If they are in such a hurry to die, I’m sure the State Police can assist them in their endeavor. They’ll be packed so close together that a couple of frag grenades will do the job in a few seconds.
Not necessarily. I have a feeling he’s not going to talk *to* Becky. He’s going to get talked *at* by Becky. Perhaps yelled at even. With much profanity, one hopes.
Once you hear an evangelical define Christianity as, essentially, “I don’t care what you did before, you can walk with my posse as long as you say I’m da man,” that becomes very easy to understand. And avoid.
Honestly I can’t wait to see Joyce’s parents’ reactions to this. Carol needs a huge reality check on this entire situation. Who the hell puts in effort to free a man from jail after he shoots a gun specifically to scare/threaten your daughter?!
Unfortunately, since Joyce is autobiographical and based on Willis’ type of upbringing, her parents are likely heading to a divorce. With Carol only getting worse and worse…
Coupla questions here.
#1 — Where did Ross get a cellphone? Remember when he was kidnapping Becky in the earlier incident and he found that she had a cellphone, apparently something he had prohibited her from having (“How much have you defied me?”), he nearly lost his shit.
#2 — How did Becky – or more likely AmaziGirl – get his phone number?
He NEEDS to have one, so he can check on his bank account, Look up Bible verses and check for updates and see the in-box to his account on
Hot-Christian-Babes-4-U(dot)com.
WalkerOfSorrow
Goddamn if that isn’t the truest motherfuckin’ shit.
My parents, evangelical scum that they are, have been extremely technophobic with regards to us accessing ANYTHING they couldn’t control. But sure, they can watch movies with “profanities” and nudity, and play games with rock music, and own a phone.
Deanatay
It’s the classic Christian way to control women, by cutting off their access to the outside world, except through them. If Becky needs something off the Web, she should go through her father.
Poor Joyce. Just when she summons the gumption to put that giant toe in his place, Becky calls and stomps all over her perfectly planted Seed of Doubt™️. I hope Joyce can get a refund on that.
116 thoughts on “Moral entropy”
Ana Chronistic
“yeah, he might destroy everything I love, but he hates some of the same things I do! and he reminds me of our president”
“#NOTMYPRESIDENT”
Fiiiiilo
2020 is the biggest vibe check of all time
clif
Moral entropy in action.
JepMZ
Oh snap!! That’s one way to do it
Nono
“Hello, my name is, uh, Lecky. I’m your unknown, secret daughter. Come find me! I’m located in uhhhh Iowa.”
HeySo
“Iowa? Why are you in Iowa? I clearly said Idaho.
… don’t worry, it’s a state you’ll like.”
Opus the Poet
If they are in such a hurry to die, I’m sure the State Police can assist them in their endeavor. They’ll be packed so close together that a couple of frag grenades will do the job in a few seconds.
Sorry-not-sorry.
a/snow/mous/e
Owiaho, the Ohio/Iowa/Idaho mashup state.
Antonio Tyler
“She’ll blend in, disappear. You’ll never see her again.”
Cholma
“Got lost in her own home?”
abacuswizard
“EXCYOOOOSE ME, DOES ANYONE HERE SPEAK ENGLISH??”
Keulen
*plays the Indiana Jones theme on the hacked muzak*
Kravis
*Dad.*
*TOE DAD*
Stephen Bierce
Mister Telephone Man…there’s something wrong with my line…
Wizard
The Wichita lineman
Is still on the line…
Lawzlo
Becky, don’t do anything stu– (looks at the title of the comic). Never mind, carry on.
Lawzlo
Seriously, though, I hope Becky has a really good plan that doesn’t backfire in any way.
Fart Captor
*angrily and holding back tears* “IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING?”
David M Willis
hahahahahahahaha
David M Willis
i would also have accepted “it’s me, your cousin marvin, MARVIN BERRY???”
Doctor_Who
Wonder if Becky got to see that growing up.
clif
To find out we’d have to go back to the past.
Also, butter-go ketchup.
Needfuldoer
Doubtful. It depicts teenage lust and acknowledges the 1950s aren’t perfect.
Van Jealous
And, of course, the classic fall back, “Do You have Prince Albert in the can?”.
Nick Piers
“Hello Neo! Do you know who this is?”
Shiro
Go for the jugular, Joyce! And also Dina, but in a less metaphorical way!
AGV
First you’d have to find it on that lump of flesh he has for a neck
Meagan
Welp, that was a setup.
danielle
oh no
Mra
Becky totally ruined Joyce emotional comment just now.
BigDogLittleCat
Not necessarily. I have a feeling he’s not going to talk *to* Becky. He’s going to get talked *at* by Becky. Perhaps yelled at even. With much profanity, one hopes.
clif
Besides, Joyce likes that kind of thing. https://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/horizons/
Shane
“Becky will never, EVER talk to you again!”
::literally one second later::
Some1
Ross’ chin in the third panel kinda looks like a mouth.
Needfuldoer
For some reason he reminds me of Art from On the Fastrack.
BigDogLittleCat
“He’s a mobster.”
“So?”
There ya go folks! Modern American evangelical Christianity in action! These are the people telling us we’re immoral demons.
AGV
You know Jeesus would condone it because it’s what they want
DSL
Once you hear an evangelical define Christianity as, essentially, “I don’t care what you did before, you can walk with my posse as long as you say I’m da man,” that becomes very easy to understand. And avoid.
Laladoria
Honestly I can’t wait to see Joyce’s parents’ reactions to this. Carol needs a huge reality check on this entire situation. Who the hell puts in effort to free a man from jail after he shoots a gun specifically to scare/threaten your daughter?!
clif
Well, it’s Joyce. So he’s doing the Lord’s work.
Or not.
Sam
Unfortunately, since Joyce is autobiographical and based on Willis’ type of upbringing, her parents are likely heading to a divorce. With Carol only getting worse and worse…
Laladoria
I am fine with them divorcing honestly… unfortunately Joyce will very likely NOT be fine with it
Sirksome
Honestly picking up for an unknown number is the most christian thing I’ve seen Ross do.
Jo Giggles
I would like to award you a gold star for that comment. I just laughed out loud, literally
clif
The phone rings alike for the just and unjust.
Or something like that.
McBogue
Therefore, send not to know for whom the phone rings – it rings for thee.
Bicycle Bill
Coupla questions here.
#1 — Where did Ross get a cellphone? Remember when he was kidnapping Becky in the earlier incident and he found that she had a cellphone, apparently something he had prohibited her from having (“How much have you defied me?”), he nearly lost his shit.
#2 — How did Becky – or more likely AmaziGirl – get his phone number?
Bicycle Bill
Trying the link again … (“How much have you defied me?”)
King Daniel
He prohibited her from having one. Not himself.
Geneseepaws
He NEEDS to have one, so he can check on his bank account, Look up Bible verses and check for updates and see the in-box to his account on
Hot-Christian-Babes-4-U(dot)com.
WalkerOfSorrow
Goddamn if that isn’t the truest motherfuckin’ shit.
My parents, evangelical scum that they are, have been extremely technophobic with regards to us accessing ANYTHING they couldn’t control. But sure, they can watch movies with “profanities” and nudity, and play games with rock music, and own a phone.
Deanatay
It’s the classic Christian way to control women, by cutting off their access to the outside world, except through them. If Becky needs something off the Web, she should go through her father.
Ron again
Ross, being an adult and a male human, has always had a cellphone. Becky knows his number because she called him from a land line when she was young.
David M Willis
*fingerguns*
whatevsman
way to fuckin jinx it, Joyce
Mariah Hardnett
Ha I knew it I knew Becky wouldn’t listen to amber then again this could be a trap of some sort by amber.
Regalli
*Looks up at fan* Well, that’s definitely more shit, that’s for damn sure.
clif
In such a situation, looking up at the fan is generally not recommended.
SuperZero
It doesn’t stay on the fan. That’s the point.
DSL
You know, I’d never thought of the fan in that metaphor as being the one on the ceiling.
BBCC
Hoo boy.
clif
You can say that again.
Delicious Taffy
Hoo boy.
King Daniel
You can say that again.
He Who Abides
Hoo boy.
Opus the Poet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxzYszntWuE
40 of them
clif
I would also have accepted, “that again.”
Stanistani
Hoo boy.
Chaucer59
Poor Joyce. Just when she summons the gumption to put that giant toe in his place, Becky calls and stomps all over her perfectly planted Seed of Doubt™️. I hope Joyce can get a refund on that.
Bagge
Yes, yes, Dina. You have a rad-ass girlfriend. It is very important to brag about that right now.
Delicious Taffy
What you said exactly, but without sarcasm.