What part is up her own ass? The part where she thinks Marcie thinks she’s cool or where she thinks Marcie thinks she’s hot? ‘Cause I think both of those are self-evident and the question is more whether or not her friend cares about her other traits, not whether Sal is actually viewed that way.
Honestly, I’m still not entirely sure why Sal is so concerned about being cool and hot, especially given she seems to hate storytime as much as Sarah does.
BBCC
Because when she doesn’t match people’s preconceived notions of her, they either get bored and abandon her or turn hostile like her mom did. Marcie’s the only one who stuck around and liked her as she was without (so far as Sal could tell) any other motives. Now she’s worried if it’s just because Marcie had feelings for her and not because of Sal herself.
Needfuldoer
We’ve seen her put the mask down around Joyce and Amber, too. Amber feels obligated to make nice, but Joyce is trying to be accepting with no strings attached.
BBCC
I’m referring to the past. But yes, she’s making more friends now (thank god).
not someone else
I’d guess it’s partly because it’s basically the positive-sounding flipside of adults assuming she’s a terrible hoodlum. It’s more or less the same traits, just viewed in a different light.
On the one hand she’s bein real obtuse about this, obviously Marcie’s been in her life for ages, ain’t like she’s playing a long con, thats really insulting to Marcie, I hate how Sal’s taking this
On the other hand I relate to people acting all interested in you cause you’re the cool hot brown punk chick but then it turns out they don’t want to get to know you at all, they just wanna entertain an idea of you they have in their head and maybe get in your pants
Like having someone acting interested in you but then reject who you are beneath the tattoos, piercings, and outfits kinda stings
People wanna see me as the wild looking hot person who parties hard and not the person who watches several hours of Game Grumps every day in my sweatpants
Mel
Those people lack class then :/ Sorry that happens to you
Because this is when we realize she could have been a Mike-style asshole rather than a self-centered one all this time. There are weird chunks in that sentence I just wrote. *shrug off literal thinkers*
There’s a character in the Hitchhiker’s Guide franchise called “Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged”. He was accidentally granted immortality, and having grown bored with existence, he developed a singular mission: to insult it. He got himself a super fact spaceship and a computer to track the existence of everyone in creation, and started visiting every one of them just to insult them each personally. Alphabetically.
I sort of get the feeling her motive is “I am just so right about everyone with my magical emotional x-ray vision, and I need everyone to know and see what I see.”
It’s basically just a brand of narcissism I suppose.
You’ve already met her, Malaya. You don’t like her much.
Oh Sal. Honey. I know it’s hard because most of the people in your life up to this point have only seen their preconceived notions of what you are or what they wanted you to be, but Malaya is right. This is Marcie. If anyone’s gonna love you, notion free, you can bet your ass she’ll be one of them. I know it’s not helping that her answer to whether she followed you to boarding school (which was probably a huge support during a hard time) was because of her feelings for you was ‘I dunno, maybe’, but I don’t think you have to worry about Marcie.
Cats can do the silliest things and yet walk away from it all with an unphased face like they actually meant to fall butt first into that cake. That may be Malaya.
Mass murder? I don’t remember that at all. Inaction would have killed people too. That comic was full of trolly problems of ‘who is responsible for what?’
Remember when she threw a temper tantrum and tried to turn the North American continent into antimatter?
BBCC
That’s one way to describe a total breakdown sure.
Clif
And, to be fair, there are a lot of people who would like to turn North America into antimatter.
BBCC
Wait – wasn’t it established later she was brainwashed? I know it kinda went back and forth on whether she was brainwashed or whether it just enhanced feelings she already had, but I thought it settled on brainwashed, like with Daisy.
Eve
Yah I think the Biritish organization had brainwashed her at that point.
timemonkey
I think their brainwashing was just amplifying stuff that was already there. Sal’s not completely to blame but she’s not totally innocent either.
BBCC
But later on they acted like it was straight up brainwashing with Daisy. Was it some different kind of brainwashing or did I miss something?
timemonkey
I think so, Daisy realised she had been controlled once she snapped out of it, Sal did not, she believed everything she said and did was her own fault. Also her whole thing with Danny wouldn’t have been able to snap her own of it had she had Daisy style brainwashing.
BBCC
Yeah, see, I keep getting stuck because they kept going back and forth on it later. Sal also didn’t even believe any tampering at all had been done initially (plus this is Sal – guilt issues are her one of her defining characteristics) so it got really confusing for me for a while.
CJ
Was she an inspiration for Lucy Diamond or vice-versa? They even look alike.
258 thoughts on “Possibility”
Ana Chronistic
*li’l Sal busts through time and strangles Malaya*
*also is wearing a Pachycephalosaurus shirt*
jeffepp
It’s cool. Malaya’s kinda into that. But, Carla would pop out of nowhere, and make it weird.
Michael Steamweed
Dina would be there, not because she popped up, but because she’s there now unseen.
(It is an act of willpower to part from the giant stuffed animal dinosaur. But Dina has willpower to spend.)
Kyoulkoa
Wait, to which the strangling, or the pachy shirt?
jeffepp
Mal’s got a secret crush…
Plasma Mongoose
…on Sal? It must be that caramel flavour that is at fault.
Oz
I guess the trick worked, but not how they intended it
PB
Malaya wins one (1) “You Tried” gold star sticker.
Clif
You spelled snicker with a t.
Needfuldoer
There was an attempt.
JetstreamGW
Yeeeeah, first time I’m agreeing with Malaya. Little up in your own ass there, Sal. And condescending to Marcie.
not someone else
What part is up her own ass? The part where she thinks Marcie thinks she’s cool or where she thinks Marcie thinks she’s hot? ‘Cause I think both of those are self-evident and the question is more whether or not her friend cares about her other traits, not whether Sal is actually viewed that way.
MatthewTheLucky
Honestly, I’m still not entirely sure why Sal is so concerned about being cool and hot, especially given she seems to hate storytime as much as Sarah does.
BBCC
Because when she doesn’t match people’s preconceived notions of her, they either get bored and abandon her or turn hostile like her mom did. Marcie’s the only one who stuck around and liked her as she was without (so far as Sal could tell) any other motives. Now she’s worried if it’s just because Marcie had feelings for her and not because of Sal herself.
Needfuldoer
We’ve seen her put the mask down around Joyce and Amber, too. Amber feels obligated to make nice, but Joyce is trying to be accepting with no strings attached.
BBCC
I’m referring to the past. But yes, she’s making more friends now (thank god).
not someone else
I’d guess it’s partly because it’s basically the positive-sounding flipside of adults assuming she’s a terrible hoodlum. It’s more or less the same traits, just viewed in a different light.
rustfire
On the one hand she’s bein real obtuse about this, obviously Marcie’s been in her life for ages, ain’t like she’s playing a long con, thats really insulting to Marcie, I hate how Sal’s taking this
On the other hand I relate to people acting all interested in you cause you’re the cool hot brown punk chick but then it turns out they don’t want to get to know you at all, they just wanna entertain an idea of you they have in their head and maybe get in your pants
rustfire
Like having someone acting interested in you but then reject who you are beneath the tattoos, piercings, and outfits kinda stings
People wanna see me as the wild looking hot person who parties hard and not the person who watches several hours of Game Grumps every day in my sweatpants
Mel
Those people lack class then :/ Sorry that happens to you
Agemegos
Those are gosh-durn glorious pants…
Freemage
… This may be the first time I’ve not wanted to write off Malaya.
Poofdepoof
Same. Thanks, Willis.
Khno
Because this is when we realize she could have been a Mike-style asshole rather than a self-centered one all this time. There are weird chunks in that sentence I just wrote. *shrug off literal thinkers*
CMasta
“…is she fucking hitting on me?” – Wolf of Wall Street
jeffepp
Yes. In her own twisted way.
ValdVin
Panel five Malaya is acting almost nice. I don’t know how to process this.
Michael Steamweed
If it weren’t for the “to make fun of her”, I wouldn’t believe that was Malaya. Some damn dream sequence or some shit.
Doctor_Who
There’s a character in the Hitchhiker’s Guide franchise called “Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged”. He was accidentally granted immortality, and having grown bored with existence, he developed a singular mission: to insult it. He got himself a super fact spaceship and a computer to track the existence of everyone in creation, and started visiting every one of them just to insult them each personally. Alphabetically.
He is Malaya’s spirit animal.
dethtoll
He’s honestly one of my favorite characters in anything ever.
Agemegos
“You’re a jerk, Dethtoll. A real kneebiter.”
Piotr W
Heh. I loved this character… 🙂
Keulen
At least Wowbagger has the excuse of being immortal and bored. Malaya is just a jerk for (as far as I can tell) no good reason.
Shane Wegner
I sort of get the feeling her motive is “I am just so right about everyone with my magical emotional x-ray vision, and I need everyone to know and see what I see.”
It’s basically just a brand of narcissism I suppose.
Bagge
Wowbagger had a big role in the postume last book – And Another Thing…
Not half bad!
Needfuldoer
So that’s what would happen if Mike was The Cheese over in the Walkyverse…
BBCC
You’ve already met her, Malaya. You don’t like her much.
Oh Sal. Honey. I know it’s hard because most of the people in your life up to this point have only seen their preconceived notions of what you are or what they wanted you to be, but Malaya is right. This is Marcie. If anyone’s gonna love you, notion free, you can bet your ass she’ll be one of them. I know it’s not helping that her answer to whether she followed you to boarding school (which was probably a huge support during a hard time) was because of her feelings for you was ‘I dunno, maybe’, but I don’t think you have to worry about Marcie.
And screw you, Malaya, mini Sal was ADORABLE.
Kyrik Michalowski
Malaya I continue to hate you with unrestrained passion. Sal, continue being you.
Agemegos
I’ve got a nickel here. Where’s Mike?
Clif
Bargaining with your mother.
Stephen Bierce
ANDRE AGASSI: Image…is everything!
butts
…that is surprisingly insightful
of all the characters to have hidden depths, i wasn’t expecting MALAYA.
timemonkey
Why not? She’s shown depths repeatedly.
FacelessDeviant
Only to turn around in the next panel and become a shallow… unpleasant person.
timemonkey
Which doesn’t erase her depths.
A LOT of people in this comic are jerks, Malaya’s just of the variety most of the readers don’t find funny.
HMH
You can’t just…you can’t just kill the entire readership, directly under the comic. There are laws.
Casi
They can do it, we just have to have a trial now to see if timemonkey is guilty of what you have accused them of.
FacelessDeviant
Not at all. Depths still there. But it does make her hard to like.
Orange
Anyone else getting full page background ads? I’m glad to support this comic and all but it is kind of irritating.
BBCC
Message hive works support. They’ll get rid of aggressive ads. I’ve never had to message them about an ad more than once.
Orange
Will do. Thanks!
Alanari
Malaya is not surprised. Did she know about marcies feelings for sal?
FacelessDeviant
I’m starting to think Malaya may be a cat.
Cats can do the silliest things and yet walk away from it all with an unphased face like they actually meant to fall butt first into that cake. That may be Malaya.
Good poker face.
thejeff
That’s what I mean when I tell people I have catlike reflexes. 🙂
Alanari
Now I have that image of a cat falling buttfirst into a cake in my mind. Knowing me, it’ll probably stay there for today.
Still unsure whether to thank or to curse you ?
FacelessDeviant
No thanks or curses needed, sometimes a good, or at least hilarious deed is its own reward!
abysswatcher1993
Sal is a good character (here, in Walkyverse she is a cynical mass murderer). Malaya on the other hand can go step on a Lego brick.
Zach
Mass murder? I don’t remember that at all. Inaction would have killed people too. That comic was full of trolly problems of ‘who is responsible for what?’
MatthewTheLucky
Remember when she threw a temper tantrum and tried to turn the North American continent into antimatter?
BBCC
That’s one way to describe a total breakdown sure.
Clif
And, to be fair, there are a lot of people who would like to turn North America into antimatter.
BBCC
Wait – wasn’t it established later she was brainwashed? I know it kinda went back and forth on whether she was brainwashed or whether it just enhanced feelings she already had, but I thought it settled on brainwashed, like with Daisy.
Eve
Yah I think the Biritish organization had brainwashed her at that point.
timemonkey
I think their brainwashing was just amplifying stuff that was already there. Sal’s not completely to blame but she’s not totally innocent either.
BBCC
But later on they acted like it was straight up brainwashing with Daisy. Was it some different kind of brainwashing or did I miss something?
timemonkey
I think so, Daisy realised she had been controlled once she snapped out of it, Sal did not, she believed everything she said and did was her own fault. Also her whole thing with Danny wouldn’t have been able to snap her own of it had she had Daisy style brainwashing.
BBCC
Yeah, see, I keep getting stuck because they kept going back and forth on it later. Sal also didn’t even believe any tampering at all had been done initially (plus this is Sal – guilt issues are her one of her defining characteristics) so it got really confusing for me for a while.
CJ
Was she an inspiration for Lucy Diamond or vice-versa? They even look alike.
Fomalhaut88
…the novelist?
CJ
The main antagonist/love interest in DEBS.
See 1:24 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BIWrGxawS7E
C.T Phipps