On second thought
Posted on March 22, 2012 by David M Willis

223 thoughts on “On second thought”

  1. Mkvenner

    That was fast.

    1. Vabolo

      That’s what he said!

      After she reconsidered her decision of putting her career and grades before having a flourished lovelife.

      1. Fauxlosopher

        Running into Danny may have helped.

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      I just hope it doesn’t end prematurely.

      1. haikuginger

        With Walky? Too much to hope for.

        1. LeaLeonis

          You never know. Walky is full of surprises.
          (And also full of other stuff, which might cause premature things to happen… then again, with Dorothy having left him hanging before right after giving him a promising kiss on the cheek, he could not be so full of that stuff now, which may be good… then again, I could be the one hoping for too much here.)

      2. OmegaDez

        Why is it that your avatars are always so cute?

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          I have an eye for cuteness, that’s why. 😀

        2. Tualha

          Do you draw them yourself?

    3. darcos0

      Hax, i call hax.
      I got straight A’s my first year of college and this never fucking happened to me.

      1. Tucker

        Walky must be channelling Bat Vader.

      2. Dsurion

        I know right? Must have been doing something wrong for all of college… ~>=[

      3. MeHael

        Apparently you didn’t throw toys at girls’ heads.

  2. Platypus

    Lucky Bastard

    1. Aizat

      You took the words right out of my mouth.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        …and she put her tongue into HIS mouth.

        1. Bunk

          Zing

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          All we’re missing is a zing sound effect.

        3. Blob Marley

          Well, it’s not a zing, but would instantrimshot.com work?

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          You mean this: http://instantrimshot.com/

      2. Patrick McGraw

        It must have been when you were kissing me.

        1. Roborat

          I knew someone would throw in the Meatloaf reference.

    2. Historyman68

      Which one?

  3. Khantalas

    FIRST BASE!

    1. Thor

      And she went to 2nd on him.

      Not sure if he should take that as a hint or permission to do the same…

      1. Aizat

        She could just go all the way.

        1. CWR

          Insert commas for that sports announcer feel.

    2. OhHayMike

      Guess when she caught a glimpse of his sexy face at the beach, there was no turning back.

      1. Blob Marley

        Hell, if I were a girl, I’d be turned on. It was a damn sexy face.

      2. Phillip Wilde

        PECS PECS PECS PECS

  4. Jen Aside

    Dorothy: MAH MOUF–I GIVE IT YOU

    1. Jen Aside

      Ah, that’s getting old.

      “Walky, there’s this contest I wanted to enter…”

      1. OhHayMike

        I chortled. Still good to me.

      2. Björn

        I can out-old it: She kissed his FAAAAACE! With her FAAAAACE!

        1. Tualha

          All his face are belong to her.

  5. Nexev

    Walky used the key words of seduction.

    Doroth

  6. Bunk

    Monkey Master: the ultimate wingman. Sorry Joe…

    1. NCP19

      MAKE OUT! MONKEY MASTER DEMANDS IT!

      1. Blob Marley

        Here’s hoping I coded that right. I suck at html.

        1. Rikushadow5

          HTML IS NOT CODING.

          BAD. BAD. BAD.

        2. begbert2

          Actually html is a coding. Though you’re right that the act of writing in html codes isn’t really an act of coding in the sense that programmers usually use the term.

          Ain’t English fun?

        3. Tualha

          HTML is ENcoding.

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          @Blob Marley: The only thing wrong with your coding is that it didn’t allow me to open a new tab.

        5. Kelly

          I haven’t left-clicked a link in years. It’s all about the middle click.

        6. hamstap85

          Word

    2. Historyman68

      Monkey Master: Match Maker

      1. red bull

        monkey master, monkey master, make me a maaatch….

  7. Plasma Mongoose

    She’s touching his moobs!

    1. Bunk

      She’s just getting to second base before he does.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Does this mean that there will be a 3rd base in tomorrow’s strip?

        1. Kannyn

          I don’t know.

        2. Izzy

          Wrong response for your gravatar

        3. Mix

          Well then who’s on second?

        4. wererat

          no, who’s on first.

        5. Kernanator

          THIRD BASE!

        6. Plasma Mongoose

          HOME RUN!

        7. Phillip Wilde

          Shortstop?

        8. MeHael

          I don’t give a darn!

    2. AngryBamboo

      Hey dorothy! second base is totally third date material at best, what do you think walky is? some kind of man-slut?

      1. Historyman68

        Nice avatar. So good, I’m surprised I haven’t seen it before.

  8. SUTBEric

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr354skZ8x1qjop0x.gif

    1. Khantalas

      It is indeed, squee-worthy.

      ((Even if I still ship Billie / Walky.))

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        I just hope that Iceburg Billy doesn’t show up to sink this ship.

        1. Izzy

          I just hope that Walkys iceberg shows up to penitrate that ship

        2. Blob Marley

          Through seventeen layers of protection?

        3. Khrene Cleaver

          For some reason I was reminded of a gum commercial

        4. ryan

          i never get paid in–

          i’m not sure i like where this is going.

        5. Plasma Mongoose

          @Blob Marley: Is that a Zeruel reference?

        6. Phillip Wilde

          I hope Billie does show up. OT3.

  9. Wonder Wig

    I just came to tell you I might have herp–mmmm

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      I sure hope not.

  10. Deemah

    I was going to say something cute, but Plasma Mongoose just made me think “SHE IS TOTALLY TOUCHING HIS MOOBS!!!” Thank you Plasma Mongoose, that thought will be there all night

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      I feel so much happier now. ^_^

    2. Izzy

      That’s what I was thinking, fellow walky. Our moobs

      1. Deemah

        This comic is now named “Dorothy just touched Walky’s Moobs.”

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        Love that studly grav you’re using today, Izzy. 😛

        1. Izzy

          Thanks. I edited it myself

  11. Gundi

    Sexual assault! What? It is.

    1. Blob Marley

      Assault is on an unwilling victim. Walky’s probably not unwilling here.

      1. Late Customer

        Walky wasn’t given the chance to be unwilling.

      2. shoeboxjeddy

        If you surprise kiss someone, it’s assault. Even if you’re mutually crushing on each other and have kissed before and have discussed these attractions. Or Gundi is an overreacting sillyface.

        1. begbert2

          You gotta get permission each time before engaging in sexual acts. That’s what my parole adviser keeps telling me.

          Whether kissing is a sexual act, he hasn’t covered.

        2. Begberts Parole Officer

          How many times do I have to tell you?
          In general, touching without permission is a no-no!

          GEEEEEeeeeeezzzzz…..

    2. Somebody

      Kissing isn’t assault. That’s ridiculous and insults victims of REAL sexual assault. You could make a case for harassment, but what kind of straight guy would consider it that?

  12. Aizat

    Where’s Surprised Robin when you need her?

  13. The Sound Defense

    I guess she decided what that means, then?

  14. beeftony

    Want to “awwww” but can’t because Butt Taco.

    1. jucasjr

      YES! I was hoping the butt taco reference would show up somewhere!

    2. ryan

      i know he was wearing the shirt earlier and i remember people pointing it out, but i still think it looks like stay puft.

  15. mechaqua

    Is that a taco on his shirt? Why YES yes it is. This supports my theory that can Tacos bring anyone together.

    1. Thor

      How do you can a taco? And do you pack it in water, oil, heavy syrup, or its own natural juices?

    2. Wack'd

      It’s not just a taco, it’s a BUTTtaco. Which is simultaneously worse and better.

      1. mechaqua

        Are we talking about the same Taco? or is there a internet meme I am just not aware of?

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          You’re not alone, I have never come across a butttaco literally or figuratively.

        2. Zitseidu

          The reference you’re looking for is here.

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          Thanks Zitseidu! 😀

        4. mechaqua

          Its funny but I am going have to say that is Taco Defamation.I have no choice but to file a complaint to the ATDANA.

  16. Kernanator

    Looks like she’s gotten some new inspiration for her “project”.

    1. mechaqua

      looks like she’ll have to pull an all nighter on this one!

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      I think Dotty can help Walky with his ‘projection’.

      1. Khrene Cleaver

        Yeah its a real “Power point!”

        1. ryan

          maybe walky can help her ‘cram’.

        2. CWR

          Or engage in ‘sexual intercourse’.

        3. Insomniac

          you’re doing it wrong.

        4. CWR

          You were watching? Awkward.

  17. Vabolo

    GIVE HIM YOUR FACE

    1. fellixe

      …and tell him that you love him. He’ll give you his face and tell you he loves you, too!

      1. N0083rP00F

        I love to hear you o-ra-lize, ….

        1. Roborat

          When I’m between your thighs…

  18. ConnorWF

    This is turning out to be the best sabbath EVER!

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      but it’s Sunday.

      1. Khrene Cleaver

        I beleive Sunday is considered to be the Sabbath at least the Western half od Protestantism. Even though evidence supports it bein Saturday or Sabato in Spanish

        1. begbert2

          Evidence has *never* slowed american christians down.

        2. David

          I was raised Protestant, and we weren’t taught Sunday was the Sabbath. Saturday was still the Sabbath, but Jesus’ resurrection on Sunday made that day more important.

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          The main arguement for many Christians groups to worship on Sunday is that Jesus rose from the dead on Sunday.

          The main arguement for denominations like SDA/SDB to worship on the Sabbath is that Jesus died around sunset Friday so he could ‘rest’ on the Sabbath.

        4. ConnorWF

          For jews and some christians, its saturday, for other christians, it’s sunday, for muslims, it’s friday. typically it refers to the day of prayer, or rest.

  19. fezzam

    She’s such a floosie! Walky will think that shes clingy or going to fast, and I will be there to laugh at Dorothy.
    MARK MY WORDS! FLOOSIE!

    1. Thor

      PREMARITAL HOOTCHIE SMOOTCHIE!!!

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Now in McNugget favour.

        1. Historyman68

          She’s doing the right thing to get into McNuggets favour.

  20. Sam

    Well now.

  21. Wonder Wig

    Is Walky’s shirt of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?

    1. Deemah

      It is holy crap

      1. Deemah

        Wait, it is a butt taco, Willis just got us with a butt taco

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        Dotty certainly got a hold of his ‘marshmellows’.

        1. Deemah

          You are on fire tonight

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          Thanks and I bet Dotty’s taco is begging for some meat filling. 😉

        3. Khrene Cleaver

          Gaaaawwwwwww!!!

          …With a healthy dollop of sour cream!

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          …with EXTRA CHEESE!

    2. Wack'd

      Nope.

      http://butt-taco.org/

      1. mechaqua

        I see it now I am not sure if i should laugh or file a complaint with the ATDANA.

  22. Icalasari

    Watch Walky fuck it up

    1. Ridureyu

      Double entendre!

  23. Henry

    MONKEY MASTER CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOUL.

  24. Ter

    Walky, Dorothy is touching your moobs~~~~~

    1. Ter

      Yes, I realize who my gravatar is XD

  25. The Blot

    Has Walky been wearing that taco butt t-shirt the entire time?

    1. Deemah

      Since http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/02-choosing-my-religion/lent/

  26. Zuche

    And so Monkey Master’s secret breeding program begins…

  27. Rex Hondo

    The power of Monkey Master compels you…

  28. John Madden

    Quoth the Raven: oh lawd.

  29. Ridureyu

    It just occured to me that Walky won a girl in roughly a week’s time by staring creepily and throwing toys at her.

    …So why didn’t it work for me?!!??!!?!?

    1. Khantalas

      You might have been throwing toys at the wrong tree, dude.

      1. Historyman68

        Or throwing the wrong toys at the tree. Or maybe you shouldn’t be throwing things at trees in the first place.

        1. Khantalas

          Better than throwing toys at people. At least trees don’t throw back.

        2. Drunken Nordmann

          But throwing toys at defenseless trees is worse. And nobody hears them cry.
          Poor things.

        3. Khantalas

          They have plating like whoa, and no central nervous system. They can take a few lumps of plastic tossed their way.

        4. Drunken Nordmann

          After reading your last comment and looking at your gravatar I can’t stop imagining Ethan advocating tossing at trees.

        5. Khrene Cleaver

          Do you know what else “tossing” means? Geez, I’ve heard of tree hugging, but thats a little lude!

        6. Plasma Mongoose

          Everybody knows that trees give you ‘wood’. 😀

    2. CWR

      Hulk throw trees at puny humans.

  30. Aegon01

    At least he made the kissy part a Thursday comic instead of a Friday comic like Jeph is known to do.

    1. George

      Watch Friday be a scene cut to another cliffhanger… we are dealing with David “Damn You Willis” Willis, after all.

  31. thelastnerd

    How has a FAAAACE joke not been made on this yet?

    1. karishi

      If you want something done right, you’ve got to do it yourFAAAACE.

  32. MR C

    atta girl, you get im dorothy

  33. PureLionHeart

    Monkey Master, the ultimate aphrodisiac.

    1. Atcote

      Blue eyebrows do it for me, too.

  34. Stephen Bierce

    *plays “Monkey On Your Back” over the Muzak*

    1. Stephen Bierce

      This Thing.

      I couldn’t remember if it was when he was with Wham! or after. I suppose it was because I don’t think I heard it much since it was a hit song.

  35. Atcote

    1st panel: Dorothy is reading up on practical make-outs.
    2nd and 3rd Panel: She considers her present options for practice.

  36. Sensedog

    Monkey Master: “You and I both know that all of this studying is not making you feel happy. Indeed, you have ambition for great things, but what does it all matter if you are not happy? You are over-thinking this. Go to him. Now.”

    Dorothy: “…Yes Monkey Master!”

  37. Raine

    Rule of romance: Since she decided to want him, they cant end up together. Dammit Willis! Prove me wrong!

  38. sandbridgekid

    Just made three cats and a rabbit lose their collective sh@t with the biggest “dawww YEEESSSS!!” Also courting death after waking Ambien™-sodded wife at 1:25am. Not to sound geezer but we met in similar Walky/Dottie way. Now about those stuffed sausages, Sir! (Injoky)

  39. Simius

    We all need Monkey Master toys to throw at our prospective love interests. It obviously worked for Walky!

  40. Hans

    I foresee a cliffhanger tomorrow

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Better a Cliffhanger than a Wallbanger.

      1. Khrene Cleaver

        That my good man is very quotable

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          I have my moments. ^_^

  41. sandbridgekid

    Walky finds “Monkey Master Ultimate Soundtrack” on Ipod and turns his ILife Stereo Alarm Clock up to 11. Does Walky have his sock or tie handy? Common courtesy, after all!
    Hooray, this isn’t the Friday cliff hanger

  42. Ryan Balis

    Midnight Sex! Midnight Sex! Midnight Sex! Midnight Sex! Midnight Sex! pleeeeeeeeease xD

  43. Kernanator

    Monkey Master: I will stare at you until you go over there and kiss him.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Anything but THAT!

    2. AndaisQ

      GET UP AND KISS THE BOY

      YOU KISS THAT BOY THIS INSTANT

    3. phroggonalog

      Stop studying dumb girl and kiss that boy until your toes curl
      -Roadblock

  44. Blob Marley

    Boo-yah!!! Win for Walky! Suck it, Danny boy.

    1. Izzy

      I think you
      Meant Dorothy girl

      1. Blob Marley

        Also yes.

  45. Buckybone

    Is she eating his nose?

    1. Jason

      I’m glad I’m not the only one who had that first reaction! Her aim appears a little high.

  46. Crumplepunch

    Danny walks out “Hey Walky thanks for letting me borrow this sock- OH MY GOD.”

  47. Fruit Punch Tsunami

    It appears that Dorothy has begun absorbing Walky’s face. All part of her evil plot to forge a Gestalt body and take over the world. Starting with Yale.

    1. Drunken Nordmann

      And to take over the world she has to aquire Walky’s toy-throwing powers?

      1. Fruit Punch Tsunami

        And his ability to eat 50 McNuggets at once

        1. Drunken Nordmann

          “We are Walky/Dorothy. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.”

        2. Random Guy

          They are Trapper-keeper.

        3. Fruit Punch Tsunami

          Dorowalk? Walkothy? Woroky? Dalkthy? Those names just don’t blend well

        4. MeHael

          Doroky. Maybe just Dorky.

  48. DT

    That last panel feels like it needs a sound effect added.
    Like *Manboob Squeeze* or something. XD

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      It should be this sound.

    2. ryan

      the sound effect should be “licky style”.

  49. johannhowitzer

    Good girl, Dotty. That was the right call.

  50. iggzy

    Daw….

    Also, I spot a buttaco shirt

  51. Herohatch

    And here I thought the comic would shift away from Dorothy and Walky to give some other character the spotlight for a while. I’m glad it hasn’t!

  52. Sammy

    I think I squeeed so hard, my brain exploded.

  53. McGruff the Crime Dog

    Two-faced harlot! How could you?

  54. Khrene Cleaver

    Guys: I like it, but I have mixed emotions right now…Lets just go with it…

    Gals: I like it, but I have mixed emotions right now… Lets back away and make things awkward for a while and wind up waiting until theres no chance to let say something…

    Well hold Dotty in this sitch (Kinda like how Walky will be)

    I’m glad she realized that she should act on her emotions, as there is little risk, for such a reward.

  55. Roninwolf

    Anyone else notice the http://www.butt-taco.org/ shirt? just me?

  56. Fauxlosopher

    What.

  57. AJBulldis

    Don’t worry Dorothy; this is a webcomic. You can have your Walky and eat your Presidency too.

  58. Frost

    When I grow up I want to he Walky.

  59. lordphulish

    That’s definitelt worth a Takei “oh my!”

    1. CWR

      Is it worth a Takei “SHHHEEEEIILLDDSS!!!” ?

  60. Maycroft

    Walky: “Who are you, and what did you do with Dorothy?!”

  61. Alexx

    There was a girl; she was bored. Then there was a monkey. A knock on the door, then – what, who…? – MOUTHSEX.

  62. NF

    Walky is going to be the oddest First Man in history.

  63. Matt of Steel

    Chicks dig robo-monkeys.

    True Story.

  64. CaptainTempest

    I’ll say again. Poor Danny… 🙁

    1. MeHael

      Well, Amber now knows that he turned down sex with Billie for her. Cue the ‘identity of Amazi-Girl’ meme…

  65. Ray Barrington

    Dorothy, years later: “I remember our first time … I was in blue … you were wearing a butt-taco t-shirt…”

    1. karishi

      Walky: She couldn’t resist the gaze of Monkey Master. And that…is how I met your mother.

  66. ziggy78eog

    Is somebody going to be having some premarital hanky-panky?

    1. karishi

      Joe walks by, hears noises, pulls out the sock.
      Gazes upon it.
      …
      “I don’t know if I can trust you anymore.”

  67. Stevarious

    It’s so hard to think about studying when you’ve got the munchies!

  68. Insomniac

    obligatory

    WhooooOOOOOOOO! *clapclapclapclAPCLAPCLA*

  69. phroggonalog

    Friday, Head Alien comes and ruins everything 🙁

  70. LiC

    aww…

    So does anyone have an idea about how much time has passed since the break up to this point?

    1. JA

      Couple weeks, maybe?

      1. Bunk

        Nope, a full week.

  71. RandomNameGen

    Let me get this straight. The monkey is misbehaving and giving her the evil eye.. which presents her with two options.. spank said monkey, or go find guy to hook up with.

    I think I see how this works… but there are a few details that are still a little hairy.

  72. DiDi

    Woo!!! *ships*

  73. Jenny Creed

    The chapter title makes it seem like this strip is about Dorothy choosing Walky as her religion.

    Of course, who could resist that caramel adonis?

  74. newllend

    Again unexpected, you think that would have a little build up too it

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