Mike.

  6. Thores

    Wait is this really happening? BRB, off to undo two weeks of relatively healthy eating

    1. David

      Well, it was happening when I drew this particular strip over a month ago, anyway.

      1. MM

        Better get ’em while you still can!

        http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304023804575565890871336672.html

        1. Thores

          So according to the McDonalds in my area (south Florida), they’re starting the 50 McNuggets deal this Sunday. I guess my McDonalds runs slightly behind DOA time?

  7. Cratacon

    Poor Joe. I think he’s jealous. That’s what the look in the last panel is, right? Jealousy?

    1. Rognik

      I think it’s more, “Dude, are you serious?”

      Meanwhile, Walky kinda looks a little possessed. Not as scary as his “pretty girl” persona, but close. Does this make McNuggets his Nachitoes?

  8. cruncher3019

    50 Heart attacks. Awwww yeah.

    1. Bill M.

      You realize that McDonalds gets the McNuggets from Tyson, always have… or are you referring to McDonalds’ propensity to deep fry stuff?

      1. Reepicheep-chan

        Is that supposed to be an endorsement? Because Tyson is effing disgusting.

        1. Bill M.

          Reepicheep-chan, having worked for Tyson, I’ve seen the quality control they put out. Also, if you don’t like Tyson, there’s several things you must swear off of, including pretty much any meat toppings on your pizzas (delivery or otherwise) and Subway. Tyson, after they acquired IBP, produces more pounds of meat than crotches Mike’s kicked (both on and off panel).

        2. Lokitsu

          “Tyson, after they acquired IBP, produces more pounds of meat than crotches Mike’s kicked”

          That’s a really disturbing choice of comparisons…

        3. Astragali

          The Chicken Tenders at Target are also Tyson.

  9. Jimmy

    Mmmmmmm… McNuggets *drools*

  10. Alice Macher

    Let’s just hope that Dorothy doesn’t walk by while those McNuggets are still hot…

    “I give it to you” *toss*

    “What? AAA! My face! FAAACE!”

    1. Gianni

      “With my penis”

      1. Björn

        No can do, Leslie.

      2. Stolen

        that would have looked SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much better with a mike gravatar. but with Leslie being a lesbian, it’s just as funny to me xD

    2. Malph

      Walky’s head would asplode as he was forced to make the tough decision between hoarding the McNuggets and whipping them at Dorothy (being that his love-numbed brain can’t come up with the idea to ask her to join him in his slow, delicious suicide).

  11. arjay2813

    i love the look on his face in the 3rd panel, it looks like he is getting moar joy from that then he ever got from nachitos

    1. Björn

      Well, this IS an alternate universe… maybe they don’t have nachitos?!

      1. Pat

        I just thought of something, while this is an alternate universe, wouldn’t the Cheese still exist?

        1. arjay2813

          if there are alternate universes, there must be infinite with nachitos, and infinite without. i’m disappointed that my reality is one without nachitos

        2. Lokitsu

          Nope, the Cheese exists in many universes, but Willis never claimed it existed in every universe.

        3. RandomPerson12

          Maybe The Cheese exists a Dexter and Monkey Master character.

  12. Eri

    I’m officially jealous. I wish my night involved fifty mcnuggets.

  13. Ragnal

    The ten buck deal’s still going on, from what I saw Sunday. Also, ten nuggets for 1.99.

    MY LIFE IS COMPLETE*.

    *not really, no, but I’m damn happy.

  14. Shadowman

    Joe’s SEMME shirt!

  15. Shadowman

    WHY AM I A GIRL!?

    1. Cope

      Because you didn’t take a Y chromosome when you had the chance.

      1. Izzy

        cause you didn’t get rid of that fourth line in your x chromosome while you had the chance…oh, I got beat to it by a considerable amount

  16. Cholma

    FIDDY.

  17. Undrave

    Wait… do Joe and Walky know each other?

    I don’t think McDonalds still has their green apple sauce for McNuggets… man you make me crave some pretty unhealthy food >< damn you walky!

    1. beeftony

      They had Gender Studies together.

    2. Rognik

      I don’t think they know each other, at least not well. However, living in the same dorm can make you a little more willing to be sociable. Besides, it’s not like Joe would ever pass up a chance to brag.

      1. Björn

        “Also, Walky, did you know that in an alternate universe, the chick I’m dating (with my penis) is your wife?”

  18. Undrave

    Also I hope Walky goes to see his sister and end up sharing his McNuggets with Billie!

    I want more Billie!

    1. agentksilver

      +1

      Whether it’s them denying their mutual crush or whether it’s Billie being cynical and self-centered alone I want more Billie!

  19. Compass

    I have the sudden urge to drop everything I’m doing, transform into a car, and drive out of the house to McDonalds to order FIFTY MCNUGGETS.

    1. Undrave

      You’re Turbo Teen?!

  20. Jason

    I want more Sal. She was in like 7 strips and then disappeared again.

    Also, Joe and Walky were both in Leslie’s gender studies class.

  21. milk experiment

    McNuggets just haven’t been the same for me since they witched to an all-white-meat recipe. 🙁

    So, are McNuggets the new Nachitos?

  22. SamUI

    Sonuvabongo, we only get 20 for $5.99 here.

    1. Alechsa

      Psh, 4.99 here.

  23. RaijinK

    I haven’t had anything from McDonalds in years, but the sudden combination of attractive deals, taste nostalgia, and Walky’s enraptured expressions makes me want to head over there at the earliest opportunity and gorge myself on as many McNuggets as I can carry, knowing full well how unhealthy and irresponsible that is. You should be in advertising, Willis.

  24. TheSoundDefense

    Needs more Billie, I agree. But McNuggets are fine too.

  25. Alechsa

    Oh. God. Help. Me. If they take this deal to Washington STate there will be DEATH!!!! >.<

    …Also much nibbling of processed chikengoopies.

  26. JK9000

    I’m incredibly excited about the prospect of 50 McNuggets. I cannot relate to Joe in the slightest. What’s with that raised eyebrow? What part of 50 McNuggets isn’t getting through to him?

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  28. Rowen Morland

    Your values are not my values.

  29. Joebo

    Ah, Walky just realized that he can eat whatever he wants and his parents can’t say boo. Freshman 15 here we come.

  30. Dierna

    DOA sponsered to you today by McDonald’s! Dadadadada Walky’s lovin it….

  31. Andy

    Huh. For ten bucks, I would’ve expected a larger box of styrofoam.

    1. Bill M.

      McDonalds hasn’t used styrofoam in the U.S. in over a decade. Back when the first “environmental scare” movement happened, shortly after the McDLT (which kept the hot side hot and the cool side cool until you put them together), Pretty much every fast food place switched from styrofoam which takes a real long time to degrade, to wrappers and other containers which also take a long time to degrade, but don’t add as much pollutants to the air when they’re burned.

      1. David

        I assumed “styrofoam” referred to the McNuggets.

        1. Andy

          That was the joke, yes.

  32. Doom Shepherd

    NEED.

  33. Ascension

    I don’t think I’ve ever personally issued a Damn You, Willis before, despite all that has transpired in the past, but seeing this after my local McDonald’s is probably well past closed, and when I’d have to get dressed and go out in the cold to even check? Damn You, Willis. Damn you.

  34. Zap

    Fifty McNuggets for ten bucks. Your argument is invalid.

    (I’m so totally tempted to actually make a demotivational thingie with that <_<)

    1. agentksilver

      DO IT.

    2. Lokitsu

      Seconded!

  35. Shift

    The simple joys of McNuggets. God, I wish I were as simple as Walky.

  36. Jon

    Walky’s face in the third panel needs to be a comment avatar.

  37. Eric

    I haven’t eaten at Macdonald’s in at least 5 or 6 years, but I distinctly remember their chicken nuggets being way, way more delicious then any other chicken nugget I’ve ever eaten. If this is happening, I want in.

    1. Bill M.

      It’s all personal preference. I prefer Wendy’s nuggets.

  38. Malph

    FIFTY MCNUGGETS in his FAAAACE!!!

  39. ADHadh

    Walky is going to eat 50 McNuggets. That’s as many as five tens. And that’s terrible awesome.

    1. Björn

      I see what you did there. 🙂

  40. BlueYoshi

    Suddenly the 10 McNuggets I had yesterday doesn’t seem like enough. I need another 40.

  41. AndIs

    One time during my Freshman year I drove for 20 minutes to get to a Dairy Queen.
    This is pretty much what college is like.

  42. Archivist

    Joe’s chick doesn’t come in McNuggets! He’s missing out!

    1. TheRealAllPurposeGuru

      ewwwww

    2. Loki

      That can be fixed.

    3. Lokitsu

      A 50 pack of McNuggets that comes with a cute girl?
      Now that’s a Happy Meal.

  43. NinjaNick

    Looks like a bargain, but I wouldn’t eat all that in one sitting. Maybe half of it. 😛

  44. katamanda

    Ever since I saw a documentary on how they were made as a child I haven’t been able to look at Chicken Nuggets, McDonald’s brand or not, bleeeeh.

    Still, good for Walky I guess.

    1. KHNO

      you can do your own nuggets:butter roasted chicken (from a farm where they are allowed to grow a beek and to run free), salt, pepper, eggs, wheat and bread. And a bit oil. But I can conceive that with just a few ingredient more (parma, schwarzwälder, serrano, bayonne or vendée ham; mozzarella, gorgonzola, emmental, gruyère, munster, corsù vecchiù or comté) you can make delicious cordon bleu chicken, why not with a mushroom/garlic sauce. Fuck, I’m hungry now.

      1. Ian

        Can I get ten of those for ten bucks?

        1. KHNO

          ten homemade nuggets boxes would cost far below ten bucks.
          ten times special recipe would depend of where you live and what you choose to put in them. I’d go for 6 bucks each with fresh products.

  45. Heather

    Well I was stuck with not knowing what to have for lunch today anyway so…!

    Yeah. Hello 9 piece.

    It would be funny if just for today there was a slight spike in McD chicken nugget sales because of this.

  46. ValMorgan

    It’s probably bad that I’ve felt the same way about the 50 nuggets ever since the deal started.

    … Although, then again…

  47. Radome

    Sadly enough, I read this comic at about 1 in the morning, got hungry, and remembered my McDonalds is open 24 hours a day, so went and bought a 50 piece McNugget’s. Oh, and some fries XD

  48. Ozzmandius

    Wait.. what? You can get 50? For $10?
    But it costs like $5 for 10. Maybe. I don’t know. I haven’t had McDonald’s in a couple of years.

    We probably don’t get that here, although that might be a good thing.

  49. ashleyw

    Man, I used to love those things. Burned out on them.

  50. agentksilver

    Wait…that’s 20 cents per…The 10/$1.99 dealie is a slightly better deal, at .199 per…not a lot in the fifty range (you’d save a whopping five cents), but if you’re buying for parties, where you’ll want a platter of, say, 200-400, the 10/$1.99 is better.

    Also Joe must have anorexia or something to deny the awesome power of chicken nuggets. Perhaps he prefers Chik-Fil-A? I know I do.

  51. ZesuBen

    What a coincidence! I just so happen to have ordered a hundred nuggets last night with two friends.

  52. MJ

    So if Walky is not alien-modified here, it means he can actually put on weight from junk food right? Hoping to see a super-sized Walkerton after another few years of reading 😉

    1. Gianni

      But he might be young enough and have that metabolism so that he eats all he wants and never gains weight. I was like that until I was 25. And a friend of mine is 30 and STILL hasn’t gained any weight despite eating healthy portions.

  53. Animal

    Hear that? Those are arteries crackling as they fill with globules of solidified fat.

  54. Richie9999

    For Walky, food is like sex.

    1. Bill M.

      For a lot of people, food is like sex. Why do you think there are so many fat people?

      1. Gianni

        For me, sex is like food.

        1. Malph

          For vorephiles (arousal from eating/being eaten by someone), sex IS food. Same goes for sitophiles (arousal from food).

  55. Chris

    I am a college freshman and I have had that exact moment. FIFTY. MCNUGGETS. Turns out I can eat them in one sitting, too.

  56. Zem

    This has been a paid advertisement. Inquire within.

  57. Cid

    oh boy! why do i live in the third world?! i want 50 mcnuggets NOW! =´(

  58. Al the Mighty

    I am not too fond of chicken, but with around 40ºC around here, I don’t dare cooking my own food, so fast food seems like a good choice now that I’m hungry…

    1. Scott

      Edible object + deep fat fryer = Tasty Meal. I’m not fond of eating a whole onion, but bloomin onions are fantastic!

  59. Patrick

    I would need about a dozen of their little tubs of barbecue sauce to go with the Mcnuggets.

    PS – Al the Mighty: I know how hot dogs are made too… doesn’t stop me from eating them. 🙂

  60. Sgt_Hatred

    Probably can’t even get the chicken that need to be de-beaked when they’re killed for 10 bucks

  61. Paul_Bags

    Now if you could make that BK chicken tenders I’d be sold.

  62. BumblebeeZ3

    Why settle for a McNugget when you could have Chic-fil-a Chicken Nuggets? Unless it is Sunday, then you could just get Zax Snax at Zaxbys.

    1. Bill M.

      Nugget-wise, the nearest Chick-Fil-A is over an hour away to me, the nearest McDonalds is 2 minutes away, and Wendys is 3 minutes away. Going to a grocery store and getting Tyson nuggets is just about the same amount as Wendys, so it’s all whether I feel like cooking them or not.

    2. The E-man

      What on earth is a Zaxbys?

      1. Dara

        Yet another chicken chain. http://www.zaxbys.com

        The chicken’s nothing spectacular (after all, it’s fast food), but I do love their dipping sauce. Also, birthday cake milkshake during their birthday celebration. Yum.

  63. Tara

    I WAN FIDDY NUGS.

    Also, family meal deal is 50 nugs, two large fries and two drinks for fifteen dollars.

  64. Plasma Mongoose

    %0 nuggets? The most I seen on offer at Maccas is 20 nuggets.

  65. Kelsey

    That’s……a lot of McNuggets, Walky.

  66. Jessica Silwe

    Hahaha my boyfriend is JUST like this!! I died laughing when I first read this. He flips out when they’re out of the sweet and sour sauce. XD

    1. Magnus369

      I’ve had the misfortune of eating at mickey d’s again after many years. Unreasonable bastards first came up with their damned sweet&sour sauce (which I’ve actually used to make glazed chicken with… bastards) and apparently now there’s a buffalo sauce.

      And it’s unreasonably good. While I make my own, as well as the nuggets, there’s just something so insidious about walking 5 blocks up the street and getting it already made for $10.

      Bastards. Tasty, Tasty Bastards.

      1. waldosan

        it’s the msg in it speaking, literally it’s an all natural salt type thing, so they can just pawn it off as recipe, it makes it hopelessly addictive and makes it taste good, like most things it also actively tries to kill you on a regular basis. my sister can’t have fast food or it metaphorically turns her stomach into a monster.

  67. ProjectXa3

    Man, I would SO gorge on that if they hadn’t canned the 50 spot for health reasons.

    1. David

      {{citation needed}}

      1. ProjectXa3

        Well I don’t know about your area, but my sister reports that the McDonaldses in our area (near Philly) stopped selling it soon after she and her horde of friends started showing up and ordering it and other things on a daily basis. Her best guess is that it was because it would put any one person eating it at a massive risk for heart attack.
        My theory is that she and her Mongol Hordes were in danger of eating McDonald’s out of business.

        1. David

          Here they only have them on big game weekends.

      2. ProjectXa3

        Also, I’m kinda honored to get reply’d by the writer. Thanks David!

  68. Eibon

    And thanks to that creepy Walky smile, Aizen no longer scares me.

  69. Jenny Creed

    http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/vv324/immortalpictures/walkysad.png
    As an experiment, I’ve erased one line on Walky’s face to make him seem depressed according to Depression Comix convention, where a wrinkle under a character’s right eye signals depression. Can you see the crushed soul under that smile?

  70. Rheios

    Now I want Mcnuggets…

  71. wakeangel2001

    yay, 50 pieces of utterly bland mediocre chicken relies entirely on an included condiment for anything resembling a flavor. If you don’t like condiments then fuck you.

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