Well, I'm off to visit family and then go on my belated honeymoon over the next two weeks. For the duration of these two weeks, Dumbing of Age will be running only Monday-Wednesday-Friday. My apologies!
All right, maggots! Ruth’s about to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, then turds, the worms inside of the turds, Ruth’s stool, Willis, then Ruth. Any questions?
Naw, Danny might have started that way, but if there’s an author avatar it’s…well…David, he of the tfwiki and battling Ethan to the death in whatever that was in SP!
Björn
Joyce is the author avatar, at least she was back in the “Roomies/It’s Walky!” days. Willis specifically said so himself, when discussing how Joyce’s development morally and religiously was pretty much parallell to his own.
In this timeline, however, he probably has reset her mind, but of course cannot reset his own accordingly, which may be why Joyce comes off as weirder now than before.
I think this is the first time we’ve actually seen Billie afraid of one person, in this or any other continuity. She faced off with Sal in IW! without blinking an eye, and even in the fight with Ruth on day one she was too surprised to be afraid.
Billie was older then. She had lost Ruth, fallen in love, graduated from college, and found rewarding employment. She had confidence in herself as an adult. She doesn’t have confidence now (see her falling back on her cool past frequently). It makes sense that she scares easier.
That sort of thing is both why I have a gravatar set, and why I REGRET it being set….
One of these days I’ll mung my email just to see what I get…
Joebo
if you right click on your gravatar and select “view image info” then highlight all the way over to the right on “Location” it will tell you what your avatar would be if you didn’t have it set. For instance, yours would be Sal, and mine would be Dexter.
wnderjif
right click, properties, then highlight the url address until it ends….
Pecking orders are funny. It’s something chickens do – you know chickens, flightless birds who can survive with their head cut off until they die of starvation – and that humans have decided are worthwhile to emulate, on purpose, on large scales, legitimized with entire institutions built up around it. Because life’s not worth living unless you get to ruin someone’s day who haven’t done anything to you, I guess?
I find it funny because it’s so completely absurd.
67 thoughts on “Pecking”
Samui
He’s at the bottom, and at the top of it is FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
David Herbert
If Sal is Batman, what does that make Ruth?
I want to see the two of them smack down now.
JackNapier
Bane, because I can totally see this Ruth taking Billie over her knee and breaking her back.
dchorror
Could you see her doing the same to Sal?
I think she’s more like Lobo here. Absolutely scary, absolutely hilarious, and you’re never really sure when she’ll pop up.
JackNapier
Nah, fool. Sal and Ruth have a brawl that rivals Superman vs. Doomsday that totally wrecks the campus.
arjay2813
there can be only one, billie. its not you.
Ragnal
So Ruth’s Highlander? Guess that means she’s gonna cut off Billie’s FAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Rognik
Funny. Some of the fanfics I’ve read think Walky is on the bottom, too. The one on top varies…
Boringamus
I’m a little late here, but I love this comment. 🙂
JackNapier
All right, maggots! Ruth’s about to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, then turds, the worms inside of the turds, Ruth’s stool, Willis, then Ruth. Any questions?
Wackd
Yes. Why did Willis create someone he’s subservient too?
Oh, wait. Danny’s sort of an author avatar, and…well….
Wackd
http://www.itswalky.com/d/20051029.html
Yeah.
(Need to get the hang of this HTML stuff.)
Someone
Naw, Danny might have started that way, but if there’s an author avatar it’s…well…David, he of the tfwiki and battling Ethan to the death in whatever that was in SP!
Björn
Joyce is the author avatar, at least she was back in the “Roomies/It’s Walky!” days. Willis specifically said so himself, when discussing how Joyce’s development morally and religiously was pretty much parallell to his own.
In this timeline, however, he probably has reset her mind, but of course cannot reset his own accordingly, which may be why Joyce comes off as weirder now than before.
Eri
Great DBZ abridged reference xD
JackNapier
Glad someone got the reference.
Zakrael
Actually, yes, I have a -smack- AAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Owned Count +1)
JackNapier
Enjoy the climb back up, bongo!
Chrisby
I’ll tell you where they’re not.
Safe.
Kernanator
Yes, why would there be worms inside tur-OW, MY FEMURS!
DrBear
Annnnnnd … there go Billie’s femurs. And her FAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Sporkaganza
Am I the only one who was thinking “You gon’ get raped” with that last panel there?
arjay2813
i just didn’t want to be the one to say it, but i saw it too
JackNapier
“It’s raping time!”
James
You are not alone.
Kokopure
Ohhhhhh yes.
DaniellePhantom
kinda love walky’s shirt.
Someone
Billie/Ruth OTP. No discussion.
R
Yeah, I was just thinking that they’d go together well too.
NF
I think this is the first time we’ve actually seen Billie afraid of one person, in this or any other continuity. She faced off with Sal in IW! without blinking an eye, and even in the fight with Ruth on day one she was too surprised to be afraid.
George
Ruth is scarier than Sal. Sal was Danny’s ex that he still cared for, so Billie mostly got mad. Ruth is just… Ruth. She will take your femurs.
JackNapier
I need my femurs to live.
Pagannerd
No, you don’t. You just need them to live well.
Ruth does not require you to live well.
R
Billie was older then. She had lost Ruth, fallen in love, graduated from college, and found rewarding employment. She had confidence in herself as an adult. She doesn’t have confidence now (see her falling back on her cool past frequently). It makes sense that she scares easier.
MeHael
I’ve been wondering where Ruth has been, and now she suddenly appears and inspires terror. Perfect.
JackNapier
She strikes when you least expect it.
James
She is the terror that flaps in the night.
….Wait, Ruth is Amazi-Girl?
Alice Macher
Aw, no “Ruth-Billie sex tape” headline cliffhanger?
Alice Macher
…that’s really disturbing if imagined coming out of Joyce’s mouth.
JackNapier
If by “really disturbing” you mean “really hilarious”, then yes. Yes it is.
Kamino Neko
That sort of thing is both why I have a gravatar set, and why I REGRET it being set….
One of these days I’ll mung my email just to see what I get…
Joebo
if you right click on your gravatar and select “view image info” then highlight all the way over to the right on “Location” it will tell you what your avatar would be if you didn’t have it set. For instance, yours would be Sal, and mine would be Dexter.
wnderjif
right click, properties, then highlight the url address until it ends….
arjay2813
wrong continuity, but i’m sure some ships have set sail..
The A.D.D. Kidd
I was expecting Willis to do something like that after reading Shortpacked! earlier.
Ozzmandius
There is something strangely adorable about Walky in that first panel….
The A.D.D. Kidd
Ruth vs. Billie! Round 2! FIGHT!
Bill M.
Ruth/Walky? That pairing seems to come out of nowhere. And I know I said on Shortpacked!, but I can say it here too.
MERRY CRHISTMAS WILLIS! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TOO!
Bill M.
I MEANT CHRISTMAS, NOT CRHISTMAS!
Zakrael
DAMN YOU WILLI-
Oh. Sorry. Just came from Shortpacked!.
I was going to make a Mr Popo pecking order joke, but someone beat me to it. xP
JackNapier
Faster, you must become.
wnderjif
http://dragonballzocg.com/database?cmd=showcard&id=2813
🙂
its an alright joke, never got thro abridged, the voices were jus too far off for me to bother caring.
Shift
Thank god! I was get way too tired of Billie’s attitude. Hope she gets thrown around again!
katie01
I’m…uh, I’m not sure what’s going on with Billie’s eyes in the last panel, but it’s starting to weird me out.
begbert2
The forward line is the edge of her glasses. She’s seen in profile, so they’re not blocking her eyes from view for a change.
katie01
‘Kay.
MLBlue
Dang, that must be Ruth’s rape face. 😉 Two girls in glasses having it out? Yes, please.
Jason
Oh Billie, you sexy hosebeast you.
Kamino Neko
… I have no idea why, but every time I come back to the site, and see the title of this strip, I read it as ‘peckering’….
Dahlia
THIS CAN ONLY END IN LOLS!!!! 😀
jaredTSF
I saw this, and a part of me smiled.
begbert2
Do girls’ shirts really bunch up like that, just below the breasts? I guess I’m going to have to spend more time staring at their tits, just to check.
Cratacon
The fact that you noticed this in a comic makes me think that you’re already doing more than enough staring.
wnderjif
only if they want it too. the best thing to do is take pictures to examine them in full detail in your own home.
Plasma Mongoose
Against my better judgement, I like this Ruth.
Jenny Creed
Pecking orders are funny. It’s something chickens do – you know chickens, flightless birds who can survive with their head cut off until they die of starvation – and that humans have decided are worthwhile to emulate, on purpose, on large scales, legitimized with entire institutions built up around it. Because life’s not worth living unless you get to ruin someone’s day who haven’t done anything to you, I guess?
I find it funny because it’s so completely absurd.
Taigan
Looking up synonyms for today’s title leads to inadvertent(?) foreshadowing. 😉
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