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Pact
Posted on October 10, 2014 by David M Willis

235 thoughts on “Pact”

  1. Jen Aside

    Firing: a fate worse than sexy lesbian suicide

    1. Barabajagala

      Sexy lesbian suicide : A fate better than most suicides

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        I wonder if it involves scissors somehow…

        1. Hoodiecrow

          Now that’s just horrible.

          Do continue.

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          I would but there might be children around. 😛

        3. Lume

          (They cover the scissors with dildos)

        4. Minomelo

          As long as they don’t run with them, they should be fine!

        5. Alchemyprime

          “Don’t run with dildos” the life advice you never get until it’s too late.

        6. legobil

          The life advice Joyce never got.

      2. Yotomoe

        Sexy Lesbian Suicide: One of the worst Sexy Lesbian activities, however.

        1. Seerow

          I’m hard pressed to think of other sexy lesbian activities that might be bad.

        2. Sylvester Crow

          Sexy lesbian genicide would be worse, way worse.

        3. Usayasha

          Sexy lesbian homocide is bad as well, but also redundant if you’re of a mind for puns.

        4. Pojo

          You were supposed to scale up, not down. Sexy lesbian xenocide.

        5. Kel

          You’re right. Xenocide was terrible.

          Damn you, Orson Scott Card!

        6. John

          I’m pretty sure I saw than movie on TBS at like two in the morning.

        7. xKiv

          Sexy lesbian shortage.

        8. Lume

          Sexy lesbian omnicide

        9. The Other Mike

          Anything you have to construct a Sexy Lesbian Death Star to do.

        10. Andrew

          Would Sexy Lesbian Genocide be a Genocide perpetrated against Sexy Lesbians, or a Genocide perpetrated by Sexy Lesbians against some other party?

          Either way, not good.

        11. Opus the Poet

          pogo scissoring? That sounds painful, at the least.

        12. Hoodiecrow

          That was the reason a friend of mine and her girlfriend split up.

        13. Kam

          sexy lesbian shortage would be damn bad too.

    2. MrSirk

      Remember kids lesbianism doesn’t have to lead to suicide regardless to how sexy it might be.

    3. Ben Grahm

      could be worse. You could be…. *expellled*

      1. Leorale

        He needs to straighten out his priorities.

      2. RAZ

        Yes, Expelled

  2. Camachri

    Aww, this is too cute. Now GO GET PROFESSIONAL HELP, DAMMIT. BOTH OF YOU.

    1. Doctor_Who

      Get sexy lesbian professional help!

      1. Tunaro

        So…Make it a threeway, basically?

      2. Darkproject8

        I’m sure Leslie is around the campus somewhere…

        1. Rokk

          Or there’s Daisy. I think that’s her name. The editor of the campus paper. Not sure if she’d be considered professional though…

        2. Deanatay

          *In her office, Leslie’s head pops up*

          Sexy Lesbian senses… tingling…

        3. Arkadi

          Gah! I know I’m the only one who read that and thought of Zlay from Strawberry Shake Sweet. And that’s sad >_<

      3. Barf Ninjason

        If’n I were one of them sexy lesbians (ed. note: if only) I would affix the qualifier sexy lesbian” to everything I ever did. “I’ll be a little late to the meeting; I have to get my car a sexy lesbian oil change first.”

        1. Doctor_Who

          “One sexy lesbian latte, please. With whipped cream.”

        2. BalRog gets a "D"...and PASSES!!!

          My boss and I have a sexy lesbian one-on-one meeting once a month…

        3. Dean

          “I can’t come to work tomorrow, I’m getting a sexy lesbian root canal”

          That qualifier just makes everything better, doesn’t it?

        4. Leorale

          It works with fortune cookies too, just like “…in bed” and “…except in bed” and “…with Batman”.

        5. BalRog gets a "D"...and PASSES!!!

          “All things are difficult before they are sexy lesbian easy.”

        6. Mr. Bulbmin

          . . . I’m hard-pressed to combine those phrases. “Unless you’re sexy lesbians in bed with Batman?” That just doesn’t make sense.

        7. Disloyal Subject

          Of course it does. He’s Batman.

        8. Noah Brand

          He practiced hard to be the best at EVERYTHING, right? Presumably that includes lesbianism.

        9. Opus the Poet

          Guys can lesbian, too. Makes them really popular in some gatherings.

        10. Jerden

          And “…in my pants.”

        11. xKiv

          , from a great height.

        12. Leorale

          This is my new favourite thing.

        13. Michael Lanting

          Why is the cream whipped? Is it a sexy lesbian SM latte?

  3. Raine

    Ohp. Characters are happy.

    Guess someone’s dying this chapter.

    1. Yotomoe

      I haven’t seen Dina in a while.

      1. Hoboturtle

        Hahahhahaha… oh wait he’s right, where is she?

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          You have to guess which door she’s behind.

        2. Ancestral Hamster

          “You were there?”
          “Always.”

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          That line would have worked better if I was using my Matoi grav.

        4. Ancestral Hamster

          Yes, but you gave me the right feed line.

          Of course, there’s, “Sister shows off a little.”

        5. buckybone

          Right behind you.

          RAWR

        6. Deanatay

          Clever girl.

      2. Vangeln

        We haven’t seen Blaine neither.

    2. thebooksluts

      I’m not convinced that Ruth is happy at all.. in fact, she seems pretty “WTF did I just do” about all of this.

  4. LeslieBean4Shizzle

    Hurrah for sexy lesbian suicide pacts!

    1. Barf Ninjason

      This particular lesbian suicide pact probably involved too much boozy farting while asleep to entirely qualify as sexy.

      1. LeslieBean4Shizzle

        Nothing wrong with a little fartin’. Happens to everyone – even sexy bisexuals in a lesbian relationship.

  5. Tunaro

    Ya know, it’s probably a bad thing, but Sexy Lesbian Suicide Pact just has such an awesome ring to it.

    1. Doctor_Who

      I used to play bass for Sexy Lesbian Suicide Pact.

      1. Ancestral Hamster

        So you were the 5th Lesbian! Do you feel bitter for leaving the group just a few months before they became “bigger than Jesus” and enjoyed an unprecedented level of success?

      2. Opus the Poet

        I was listening to Sexy Lesbian Suicide Pact before they went all commercial.

        1. MrSirk

          Yeah they really lost their touch and started farting out all that generic “up in the club” dance music.

        2. BalRog gets a "D"...and PASSES!!!

          Yeah. “Walk Like a Babylonian” was a complete sell-out cut. I couldn’t even believe they were the same group that did that amazing cover of “I’m on Fire”.

    2. Yotomoe

      That’s the name for 4 of my screen plays.

    3. Reltzik

      Yeah, it needs to be a book name, or a chapter name, or a Willis-porn name, or something.

  6. Plasma Mongoose

    A suicide pact? Now I’m getting Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei flashbacks.

    1. Keroshino

      I’m in Dispair!

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        …The fact that lesbian suicide pacts can lead to job loss has left me in despair!

        1. Tunaro

          The fact this isn’t a Slipshine has left me in despair!

        2. Ancestral Hamster

          The fact that life does not follow the plot of shounen manga has left me in despair!

        3. Sylvester Crow

          The fact that shounen anime often doesn’t depict sexy.lesbian suicide pacts has left me in despair! (Now we’re back on track)

        4. Hoodiecrow

          I always thought despair came before sexy lesbian suicide pacts.

        5. AustKyzor

          The fact that it doesn’t has left me in despair!

  7. Superheadache

    No, no suicide pact for you both! Get help and be cute together!

  8. Katie

    More like Sexy Lesbian Self-destruction Promise.

    1. Leorale

      I think that’s the name of my local ramen shop.

      1. Leorale

        No wait, it’s an attack from Sailor Moon.

        1. Opus the Poet

          Sailor Neptune…

        2. Angel H.

          Can’t unsee! Then again, why would I want to?

  9. timemonkey

    Every now and then Ruth manages to say something that totally cracks me up, despite my complete dislike of this incarnation of the character.

  10. Yotomoe

    The best kind of suicide pact.

    1. newllend

      No it isn’t, because you know its not going to last.

      1. newllend

        People die in suicide pacts.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          People dye in suicide blonde pacts.

        2. Opus the Poet

          people dye in suicidal blonde packs.

        3. StClair

          But they get cured in concrete blonde pacts.

        4. Masterofbones

          But do they die when they are killed?

      2. Yotomoe

        I think it lasts forever.

  11. Kodra

    I think Ruth is actually momentarily happy, which is why she is suddenly kinda nervous about her future. She’s done enough that she ought to have been fired already.

  12. Emperor Kiva

    Ruth, you’re an ass

    1. Yotomoe

      Really. I think Billie thinks that she’s the TITS.

      1. Emperor Kiva

        Oh ha ha very funny

        1. Aolbain

          Yes, very 🙂

  13. Gigafreak

    Ruth is more into murder-suicide. If Billie should commit suicide, Ruth will murder Billie’s death, thereby creating ZomBillie. In a world where people regularly wish they could hate each other to death, this will be the first time anyone has hated someone to life.

    1. alicemacher

      And Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa will write the resulting spin-off!

  14. Kernanator

    Oh David Willis, you always know-

    *YAWN*

    -how to cheer us up!

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      I wish you would… *YAWN* …stop that, it’s… *YAWN* …catchy.

      1. Emperor Kiva

        Emperor Kiva never….*YAWNS* DAMMIT!

  15. someguywithakatana

    New band name: Sexy Lesbian Suicide Pact.

    Maybe just Lesbian Suicide Pact. The first one’s a bit wordy for a band name…

    1. LeslieBean4Shizzle

      Damn, beat me to the “band name” idea.
      And I don’t think it’s too long. You could always abbreviate it SLSP.

      1. Kryss LaBryn

        And how would you pronounce it? “Slip”? As in, slipshine?

        Is Willis giving us unbelievably subtle foreshadowing knowing we’d eventually get to band names, or am I just ridiculously tired? I mean, it’s probably the latter but he’s certainly capable of the former…

  16. derick

    Sexy Lesbian Suicide Pact is the name of my new band.

    1. Kelly

      pff, eveyone knows “dot tumblr dot com” is the new “band name”

      Sexy Lesbian Suicide Pact dot tumblr dot com… probably already taken

      1. Yotomoe

        It is not.

  17. -Sentinel-

    Ruth looks quite different without her glasses.

  18. Viktoria

    Yes, Ruth, THAT’S what you need to be fired over. Not the threats, not the violence, not that theft and sundry felonies, not even the alcohol, nope, this is your biggest problem.

    (Granted, the whole Billie thing IS worthy of getting fired over, but still.)

    1. Catullus

      Give Ruth some credit! It was only a few felonies.

  19. nothri

    Billie: Suicide Pacts? No, no, that’s silly.

    Ruth: Your license got taken away, right?

    Billie: Uh-huh.

    Ruth: So its really unlikely that you’ll decide to drive drunk into the path of an oncoming 18-Wheeler, right?

    Billie: …..uh….I think so? Where the hell did that come from?

    Ruth: I dunno. It just suddenly felt really, really important to ask about all of a sudden…

    1. tinfoil theory

      No regrets!

    2. JWLM

      No out-references. Besides, had to be the two most DamnYouWillis moments, the first one having no regrets and the second one being such a blast.

      (And now all you virgins are going to have to go find out who died and where.)

  20. Aubri

    Ruthie, baby, shut up and go down.

    1. LeslieBean4Shizzle

      That’s what she said.

    2. Yotomoe

      You really know how to sweet talk a girl.

  21. newllend

    A suicide pact that’s working itself really slowly.

  22. neeks

    Well I can see how the campus management would prefer to have employees who plan to stick around, yeah, but I would hope the “lesbian” part isn’t what Ruth expect to get fired for. Idk if an RA dating one of “her students” would count as sexual harassment, but there’s a worrisome power imbalance happening here that I’m sure commenters have addressed before.

    Ruth does seem to be working her way toward choosing her job over Billie though and I’m not sure how I feel about that.

    1. AngierHafai

      As a RA at a large public university, the problem (at least at my university) with Ruth and Billie’s relationship wouldn’t be the fact that it is homosexual relationship but because she is in a relationship with a resident. She is in a position of power and (at least at my university, again) has access to a key that could let her into Billie’s room.

      That being said, the threats and all that other stuff would also be grounds for firing too. However, in this comic universe, who knows what policy is? Only David! I just want these two to be happy.

    2. Thomas64

      I’m not familiar with the RA concept… Not something I remember from college back in Europe. Is this a full-time job, or is the typical RA a college student themselves?

      1. LWS

        They are college students. My older daughter was an RA as an undergrad, spent 2 years in charge of 40 upperclassmen. My younger daughter was the graduate assistant who oversaw the RAs for the 3 dorms on her campus.

      2. AngierHafai

        Almost always these days are they college students. In the past it wasn’t this way but the move this changed because residents usually trust and relate to their peers better.
        At my university it is considered a 20-hour job.

  23. Rosicrucian

    I wonder if Leslie’s grad studies are aimed at becoming a sexy lesbian psychiatrist.

    1. Clif

      We could start the Worldwide Internet Famous Sexy Lesbian Psychiatrists Mailorder School. In Froid we trust. Sanity is overrated. Special everyday on Sexy Lesbian Suicide Pacts.

  24. Clif

    Grounds for firing? Only if they find out. And how would they find out? It’s not like anyone is going to come looking for Billie. Like the girl only has about two friends in the entire school.

    1. MissQuinn

      Yeah, it’s not like those two friends care or anything. Or having not seen her in some time and being aware that she’s going through some stuff would attempt to find her. Totally not a thing that could happen.

      1. MrBurrows

        And they’re totally not going to ask her RA for help in their fear.

        1. Kryss LaBryn

          Well, at least they probably won’t shin-kick their way in and find them half-naked in bed together.

          Walky: “Dammit, Billie, all you had to do was answer ONE TEXT and I could still be asleep right now!!”

        2. John

          BILLIE: “My choices were text you or try to lick Ruth’s freckles off. I think I made the right decision.”

          WALKY: “Point taken. Sorry for the interruption and I think Dorothy’s got something on her thighs I need to go help her with…”

          JOYCE: “She does? Where? I want to help her too!”

        3. Dr. Paul

          +1

  25. BarGamer

    Sexy lesbian DRINKING pact. Much less depressing.

  26. John

    Ruth, I’m pretty sure everything you’ve done with regard to Billie since the beginning has been grounds for firing.

    1. Kodra

      Yeah this is a point I find really interesting. I think Ruth just suddenly finds herself caring about what happens to her, because unlike Ruth we’ve seen in the entire length of the strip, this Ruth is actually happy.

      1. Leorale

        I like this possibility a lot. Her mood is improved enough to allow her to imagine her future (other than relapse and death).

        1. Clif

          Imagining her future of course leads to depression and drink.

        2. Mr. Bulbmin

          It’s a vicious cycle!
          Depression leads to drink, drink leads to Billie, Billie leads to revived love of life, love of life leads to considering the future, considering the future leads to depression.

    2. gwalla

      Not just with regard to Billie…

      1. John

        Well, no, but there are at least a few things she’s done not in regards to Billie that aren’t firing offenses. Like awkward conversation with Amber after suplexing Blaine: totally doing her job!

  27. Dave

    Fear of being fired didn’t stop her from drinking in a dry dorm, so…

  28. Flimsyfishy

    Oh Ruth, just make sure Billie keeps this quiet, and you’ll be fine.

    1. Yotomoe

      Just stick her in your cleavage again if she talks too much.

  29. Emoroffle

    Now brush your teeth, then kiss. Morning breath sucks.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Or at least use a mouthwash.

      1. Emoroffle

        They might use whiskey. Same active ingredient.

        1. Koms

          Before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack

        2. Emoroffle

          That sounds painful. Does a bottle have any benefits compared to a toothbrush?

        3. Roborat

          Ke$ha, is that you?

  30. Koms

    What is a sexy lesbian suicide pact? I like Ruth’s and Joyce’s eye color a lot.

    1. Jerden

      Exactly what it sounds like.

  31. Plasma Mongoose

    I wonder when Walky and gang will barge in and how will Joyce react?

    1. Yotomoe

      She’ll turn so red and melt through the floor.

      1. MissQuinn

        HOMOSEXUAL ALCOHOL-FUELED PREMARITAL HANKPANKY!

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Too wordy, how about GAY BOOZE-BASED HANKPANKY!

        2. BalRog gets a "D"...and PASSES!!!

          Coochy-Hoochy Hanky-Panky!!!

        3. MrBurrows

          No, it should be Hoochy-Coochy, otherwise the hooch is coochy, and that wouldn’t taste right.

        4. BalRog gets a "D"...and PASSES!!!

          But Hoochy-coochy has a separate meaning that has nothing to do with alcohol.

          Okay, I’m going to go with my backup joke then:
          Shooter-Cooter Hanky-Panky

        5. Kamino Neko

          Boozy-Floozy?

        6. Plasma Mongoose

          +1

  32. Kerry

    I am offended by how DAMN ADORABLE THESE TWO ARE

    1. David M Willis

      JUST LOOKING FOR REASONS TO BE OFFENDED

      1. nothri

        People yawning fills me with a murderous rage.

      2. Malchus

        The orange of Ruth’s shirt offends me.

      3. Cephalo the Pod

        FUCK THE COLOUR GREEN.

        1. Minomelo

          GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOUR!

      4. Deanatay

        God I hate love. And sweetness. And sexy lesbians, god those nauseate me. And what’s with all the boobs?? Worst comic EVAR!

    2. Crumplepunch

      I was once offended by an offended person so I find that offensive.

      1. Gigafreak

        The best defense is a good offense

        Therefore if I offend enough people, I will be INVINCIBLE

      2. Tenn

        I have never been offended in my whole life and so I find your being offended to be very offensive!

        1. Roborat

          I am offended by people who have never been offended.

          And the Dutch.

  33. That Damn Rat

    A pact is only as good as the paper it’s written on, so as long as there’s nothing in writing Ruth, you’re in the clear.

  34. TheZachariah

    You guys, stop! Sexy lesbian suicide pacts are not funn!……Okay, THIS one is, but that’s entirely beside the point!

    1. TheZachariah

      *funny

    2. Yotomoe

      What about hetorosexual platonic suicide pacts, Cuz a lot of people seem to really think Romeo and Juliet is romantic for whatever reason?

      1. Crumplepunch

        I think the people who think Romeo and Juliet are an ideally romantic couple are people who don’t actually know how it ends.

        Looking at you, Taylor Swift.

        1. StClair

          Or are teenagers themselves, and just as stupid and hormonal.

        2. gwalla

          To be fair, that was the popular view during the Romantic period.

          But then, the Romantics thought The Sorrows of Young Werther described an ideal to be emulated. The Romantics were dipshits.

        3. David M Willis

          Eh, hundreds of years ago you got to live to be like 25 anyway, so it’s much more worth it to go out super-dramatic with that in mind.

        4. The Candyman

          That’s actually something of a myth: life expectancies in the past were low mostly because there was so much child mortality going around, lowering the average. If you managed to make it to 25 you could expect to live to a respectably old age so long as you dodged disease and war.

        5. David M Willis

          Fine, then they were both in crazy violent mob families intent on killing each other!

        6. JWLM

          Welllllll…sort of

          Median life expectancy was even more correlated with social class during the Renaissance than it is now. A peasant would live about 40 years, while a nobleman would live somewhat longer. (And the gendered forms of the noun were entirely conscious here — childbirth was a quick route to the grave.)

        7. neeks

          Agh how I hate that song…it’s not bad enough she misinterpreted Romeo and Juliet, she had to throw in a reference to “the scarlet letter” in the song, which leads me to believe she just picked a few books from a high school summer reading list and wrote a song about them without bothering to actually read them.

        8. John

          To be fair, if the alternative is reading The Scarlet Letter…

        9. vlademir1

          So she basically wrote a song that plays to her audience? Sounds better than most of the music industry anymore.

      2. John

        I always figured that Romeo and Juliet was supposed to be an object lesson in how being a stupid hormonal teenager was gonna get you killed, and it’s included in so many high school curricula as a sort of public service announcement. Unfortunately this backfires because its high school audience is all stupid hormonal teenagers so they take entirely the wrong lesson from it.

        1. neeks

          My favorite memory of reading r&j in my freshman year was when we were watching a movie of it (wanna say 60s/70s adaptation) and one of my male classmates exclaimed “God Romeo you’re such a girl!” when Romeo was getting his mope on at the start.

  35. Idon'tcarenomore

    Ah, Ruth is going to be fine, she just discovered she’s capable of being happy. Now to work on Billie.

    Romeo and Juliet were 16 and 14 respectively if I recall HS English class. Romance was second to hormones, as is most teen attractions. They just suffered from an over abundance of stupid (imo)

    1. Kryss LaBryn

      The priest didn’t help.

      1. gwalla

        Or the nurse.

      2. Legasher

        Or the murder rap.

  36. Crumplepunch

    What, after openly assaulting, threatening and stealing from several students, NOW she’s worried about grounds for firing?

    1. Leorale

      This is the first time we’ve seen Ruth feeling happy enough to care about what happens to her.

      1. Pinja

        Ouch, right in the feels 🙁

    2. Killjoy

      Don’t forget kidnapping.

      (She tracked students down and physically forced them to come back to the floor meeting.)

  37. motorfirebox

    So, the college’s no-sexy-lesbian-suicide-pact policy. Would you say that it’s…

    explicit?

    1. Kryss LaBryn

      YEAHHHH!! B)

    2. a4lbi

      Bless this comment section.

  38. NF

    Ruth freak-out in 10…9…8…7…

  39. zmm

    damn you RA no dating your residents rules!
    Quick! Billie move to a different building!

  40. Dorje Sylas

    I believe the solution to this presents itself as obvious. Upgrade the sucide-pact to marriage. Young hetero couples do impulsive super-shorterm marriages all the time. It’s not dating if she’s your spouse. ;p

  41. Leonou

    Okay, this is the Title for Book Five.
    Suggestions are closed, everyone can go home and wait to order one’s copy of “Sexy Lesbian Suicide Pact”.

  42. Van Jealous

    Where is the music of “The Singing Nun” now when we need it? Oh yeah, that’s right….she died in a sexy lesbian suicide pact some several years ago……OK….then how about….THE FLYING NU….Oh forget it!

  43. Lulu

    Suicide pact?

    Isn’t that what every marriage is?

    Till death part us and so on.

  44. Charles Phipps

    It’s weird, I like both characters, but I’d like to see this relationship crash and burn. Maybe because I like just about every other girl/Ruth better than Ruth/Billie. The abuse has forever soured me on it.

  45. acher4

    Today’s strip just killed me.
    Ruth’s lines are amazing.
    Hehehehe

    1. Calvin

      Her curves are also amazing.

  46. Jimmy

    They may be sexy and lesbians, but suicide pacts aren’t quite sexy. Maybe that’s just me though?

  47. takashid

    is it necessary to call a suicide pact “sexy”? Twice? Seems like that kind of works against us taking it seriously and feels a little weird.

    1. Dani Kelley

      It is consistent with how Ruth would talk about it, though, especially if she wants it to seem like no big deal (which, in her situation, I would).

  48. zathael

    Sexy Lesbian Suicide Pact is my Dresden Dolls cover band.

    1. WalkinDude

      I believe it.

    2. Jackson

      Now I want “Stupid Sexy Lesbian Suicide Pact” to have its own TVTropes page.

  49. Kamino Neko

    Sexy Lesbian Suicide Pact…

    For once when I say ‘I read that manga’ I’m not joking.

    (Unfortunately, I can’t find it to reread, since I’ve forgotten the title…)

  50. Skizz

    I have to call my bandmates and tell them we are now called “Lesbian Suicide Pact”

    1. Boomwolf

      I would go to literally every performance for a band called “Lesbian Suicide Pact”

  51. Boomwolf

    call me crazy, but I think Lesbian Suicide Pact trumps getting fired

    1. Jerden

      What about sexy lesbian fired? That sounds preferable to suicided.

      1. Boomwolf

        too true.

  52. Rikonius

    Next time try drawing the yawning panel last. That way the yawning pic won’t make you yawn while you’re drawing the bulk of the strip.
    On an unrelated topic, I wonder if the word “yawn” can also have the same effect on people as seeing a yawn. Do you think it would make people yawn if some jerk were to type out the word “yawn” a bunch?

    1. David M Willis

      graghgh

    2. Aolbain

      I yawned while reading this post.

    3. Rutee

      No.

  53. Charles Fee

    Wait..I remember wanting this kind of relationship when I was younger..I hate being broody! I have to go! Tell my wife I love her. BURY ME WITH MY HAMMER!

  54. TPRJones

    I wish I could be in a sexy lesbian suicide pact. *sigh*

  55. EmbraceEvil

    Death by scissoring? I’m sorry.

  56. Arkadi

    Is this that thing you call… “happiness”?

    1. Jerden

      Don’t worry, it won’t last. Happiness has a short half life. It’s very unstable.

  57. SpookieClown

    I think ive found my new band name, Sexy Lesbian Suicide pact sounds good for a punk jazz quartet right?

    1. PBManning

      Several syncopations tonight~

  58. PlainMarie

    This probably won’t go well, but eh, I love seeing Billie happy.

  59. Regalli

    Good, she’s getting some self-awareness. There may be hope yet.

  60. Daashi

    Every time I read that alt text I yawn.

    Damn you Willis!

  61. Yu'Karaya

    Oh oh, I’m in one of those!

  62. Mally

    So, Sexy Lesbian Suicide Pact… name of book 5?

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