I might have to get a Slipshine sub if this goes where I hope it is going. Although you should finish eating pizza before you try to do anything Dina. I can speak from experience and pizza is not an appropriate food to bring into the bedroom.
Relatedly, what is your favorite food to bring into the bedroom? (Doesn’t have to be for sex, could just be for a midnight snack)
I would also suggest avoiding touching spicy things before sexy times, certain areas react badly to spicy things. Even copious hand washing doesn’t help all that much.
That’s not so great for cleaning up after, though. Whipped cream is a classic, but mayonnaise or ketchup should work as well if you want something less sweet.
I generally avoid eating in bed, no matter what you always end up with crumbs or something and they’re just not very pleasant to sleep in.
Every time I have attempted to mix any sort of food with sex, it has not gone well. Even the relatively benign ones still made a stupid amount of mess.
Tip: If you want something tasty during sex, find a flavored lube you like. It’s actually designed for sexy times, and is also lube, which is supes useful during sex.
1.) I’m really glad that Becky’s being straightforward about this and clear. Sometimes cutting through the bullshit and being up front about how you feel is so damn important.
Probably not. Becky is still hung up on the “no sex before marriage” purity culture BS. I’m hoping that someone’s going to teach her the necessity of taking the car out for a test drive first.
I can see Becky coming around to the idea over time, but I suspect that won’t be immediate. Still, she and the roommate she got expelled for smooching seemed to get into fairly heavy makeout territory.
Her roommate remained at Anderson. There was (I think) a Patreon strip where Becky went to get her things from her old dorm room and her roommate was still there.
Regalli
At the very least there’s been a Patreon strip in the last year or so in which we see her, still at Anderson, awkwardly trying to feign attraction to a celebrity dude and clearly extremely uncomfortable.
So yeah, Kaitlin’s still around, but only because she claimed Becky was a bad influence (or something to that effect, but that was Becky’s quote,) and now feels unsafe to express her sexuality in any way whatsoever. So while it wasn’t expulsion, it’s definitely not Acceptable to Anderson. (And I suspect Anderson knew damn well what they were potentially doing calling the parents.)
Regalli
Ah, right, Ross had her pulled immediately.
The fact that the school’s response was ‘call parents’ and that it seems likely people were present to hear his ‘we’ll FIX this’ bit does not bode well to me, though, nor the fact that Kaitlin only stayed by pretending to be straight again. (I don’t know much about Anderson’s codes of conduct, but it is an Extremely Christian college. It feels to me like a plausible deniability ‘of course we didn’t expel a student for being gay! We just told her parent what she was doing consensually with another young adult and if that happened to endanger her safety, how were we to know?’)
Tan
I’d guess that the plausible deniability is more a blanket policy against premarital sexual conduct between students, with supposedly no differentiation between gay or straight, but of course wildly different enforcement between the two.
And then of course if you can pressure one of them into saying the other was coercing them, then it would be discriminatory NOT to go after the other for sexual harassment.
Are you sure? I seem to recall Becky getting snippy at Joyce when Joyce said “you still have to wait until marriage”.
JBento
That pre-marital “purity” is bullshit aside, it’s a LOT easier to subscribe to it when your right to marital isn’t in clear and present danger of being revoked.
233 thoughts on “Overboard”
Ana Chronistic
“like the back of a Volkswagon Beetle?”
Clif
Like in a much larger quiet room.
Needfuldoer
This sounds like the setup for a Green Eggs and Ham parody.
Opus the Poet
I saw Clerks, I understood this reference.
Maveric1984
It’s a Mallrats reference, but close enough
Keith
saw neither, but know one happens concurrently or just before the other…
Kaidah
Mallrats takes place the day before Clerks. Just FYI.
MutantSentry
That would be a very uncomfortable place
auroki
I see you are movie watchers of culture as well. And Mallrats is probably the best of those films in the Clerks to Dogma timeline.
Doctor_Who
Becky: Can…can many places include the top of your head?
Dina: Yes.
Becky: (Steam whistle noise)
Bagge
Dina: I will now take off my hat.
Becky: (cartoon wolf noices)
Sunny
I do miss those old cartoons and how expressive they are.
Walky_Talky
Dina peels back her hood to reveal a Stegosaurus beanie.
BarerMender
In that last frame, I don’t think Becky is looking at hat. I think she’s looking at tiddies.
Suet
Yeah, just do it. Hehe
auroki
Finally!
Dean
I’m surprised that tie isn’t knotting itself out of awkwardness.
Bagge
Looks like she is working herself up to it in the last panel.
JA
1) I only now noticed the tie
2) An untied tie looks weird when worn.
Wack'd
The fact that the tie is now perpetually untied because Leslie knew how to tie it is my favorite little detail in recent memory.
Kamino Neko
YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’VE UNLEASHED!
auroki
The more closer they get the more that tie looks to be putting itself together
Yumi
Gaaaaay
(I hope this ultimately leads somewhere comfortable for Becky; I’ve had stress dreams like this.)
Nono
She’s done… something with her old roommate before (I think her name was Kaitlyn?), so she might be fine.
Yumi
True. That experience didn’t end well, though.
Sunny
It might have been no more than kissing while on the bed if I recall that one flashback panel correctly.
Stephen Bierce
*plays The Doors’ “Touch Me” on the hacked Muzak*
James Starkey
Ques “In the jungle” after that
AbelUndercity
Places a request for “Do You Wanna Touch Me” by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts.
Mike
Adds Jurassic Park theme to request list.
Roborat
Adds a request for “Touch-a Touch-a Touch me “, from the Rocky Horror Soundtrack.
ego
“Lemme graze into your veldt
Lemme stomple your albino
Lemme nibble on your buds
I’m your Love Rhino”
Mephron
Please please please tell me that’s an actual song, and if so, who the performer is.
NickG
Billy and the Boingers (fka Dethtongue) from ‘Bloom County’
Mike
I believe that’s from Bloom County.
Mike
ninja’d by seconds! well done, NickG!
MutantSentry
Creature of the Night from Rocky Horror rounds off the play list
Ohmsford
But…but the pizza!
Indiana Bones
Hold onto your butt, things are abojt to get … Cheesy
FacelessDeviant
With absolutely no peperoni!
Wack'd
Its proximity to Becky’s crotch in the final panel is…worrisome
Dara
aaaaaaaaaand Becky gets a very happy unbirthday present too!
Doctor_Who
Panel five: Becky’s eyebrows shoot up above her head.
Panel six: Only one has returned. The other is caught in the ceiling fan.
Needfuldoer
It lands on Walky’s off-hand pizza slice, and has to inchworm its way off before it’s devoured.
Megan Rivera
oh my god I’m grossed out and laughing at the same time
Marie
This made me LOL for real!
Kyrik Michalowski
I might have to get a Slipshine sub if this goes where I hope it is going. Although you should finish eating pizza before you try to do anything Dina. I can speak from experience and pizza is not an appropriate food to bring into the bedroom.
Relatedly, what is your favorite food to bring into the bedroom? (Doesn’t have to be for sex, could just be for a midnight snack)
Nono
Nothing thats spicy or could lead to bathroom issues; especially if it’s a mid-sex snack.
Also something that’s low cleanup and is fine even if you just brushed your teeth. So nothing with nuts or similar that can get stuck.
No nut granola bars are usually my pick.
Roborat
I would also suggest avoiding touching spicy things before sexy times, certain areas react badly to spicy things. Even copious hand washing doesn’t help all that much.
DarkoNeko
A lesser person would say honey
Sunny
That’s not so great for cleaning up after, though. Whipped cream is a classic, but mayonnaise or ketchup should work as well if you want something less sweet.
I generally avoid eating in bed, no matter what you always end up with crumbs or something and they’re just not very pleasant to sleep in.
DarkoNeko
…mayonaise ? 😐
Delicious Taffy
It’s the poor man’s whipped cream, after all.
Wack'd
That night was sick
I got sauce on your–
(–And that burned!)
yamikuronue
–disco stick?
Nono
It’s nice to meet you.
LeslieBean4shizzle
Every time I have attempted to mix any sort of food with sex, it has not gone well. Even the relatively benign ones still made a stupid amount of mess.
Tip: If you want something tasty during sex, find a flavored lube you like. It’s actually designed for sexy times, and is also lube, which is supes useful during sex.
NF
I think she broke Becky.
Bagge
and she didn’t even take off her hat.
Yet.
Tandel
Dina you big flirt.
Bysmerian
1.) I’m really glad that Becky’s being straightforward about this and clear. Sometimes cutting through the bullshit and being up front about how you feel is so damn important.
2.) This is adorable.
3.) Is this about to go to slipshine territory?
jmsr7
Probably not. Becky is still hung up on the “no sex before marriage” purity culture BS. I’m hoping that someone’s going to teach her the necessity of taking the car out for a test drive first.
Regalli
I can see Becky coming around to the idea over time, but I suspect that won’t be immediate. Still, she and the roommate she got expelled for smooching seemed to get into fairly heavy makeout territory.
Schpoonman
Her roommate was not expelled.
Yumi
Becky wasn’t technically expelled either. The school told their families, and that lead places.
Schpoonman
Her roommate remained at Anderson. There was (I think) a Patreon strip where Becky went to get her things from her old dorm room and her roommate was still there.
Regalli
At the very least there’s been a Patreon strip in the last year or so in which we see her, still at Anderson, awkwardly trying to feign attraction to a celebrity dude and clearly extremely uncomfortable.
So yeah, Kaitlin’s still around, but only because she claimed Becky was a bad influence (or something to that effect, but that was Becky’s quote,) and now feels unsafe to express her sexuality in any way whatsoever. So while it wasn’t expulsion, it’s definitely not Acceptable to Anderson. (And I suspect Anderson knew damn well what they were potentially doing calling the parents.)
Regalli
Ah, right, Ross had her pulled immediately.
The fact that the school’s response was ‘call parents’ and that it seems likely people were present to hear his ‘we’ll FIX this’ bit does not bode well to me, though, nor the fact that Kaitlin only stayed by pretending to be straight again. (I don’t know much about Anderson’s codes of conduct, but it is an Extremely Christian college. It feels to me like a plausible deniability ‘of course we didn’t expel a student for being gay! We just told her parent what she was doing consensually with another young adult and if that happened to endanger her safety, how were we to know?’)
Tan
I’d guess that the plausible deniability is more a blanket policy against premarital sexual conduct between students, with supposedly no differentiation between gay or straight, but of course wildly different enforcement between the two.
And then of course if you can pressure one of them into saying the other was coercing them, then it would be discriminatory NOT to go after the other for sexual harassment.
SmartAlec105
Are you sure? I seem to recall Becky getting snippy at Joyce when Joyce said “you still have to wait until marriage”.
JBento
That pre-marital “purity” is bullshit aside, it’s a LOT easier to subscribe to it when your right to marital isn’t in clear and present danger of being revoked.