the ironic part is that Joyce would probably be hella turned on no matter which pic Dorothy sends XD
someone
Whatever shenanigans are happening, I want it to continue and for Dorothy to accumulate a lot of tit pics from random passersby and then send everything at once to Joyce.
Kimi
Would be hilarious and also wouldn’t put it past a girl’s dorm. I never did understand the appeal of skinny dipping in areas prone to lots of mosquitoes, but was invited several times by girls I was roomming with in undergrad (girl only events fyi). This was before everyone had smartphones with good cameras. I gave a hard pass every time just because of the mosquitoes. Those annoying bugs absolutely love me and I have no desire to offer them more flesh for their choosing.
On a completely random note, the local joke where I grew up is if you had guests staying to long at your house, you have them take a nice long walk as a sacrifice to the mosquito gods. May their flesh and blood appease the mosquito gods, so that they leave you alone.
Nicoleandmaggie
Yes please
Achallenger
This happened to my girlfriend at college, she ended out besties for the next 15 years with one of the nipples she received
Furie
I’m telling you, that is not ending up with Joyce. Joyce and Joe are likely next to each other in Dlorothy’s phone. Much closer than Joe and Dorothy in Joyce’s anyway.
Gigafreak
The funniest outcome I can think of is this:
Joe slowly pieces together why and how he was sent a lewd photo, and wonders if he should send one to the wrong person as well, out of peer pressure. Possibly not even a photo of himself.
And that’s how Danny ended up with a photo of a penis. Now, it’s plausible that Danny knows what Joe’s penis looks like, from the locker room back in high school. Maybe Joe is circumcised (he is, after all, Jewish) whereas this one is not. Joe sent Danny a dick pic, BUT WHOSE??????
Sal is right next to Danny when Joe’s message comes in. She is as mystified as he is. Especially when Danny has to explain it’s not Joe’s penis.
And that is the mystery of how Joyce Brown the Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit struck again, remotely, by accident.
Dorothy: “uh, it’s just that I usually wear sports bras, and I put on a push-up bra for the picture– I mean, I didn’t *put on* a different bra, I just happened to be wearing a push-up at the time and have since changed…”
I just saw two bucks doing there antler-locked duel all through my yard and two of the neighbors’ yards and back again. This produced no clear winner, succeeded in scaring away the only doe that was actually watching them.
Maybe Jennifer’s whole thing is a bit like that, but less evenly matched contestants?
Big ones aren’t always comfortable, especially with stairs and exercising. All of them have a tendency to vary throughout your life cycle depending on hormones, meds, weight (loss or gain), pregnancy, etc. One of the birth controls I was put on for cramps even caused mine to vary in size throughout the month. That was the worst for knowing what clothes I could wear. Do not miss that med.
lol well lack of freckles aside it would be hilarious if billiefer got it ‘amazing’ in her first try (“Head cheerleader, b*tches”) XD;
Although i also half expect joyce to instantly recognize them as hers b/c she said something about “i wanna nestle in them forever” or something like that
Dorothy sending Joyce downblouses of every woman on the floor, with her own mixed in, does make it seem more like a joke than just sending Joyce a carefully-composed titty selfie. Even if she appends “lol”!
yeah like, i used to be really conscious about my being flat and still am, calling breasts “pathetic” and shit like Jennifer is doing certainly does NOT help ;-;
MisterJinKC
A roll of quarters has the same value as a ten dollar bill. The only difference is how much it weighs. Tits are the same. Big or small, doesn’t matter. Same value, different weight.
Tan
I certainly disagree that all breasts have the same value, but offer this metaphor instead: the size of the canvas does not determine the worth of the art.
Zaxares
If it helps, tastes on breast size can vary widely as well. 🙂 I, and quite a few others based on what I’ve seen, actually prefer women on the smaller side when it comes to size. So, just because one might be smaller, doesn’t automatically mean you’re unattractive. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, as they say.
Plus, ultimately they’re just eye candy. 😉 The REALLY important factor is whether or not YOU like what we’re doing to them.
Buck Ripsnort
As a femuscle admirer (and butt man) I can honestly say I prefer hard, ripped pecs to breasts.
218 thoughts on “Pathetic”
Ana Chronistic
ok, it’s a little obvious that’s not Dotty
unless Dotty has an inflatable chest we don’t know about
Sirksome
Forced perspective, lighting, the camera ads ten pounds. Dorothy can sell it!
Tan
I want Joyce to immediately know. Not just that they aren’t Dorothy’s, but correctly identify them.
“Dorothy, why are you sending me a picture of Jennifer’s breasts?”
Dana
So much this.
NGPZ
the ironic part is that Joyce would probably be hella turned on no matter which pic Dorothy sends XD
someone
Whatever shenanigans are happening, I want it to continue and for Dorothy to accumulate a lot of tit pics from random passersby and then send everything at once to Joyce.
Kimi
Would be hilarious and also wouldn’t put it past a girl’s dorm. I never did understand the appeal of skinny dipping in areas prone to lots of mosquitoes, but was invited several times by girls I was roomming with in undergrad (girl only events fyi). This was before everyone had smartphones with good cameras. I gave a hard pass every time just because of the mosquitoes. Those annoying bugs absolutely love me and I have no desire to offer them more flesh for their choosing.
On a completely random note, the local joke where I grew up is if you had guests staying to long at your house, you have them take a nice long walk as a sacrifice to the mosquito gods. May their flesh and blood appease the mosquito gods, so that they leave you alone.
Nicoleandmaggie
Yes please
Achallenger
This happened to my girlfriend at college, she ended out besties for the next 15 years with one of the nipples she received
Furie
I’m telling you, that is not ending up with Joyce. Joyce and Joe are likely next to each other in Dlorothy’s phone. Much closer than Joe and Dorothy in Joyce’s anyway.
Gigafreak
The funniest outcome I can think of is this:
Joe slowly pieces together why and how he was sent a lewd photo, and wonders if he should send one to the wrong person as well, out of peer pressure. Possibly not even a photo of himself.
And that’s how Danny ended up with a photo of a penis. Now, it’s plausible that Danny knows what Joe’s penis looks like, from the locker room back in high school. Maybe Joe is circumcised (he is, after all, Jewish) whereas this one is not. Joe sent Danny a dick pic, BUT WHOSE??????
Sal is right next to Danny when Joe’s message comes in. She is as mystified as he is. Especially when Danny has to explain it’s not Joe’s penis.
And that is the mystery of how Joyce Brown the Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit struck again, remotely, by accident.
Dollie87
First time poster, finally made a Grav so I could say thank you Gigafreak, this is perfection.
Laura
Awesome! Welcome, Dolly!
Decidedly Orthogonal
Welcome! And agreed!
John Campbell
It’s been pointed out that Dorothy is in Joyce’s contacts as “Roll, Perfect Cinnamon”, which is probably right next to “Rosenthal, Joe”.
Byron Orpheus
Holy crap! I sent that to you? That was just supposed to be for me.
Sarah Lea
For the record, this was 100% correct. https://www.dumbingofage.com/2024/comic/book-15/02-the-one-where-jocelyne-returns/sitin/
Yumi
Dorothy: “uh, it’s just that I usually wear sports bras, and I put on a push-up bra for the picture– I mean, I didn’t *put on* a different bra, I just happened to be wearing a push-up at the time and have since changed…”
Amós Batista
Dorothy can say she was using the same vest she’s using at her first time with Walky
ValdVin
She’ll need to ‘shop some of those cute freckles onto that pic.
zee
She got that bra from braceface
Reltzik
Wait, she DOESN’T have an inflatable chest?
… okay, help me out here. What’s she using instead of lungs?
JA
Inhale deeply to inflate the boobs.
NGPZ
Jennifer why you have to be so mean?
It’s not like all of us can have boobs nearly as big as yours T_T
True Survivor
I just saw two bucks doing there antler-locked duel all through my yard and two of the neighbors’ yards and back again. This produced no clear winner, succeeded in scaring away the only doe that was actually watching them.
Maybe Jennifer’s whole thing is a bit like that, but less evenly matched contestants?
NGPZ
well as expected she asserts her antonymous position as “alpha bongo” as though her high school social schemas automatically transfer over to college
(-_-)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult_programming
Kimi
Big ones aren’t always comfortable, especially with stairs and exercising. All of them have a tendency to vary throughout your life cycle depending on hormones, meds, weight (loss or gain), pregnancy, etc. One of the birth controls I was put on for cramps even caused mine to vary in size throughout the month. That was the worst for knowing what clothes I could wear. Do not miss that med.
Amelie Wikström
Jennifer seems to have heard of the superstition that women with huge breasts have a lot of promiscuous sex and thought “life goals.”
anon
lol well lack of freckles aside it would be hilarious if billiefer got it ‘amazing’ in her first try (“Head cheerleader, b*tches”) XD;
Although i also half expect joyce to instantly recognize them as hers b/c she said something about “i wanna nestle in them forever” or something like that
Darkseide
this arc is gonna be a about a lot of titty pics
Shade
Dorothy walking down the hall each person she passes taking a titty pic for her.
Michael Steamweed
I’m pleased at the prospect of Dorothy accumulating a bevy of boobs to send to Joyce.
Shade
Somehow Joe also gets added.
John Campbell
Dorothy sending Joyce downblouses of every woman on the floor, with her own mixed in, does make it seem more like a joke than just sending Joyce a carefully-composed titty selfie. Even if she appends “lol”!
Laserbeaks Fury
Honestly, if this ended with Jocelyn taking one, that would be a little sweet button to this whole chapter.
Sirksome
Whoah. That’s kinda moving up a few weight classes in the cleavage game.
NGPZ
“I could crawl up into them and be safe and warm forever” ;-;
StClair
I immediately thought of this strip.
Michael Steamweed
“Forever!”
Joshi
Women supporting women.
Queen Anthai
That was not supportive at ALL.
Charles Phipps
Yes, she is.
She’s supporting Dorothy cheating on Walky.
Nono
I can’t remember but does Jennifer actually know that they’re back together?
Paradoxius
Hey, between the two of them isn’t Jennifer the one who needs more support? Eh? Eh?
*jeers from the crowd; people start throwing things*
Michael Steamweed
Bro. I mean, bra.
NGPZ
yeah like, i used to be really conscious about my being flat and still am, calling breasts “pathetic” and shit like Jennifer is doing certainly does NOT help ;-;
MisterJinKC
A roll of quarters has the same value as a ten dollar bill. The only difference is how much it weighs. Tits are the same. Big or small, doesn’t matter. Same value, different weight.
Tan
I certainly disagree that all breasts have the same value, but offer this metaphor instead: the size of the canvas does not determine the worth of the art.
Zaxares
If it helps, tastes on breast size can vary widely as well. 🙂 I, and quite a few others based on what I’ve seen, actually prefer women on the smaller side when it comes to size. So, just because one might be smaller, doesn’t automatically mean you’re unattractive. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, as they say.
Plus, ultimately they’re just eye candy. 😉 The REALLY important factor is whether or not YOU like what we’re doing to them.
Buck Ripsnort
As a femuscle admirer (and butt man) I can honestly say I prefer hard, ripped pecs to breasts.
NGPZ
for me it’s at least a little more a gender dysphoria thing than an interpersonal thing, but still
thanks ???
Joshi
I didn’t say she was doing a good job of it.
Dragonfire
Who needs bras with friends like these?
EtchJetty
This arc is killing me. I am becoming dead.
So many ways to go wrong… but so many of those ways are hilarious, so.
Jeremiah
Destroyer of worlds?
Effie
Death, Destroyer of Worlds…
Meet Dead, Destroyed by Words
Jeremiah
I will steal all your socks.
BSD
This is going to end in Walky getting a dickpic from Joe or something.
Madock345
Hopefully the entire cast ends up exchanging nudes, all of them unlabeled and misattributed
Schpoonman
Something something ouroboros.
Cattleprod
Joyce/Jennifer ship randomly unlocked.
Doctor_Who
Joyce has already shown her appreciation for Jennifer’s assets.
Michael Steamweed
Safe and warm forever!
Yumi
Fucking rude, Jennifer.
Very on brand for you.
NGPZ
right? there’s no changing she got the best breasts on campus apparently, but she don’t gotta be rubbing it into everyone’s faces :/
Slartibeast Button, BIA
Did Joe’s list include a subsection on boob quality?
Armadillo
Joe’s list probably had subsections on everything.
Opus the Poet
Not when there are so many people who want her rubbed in their faces.
NGPZ
now consensual *physical* rubbing, this is okay
Cass
I’d personally say Marcie beats her, if she happens to be on campus at the moment.
AMagicalDuck
I’d say actually Joyce does but it’d be pretty hard to take a photo of her boobs to send to her without her figuring out they’re not Dorothy’s
Taffy
Through some contrivance, Dorothy takes a photo of Joyce’s boobs, specifically so she can send that photo to Joyce.