I don’t think she brought attention to herself by announcing she was a lesbian so much as she was probably noticed and argued, “But I’m a lesbian! I need to be with my kind!”
As a fellow redhead, I can tell you we get noticed pretty easily.
Dorothy, Walky, Amber, Ethan, and Sarah arrive in Jocelyn’s secret location, under Round The Clock Family Restaurant.
Ethan: Under one of the tables, just like she said.
Dorothy: Too bad we had to knock everyone else out.
Walky switches on the light and reveals a massive gym, including a swimming pool, rock climbing wall, court, track and various weapons and weights.
Dorothy: So were meant to train here.
Jocelyn appears
Jocelyn: Let me explain that actually.
Jocelyn picks up a vest lying on the ground.
Jocelyn: During Joyce’s fight with Mary, you saw that they both wore weights.
Dorothy: Yeah…
Jocelyn: Three guess on what your training will entitle.
Walky: You want us to train with vests on?
Jocelyn: Very, very heavy vests.
After a short while Jocelyn has everyone outfitted with vests, leg and arm weights.
Jocelyn: Now train with these on, until you can move just as fast as you can without them. Also, every once in a while I will throw a ball at your head, don’t worry its made of rubber, but do your best to dodge it.
Everybody nods.
They start by just walking around, trying to get used to the weight.
Eventually, they start seeing how high they can jump.
After about a week of training…
Amber: I’m starting to get used to this.
Ethan: Our speed has increased dramatically.
A ball wizzes towards Ethan, who leaps out of the way.
Jocelyn: Good work.
Ethan: Thanks.
They continue to train for another week. Eventually they start competing
Walky: Hey Dorothy, race you to the top of the rock wall.
Dorothy: You’re on!
They both climb as hard as they can, and get there around the same time.
Jocelyn throws a ball at them, which they dodge.
Eventually
Jocelyn: Okay, time to remove your weights!
The weights crash to the ground.
Walky: Damn that feels good.
Jocelyn: Okay, you’ve all trained hard, and I have made a plan. We need to get Joyce, Becky and Dina. I’ve determined that they’re probably being held in the church basement.
Sarah: What should we do?
Jocelyn: I’m going to hold of my mother. Dorothy and Walky, you two fight John. Sarah, Amber and Ethan, I need you to rescue Joyce, Becky and Dina.
Everyone: Got it.
Dorothy: It’s a risk.
Walky: But it’s the only chance we have.
Amber: I just hope we’ve improved enough.
Ethan: We can’t afford to wait any longer.
Jocelyn: Get some sleep; you’ll need it for tomorrow.
The last time she spoke it was also to express that death sounded nice, and she used a full sentence for that, so if its an improvement, it’s not a huge one.
A tiny bit? She’s still monosyllabic and all her statements are still about wanting to die, so… not as great as it could be, but it’s good that she’s at least back to responding at all.
The hand can sense the lack of heat, but the right side atrociraptor is the only one who knows that, because the twitch code to communicate with the head atrociraptor does not cover that possibility.
Emperor Norton II
Imagine all the upgraded codes that they will need as “Dina” and Becky gradually develop physical intimacy.
Given how many boys they had, I’m surprised they youngest turned out apparently cis and straight.
… unless Ginny was trans, and they detected and magically transitioned her really early, because Wizarding society is cool like that. …. okay, I know this isn’t likely at all, and it’s not really my headcannon, but it’s kinda trying to be like a secondary headcannon?
Doctor_Who
They implied in the last book that Molly wanted a girl, so she just kept plopping out kids until it happened.
Maybe after the 8th boy in a row she just said “Fuck it, I got top marks in Transfiguration. I’ll let Arthur buy that muggle car he wants if he keeps his trap shut.”
Doctor_Who
7th boy, I mean. 7 kids total. Though with that family, would anyone notice if one got misplaced?
Orion Fury
Um…
Gamaran Sepudomyn
Wouldn’t change Ron’s sexuality.
Heather
Honestly as much as Rowling…. tries… in interviews the very idea that a place like the Wizarding world she invented with all their notions of blood purity and inheritance and blahblahblah being cool with LGBT-ness seems… unlikely to me. (I mean come on even the Weasleys were somewhat bigoted/thoughtless after all- Ron who aired out his baseless opinions as fact, Arthur who treated muggles condescendingly and Molly who acted like they were pests at the station constantly or though muggle stuff was junk…. meant the family were kind of a great example of why WW society even outside of death eaters wasn’t all that great- and I could just see Molly… in her own well meaning way, having this insistence that to be happy her kids all have to be hetrosexually married with their own kids- and by gum she will make sure her kids are ‘happy’!)
thejeff
In theory, it’s quite possible for a society to have one prejudice and lack others.
In practice, in this case, you’re probably right.
OTOH, it’s not like much about Wizarding society bears close scrutiny anyway, so why not. 🙂
252 thoughts on “Message”
Ana Chronistic
being a lesbian is more important, apparently
[/oh Becky]
Edhead
Damn SJW… thinking they can do whatever they want just because they’re different. ..
Reltzik
….. yeah, I can’t even tell if that’s sarcasm so I’m just going to back away slowly…
Dave
Ain’t no law but Poe’s Law.
Disloyal Subject
When everything is bait, nothing will be.
Skai Cyan
Lol, I guess Syndrome went from just looking like a troll doll to actually being one?
Mordecai
Hahahah.
Furie
Isn’t that SJP?
Deanatay
Social Justice… Pirate?
Kris
But not important enough, apparently.
Kitty
I don’t think she brought attention to herself by announcing she was a lesbian so much as she was probably noticed and argued, “But I’m a lesbian! I need to be with my kind!”
As a fellow redhead, I can tell you we get noticed pretty easily.
Slartibeast Button, BIA
So the flip side on when Joyce sent Ethan back to his own kind?
thejeff
That’s far more likely, but I like the alternative better:
Dina:
Becky:
Dina:
Becky: “I’m a lesbian!”
miados
*taps dinas hat* delete
Edhead
SISTER BECKY! I KNEW YOU’D COME
miados
sorry i don’t get the reference.
Edhead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG6y-5OYc_0
miados
I was just picturing dina like an answering machine.
Edhead
Oh.Oh. I’ll guess I’ll see myself out then….
Woof
I got the reference, and it was WONDERFUL!
Briny
I got it as well. And so… I shall name you Skarsgard!
Needfuldoer
Which DoA character would have an answering machine as interesting as Marzipan’s?
Emperor Norton II
That…
Was…
Something.
Yes. That was something. Something is very much what it was.
SundaesChild
Maybe she’d be less conspicuous behind a dilapidated boat?
Some1
Questing of Age
Dorothy, Walky, Amber, Ethan, and Sarah arrive in Jocelyn’s secret location, under Round The Clock Family Restaurant.
Ethan: Under one of the tables, just like she said.
Dorothy: Too bad we had to knock everyone else out.
Walky switches on the light and reveals a massive gym, including a swimming pool, rock climbing wall, court, track and various weapons and weights.
Dorothy: So were meant to train here.
Jocelyn appears
Jocelyn: Let me explain that actually.
Jocelyn picks up a vest lying on the ground.
Jocelyn: During Joyce’s fight with Mary, you saw that they both wore weights.
Dorothy: Yeah…
Jocelyn: Three guess on what your training will entitle.
Walky: You want us to train with vests on?
Jocelyn: Very, very heavy vests.
After a short while Jocelyn has everyone outfitted with vests, leg and arm weights.
Jocelyn: Now train with these on, until you can move just as fast as you can without them. Also, every once in a while I will throw a ball at your head, don’t worry its made of rubber, but do your best to dodge it.
Everybody nods.
They start by just walking around, trying to get used to the weight.
Eventually, they start seeing how high they can jump.
After about a week of training…
Amber: I’m starting to get used to this.
Ethan: Our speed has increased dramatically.
A ball wizzes towards Ethan, who leaps out of the way.
Jocelyn: Good work.
Ethan: Thanks.
They continue to train for another week. Eventually they start competing
Walky: Hey Dorothy, race you to the top of the rock wall.
Dorothy: You’re on!
They both climb as hard as they can, and get there around the same time.
Jocelyn throws a ball at them, which they dodge.
Eventually
Jocelyn: Okay, time to remove your weights!
The weights crash to the ground.
Walky: Damn that feels good.
Jocelyn: Okay, you’ve all trained hard, and I have made a plan. We need to get Joyce, Becky and Dina. I’ve determined that they’re probably being held in the church basement.
Sarah: What should we do?
Jocelyn: I’m going to hold of my mother. Dorothy and Walky, you two fight John. Sarah, Amber and Ethan, I need you to rescue Joyce, Becky and Dina.
Everyone: Got it.
Dorothy: It’s a risk.
Walky: But it’s the only chance we have.
Amber: I just hope we’ve improved enough.
Ethan: We can’t afford to wait any longer.
Jocelyn: Get some sleep; you’ll need it for tomorrow.
Liliet
:>
Cerberus
Jocelyne’s getting down to business to defeat the Huns.
Falling Star
I’m seriously going to start from the beginning and draw all of this.
John Lee
Same, Ruth.
Cattleprod
This seems to be a violation of lesbian/patient privilege.
AngelBadman
Oh, those words are going to show up on someone’s search engine. Maybe. It in that order…
AngelBadman
Maybe not in that order…
Chonos
That nameless nurse is my hero.
miados
is it because they have five fingers and a thumb?
Chonos
That too.
JessWitt
Like an Electabuzz.
Charlie Spencer
Stanley and Stanford Pines’ missing half-sister?
Reltzik
And Ruth’s speaking now. That’s… a good thing, right?
…. actually, she was speaking back in the murder cave, so that’s not really improvement.
Fart Captor
The last time she spoke it was also to express that death sounded nice, and she used a full sentence for that, so if its an improvement, it’s not a huge one.
WhoWasI
But now she’s speaking in italics. That’s important.
Slartibeast Button, BIA
Funny, she doesn’t look Italican!
I’ll be here all week, folks. Try the veal.
WhoWasI
I’ve always wanted to learn to speak Arial Bold, but it just comes out as Sans Serif.
Don’t forget to tip your waiters.
HMRC4EVR
Comic sans for the win or gtfo!
Reltzik
Wingdings. Everyone speak in wingdings. Starting now.
Charlie Spencer
Sumbich, they won’t paste.
TotemicGuy
Beware the man who speaks in hands.
Mara
Comic characters can easily speak in Wingdings. We poor noncomical people – not so much.
Yet_One_More_Idiot
If we could speak in Wingdings, would it sound like Simlish?
I can only speak fluently in two fonts – Times New Roman and Verdana.
Dean
I tried speaking in Courier Bold once, but people started to avoid me.
Cerberus
A tiny bit? She’s still monosyllabic and all her statements are still about wanting to die, so… not as great as it could be, but it’s good that she’s at least back to responding at all.
Umbrella Paint
Homosexuality is the key to the sexy lesbian death cult slay that heathen
miados
than whats the lock? I mean a key is worthless if it doesn’t open anything.
Umbrella Paint
The lock is your will to live
Wheelpath
I get that this is one of those common off-panel/off-screen gags, but Dina should notice when the warm hand of her girlfriend leaves her’s
John
Also, the superglue peeling off the outer layer of her palm.
miados
but she is actually three atrociraptors. maybe the hand happens to be one of their claws which cant really notice heat?
Slartibeast Button, BIA
The hand can sense the lack of heat, but the right side atrociraptor is the only one who knows that, because the twitch code to communicate with the head atrociraptor does not cover that possibility.
Emperor Norton II
Imagine all the upgraded codes that they will need as “Dina” and Becky gradually develop physical intimacy.
DSL
The right atrociraptor doesn’t know what the left atrociraptor is doing. *sigh* Ain’t it always?
Deanatay
The third atrociraptor knows, but doesn’t say. She’s a poor communicator.
Woobie
Rule of Funny.
Disloyal Subject
She was extremely focused on what came next, and forgot to monitor the present.
Liliet
Based on my experience, it’s not THAT weird. If she was focused on something… it’s not hard to miss MUCH more obvious things.
TheNinthShader
Freckles.
Doctor_Who
Becky sort of looks like a lost member of the Weasely family.
“Yer a lesbian, Becky.”
miados
and you would make a great bear hagrid.
Reltzik
Given how many boys they had, I’m surprised they youngest turned out apparently cis and straight.
… unless Ginny was trans, and they detected and magically transitioned her really early, because Wizarding society is cool like that. …. okay, I know this isn’t likely at all, and it’s not really my headcannon, but it’s kinda trying to be like a secondary headcannon?
Doctor_Who
They implied in the last book that Molly wanted a girl, so she just kept plopping out kids until it happened.
Maybe after the 8th boy in a row she just said “Fuck it, I got top marks in Transfiguration. I’ll let Arthur buy that muggle car he wants if he keeps his trap shut.”
Doctor_Who
7th boy, I mean. 7 kids total. Though with that family, would anyone notice if one got misplaced?
Orion Fury
Um…
Gamaran Sepudomyn
Wouldn’t change Ron’s sexuality.
Heather
Honestly as much as Rowling…. tries… in interviews the very idea that a place like the Wizarding world she invented with all their notions of blood purity and inheritance and blahblahblah being cool with LGBT-ness seems… unlikely to me. (I mean come on even the Weasleys were somewhat bigoted/thoughtless after all- Ron who aired out his baseless opinions as fact, Arthur who treated muggles condescendingly and Molly who acted like they were pests at the station constantly or though muggle stuff was junk…. meant the family were kind of a great example of why WW society even outside of death eaters wasn’t all that great- and I could just see Molly… in her own well meaning way, having this insistence that to be happy her kids all have to be hetrosexually married with their own kids- and by gum she will make sure her kids are ‘happy’!)
thejeff
In theory, it’s quite possible for a society to have one prejudice and lack others.
In practice, in this case, you’re probably right.
OTOH, it’s not like much about Wizarding society bears close scrutiny anyway, so why not. 🙂