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Need
Posted on January 23, 2014 by David M Willis
For those of you needing to keep a strict timeline, that first panel on page three of "Walky Performs A Sex" takes place between the third and fourth panels here.

245 thoughts on “Need”

  1. The Meek Ninja

    The commenters, however, need to stay.

  2. Plasma Mongoose

    So no threesomes then? What a pity.

    1. Yotomoe

      A huge loss for both of them.

      1. KingMabel

        A huge loss for us all indeed.

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        So Yotomoe, does finding out that Sierra wasn’t involved make you any less interested in the Walky/Dotty sex book thingy?

        1. Yotomoe

          It makes me IMMENSELY less interested.

      3. Reltzik

        …. both of them?

        …. which of the three is it not a huge loss for?

        1. John

          Dorothy? Because she’s, AFAIK, straight.

        2. JA

          Stuff happens in college. All I’m gonna say.

    2. Aizat

      One step at a time, Plas.

    3. Arkadi

      The shame of it :cccc

  3. Tunaro

    And so the dream of a 3-way crashes and burns away in the glorious blaze of a fevered dream.

    1. ajm5007

      “And so the dream of a 3-way crashes and burns away in the glorious blaze of a fevered dream.”

      That’s what usually happens with actual 3-ways.

  4. otusasio451

    Sock on the door. SOCK ON THE DOOR!

    1. Doctor_Who

      At IU you just put a Dina behind the door.

      1. lejwocky

        How voyeuristic

        1. Doctor_Who

          She doesn’t watch. Doesn’t interest her. She just stands there reciting interesting dinosaur facts.

          Works surprisingly well. Know how guys thing about baseball or math to distract themselves and last longer? When you are being told the dietary habits of the allosaurus you might actually forget what you’re doing.

        2. neon5162

          i was in a room with 2 people doing it but the other people and i were to busy playing halo 2 to care

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        Not to mention Ceiling Joyce will be watching them fornicate… err do some premarital hanky panky.

        1. timemonkey

          It’ll be like an Alien movie. First she’ll be above them and they won’t notice, then as she starts frothing it’ll drip down and they’ll know somethings wrong, then they’ll spot her a few seconds before she strikes ad we cut away.

        2. Aizat

          Or Joyce is actually Jason Vorhees.

        3. ninja_jesus

          Or she’s Michael Myers.

      3. Aizat

        A Dina behind every door…I want one.

        1. Nakari

          My campaign platform. “Economic reform, AND A DINA BEHIND EVERY DOOR!”

    2. Thanks, I'll Have Another!

      THANK YOU. My thoughts exactly.

    3. Jen Aside

      I think she already knows

    4. Yotomoe

      BUT SIERRA DOESN’T OWN ANY SOCKS!!!

      1. Doctor_Who

        That’s a surprisingly good point.

        1. DSL

          Dorothy has socks.

        2. Tunaro

          Until Walky finishes knocking ’em off, of course.

        3. SyntheticPhylum

          ALL residential college students should be issued a single red sock as part of their dorm package, for JUST such a situation… along with a large box of condoms for both/easy access to birth control for female students. Sure, somebody may go to college with the INTENT of remaining chaste (not likely, but it COULD happen!), but they should still be prepared for the possibility that they may change their minds. Also, getting knocked up because one wasn’t prepared has ruined/delayed more than one college experience, a mistake that could easily have been avoided WITHOUT killing off chances of sexy-fun-time.

          Either that, or we develop the technology needed for mandatory birth control during one’s teenage/college years. Put it in the water or something, or develop a nanotech procedure that installs ‘blockages’ in the vas deferens for boys and the fallopian tubes for girls.

          YES, I’ve put some thought into the subject, WELL outside of this comic! And just think about how TERRIFYING a Walky Junior would be at THIS stage of their lives!

        4. Nakari

          Spider may just be the most fitting avatar for you.

          Seriously, think about how much thought he would put into it, if he could get it up.

        5. Doctor_Who

          I have to admit, the second paragraph really reminded me of this Spider quote.

          “One of these days I’m going to drop a bomb on this city. A contraceptive bomb.”

        6. SyntheticPhylum

          DAMMIT! Now I’ve got to go read Transmetropolitan again! I really wish Warren Ellis had been willing/able to continue the series or write a new one in the same setting.

        7. SyntheticPhylum

          I’m sure that in Spider’s era, they already HAVE that sort of birth control technology, right up there with cures for any sort of STI that WE have to worry about in this era: they just have a whole new crop of truly BIZARRE STIs to deal with… That Mitchell Royce always contracts, every time he goes to one of Spider’s parties! 😀

        8. Morgauxo

          ” a nanotech procedure that installs ‘blockages’ in the vas deferens”

          Back pressure can cause ruptures that lead to scar tissue. That’s why vasectomy reversals sometimes fail. I would think your solution would have the same problem.

        9. SyntheticPhylum

          Not necessarily. Since we’re already talking about nanomachines here, the blockages could be designed to absorb (well, eat, but that’s kinda icky) the sperm for males, and the eggs for females. That should take care of the rupture problem. Thanks for pointing that out, since I didn’t really think about that. Ironically, when I came up with the idea for women, I figured that the nanites WOULD end up “eating” the eggs. I basically came up with the concept of using nanotech to create readily reversible alternatives to tubal ligations/vasectomies.

        10. Chrissy

          Actually, a safe, effective, and easily reversible male birth control injection is headed towards clinical trials in America! Its called vasalgel and it uses electrostatic charge to disrupt semen cell walls.

        11. kkoro

          I got the entire way through college without that being an issue. Colleges aren’t quite so sex focused as you’re positing, a lot of us just joined clubs or studied.

        12. Bill

          Ditto.

        13. TboneJenkins

          Whereas with me, I walked in on my roommate and my boyfriend one day. And I was like, “What are you doing?! Stop that! Stop that this instant! I KEEP MY BIBLE HERE.”

          Yeah. I was a lot like Joyce back then. Minus the homeschooling. Sigh.

        14. Dean

          Did they at least have it open to the Song of Solomon?

        15. SyntheticPhylum

          Well, when & where I went to college, at least with a SIGNIFICANT portion of students at the dorm I was in, this WAS an issue. There was quite a bit of boinking going on; that and pot smoking.

        16. Jen Aside

          The technology exists, though. At least for men. It just opens up a whole other can of worms if something is guaranteed, vs. forcing kids and freshly no-longer-minors to think about certain consequences of their actions. [Also, no doubt it’s hella expensive and wouldn’t be covered by grants.]

    5. Tunaro

      How would Sierra put a sock on the door?

    6. madock345

      A guy in my dorm puts a pair of boxers on the door. Sometimes bras. Judging by how often he does this, he either gets a ridiculous amount of tail or underwear=fap, bra=sex.

      1. Vert

        Or he just keeps a set around and throws them on the door randomly so everyone thinks he’s getting laid all the time.

    7. Jammy

      Ohhhh, myyy.

    8. Baker

      Oh no, because RUTH.

  5. David Herbert

    Maybe I should finally read that story.

  6. NiKaotix

    welp poor sierra.

  7. Sails

    LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN

    1. Thanks, I'll Have Another!

      PELVIC THRUST OVERDRIVE

      1. lejwocky

        *CHARLES ATLAS SEAL OF APPROVAL*

  8. Bob Ross

    That’s not how it happened!

    1. Doctor_Who

      Maybe this is round two?

      1. Yotomoe

        Sierra came back to see if she could get sloppy seconds.

      2. Bob Ross

        Bow-Chika Wow-Wow!

        1. Keroshino

          God dammit, Tucker!

        2. Doom Shepherd

          What if Tucker is contagious? I do not want to catch pregnancy.

    2. Sageress

      It’s a paradox. Oh noooo

      1. Bob Ross

        Alternate universe! I knew it! Cop out! (Just kidding)

    3. nick

      It’s still possible:
      D and W – You need to leave
      S – I need to leave?
      (W and S start arguing)
      (D gets fed up of waiting)
      D – sorrysierraweloveyou
      (Begin sexy times)
      S – I needed to leave

      1. Bob Ross

        Yeah I know it’s more than possible, it just didn’t seem that way at first.

  9. Thanks, I'll Have Another!

    Is there a sick on the door? There had better be a sock on the door.

    1. Thanks, I'll Have Another!

      …Dammit.

      1. Maveric1984

        Damn autocorrect….

        Woul Sierra even know what a sock is, let alone what one on a doorknob means?

        1. Doctor_Who

          Wonder what she does in the winter. It gets cold in Indiana.

        2. Ongion

          In Indiana (Terre Haute) right now, and I can confirm. It is FREEZING.

        3. vlademir1

          If it’s anything like here in the Dayton/Cincinnati area (and there’s little reason it wouldn’t be) , it’s more than just freezing.

        4. Jen Aside

          The photo in this post comes to mind.

  10. LiamAldam

    Two cannons have been fired and I am confused.

    1. Mr. Random

      One cannon. It just was a split shot. The second part hit first.

  11. Wonder Wig

    Is there a stronger word than “needed?”

  12. Rhy

    THIS IS DIFFERENT THAN WALKY DOES THE SEX OMG

    1. GoogerGeiger

      I kinda prefer “Does The Sex” to “Performs A Sex”, actually.

      1. Kelly

        That’s the sequel

    2. RaijinK

      Not really. You could splice up the panels and it fits well enough.

    3. Alex

      I think this page and the WPAS page happen at the same time, with the last panel of the WPAS one between the last two panels of this one.

      1. Alex

        First panel, not last. I need to study my porn more.

        1. Mr. Random

          It takes a thousand hours to master something.

        2. Gka

          Ten thousand, and you can’t be fapping at the time.

          That’s right – if you want to be good at directing porn, you have to spend ten thousand hours watching it for the *camera angles.*

          *shudders*

        3. The Candyman

          Challenge accepted.

  13. Jay Eff

    “You need to leave.
    We need to make money for Willis.”

    1. Yotomoe

      Sierra could’ve helped, but clearly Willis didn’t want my money enough.

    2. timemonkey

      They’re selling their bodies for money for Willis!

      Someone draw pimp!Willis.

    3. Bill

      And Willis has orders for more.
      Now we know why he has that buffer built up so far ahead…..
      ….so he can concentrate on his smut! 😉

  14. Tom Speelman

    Heh heh heh.

  15. Chase

    Bu… Blai… eh… Damn you Willis!

    1. Incubus

      Pretty much my entire sentiment.

  16. Spectre

    Wait… is WPAS being ret-conned ALREADY?

    1. Spectre

      …And I just read Willis’ caption. Whoops. 😛

    2. David Willis

      Besides, WPAS can’t be the retconnee! It was written later!

  17. Ace

    Sierra is talking to us! Hi Sierra!

  18. March

    They could have at least let her grab a blanket and her wallet. It’s not too bad when you can have a sandwich and coffee to go with your sexile.

    1. Yotomoe

      Someone should make gift baskets for being sexiled.

      1. Mr. Random

        Some tissues, ten bucks, a nice hat, a shirt and pants, and a laptop.

    2. timemonkey

      It’s funny you think this’ll last long enough to be more than slightly inconvenient. It’s Walky’s first time. She can grab a snack and go right back.

      1. fudo81

        This might be a bit of a spoiler, but… it’s actually Walky’s first *three* times, at least.
        (Yeas, I’ve read WPaS. I was curious. Don’t judge me)

        1. Azhrei Vep

          I judge you for implying that consuming WPaS would be judge-worthy.

          JUDGEMENT!

        2. fudo81

          I judge myself for typing “Yeas”.

        3. fudo81

          … and also for what you say. I guess my Catholic upbringing did leave a mark, after all. Dammit.
          I’ll try and undo that: I’ve read the two SP! Slipshines as well, and they’re pretty good.

    3. Bill

      Never heard the term “sexile” before, but it fits…..

  19. nothri

    Well, they could have just gone to Walky’s room and asked Mike to lea….

    Yeah, okay, good decision there.

    1. Kevin

      There is no way this could involve Mike that would not make it better.

      1. Volkai

        Except for every way.

      2. nothri

        Your confusing use of double negatives make me unsure whether you advocate Mike’s inclusion in this story or not…

        1. sps48

          That’s passive voice, I think, not double negatives.
          ‘Any Mike involvement would make it better’.

  20. Aizat

    You know…if I was asked by two people to leave the room and the request was made in unison and that those two people just popped out of nowhere….my first reaction would be “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” followed by “What’s your offer?”

    1. Mr. Random

      Return to the room, in two hours. Or suffer our curses.

      1. Aizat

        Curses? Like what? A catchy song about King Ramses? Flooding the room? Locusts?

        1. Mr. Random

          Just a long string of the word “fuck”.

        2. sps48

          Being there during.

  21. KingMabel

    Side story happening at the same time as sexy times maybe?

  22. EvergreenFir

    Wait, I thought Dorothy had top bunk

    1. Yotomoe

      Sierra might like the higher vantage point for reasons of reading.

    2. Blue Dragon

      Bunks don’t go over bunks. Bunks go over study areas. Everybody has top bunk, except I seem to recall Ruth (who has a single, being an RA) doesn’t have the same arrangement. Probably the wheelchair accessible rooms are singles.

      But, yeah. You’re right. Dorothy does have top bunk. But so does Sierra.

      1. EvergreenFir

        Back in my day we didn’t have that option (we did in some dorms…)

  23. Plasma Mongoose

    “I feel the need…”

    “…the need to do the deed!”

    1. KingMabel

      Hopefully things don’t happen too fast…

      1. Aizat

        Well, as that one Tenacious D song said, “sometimes you don’t have to f@#k her hard.”

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        I just hope the Amazi-condoms prevent them from going to the Danger Zone and by Danger Zone, I mean abortion clinic.

        1. Aizat

          I thought the Danger Zone was east of the Pacific Ocean, west of London, England, South of Mars and North of Hell.

        2. Jaco

          Let’s see now… east of the pacific, north from hell, west from London…

          That would be the U.S.A. Or maybe Canada?

        3. Asura

          Well, seeing as Hell is a town in Michigan, I would say it’s most likely Canada

        4. Aizat

          And no one picked up the Macho Man Randy Savage reference….

        5. sps48

          The Danger Zone is wherever Archer is.

  24. Maveric1984

    I suppose A sock on the doorknob doesn’t work when the roomie is already in the room, but damn that’s cold! I only shared a dorm room for one year, but this never happened to me.

    At the same time, would Sierra even know what a sock in the doorknob means? Or even what a sock is

    1. GoogerGeiger

      You put the sock on your knob to prevent unwanted pregna – I mean intrusion.

  25. GoogerGeiger

    Taking in unison gives me creepy vibes. Maybe it’s because of the Delightful Children from Down the Lane?

    1. Doctor_Who

      Walky and Dorothy: “Come play with us Sierra…forever and ever and ever…”
      Sierra: “Sure, I’m game.”
      Walky: “R-really?! Cool!”
      Dorothy: “No, I was kidding!”

      1. Just Cheeto Dust

        So, Sierra freezes to death outside?

        And cue Faz in bear suit.

        1. Volkai

          Because dorm hallways are freezing cold.

        2. Just Cheeto Dust

          That’s one reference to The Shining that went over someone’s head.

        3. Lumpy Frogsnuggler

          Like the bearskin guy from True Grit? Because I always thought Dina would be better for that role.

        4. Just Cheeto Dust

          And there’s another reference missed. But you weren’t snarky about it, so I’ll let that slide.

    2. Yotomoe

      The DOAs from Down the Lane.

    3. Aizat

      Well, Dotty got the hair color down…but not the eye color.

  26. Kernanator

    I’m pretty sure you meant to say pages, not panels.

    Regardless, they need to make sure to put a sock on the door.

    1. Aizat

      Who’s sock? Sierra has no sock…right?

      1. Kernanator

        That’s true, but surely Dorothy has some!

    2. David Willis

      I’m pretty sure you read it wrong!

      1. Kernanator

        Looks like I did! Sorry, Willis. I thought the first part of the sentence referred to the DoA comic, and the second part referred to WPaS. No, I don’t know how my brain came to that conclusion either.

    3. Heavensrun

      The sock on the door is a signal to the roommate. The roommate has been ejected already, and generally nobody else would have a key.

  27. T Campbell

    Looks more like third and fourth panels to me, though maybe the third panel is just Sierra talking to herself.

  28. Ragnal

    Okay, but…where does Ruth fit into this, walking in the halls with a shirt or something?

    1. fudo81

      that should happen before today’s strip

  29. Mr. Random

    She needed to leave.

    1. Jon P

      I fully expected that to be the mouseover text.

      1. Mr. Random

        I was saddened that it was not.

        1. Heavensrun

          Dammit, now -I’m- saddened that it was not.

  30. Yotomoe

    This comic got 100% cooler since Sierra came back.

    1. timemonkey

      Sierra makes everything better.

  31. Laseema

    PRE-MARITAL HANKY PANKY!

    1. Doctor_Who

      PE-HARITAL MANKY PRANKY!

      1. Spectre

        MRE-PARITAL PANKY HANKY!

        1. AndromedaRage

          HE-PRAMITAL RANKY TANKY

  32. someguywithakatana

    I totally forgot Sierra was Dotty’s roommate. I could’ve sworn she just like… lived in a tree or something…

    1. Aizat

      Dude…seriously? Sierra’s not a chipmunk.

      1. Mr. Random

        Do you claim to know Sierra’s real parents?

        1. Aizat

          So, you’re saying Sierra’s parents are chipmunks?

        2. Mr. Random

          Are you saying you know they aren’t?

        3. someguywithakatana

          Didn’t we see them on Parent’s day?

          Amidst all the other… bleeeeeeh?

        4. Salmo

          Those were her adoptive parents.

        5. Doctor_Who

          You ever see a chipmunk wear shoes? I rest my case!

        6. vlademir1

          Yes. I watched Alvin and the Chipmunks as a kid back in the ’80s. All six chipmunks in the show wore shoes most of the time.

    2. Hoboturtle

      Quickly Willis here an idea you might want to steal! I don’t care how just make it a thing.

  33. ironbillie

    and then they fucked.

  34. newllend

    And we all know what went down after that…

    1. Aizat

      Let’s just say that The Big Bang happened.

  35. Bilfred

    lol

  36. Maycroft

    emphasis in the verb”Need”

  37. KKoro

    Gaaah it’s killing me how the Amber-Danny story keeps getting interrupted. Eyargh. So tired of Dorothy and Walky.

  38. Minder

    Argh. I guess I should be grateful that it didn’t cut to Billie and Ruth or something, but I would still ten million times rather see what’s about to happen with Danny and Blaine and Amber than any of these guys. SUSPENSE

    1. sps48

      Billie and Ruth will be the next Slipshine.
      I hope.

      1. Keroshino

        Nope! Next one is Shortpacked related
        …then we will be gettin another DoA porn!
        (Hopefully featuring Billie x Ruth)

        1. Nono

          It will be Ethan x Joyce, to the chorus of a million DYW!

        2. sps48

          Conquest and someone, then.

  39. ridtom

    Dorothy and Walky tjen proceeded to have a lengthy, but enjoyable Chess Match. The loser had to admit that they know less about Monkey Master.

    Also they used the Amazi-Condoms as Chess Pieces.

  40. TheRealAllPurposeGuru

    Gawd, Sierra is cute.

    1. Yotomoe

      I SAW HER FIRST >:T

  41. Annamal

    Darn, I really wish Slipshine had some kind of one-off day pass option.

    Oh well, I’ll wait a few months before I can save the amount of money needed for the subscription

    1. Bemmie

      Maybe, like me, you can join slip shine when Willis puts his next one up there, as he has confirmed will happen. That way we get to view both at the same time, save up for a few months, and give Willis more credit for subscriptions at slip shine, thus increasing his chance of being paid to make more, thus furthering his plans to build the real Monkey Master and finally take over Hasbro, and creative control of all Transformers toys…. Right?

  42. Ridureyu

    Somehow, Danny will screw this up.

  43. Izumi Ryu

    Why does that 2nd panel remind me of those two creepy girls from The Shining?

  44. Reltzik

    This is going to cost Walky another pair of shoes.

    ((Is that still a thing, or does no one get that comment?))

    1. Reltzik

      ((The above is written by someone who has not read the slipshine material in full, and any spoilers are unintentional.))

  45. Idon'tcarenomore

    Aww! they are cute, standing there dripping all over everything-you have to leave now”, so ‘to the point’.

    And Sierra is also cute. ‘I needed to leave’.

    Somehow that just struck me as very very funny.

    1. Bill

      Well, the WDaS preview panels showed Sierra being shoved out the door by Dorothy …. in light of today’s strip it makes that even funnier.

      I predict we will soon get a strip where Sierra is sitting in the common area; someone — such as Joyce — comes up to make conversation and Sierra lets it casually slip that Dorothy and Walky are doin’ the nasty back in the room.  Hilarity ensues.

  46. carl320

    Dorothy in panel 2 reminds me of Foamy the Squirrel, eye twitch and all.

  47. Kiggy

    I’m laughing so hard I’m almost out of breath XD

  48. Plasma Mongoose

    I hope they will the polite thing and change Sierra’s sheets after they finish.

    1. Maveric1984

      Dotty’s bed is the top bunk. At least it was when Walky spent the night before. Perhaps they both have those lofted beds with the desk underneath to save space.

  49. SmaggTheSmug

    Aw crap, she was wearing shorts?

  50. shawnthegirl

    Bought a subscription just to read it.. I liked it. True to style. Made me smile.

  51. Mojo

    Holy crap, $30 for the Slipshine thing?
    Ok. I admit it, I do enjoy the explicit stuff when I know the characters as people, but I don’t know about paying that much…

    1. HentMas

      well, it is a site with a bunch of other sex comics 🙂

  52. maarvarq

    I have shelled out the year’s subscription to Slipshine (and been reminded why to a large degree cartoon porn does very little for me) and have now seen far more of David Walkerton than I ever wished to. I voted “Eh, who cares?” on the poll, but wanted a response more along the lines of “Cannot unsee!”

  53. maarvarq

    Oh, I forgot. I liked the punchline though 🙂

  54. Arturo

    Can’t a girl enjoy her Slipshine subscription in peace? Yeeesh.

  55. Kevin

    It’s funny thinking that Walk’ADor are gonna be porkin’ even as Amber is rushing to meet Blaine and Danny.

    Well hell, maybe Danny’s finally gonna get laid.

    I wonder how Amber will feel about walking in on that.

    1. brasca1

      Seems a bit soon for Willis to have another one waiting for us. I’ll give him a month after most people’s monthly subscription to Slipshine ends to treat us to that.

  56. Kevin

    Unfortunately the poll doesn’t have a “I checked out the preview but the facial expressions you used creeped me out and I don’t think any amount of sexing could overcome that anti-boner.” I love how the art works in DoA, but I guess Willis’s take on sex-faces isn’t my thing.

  57. Darnel

    LOL

  58. taekwondogirl

    This might be an odd time to request it, but I’d really like to see a Sierra-centric story please! You know, if you were planning it or anything. I’d just like to know her better.

    1. xKiv

      The adventures of Sierra on-line.

  59. Bill

    The subtitle of WPaS is “And For a First Time It’s Surprisingly Not Embarrassing or Aggressively Terrible”.

    Question — is the ‘first time’ in the subtitle referring to Walky’s first time hitting a home run, or Willis’ first time drawing porn? 😉

    1. hof1991

      Yes.

    2. Bob Ross

      It’s the first time that it wasn’t embarrassing or aggressively terrible

  60. Some Dude

    Wait a second.

    That second panel shows Sierra in top bunk.

    Did they seriously have sex in Sierra’s bed?

    1. Sageress

      I guess we’ll have to take your word for it

    2. Falconer

      No, see above re: work below, party above.

      Everybody has top bunk.

      … Except perhaps Danny and Joe, I think they have bottom bunks but I can’t be arsed to go looking. It was just after Joe x Roz the first time.

      1. Jack Finch

        I think I remember Billie pushing Danny down onto a lower bunk.

        1. David Willis

          That was the floor!

  61. Falconer

    Fear the day you see Sierra’s right eye.

    1. ninja_jesus

      :O Does she have the college equivalent of Chuunibiyo?!

  62. Pjotroos

    Really love all the little touches in your comics. The top halves of their heads creeping in look just perfect. Guess I’m gonna cave in and see about finding some spare bucks next month, but it will feel like a ridiculous waste to spend 25$ just to see thirteen pages :p

    1. Maveric1984

      Seventeen pages. The extra 4 pages is what makes it worth it.

      1. Bill

        Thirteen pages.  The first four were/are available w/out the subscription.

      2. Pjotroos

        I’ve already seen the first four, thirteen to go :p

  63. Mr K

    I thought that was Sal.

    1. Bob Ross

      Sal is different in almost every way

      1. Mr K

        I mistook Walky for Sal and Dorothy for Amber. I’m kinda dissapointed.

        1. Bob Ross

          Oh, I can see that. Now I am too 🙁

  64. Bob Ross

    Leave or join in. Decide fast because this is happening.

  65. Henry

    Well, at least this time, if someone guesses “sexiled”, barring a retcon, they’ll be right…

  66. OmegaDez

    LOL. I just love random one-shot strips like this.

    Poor Sienna, though. I used to have a roommate who always wanted me out when she had her boyfriend around. Some sort of Roomate’s agreement, she’d say. The problem was, I never had a girl around myself, so she never left me alone like I did.

    I hated the hell out of that girl.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      They had the opposite sex share the same rooms together?

      1. Jen Aside

        I’ve got three opposite-sex roommates. I’m not in college, mind. [Also, lesbians are a possibility.]

  67. ZPedro

    Interestingly, this strip could be interpreted as being the way the incident is seen and remembered by Sierra, and the mentioned panel as being the same from W&D’s viewpoint.

  68. Jack Finch

    OMG, Dorothy’s face in panel 2. It will never be topped.

    1. Jack Finch

      Reminds me of one of my favorite movie lines.

      “Listen to me. I think you’d be glad later
      if you weren’t here now.”

      1. Bill

        Animal House, right?

        1. Jack Finch

          Yep. Hoover had the best straight lines.

  69. Alex Stritar

    I like the implication that they started doing it while Sierra was still in the room.

    1. Bill

      According to the previews they were starting to do it in the elevator before they ever got *TO* the room.

  70. Marc in MN

    I bet they didn’t even give her time to put her shoes on!

    Oh right, she doesn’t wear any.

  71. JepMZ

    I had a friend once who was told the same thing, but he was concentrating so much with his videogame that his roommate had no choice but banged his girl while he played his game

    1. Anton

      There are plenty of other options out there.

  72. Icalasari

    God damned paywall!

    …Not… Not that I want to see…

    Erm…

    No backing away from this one

  73. showler

    So…with Danny occupied I guess Sierra will run into Joyce?

  74. LiveWire

    Curse yooooouuuu, I finally caught up, and it’s on THIS ONE.

  75. Roborat

    Wow, away for a week, and get this awesome storyline to read on my return. I loved this page, and the children of the corn vibe in panel two is hilarious. I see I might have to finally break down and get a slipshine account.

  76. DT

    Has anyone made a gif or somesuch animation of Walky and Dorothy’s heads creeping up into view?

    Because someone should totally do that.

  77. AniDanny

    Mammals ARE weird…

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