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Pied
Posted on October 26, 2010 by David M Willis

130 thoughts on “Pied”

  1. Joebo

    Oh god, terrifying thought: JoyceXMike, at least for a while.

    1. Tavish

      Just had a weird mental image of Joyce and Mike doing it, and right in the middle Joyce goes “Hi! I’m Joyce!” Thanks for that.

      1. Joebo

        you’re welcome

      2. Henry

        Hi I’m Batman!

      3. Cacturne

        Hi I’m Daisy!

    2. Kelvin

      Not as terrifying as MikeXWalky O_O

  2. David Herbert

    Yay, it’s Mike. And are we seeing the start of Joyce and Walky’s romance?

    1. Jen Aside

      No way BILLIExMIKE

      1. Malph

        I don’t know if that’d actually be a better pair than AmberxMike (which I’m going on record now as saying will eventually happen in DOA).

        Also, because fan fiction will eventually do it and it’s better we come to terms with it now, WalkyxMike.

        1. niqaeli

          Is there really much in the way of Walkyverse fanfiction? Clearly I am not hanging out in the right places if there is. Also, now I’m sad I didn’t nominate Walkyverse for Yuletide.

          Walky/Mike would actually be seriously entertaining. But I ship horrible, horrible things because I’m an awful person who likes to screw with terrible romcom tropes.

        2. MrGBH

          I’m still saying MikexRoz would be a good match.

        3. David Herbert

          Who knows, maybe Willis will put some ‘experimenting’ into the comic this time around (I can’t remember that happening in Roomies. Did it?)

          Oh, and for MikexRoz, are you suggesting there should be a partner swap night in Shortpacked!?

  3. Pariah Jones

    I always love that pleasant demeanor of Mike.

    1. dethtoll

      the fact you got a mike avatar is hilarious.

  4. George

    Oh god, she called Mike a dweeb…
    Question is, how dangerous is he without his super powers? I bet we’ll find out…

    1. Viktoria

      I’m pretty sure Mike could make a self-obsessed self-hating cheerleader like Billie cry without even being in the same room as her. His powers have always been the least dangerous part of him.

      1. Piccolo

        Amen. Mike’s biggest superpower is his talent for being hilariously mean to people and making them feel like sh!t 😀

        1. Tobias

          Do we know yet what his attitude is in this universe…? Good god I hope he’s an asshole (is that odd???) but we do we know this for sure? Willis could be messing with us. Whenever I’ve seen him he looks kind of pissed off… maybe if he talks to Billy, perhaps calls her on some of her shit? Then we might know… Hmmmm, maybe not, he wouldn’t want to do anything helpful… Or would he???

        2. No0ne

          Go read his twitter feed, his attitude hasn’t changed. Although his twitter makes him feel alot more like a one trick pony…

        3. Tobias

          See below…

          I was thinkin about that but… Is that twitter feed defo from Mike in DoA? Or is it Shortpacked?

        4. Tobias

          RE: ‘See below…’

          I thought that reply would post above yours, oops… 🙂

        5. fangrider

          hes got his angry eyebrows…

  5. Trent

    I’m astounded that Mike has kept his mouth shut this long.

    1. Matt

      Mike kept your mom’s mouth shut. With his dong. The joke is that your mom is a whore.

      1. Zap

        And that he paid her a nickel for it.

        1. Shift

          Considering this storyline is taking place in the current time… with this economy, I’d say she’s at least charging a dime by now. Even your mom has to raise her prices sometime for when Mike sticks his cock in her mouth.

        2. Dedlok

          Comment is made better by the fact you have the Mike avatar. (wish I had a Mike avatar)

        3. Still In Dream State

          I feel sorry for this guy, who kinda walked into a pile of shit…

        4. Freemage

          Of course, this is balanced out by the fact that Mike usually takes a buck from your mom’s wallet on his way out of the apartment. Wouldn’t want her to get too extravagant.

      2. MrGBH

        Your Mother plays Card Games….. In Hell.

  6. Matt

    Mike looks shorter for some reason.

    1. RaijinK

      Because he’s younger, AND lower on the slope than Billie and Walky.

      1. LiamKav

        I’m not sure people tend to grow much after the age of 18. Although that has made me wonder… apart from the change of clothes and different haircuts for Billie etc, is DW doing anything to make DoA people look younger than Joyce&Walky!/Shortpacked! people?

  7. NF

    This will not end well.

  8. Chupacabra

    The friendship between Walky and Billie- I love it.

  9. Bickendan

    I see Joyce has studied up on Daisy’s mannerisms. Luigi would be so proud.

    1. Matt

      Don’t forget Batman. But I suppose that’s Amazi-Girl’s shtick, isn’t it? Someday we will find out more about that caped crusader…

      1. PSL

        “Hi, I’m Joyce!”
        “I’m Amazi-Girl.”
        “Hi, I’m Joyce!”
        “I’m Amazi-Girl.”
        “Hi, I’m Joyce!”
        “I’m Amazi-Girl.”

        *cut to cheap motel*

        1. Ian

          You are my hero.

        2. Zakrael

          I’ll be in my bunk.

        3. Deviltrig

          I see what you did there! props to the lot of you

        4. Joebo

          Thanks Jayne

        5. DCHorror

          At least the cheap motel would make sense for them. It kinda bugged me that Batman didn’t head for some eight star hotel or something.

  10. Gianni

    Seeing Mike makes me so happy… and he hasn’t spoken a word yet!

    1. TexasNinjaBuzzard

      No, look, see: he’s wearing a discontinued-M&M-colored shirt over the black, so he’s clearly working undercover as a decent human being.

      1. Ragnal

        Looks more like a Reeses-colored shirt…

  11. Laurel

    Walky doesn’t look impressed with Joyce… I’m not seeing a lot of romance there just yet. However! The mutual disapproval on Mike and Billie’s faces (faaaaace! *ahem*) does have me crossing my fingers for the two of them having angry sex.

    1. Gianni

      Billie and Mike WOULD have sex just to spite one another.

      1. DCHorror

        How would that even go down.

        Billie: What do you want? I’m not sleeping with you.
        Mike: I wouldn’t sleep with your mom if I was paid.
        *beat*
        Makeout?

        1. Magnus369

          I would think his reply is, “You don’t need to, I already fucked your mom”

          And then the angry eyebrows with a grin.

  12. Chiatroll

    Poor poor walky. Having Mike for a roommate is about as safe as having a nuclear missile. His mom will be probably fucked within a week if it didn’t already happen. There may be pictures.

    1. drivethruwhale

      Nonsense. The nuke would only cause physical damage. Mike causes mental, emotional, AND physical.

    2. DCHorror

      Walky’s the kinda person who could survive that…for a while at least. He did it once.

  13. Shift

    Aww… Look at the wittle Mikey… ain’t he cute? (I’m going to die for that, aren’t I?)

    So… I’m guess its not love at first sight for Joyce and Walky in this universe. One can only hope though that Mike doesn’t murder Joyce before they can get to that possible point.

    1. DCHorror

      I can see the headlines now.

      Mike kills Mike for calling short Mike cute. Universe Implodes. Universe is reformed by Mike’s sheer hatred of not existing.

      He doesn’t seem the kind of guy who would really kill someone unless they actually threatened physical harm but couldn’t pull it off. You can’t emotionally damage a corpse.

    2. James

      Yeah, it’s only a matter of time for you now. The 4th Wall offers no protection.

      1. James

        And WOW does that sound a lot more like a threat than it did in my head. ._.;

  14. Trevor

    I like how everyone who mentioned mike has a mike avatar

    1. Gianni

      I just like HAVING a Mike avatar

  15. Dahlia

    Awww! Joyce is so cute : D.

    Huh, they didn’t hit it off as fast as they did in “Its Walky!”, huh? Neat, maybe Walky in this universe goes through a Dina-liking phase first…or Dorothy liking phase… s:

    1. drivethruwhale

      I’m going to put dibs on Walky having an Amber liking phase. Or Amazi-Girl phase. But prolly like one and hate the other. “Wait, you mean you’re also that bongo?!”

      1. Dahlia

        WHOA DAYUM!

        I second the motion!

        Dude, that catfight would be the most epic cat fight EVER. Amber vs. Joyce! Round one: FIGHT!

        Haha, but will Amber still have the hots for Ethan in this dimension? If Ethans straight Mike and Danny and anyone else who like her are screwed…

        D: I like Ethans boyfriend, though…so I hope not… : (

        1. agentksilver

          I think it’s been confirmed that Ethan is still gay and came out in high school.

        2. Dahlia

          OOOHHHH. Okay, nifty. :3

          Thank you for letting me know! ^ ^

  16. BrassyDel

    DINAXMIKE OTP.

    What is wrong with all you haters?! DINA DINA DINA.

    1. Dahlia

      I-I-I-I-I just wasn’t convinced Mike genuinely cared for Dina until she sacrificed herself ^ ^;;;

      They’re cute, though…I agree with you… s:

    2. Fyrewyre

      Word.

    3. Chumpy

      Mike x Bob Denver

    4. MrGBH

      Heck no! We can’t see Dina go through that kind of trauma again.

  17. Tina

    MIKEEEEEEEEEEE <3

  18. DrBear

    Oh, I get it, they’re walking uphill. All the way.

    1. Boourns

      You will walk uphill, both ways, going anywhere in Bloomington. It’s a fact.

  19. Tobias

    Maths? Did I hear somewhere that Jason is a Maths Prof in the DoA universe?

    1. Wackd

      It’s been mentioned he’s a professor, but I’m not sure if Willis has said what subject. Damn him.

      1. Cha

        If he’s still a sex addict, he’s OBVIOUSLY a sex instructor. First lesson’s free.
        >> -stole that from a shirt-

        1. Slipgate

          Cha,

          Jason is not Jacob. 🙂

        2. Cha

          …and here we have proof that I have issues reading. XD Oh well. It should still apply to Jacob.

  20. Pan

    Amazi-girlxMike! Amazi-girlxMike!

    *crosses fingers and hopes*

  21. Chad from Canada

    I don’t care who Mike ends up with, as long as someone gets hurt in the process. Mike is the best thing for Drama since Shakespeare. He could make Yoko Ono hate John Lenon. The man is a Deity of Spite. And for those of you who don’t know, Spite is the most powerful force in the universe.

    1. Undrave

      Maybe Mike is a multidimensional Singularity and is actually one of the Original Thirteen. Mikeus Prime!!

    2. Wizard

      If Mike is involved, I think we can safely assume someone is going to get hurt. And it will almost certainly be amusing.

      And yes, the power of Spite is rivaled only by that of Bloody-Mindedness.

  22. Björn

    Mike is gonna end up kissing Amazigirl upside down, Mare-Jane/Spider-man style. While Dina is watching.

  23. Kamino Neko

    I’m just waiting for the moment that it finally penetrates Billie’s brain that she IS one of the dweebs. That’ll be fun to watch.

    1. Dahlia

      I hear that!

      heh heh, I do hope that moment of realization is the same time Sal demolishes her…She held back in “Its Walky!” because she was Dannys girlfriend/ fiance/wife/ I don’t rightfully give a rats a**…but shes not in THIS UNIVERSE~~~~ : D hee hee HEE.

  24. No0ne

    I’m Bat- errr… Joyce!

    1. No0ne

      Great now I want to see Joyce in a Batman costume… Am I sick or something?

      1. MrGBH

        Joyce in an Amazi-girl costume. That I want to see.

        1. begbert2

          Joyce *is* Amazigirl. Obviously. I mean, aside from all the other evidence, you’ve never seen them in the same place at the same time – it’s a complete giveaway.

        2. Gianni

          Joyce DOES say on her twitter that she wonders what it would be like to be a superhero…

          That said, I still think Amazigirl is Sal.

        3. No0ne

          Amazigirl is really George Lucas O.o

  25. Undrave

    Wait…didn’t Billie and Joyce already sorta met even if they haven’t been introduced?

    FAAAAAACE!!!

    1. Kamino Neko

      The Billie we’ve been shown so far is self-centred and seems mildly delusional. She’s also known to be a drunk.

      If she even paid attention to whose faaaaaaaaace she was telling to shut at the time, she’s probably forced the whole incident out of her mind. Likely with the help of booze.

  26. JackNapier

    I swear, the moment that Billie realizes she is one of the dweebs is going to be sweet. The look of fridge horror on her face will be perfect.

    1. beeftony

      With any luck, Mike will be the one to break the awful truth to her.

  27. Lan M.

    Oh my. Mike looks as if he plans on doing to Joyce what he did to that Furby with that microwave what with the fire and smoke and such.

  28. creativerealms

    So what is Joyce Daisy now?

    1. Dahlia

      Yes, I think she is! = D

  29. ziggy78eog

    Why does Mike need college? Is he going for his degree in Bastard?

    1. Index

      Accounting and business administration. So he can sell your mom.

      1. agentksilver

        He might be concerned that a nickel is overcharging, so economics as well.

    2. JesseJanitect

      He’s probably fucking the dean, who is a mom, so they’re paying him to go.

    3. Wackd

      No, for that he’d need to attend Scumbag College.

  30. Zudarkness

    Mikes is going for his PhD in Bastardology. Either that or Political Science

    1. JesseJanitect

      Same thing.

      1. Wizard

        Speaking as a bastard, I resent that comparison.

    2. Seerow

      I’m going to argue he’s going for his degree in Law, if that’s the case.

      1. Haven

        Gotta kick people in the nuts with Bart O’Ryan somehow.

        1. Wackd

          Mike and Bart teaming up? That’d be lawesome.

        2. Wackd

          Awesome, sorry, finger slipped.

        3. No0ne

          Your finger slipped all the way across your keyboard? That takes talent…

  31. David Herbert

    Just realised, has Billie met her roommate yet? If not, where is the mysterious Sal Walkerton?

    1. creativerealms

      Nope she recently twittered that she hopes Sal never shows up because she’s liking having her own room.

      As for where she is? Who knows.

      1. No0ne

        Hes int he bathroom doing it with Joe… The’ve been there since last night…

  32. begbert2

    Mike’s not short.

    But dang if Joyce didn’t suddenly get tall.

  33. Lone Wolf

    No punch.

  34. Kater

    Mike and Walky are roomies…I wanted it to happen so much and then it did! You are the best person in the world, Willis.

  35. Matt

    Mike x Your mom

  36. PetsinWinter

    wow, I couldn’t imagine mike wearing anything besides the outfits he’s worn in IW and SP

    1. Wackd

      Just watch, he’s going to have thousands of these shirts…

    2. MrGBH

      I hadn’t noticed that until you pointed it out. I’ve gotten so used to only looking at his face.

      It’s weird.

      1. Naki

        Either that or he is going to start wearing a green shirt all the time

  37. Stephen

    When is there english class? I want to see Leslie again.

    1. Dahlia

      D= Oh, do you know which characters are going to be professors of which subject?

      I read in earlier comments Jason is the Math professor and I like Leslie and definitely wanna see her again, too…

      If Mr. Willis posted something in relation to who’s teaching what subject I’d certainly like to know or see it D=

      1. Joebo

        No specific list of profs that I know of, but Leslie appeared in a guest comic that Willis did here: http://www.unshelved.com/2010-10-8

        1. Dahlia

          AH. That EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!

          Haha, thats so funny XD

          Thank you so much for the info! : D

  38. XtraLargeRyan

    YAY 😀 its Mike!

  39. Crimson Magic

    I’m lovin’ all these backgrounds.

  40. HLY

    woot mike. mike always make me happy with his evil…

  41. Aisling

    Hi, I’m Joyce!

  42. Mousa The 14

    “Mike” and “Dweeb” are not words that go together.

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