For May's first Dumbing of Age Patreon bonus strip, everyone voted for Mike! So here's your Mike strip.
seriously what did you expect to happen here
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For May's first Dumbing of Age Patreon bonus strip, everyone voted for Mike! So here's your Mike strip.
seriously what did you expect to happen here
All patrons can read it now at the Dumbing of Age Patreon site, and remember, you can always pledge up to read TOMORROW's strip TODAY!
191 thoughts on “Miss most”
Ana Chronistic
Jennifer, Daisy, same diff
Doctor_Who
Waitasec…Freckled redhead with two suspiciously similar love interests, one blonde and sweet, the other dark-haired and kind of a snob?
Ruth is gender-swapped Archie!
Yotomoe
I’m just gonna…take a note of that.
Also Jennifer would make a FANTASTIC Veronica.
Clif
Wealthy? Check.
Spoiled? Check.
High Maintenance? Check.
brionl
I’ve long thought that Bettie & Veronica should hook up and ditch that loser Archie.
JediMB
It’s the correct opinion to have.
Demoted Oblivious
And that would free up Archie to fulfill his destiny and become Mr. Lodge’s poolboy and plaything. You just know Mr. Lodge wants Archie to play with his pool noodle.
Alex
I would actually read that comic.
Rectilinear Propagation
“You think the best way to solve a love triangle is to ignore the vertex.” – Elena Doubleca5t
Rose by Any Other Name
I prefer my solution to the love triangle equation: poly.
As a romance novelist, it’s fun to set up an obvious love triangle and then entirely subvert it by having everyone get along while the driving force of the plot is something else entirely.
ASTAPHE
Ah yes, the Jean Grey/Emma Frost ship of the Archie fandom.
ASTAPHE
which, in my case, is less because of Elena Doubleca5t’s joke, and more because I just really hate Scott and want to see him suffer. Also lesbians.
Ana Chronistic
I know Scott hasn’t done anything to specifically DESERVE being shit on, but I remember not liking him bc anything of the little I’ve seen him in, all he ever seemed to do was
1. JEAN I LOVE U JEAN
or
2. NO JEAN DIED IT SHOULDA BEEN ME I LOVE U 5EVAR JEAN
StClair
A while back, I came up with a comic in my head (I’m a writer, not an artist, so I couldn’t draw it) about the other, older triangle involving these characters:
Panel 1: Jean in the background, getting annoyed (with Emma looking on) with Scott and Logan, who are having another of their arguments in the foreground.
Panel 2: Everyone reacting, startled, to Jean suddenly shouting, “Would you just FUCK already?”
Panel 3: Silent beat panel, Jean still looking pissed, Emma mildly surprised at her, and Scott and Logan looking at each other.
Panel 4: Scott and Logan in a passionate embrace.
Roborat
Except for the Betty and Veronica being identical bodies with a different head thing.
Sirksome
Aw. Even if this date doesn’t work out Ruth at least had a night where someone talked to her!
Giguioto
Booster can work as a second option. js
Clif
Booster in Sal’s hands is endgame.
NotThatDrew
Constants and variables, even without jumping through universes
Clif
Canada can’t be an alternate universe. I mean they drive on the correct side of the road and everything.
Geneseepaws
Can confirm. Upvote +1
Demoted Oblivious
That’s just what they want you to believe, driving on the right. But have you considered what that implies. Peace? Order? Good government? Where does it end? Socialized healthcare? QUEBEC?
Ryek Hvek
Poutine for All !!
HenrEek
Not to be that guy, but the joke works better when you say “drive on the right side of the road”…
Khyrin
They kind of have to, given that one town that is literally bisected by the border, as in there’s a road with houses on either side, but you have to walk down the road to the border checkpoint to legally cross the street.
CC
“Everything stays
right where you left it
everything stays
but it still changes”
RobHagen
Feels. Having them.
Wagstaff
Hmm… maybe we’ll get something like the Matrix spoon scene in THIS relationship…
Ray Radlein
“There is no spooning”
“Damn”
Clif
I hear the Canadiens use real spoons.
Delicious Taffy
No spooning? Well we might as well tear down our houses and love I the mud, if we’re gonna be fuckin’ savages.
Delicious Taffy
Live in* the mud. Autoincorrect is aggressive today.
ktbear
Or love in the mud. I mean, I’m game.
Clif
But are you in season?
Delicious Taffy
Ew, no. Bugs and glass and needles galore.
Clif
Bugs and glass and needles? What kind of mud do they have up there?
Other than frozen, I mean.
hof1991
Pine needles are the worst. Sticky and tar coated.
Despite Rage
Maybe I’ve been in California too long, but that isn’t the type of needles laying on the ground that I thought of
Sunny
But you said we’d be savages! Now I feel kind of let down.
Demoted Oblivious
This is the most disappointing autocorrect retraction I have ever read.
Deanatay
“Love I the mud”, tho? Freudian Autocorrect FTW!
BBCC
As a Canadian, I feel that, Ruth. And hmm. Looks like Jennifer isn’t the only one who’s still hung up (though Ruth seems more conscious of it)
NotThatDrew
Not to sound too snarky, but wasn’t that already pretty obvious? I mean, back on the 4/19 strip “Birthday Stuff”, Ruth was lying in bed alone having a “still not used to you not being here” moment, asking the sorts of questions she’d have turned to Billie for
BBCC
Yes, it was, but it came up again so I bring it up again.
Undrave
Frickin’ US Smarties just being stupid Rockets.
Clif
I’m now imaging Canadians as saying “it’s not Smarty-Science” just before explaining things.
BBCC
UGH Rockets are the devil.
Lordhaw
Rockets are delicious…but at my age the sweetness is a bit much.
and sigh…I can’t even eat Smarties anymore because the candy coating
seems to use wheat flour in it which will make me sick. I prefer Smarties to M&M’s personally…except for M&M Peanuts which are pure evil in their addictiveness.
Roborat
My thing is dark chocolate M&Ms, which are damn near impossible to find.
BBCC
I don’t like Rockets which means good news – you can have mine! 😀
Wait, age related sweetness issues. Hmmm.
You can have mine in spirit!
Paradox
Technically, Smarties is the true name for Rockets, because that what they were called in the US when they were invented (though they did come 12 years after the UK Smarties)
When they became a thing in Canada, the name had to be changed because they already had a candy named Smarties
Also, the British Smarties were named as such in 1937, but have existed since the 1880’s and were originally called “Chocolate Beans”
Because things just weren’t complicated enough already
thejeff
I wonder why they never rebranded the Smarties for the US market.
Suet
Book 12 (?): Everything’s Mostly the Same, But Just Different Enough.
RassilonTDavros
Book 11, but honestly I feel like that’s unironically the best contender for the title so far!
Sombrero
It is repeated in Panel 6 just to allow Willis to use it as title without breaking the title rules.
Tan
Take your internet points.
Jamie
Is that the subtitle for 2021?
Clif
It’s the subtitle for the second series of 10 books.
DailyBrad
I hope that they at least end up friends out of this, both of them could use a friend.
misanthropope
both of em could use a little vitamin O, just sayin
DailyBrad
Not necessarily mutually exclusive, granted…
Stephen Bierce
*has some John Lennon and the Plastic Ono Band playing on the jukebox now*
Stephen Bierce
*for an encore, Leon Russell’s “Stranger In A Strange Land”*
Clif
I choose to believe that Leon Russell was Heinlein’s Canadian pen name.
Ray Radlein
quick, go back to talking about Smarties
Undrave
“They’re just stupid Rockets! They’re not smart at all.”
I am Nothing
I get the feeling we’re not talking about the shelled chocolate brand here…
Everything’s mostly the same, but just different enough.
RassilonTDavros
Seriously considering moving to Canada one of these days.
Keulen
I’d like to at least have some of their socialized medicine. It’s gotta be better than what we’re stuck with in the US.
Kyrik Michalowski
Look on the brightside Ruth, you might get laid soon depending on Daisy’s ability to restrain her thirst. Also this relationship, while not off to the strongest start, looks like it could be much healthier.
So, who wants to make predictions on which Slipshine we get first?
foamy
When you eat a Smartie, do you eat the red ones last?
Nelly Dreadful