I’m not. I’m perfectly normal. Just like Bil, um, Jennifer.
DailyBrad
I think they were directing that at Opus.
Decidedly Orthogonal
They commented on artwork. You’re insulting a real person.
TheKelliestKelly
Oh, get the hell out of here. Their comment was inappropriate and sexist. They’re very welcome to prefer Alice’s design to Billie’s, but it’s still fairly realistic art of young human women. It’s offputting to say this about real women and it’s off putting to say about cartoon women. If you offer “praise” to one person or design by insulting or negatively comparing to another, it’s not real praise. It is a weird and creepy thing to do.
Marianne
Everyone in this entire thread is wrong, and has terminal ligma, myself included
Don’t mind the peanut gallery. Human beings are still allowed to consider each other’s appearances, and you’ve long since made it clear that you consider people’s character and intellect.
Not to rain on your parade, or anything, but when was the last time anyone saw Roz? (except on the cast page)
DailyBrad
During the birth control pills saga, I think, so more recently (relatively speaking) than one might expect. That is to say, I feel like Alice has a better chance of laying some roots than becoming like an Other Rachel.
Thag Simmons
She’s around, even if she’s not as prominent as she used to be. Malaya and Mike have even less appearances recently, but all three had their time as front and center members of the ensemble.
anon
it is a pretty large cast to rotate, i remember roz appearing more recently than leslie and a lot would say shes an important adult chara aside from the parents, and that one Dr brown lookalike prof that’s mostly used as comedy relief
Shadowsnail
I know you mean “character”. However: AI Overview
The Greek word “chara” (Χαρά) primarily means joy, gladness, or delight.
Thag Simmons
So you understood their meaning entirely but still decided to pedantically bring up an unrelated word from another language for no reason.
Nymph
I mean, they didn’t imply anon was incorrect. I think this was more of a “fun fact” than anything else.
Astariel
Both Joyce and Joe consulted her about sex not so long ago.
Too early for the shoe. They’ll make us think they could be happy for the rest of their lives for a brief moment before yanking out the carpet, it’s the Willis way.
Yeah, it’s too early for a hard collapse or something, not when it was kind of a trek to even get to where Alice would give her another chance. Willis is better at pacing than to immediately spike the football on us.
I think the “other shoe” here is that Ruth pushed Alice and Billie together and is going to be miserable seeing them be happy together. There’s some narrative parallels here in DOA characters doing that to each other.
her describing lucy as sweet makes me wonder if she has an unpleasant roommate or so herself or just surprised that billiefer has such a ‘nice’ rommate
Alice gets mad at Jennifer for tackling her like a WWE fighter, something that was normal for Jennifer to do to Ruth but doesn’t play well with other people
243 thoughts on “My eyes only”
TheKelliestKelly
Billie once again bringing people down to her level
Clif
Cheer Leader. Problem Solver.
eh, whatever
Head cheerleader, problem solver. Rhythm!
Megan
wow alice has a KILLER jawline
Opus the Poet
Like I was saying, Alice has a better face and a better body than Billifer.
Megan
That’s great
flumfula
it starts with an earth. quake
Disastroid
Birds and snakes
Poppakat
And aeroplanes
Shadowsnail
Okay, but is Lenny Bruce afraid?
Michelle J Caboose
Lenny Bruce is NOT afraid.
Nono
Really weird to have to praise someone by directly comparing them to someone else (making them sound worse).
Shakes
Feels very common on the internet these days.
For something to be “good” something “bad” has to be mentioned as a comparison.
Steamweed
Humans have been comparing each other to each other since before humans were humans.
Queen Anthai
O…kay?
Drew Hargrave
That’s weird. You’re being a creep.
Clif
I’m not. I’m perfectly normal. Just like Bil, um, Jennifer.
DailyBrad
I think they were directing that at Opus.
Decidedly Orthogonal
They commented on artwork. You’re insulting a real person.
TheKelliestKelly
Oh, get the hell out of here. Their comment was inappropriate and sexist. They’re very welcome to prefer Alice’s design to Billie’s, but it’s still fairly realistic art of young human women. It’s offputting to say this about real women and it’s off putting to say about cartoon women. If you offer “praise” to one person or design by insulting or negatively comparing to another, it’s not real praise. It is a weird and creepy thing to do.
Marianne
Everyone in this entire thread is wrong, and has terminal ligma, myself included
Crow
What’s ligma?
TheKelliestKelly
Ligma downstairs fancy place!!!1!
Amós Batista
ahahaha
Thag Simmons
we have such normal comments on this website
Clif
Where? I must have missed it.
Nymph
Normal Comment.
Steamweed
Abby Normal comment!
Taffy
Saying odd things like this won’t solve world hunger.
Decidedly Orthogonal
Don’t mind the peanut gallery. Human beings are still allowed to consider each other’s appearances, and you’ve long since made it clear that you consider people’s character and intellect.
Amós Batista
Oh, my. Suddenly I’m in love ?
anon
good to have variety tho i imagine it does add to the smugness versus her having softer/generic features
Purple Floof
You could open a can of whoopass with that jawline
Doopyboop
Alice the woman that you are, Billie please don’t fumble this time.
Nadamás
But fumbling bad bongoes is bassically her especialty!
Thag Simmons
Well, Alice has got a spot on the cast page now so I think she’ll be sticking around
Aquila
Not to rain on your parade, or anything, but when was the last time anyone saw Roz? (except on the cast page)
DailyBrad
During the birth control pills saga, I think, so more recently (relatively speaking) than one might expect. That is to say, I feel like Alice has a better chance of laying some roots than becoming like an Other Rachel.
Thag Simmons
She’s around, even if she’s not as prominent as she used to be. Malaya and Mike have even less appearances recently, but all three had their time as front and center members of the ensemble.
anon
it is a pretty large cast to rotate, i remember roz appearing more recently than leslie and a lot would say shes an important adult chara aside from the parents, and that one Dr brown lookalike prof that’s mostly used as comedy relief
Shadowsnail
I know you mean “character”. However:
AI Overview
The Greek word “chara” (Χαρά) primarily means joy, gladness, or delight.
Thag Simmons
So you understood their meaning entirely but still decided to pedantically bring up an unrelated word from another language for no reason.
Nymph
I mean, they didn’t imply anon was incorrect. I think this was more of a “fun fact” than anything else.
Astariel
Both Joyce and Joe consulted her about sex not so long ago.
John Campbell
Yesterday, when Joyce and Dorothy were eye-fucking in her sister’s class.
Wraithy2773
……..this is going far, far too nice and too sweet.
I’m waiting for the shoe.
Dread Pirate Robin
Too early for the shoe. They’ll make us think they could be happy for the rest of their lives for a brief moment before yanking out the carpet, it’s the Willis way.
DailyBrad
Yeah, it’s too early for a hard collapse or something, not when it was kind of a trek to even get to where Alice would give her another chance. Willis is better at pacing than to immediately spike the football on us.
Thallone
OMG, reported trying to click reply – needs a are you sure there.
That said, I expect the shoe to actually look more like a cast, based on that last panel.
Thag Simmons
the report threshold is high enough that an accidental report isn’t going to be particularly impactful, don’t worry about it
Needfuldoer
What about
second breakfastfive accidental reports?Taffy
I report every comment I read. It’s a good way to mark them so I don’t get confused later.
Clif
That’s a good idea. We should all do that.
Justnobodyfqwl
I think the “other shoe” here is that Ruth pushed Alice and Billie together and is going to be miserable seeing them be happy together. There’s some narrative parallels here in DOA characters doing that to each other.
Taffy
Where’s the first shoe?
Needfuldoer
I think that’s the one Dorothy kicked down the hallway at the beginning of the comic.
anon
her describing lucy as sweet makes me wonder if she has an unpleasant roommate or so herself or just surprised that billiefer has such a ‘nice’ rommate
Crow
Alice gets mad at Jennifer for tackling her like a WWE fighter, something that was normal for Jennifer to do to Ruth but doesn’t play well with other people
Dread Pirate Robin
Hm. I don’t know if that bodes well for a budding romance when you’re tripping over what your ex is thinking about you.
Laura
Tripping and tumbling!
Shade
Just looks like they’re goofing around.
butts
Wow, they seem to be getting along well! Maybe Billie will be able to maintain this relationship in a normal and healthy haha can you imagine
Thag Simmons
Hey, you never know, maybe she’s done enough time in the torment nexus to earn a few books worth of peace
Opus the Poet
Billifer is going to hanky Alice’s panky?
Clif
But only once, and it may have already happened.
eh, whatever
“only, like, once”…
Steamweed
You’re allowed.
Shadowsnail
Plays “Hanky Panky” by Madonna on the hacked Muzak.
anon
i mean ,we did also circle back around to joe/joyce legitimately dating despite her hating him after their ‘first’ date so y’never know
Ty34er
There’s some lesbian shenanigans that’s going to happen, isn’t there
Leorale
Billie is bi! We don’t know about Alice.
But shenanigans, yes, for sure.
anon
well there was that one dramatic strip was like “i LOVED you billie” so i assume there was some feelings even if they never like made out
or just ‘made out once while drunk’ XP
Li
Leorale means we don’t know how Alice identifies, so they could (for example) be bisexual shenanigans rather than lesbian shenanigans.