“The rest” being the twins (Ruffnut & Tuffnut). They don’t really match to anyone; they have Mike’s aggression but none of his intelligence, Faz’ social obliviousness but none of his creepiness.
The car blog Jalopnik has a few references to “dragoning” throughout their site. For them, it all started with one of their former editors striking such a pose behind iirc a Dodge Viper at the New York Auto Show. And hilarious erotica ensued.
One of these days I have got to learn that when I hear about something that I know I will find disturbing my first reaction should not be to go see if it’s real.
If you also think dragons are a turn on, go check out this webcomic review of the Bad Dragon C*ck Sheath (nsfw). Whole new meaning to riding a dragon…
Boy, Danny is having a rough year. His former lover breaks up with him to concentrate on her future, and then hooks up with a man-child. His new girlfriend breaks up with him despite his assured commitment. And now his best friend since childhood has found a new best friend.
Yet, we’ll somehow find a reason to compare Danny to Hitler when he inevitably has a leap in judgment.
Does that make Joyce Elliot, or Dorothy? Because I could see either of them.
The blonde hair, nerdiness, and willingness to sleep with “JD” suggests Dorothy, but the neurosis, religious upbringing, and hesitance to curse suggest Joyce.
Either way, Sarah is totally Carla.
Tunaro
Would Mike be Cox or the Janitor?
leonou
Cox would definitely be Ruth !
JustCheetoDust
I’m going to say the Janitor, JUST so I can follow that up by suggesting that Danny thinks about him bathing in egg salad.
Truth be told, I just can’t picture Mike practicing taxidermy.
Zakrael
Hey, Mike is an expert taxidermist, and gives excellent value for money.
He’ll stuff your mom. For a nickel.
It’s because she’s a prostitute.
JustCheetoDust
So, Sarah can’t tell the difference between one-upmanship and a lotion sale?
Sarah’s expression makes me think Joyce’s shipping of those two might actually be founded on something other than subtle racism.
Also, SOMEBODY NEEDS TO DRAW THAT.
I’ve never found him all that attractive (which is funny given my Gravatar). Granted that’s not really surprising seeing as he’s a character in a webcomic.
timemonkey
Yeah, I’ve never found him even noticeable, let alone hot. Personal preferences and all that. When he first appeared in Shortpacked I assumed he was so lusted after because he was the only available straight guy.
241 thoughts on “New main man”
TheOthin
Dragons. The ultimate turn-on.
Tunaro
I thought that was catfights.
TrueVCU
Only for dudes
Hylleddin
I was gonna say “and lesbians”, but I have to admit dogfights turn me on more than catfights. How about two woman dragonriders dueling?
Raye J
wow. Y’know, I was just gonna reply with “I prefer Lamia/Naga to Dragons” But I would pay to watch two female dragonriders dueling.
Waverocker
With motorcycles as a close second
Tunaro
Followed closely by chocolaty brown hair.
Waverocker
And caramel 😉
Skull025
And double entendre pizza. Can’t forget that mushroom sausage pizza with extra cheese.
khrene
The extra cheese kinda ruined it…
The again pizzas aren’t the best for sexing, I mean their hot, covered in saucy juicies, and are always little rough around the edges… wait…
Luke
But… Everyone gets a slice of your pizza. You bring one over and you only get, like, two pieces.
James
but the key is you get a peice.
Heavensrun
“They’re”
hmrc4evr
Great.
Now I have this mental animation running through my head of the DoA cast as the kids from How to Train Your Dragon.
Danny is Hiccup and Amber is Astrid. Joe is Snotlout. Not sure of the rest yet.
Damm- this is going to bug me all night now.
Luke
Someone NEEDS to draw that.
Robin
Summoning Yotomoe?
DaibhidC
I can see Sal as whichever one of Roughnut and Toughnut is the girl, but not Walky as the other one.
Cybersnark
“The rest” being the twins (Ruffnut & Tuffnut). They don’t really match to anyone; they have Mike’s aggression but none of his intelligence, Faz’ social obliviousness but none of his creepiness.
Joe as Snotlout is inspired, though.
Crazy Pete
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
lightsabermario
Dina is Fishlegs.
Groove
For Sarah the ultimate turn on seems to be Jacob.
someguywithakatana
Joyce was right!
Ocbrad1
Yeah, hard to miss Sarah’s barely disguised lust! This could be interesting.
Thasvaddef
/r/dragonsfuckingcars
Ocbrad1
The car blog Jalopnik has a few references to “dragoning” throughout their site. For them, it all started with one of their former editors striking such a pose behind iirc a Dodge Viper at the New York Auto Show. And hilarious erotica ensued.
sidhe3141
One of these days I have got to learn that when I hear about something that I know I will find disturbing my first reaction should not be to go see if it’s real.
Chubsius
If you also think dragons are a turn on, go check out this webcomic review of the Bad Dragon C*ck Sheath (nsfw). Whole new meaning to riding a dragon…
http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/baddragonsheath/
eff this my name is S.A.L.
Amen, brother.
Dated a guy for nearly three years on that interest alone.
Didn’t hurt he also co-modded the mythology chat room at some point.
LiaHansen
Sarah’s got dem licky-style eyes.
Yotomoe
Chyeah.
I mean that’s JACOB. He registers 10 megaJoes on the hotness scale.
Jay Eff
I’d hate to see the guy who registers 10 megaDans.
JustCheetoDust
Faz?
Thor
That’s not so much a guy as it is a puddle of Dan’s vomit. In your lap. At church.
David Herbert
Looks like Joyce was right about them getting together.
saltchocolate
I saw that, too! Look out, Jacob! It’s going to be the first test of your new friendship with Joe: can you be with Sarah after she’s turned Joe down?
CRtwenty
Joe’s ok with other people Joeing women he knows. He’s cool like that.
Scot
Ain’t it great when the avatars fit the comments?
Vivvav
And then Dorothy rode Danny’s dragon.
David Herbert
Well it’s only third base, so there was at least some playing with it.
Tunaro
Hopefully, she didn’t make it Angry.
Roborat
Yes, she wouldn’t like it if she got it angry.
Tunaro
Welp. I learned a little too much about Danny today.
Yotomoe
Any Danny information is a bit too much.
Keroshino
And now…imagine
Danny, Naked! His pale, narrow ass thrusting up and down!
…your welcome!!! 😀
Rutee
I’d thank you if this disturbed someone, but it did not.
Tom
Oh man, she’s enjoying this, isn’t she?
Gold
Boy, Danny is having a rough year. His former lover breaks up with him to concentrate on her future, and then hooks up with a man-child. His new girlfriend breaks up with him despite his assured commitment. And now his best friend since childhood has found a new best friend.
Yet, we’ll somehow find a reason to compare Danny to Hitler when he inevitably has a leap in judgment.
Jakryt
Godwin’s law: “As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1”
Mr. Random
But Dragons are for Bros!
Doctor_Who
Last panel: Overly Attached Ex-Girlfriend.
Yotomoe
She secretly broke up with him because she knows Danny will never love her as much as Joe.
Rabbling Rouser
I am now convinced that Danny and Joe are Alt JD and Turk
Yotomoe
Guy Love, That’s all it is. Guy Love, He’s mine I’m his!
Doctor_Who
Does that make Joyce Elliot, or Dorothy? Because I could see either of them.
The blonde hair, nerdiness, and willingness to sleep with “JD” suggests Dorothy, but the neurosis, religious upbringing, and hesitance to curse suggest Joyce.
Either way, Sarah is totally Carla.
Tunaro
Would Mike be Cox or the Janitor?
leonou
Cox would definitely be Ruth !
JustCheetoDust
I’m going to say the Janitor, JUST so I can follow that up by suggesting that Danny thinks about him bathing in egg salad.
Truth be told, I just can’t picture Mike practicing taxidermy.
Zakrael
Hey, Mike is an expert taxidermist, and gives excellent value for money.
He’ll stuff your mom. For a nickel.
It’s because she’s a prostitute.
JustCheetoDust
So, Sarah can’t tell the difference between one-upmanship and a lotion sale?
March
The fact that Joe seems to be very mildly offended by this gives me great amusement.
Danny is his. In everything. (Even the things he doesn’t particularly want)
Sammie1053
Sarah’s expression makes me think Joyce’s shipping of those two might actually be founded on something other than subtle racism.
Also, SOMEBODY NEEDS TO DRAW THAT.
Sammie1053
The dragon riding bros i mean. There’s enough shipping art out there.
Rheinman
That, sir, is an insult to the entire shipping fleet
Aizat
SCREW THE FLEET, IT’S A DRAGON!
desai
A fleet of dragons! Being drawn by shippers! On, er, a fleet of ships?
xKiv
Fleet of dragon ships.
Em
Well Jacob is supposed to be a pretty attractive dude! And Sarah is single, so she’s probably thinking “Daaaaaamn that dude is hot!”
Sammie1053
I’ve never found him all that attractive (which is funny given my Gravatar). Granted that’s not really surprising seeing as he’s a character in a webcomic.
timemonkey
Yeah, I’ve never found him even noticeable, let alone hot. Personal preferences and all that. When he first appeared in Shortpacked I assumed he was so lusted after because he was the only available straight guy.
Yotomoe
She’s not attracted to him because he’s black. She’s attracted to him because he’s Beautifully Brown.
Rheinman