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Predrunk
Posted on September 23, 2011 by David M Willis

222 thoughts on “Predrunk”

  1. Mkvenner

    *annoyed sigh*

    1. Valdrax

      *raised eyebrow*?

    2. Xanatos

      *ponderous stare*

      1. nothri

        *goofy grin*

      2. LeaLeonis

        *shameful nod*

        1. N0083rP00F

          *Smirk*

        2. zsquaredagain

          *Batman’s eyes narrow*

        3. MeHael

          *rubs temples*

        4. Azumango

          *Unforgiving Glare*

        5. ADHadh

          With a gravatar to match.

        6. Alex C

          *spidey sense tingling*

        7. wandering meme

          ……..*fart*

        8. Plasma Mongoose

          *leer creepily*

        9. Kernanator

          *drunken smile*

        10. OhHayMike

          *cautious glance*

        11. Sam

          *Spock Eyebrow Quirk*

        12. Aizat

          Fascinating.

        13. fellixe

          *Spit take*

        14. BD

          *Meditation*

    3. bassclefjeff

      *faceplam*

      1. Usayasha

        *faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacepalm*

  2. Jen Aside

    Billie put her shirt BACK ON??

    Maybe she IS superdrunk…

    1. David Herbert

      Or she already nailed a dude and redressed to go nail another.

      1. Rowen Morland

        “Billie you nailed a guy already? It’s been no more than five minutes”

        1. Anon

          Silly. ‘fore nailin y’get prenailed, so y’get supernailed quicker!

      2. wandering meme

        maybe she just passed the slightly embarrased phase of her drinking cycle, and went back to giddy drunk.

    2. Laika

      Billie’s excessive party experience has taught her that shedding clothes while drunk is a fast way to lose them for good. Or at the very least having to travel all across town to go pick up that cardigan…

    3. Alex C

      She’ll raise her ‘flag again’.

      1. Spazman

        damn if I knew where she was from I’d make a reference to The South.

  3. LimeTH

    Man, she DOES work fast.

  4. gangler

    God, they make such a wonderful pair. The self-aware duo!

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Sorry, I thought you were talking about the other wonderful pair for a moment. MY BAD!

      1. gangler

        Also quite a nice pair, but then I have to wonder how the nickname came to be. Maybe a Bebe’s Boobs Destroy Society type situation?

      2. Kernanator

        They ARE quite beautiful.

      3. wandering meme

        mike gave all their mom’s a package between her wonderful pair…

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          A roll of nickels

    2. artemi

      Joyce x Dorothy is my new ship, forever!

  5. Bobnotk

    At least Joyce is being friendly…

    1. A random reader

      I think it’s adorable. Most people I know (and I, too) only talk with people they know or stand by themselves alone at a party.

      1. milk experiment

        Well, she was the most well-socialized in her homeschool group.

        1. Lulu

          XD

  6. Jimmy

    Dorothy and Joyce…two sides of the same coin?

    1. wererat2000

      shy and innocent curiosity and mature decisiveness to the point being at times judgmental?

      1. Jimmy

        Something like that, with the only difference being faith vs. science.

  7. Ridureyu

    SUPERDRUNK would make a great superhero.

    1. madock345

      apparently I got ninja’d on super drunk hero

      1. madd

        That’s ok. You can still be the super drunk hero in your neighborhood.

        1. Roborat

          Yea, it’s a franchise, just pick your territory.

    2. RachelEvil

      Wasn’t that Iron Man?

      1. Valdrax

        Zing!

        1. Walking meme

          haiyo!

    3. Aizat

      Faster than a speeding dart, more powerful than a toy locomotive, able to leap a model building in a single bound. Look, down on the floor, it’s a mess, it’s a someone’s stuff, NO IT’S SUPERDRUNK!

      P.S: Yeah, I don’t think this joke through.

      1. N0083rP00F

        Is that not Andy Capp?

      2. Spazman

        Faster than a speeding dart, more powerful than a toy locomotive, able to leap a model building in a single bound. Look, down on the floor, it’s some vomit, it’s a someone’s stuff, NO IT’S SUPERDRUNK!

        Fixed

  8. criskrzysiu

    ouuu.. party virgins

    1. Rognik

      That works more than one way, even! They could be /party/ virgins or party /virgins/.

  9. Henry

    “Hi, I’m Joyce!”
    “I’m Batman.”

    Joyce and Batman meet and embark on an epic ‘ship.

    1. Djw175

      But, what happens when Daisy gets in the middle of it?

      1. Undrave

        Daisy is chasing boob windows remember?

      2. emeraldbeacon

        http://oi54.tinypic.com/2sb1m51.jpg

        1. Valdrax

          Brilliant! I doff my monocle to you, chap.

        2. sir buzzkillington III

          ಠ_ರೃ indeed.

        3. invisiblemoose

          I LOLed.

        4. Henry

          Where would you like the internet you just won?

        5. saturnwonder

          I just snorted my drink from laughing, That was awesome!

  10. Eri

    Joyce and Dorothy are a surprisingly good match.

    1. Heavensrun

      Shiiiiip.

      1. Joraiem

        Not just a ship, the GREATEST OF ALL SHIPS! The UNSINKABLE VESSEL! The-

        Oh wait it sank on iceberg Wait-A-Second-This-Shit-Makes-No-Sense

        1. Eri

          it’s ok, it’s as good as a submarine as it is a ship.

          Oh, wait…

  11. A. Colunga

    I don’t believe in getting predrunk because that involves using prefree booze.
    (but I do occasionally bmob to the party)

    1. iSaidCandleja-

      That’s only if you go to parties where all the booze is free. That didn’t include most of the parties around my school, so people would pregame with shots of something really potent, like 151 proof rum.

      1. Khrene Cleaver

        Billie is a horny bangable half Asian freshman GIRL. That’s a perfect recipe for free booze at college parties.

    2. Roborat

      Definately predrink if you are going to a bar, waaaaaaaay cheaper. When I was young(er), we would frequently skip the going to a bar part and just continue with the predrinking at home.

  12. Plasma Mongoose

    Billie looks middleaged, YIKES!

    1. Mkvenner

      Alcohol tends to do that to most people.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Is that so? *mhmmmm*

    2. Random Webcomics Junkie

      I think it’s because at this angle her glasses look kinda like wrinkles.

      Also the alcohol kind of radiates out of her like beautiful rays of liver failure.

  13. madock345

    everything joyce does is cute,
    also, Yay Billie! Superdrunk needs to team up with amazi-girl.

  14. Ryune

    Man, I wish more people did this at parties. There’d be less awkward standing around.

    1. Seerow

      Seconded. However the downside mentioned above is that involves using non-free booze. Really why get drunk on your own booze when you can get drunk on a friends’?

      1. Ryune

        No no, I meant going around and saying hello to everyone.

    2. Doom Shepherd

      Well, it certainly seems to be going as well as my technique of pretending to be an airplane.

      Oh, wait… That’s POST-drunk.

  15. MarcinMN

    Aside from the alcohol, this look like a pretty tame party considering the way Roz built it up when she invited Dorothy.

    Maybe it doesn’t truly get wild until Roz gets there. =P

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      …wearing a condom costume perhaps?

      1. Kernanator

        You called?

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          I should have known. 😛

      2. Khrene Cleaver

        Awwww yeeeaaahhh full body condoms! I feel like I’m banging zero suit samus!

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          That was so totally Joe.

        2. Kernanator

          Yep: Horny manchild with a dash of nerd.

    2. Henry

      The party don’t start till Roz walks in…

    3. Jimmy

      I can imagine Roz talking to Leslie at this moment about the details of her plan to hook her up with Robin.

  16. Nifar

    *Sigh* No, Billie, that’s when you go to a bar, or any other place you have to pay for the booze. I suppose you could do it before a party, if you just really liked the idea of waking up in a strange bed the next morning.

    1. gangler

      She does.

      1. Undrave

        Poor Billie, seems to be the only way she can have fun. She needs to hang out with Walky on McNugget nights :p

        1. fellixe

          Can you spike McNuggets?

        2. ryan

          beer battered and served with jack daniels bbq sauce? with a 40 to drink?

    2. Everyl

      Has Billie woken up in her own bed yet in this comic? I know she’s woken up in a chair, on the floor, and in her RA’s closet, off the top of my head.

      1. Rognik

        Maybe the first night. Maybe.

      2. Roborat

        Wait, how did she get on top of your head?

      3. gangler

        After she woke up in the RA’s closet she returned to her own bed, slept some more, and was still there when Joyce woke her up for class. I think she might just have a 1 “Wake up in an unfamiliar location” per day quota she has to meet.

    3. Trae Dorn

      Most house parties charge you to drink…

      This is what happens: Group of upper classmen rent house. They throw a party. At the party they charge for booze to the underagers who can’t get into the bars. The underagers are all super drunk and staggering home to their dorms by midnight. The people who ran the party take the money and go out to the bars until bar close.

      Left over money generated by the party then pays for rent.

      1. Fauxlosopher

        Very much so. The house I lived in got a keg or two and sold cups for five bucks a pop. Usually had Pabst. We also had a minifridge under the house bar where we stored four pitchers we filled from the keg, so four lines, less waiting. Epic times.

      2. Nifar

        Huh. That’s actually not a bad plan if you don’t immediately blow your cash on more booze.

  17. Plasma Mongoose

    All SuperDrunk needs is a lighter to activate her super power: FLAMEBREATH

    1. Kernanator

      Plasma, who is your avatar supposed to be this time? I recognize the style obviously.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        A photoshopped Momo, as pink doesn’t look too good with a red background.

        1. Kernanator

          Is she photoshopped to look like someone in particular?

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          Not really, I just like the look and modified Momo to give her more of that DoA look + my standard red background.

        3. Joraiem

          New Momo is freaking adorable.

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          I shudder to think what Pintsize would be like in a more human body, boobs will never be safe again.

        5. Roborat

          Ah, I thought that looked like Momo.

    2. lokitsu

      Now if Billie really were a Drunken Master she’d have nothing to worry about from the RA.

      1. TheBenenator

        I’m trying to think of a Jade Empire joke here, but I’m coming up as empty as a post-Billiepocalypse bar.

    3. Aizat

      What? No Drunken Fist? For shame.

  18. Kernanator

    Superdrunk: For when regular drunk isn’t enough, try Superdrunk.

  19. Daeva

    So, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that Billie’s the default ‘drunk girl at a party’ at any party she attends.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      So Billie is the designated drinker for tonight? Who better!

      1. Seerow

        I’d honestly vote for Joyce. Drunk Billy is expected, drunk Joyce would be a barrel of laughs.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Only if someone adds vodka to her Sprite.

        2. Aizat

          And then she’ll be just like Vodka Drunkeski.

        3. Daeva

          She’d become a boxing Russian stereotype?

          Okay, yeah that’d be awesome.

        4. MM

          I get the feeling Joyce has a surprisingly high tolerance level. That, or drinking makes her go all philosophical.

        5. Khrene Cleaver

          I know a girl who sorta is both. She gets drunk and wants to write an essay. Ironically her Asian boyfriend is a lightweight and loves to tell stories in vietnamese.

    2. Ancestral Hamster

      Ah, so she’ll teach everyone “The Bestiality Song” then. Joy.

      1. Tenn

        The hedgehog can never be buggered at all?

        1. Ancestral Hamster

          No, that one actually has some creativity to the lyrics. The version I was reluctantly introduced to by a loud drunken blonde was pretty repetitious.

        2. Aescapulius

          If I remember from my heady highschool days…

          “A hedgehog can never be buggered,
          For a hedgehog has too many spines!
          That’s why you use a hedge-trimmer,
          For then you’ll be just fine!”

          It swiftly gets worse from there.

  20. T Campbell

    It’s nice to see Billie really putting some work into the things she’s passionate about.

  21. ScytheAkse

    pregameing. oorah

  22. Digidestined of Trust (Tim)

    Here’s the Digimon example of being SUPERDRUNK! The Digimon’s name is Nanimon. In the English version they decided they’d call it Soda because it wouldn’t be appropriate to call it by what it actually was: Beer of course. Anyways, to get out of the whole situation of him working them half to death, one of the Numemon threw down numerous bottles of beer to him.

    The video is in Spanish, but I think it’s more than self explanatory.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cDdGTnDHuQ

    1. Digidestined of Trust (Tim)

      Here’s the English so you can see the whole thing. Skip to 6:09, that’s where the whole idea begins. Anyways, this is what Billie reminded me of when I saw this tonight.

      1. NCP19

        Haha, I remember that episode. Clearly Billie is the female version of Nanimon

    2. Romanticide

      I think that is italian… but is definitely not spanish.

      1. Roborat

        I can’t decide if you avatar is cute, or slightly creepy.

  23. Avi

    I’m guessing the “party” is Robin’s Value of Family Rally.

  24. shoeboxjeddy

    Joyce is totally being a normal, sociable, and pleasant person. Hasn’t whipped out a Bible or screamed at people for drinking or anything. I’m so proud *tear*

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      She wouldn’t use Bibles, they are too heavy, Chick Tracts are way lighter.

      1. lawzlo

        …And way, way crazier. Actually, I would love to see a massive graphic novel where Jack Chick retells the Bible, but filtered through his own, unique brand of nutso.

      2. Joraiem

        Hey, Joyce may be a little overzealous with her faith, but she’s not EVIL.

        1. begbert2

          She *does* carry Chick Tracts on her person, you know. (At least when she’s not lunching with Dorothy.) Unless they’re merely like security blankets to her, presumably she does get evil with them once in a while and show them to people.

        2. Joraiem

          Until it happens onscreen, she’s still not evil. >.< She's too cute to be evil! Look at her!

  25. Ancestral Hamster

    Isn’t anyone polite enough to acknowledge Joyce? I’m glad she’s trying to make a go of her first college party, but someone could at least say “Hi” and point her toward the refreshments.

    And Dorothy’s 4th panel punchline is great.

  26. lawzlo

    I wonder if drunk/nice Mike is going to be at this party…

    1. Sir Robin

      I hope so, and Ethan because I want to see more Joyce / Ethan interaction

  27. Muzquiz J

    *does the protective thing for billie to the point where vodka isn’t 50% of either blood stream* @ ___ @ woo!~

  28. dchorror

    I thought that advice only applied when you were going to bars so you didn’t spend too much.

  29. Kaci

    ANSWER TO QUESTION FROM EXPERIENCE TALKING TO MY HOUSEMATES: Only on your birthday

  30. TheBenenator

    No, Joyce. That is not a thing. It is not something that ever started being a thing. h0nk.

  31. venerablemonster

    Pre-partying is just good business.

  32. Scot

    It’s called pregaming, Joyce. And Billie fucked it up by just getting superdrunk from the get-go.

    1. gangler

      Game over, man! Game over!

      1. Aizat

        Relax Hudson. There’s no xenomorphs around here.

        1. Sam

          By my scanner says they’re right on top of us. *Looks up* Oh Shi-

          SCREEEEEE!!!!!

  33. Robert in San Diego

    When will Joyce stop self-deprecating herself with the “I’m just a homeschooled girl” label?

    1. begbert2

      I can’t help but think she’s always saying it half-ironically – I don’t think she thinks being home-schooled is a bad thing. (Though she does realize that it includes a possibility of limited socialization.)

      And after she has a semester of college under her belt, she’ll be technically unqualified to call herself ‘just homeschooled’, so maybe she’ll stop then.

      1. Rognik

        So the joke’s still good for another RL decade then? :p

  34. Deirdre Mundy

    Oh dear— I think my kids may be part of Joyce’s old homeschool group!

  35. Phillip Wilde

    Ah, pregaming. If you get the timing just right, you can get away with not buying a single drink once you get to the bar/club. That’s alcoholism on a budget! ^_^

  36. Deirdre Mundy

    Though, if she’s from La Porte, she can’t be THAT sheltered– heck, she must have been to Chicago or South Bend before…..

    1. David

      Oh, you can be from La Porte and that sheltered.

      Believe me.

      1. Deirdre Mundy

        David– I’m guessing I just don’t meet those people then, because they’re SO sheltered. Though we do have some neo-amish-wannabe homeschoolers lurking, but Joyce doesn’t dress right for one of them– I mean, she wears PANTS, for goodness sake!

        One thing to keep in mind– even the most “Holy, Sheltered” families usually have a druggie uncle lurking somewhere– often the “sheltering” reflex is a response to really messy family problems that the kids are familiar with…..

        1. David

          Obviously I need to drop more hints that Joyce is me, in that I am from La Porte, and I was sheltered in exactly the same way.

        2. Bill M.

          So wait… You’re Walky (namesake) AND you’re Joyce (sheltered childhood)… and said characters you created and admit to being have done the “deed.” My mind is going like 7 different ways with that right now, and I am just as confused as when I saw Mike’s puppy dog eyes…

        3. David

          I’m also Billie (alcoholic).

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          So are many of the women in your stories represent you eh?

          You wouldn’t happen to have gender dysphoria by any chance?

        5. David

          It may surprise you to learn that males and females in fact share many feelings and emotions despite having different plumbing.

          It’s almost like girls are also people.

        6. Milosh

          No offense to one of my favorite comic strippers but you (referring to Mr. Willis above) are kind of quick to jump to conclusions/insult-slinging sometimes. Not everyone is happy with a character’s race being changed for arbitrary reasons? RACISM! Someone makes a joke about how you use female characters to represent yourself? SEXISM! Just saying….

        7. Plasma Mongoose

          GIRLS ARE PEOPLE?

          HOLY SHIT!!!

          My world-view has been shattered! 😛

        8. Fauxlosopher

          Every webcomic character is a part of the creator in some way or another, be it an author avatar or a friend that is a part of the creators life.

          I’d like to meet the author who writes anything ever that doesn’t have any part of themselves in it.

        9. Joe

          What part of you is Ninja Rick?

        10. David

          Ninja Rick is an exact copy of one of my art college peers. Find him here: http://cougaraphics.com/

        11. Asuka L.S.

          I need brain bleach now. Thanks.

        12. saturnwonder

          Like-wise

  37. begbert2

    Is it just me, or is Billie by far the most drunk and disorderly thing at this party? The rest of it just seems like a polite and calm get-together.

    Though admittedly, if there is music, we can’t hear it. (Though we can deduce that the characters can hear each other at least.)

    1. Ancestral Hamster

      It certainly seems Billie is the drunk and disorderly thing at the party.

  38. N0083rP00F

    This is not your parents DnD ….

  39. Buckybone

    She may be wasted, but she hasn’t been roofied.

    Yet.

    1. fellixe

      Or she has been roofied and her tolerance is amazing.

  40. Jason

    I object to Dorothy’s punchline. I *would* expect Dorothy to know more than Joyce, because she’s definitely not as sheltered as Joyce. For one thing, she’s implied she’s had sex. And I would expect her to know about getting pre-drunk, though not participate in it.

    Also, I hope we get to see some more rarely-seen characters here, like Tony or perhaps Beef. And if it’s a real party, I expect Joe to show up.

    1. begbert2

      Dorothy’s pretty clean-cut, though. I would have expected her to spend her time studying or moving in social circles focused on specific goals or accomplishments, to the point that she might never have been to even a high-school level of party. Going to parties where beer is served risks being caught there and labeled as a delinquent, after all.

      And who knows, maybe Joe’s having his own private party elsewhere, if you know what I mean.

      1. Yusaku777

        Oh cheese, people, am I really going to have to be the one to say it?

        “With his penis.”

        There, you happy now?

    2. Spazman

      has Faz shown up yet?

  41. Kernanator

    Even superdrunk, Billie is still covering her drink.

  42. Richie9999

    Haha, silly Billy doesn’t even know the proper terminology, that or she’s too drunk to say pregaming.

  43. Haituri

    What is Dorothy wearing under her pink top? A bra with a single strap that attaches in the middle?
    Is this some new-fangled form of fashion-undie?

    O.o

    1. Moonshine McGee

      It’s one of them halter-or-tank-top-loose-t-shirt kinda deals.

      1. Moonshine McGee

        and according to the last comic, there’s strap visible in the back, so it’s not a halter.

    2. agentksilver

      I would guess that when she pulled her tank top back on, she pulled the neckline down farther than the top of her bra, either on purpose or to be more enticing. Not difficult, considering the size of the bra necessary for her (she’s probably a D cup at least).

      1. Kernanator

        They’re talking about Dorothy, the one in pink, not Billie, the drunk girl.

    3. artemi

      …The hell you talking about? Just go back one strip, you can clearly see the back of the strap is going straight down. She’s just wearing a normal bra with a slochy shoulder shirt. http://thestylechild.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/top.jpg?w=236&h=414

      Of course, it appears to be a RED bra, so I guess she is trying to slum it a little, here…

  44. vlademir1

    I’m kinda half expecting Joe to show up with Roz, and then wake up with Billie to end Friday and start Saturday.

    1. Jimmy

      We’ll have to wait another 8 months to see if you’re right or not.

  45. Speaky2k

    This is great because my girlfriend is from La Porte, IN and she is a world class drinker. She was however NOT home schooled.

  46. Moonshine McGee

    It seems odd that people aren’t talking to someone with Joyce’s homeric sweater puppies. Especially since she’s wearing a sweater.

    1. Kernanator

      “Homeric”? Are you saying that people would write poems about them?

      1. Sam

        Oh, how beautiful
        Hidden from sight, yet so clear
        Your sweater puppies

        Not an epic length poem, I know, but it was the best I could do on short notice. Give me some time and I could probably write a sonnet.

        1. Asuka L.S.

          I’d read a sonnet about Joyce’s sweater puppies.

        2. Kernanator

          Same here.

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          As more of a philistine myself, I would rather motorboat them rather than read a sonnet on the subject.

        4. fellixe

          A very practical choice.

        5. Wix

          I’m sure Walky has done that multiple times in the other universe.

        6. Asuka L.S.

          You’re a flippin’ GENIUS! Why read about them when I can TOUCH them? Then again, motorboating is something I have always found to be very awkward to do. It’s just not that much fun, in my opinion.

          I could go further into detail as to the alternatives I prefer, but that would lead to a candidate for most awkward comment in the thread. I think I’ll exercise wisdom and not do so.

    2. Joraiem

      Oh, I’m sure they will be chatting her up soon, but they’ll get frustrated and leave when she won’t take the sweater off.

      Or worse, takes it off and the sweater vest is under it.

  47. Booger.

    Your bra strap is showing. Your argument is invalid.

    1. begbert2

      I thought it was ‘your bra strap is showing – I concede’.

      Unless I happen to be wearing a bow tie. Nothing beats a bow tie.

      1. Aizat

        Except fezzes.

      2. Fauxlosopher

        Unless you’re Jason.

  48. Matrix374

    And to think I started reading this yesterday.
    I just hope I still have a longway until I catch up to the latest shortpacked

    1. Matrix374

      Why am I monkey master
      I never asked for this

    2. artemi

      It happens. Gravatars, I mean. They’ll switch again in a few months, and who know’s who you’ll be then!

      Also, Shortpacked has been going on for well longer then a year. Even longer if you start with It’s Walky! (chronologically the first series int the SP! timeline. I haven’t even really bothered to start my dive yet; I’m gonna need a week or something, I suspect…

      Good luck!

      1. begbert2

        Even longer if you start with Roomies!, which is the actual first series in the SP! timeline – and incidentally the most-similar ancestor to Dumbing of Age, as it was a comic about Danny and Joe entering college, and running into Joyce and Sarah, and eventually most/all the rest of the characters you see in DoA! were introduced in one form or another. Of course, Roomies introduced gags involving aliens, which eventually stopped being gags and redirected the comic far, far away from its ‘college comedy’ roots – which is likely why Willis decided to do DoA!: to go back to the comic’s original roots without the baggage it’d accumulated over the years, to allow him to play with the old cast in new ways, without the interference of aliens this time.

        1. Matrix374

          Yeah I started with roomes.
          Can’t believe I’m almost finished.I just started on Wednesday

  49. Joraiem

    Is it just me, or are Joyce’s eyes distinctly fixed to Billie’s cleavage?

    It really looks like she’s just staring down that top.

    1. Matrix374

      Alcohol

  50. saturnwonder

    I love you guys 🙂

  51. Cristofori

    …I live in a La Porte…
    …please excuse me while I knock on every door, looking for Joyce’s family 😀

    1. David

      I imagine their house is somewhere on Johnson Road between La Porte and Michigan City.

  52. Max

    JOYCE IS FROM La Porte!? I’M FROM La Porte!! OH MY GOD PEOPLE HERE ARE TALKING ABOUT JOHNSON ROAD! MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD IS FLASHING BEFORE MY EYES! CAPS LOCK!!!!!

    1. John

      Where the heck is La porte IN. ?

      Just kidding, I stayed at the fairgrounds back in the summer of ’08. Some of our staff got some shirts from the Local Walmart saying: “Where the heck is La Porte IN.”

      I also experienced my first Tornado there, but that’s a story for another day.

  53. Lis

    Note to everyone out there. Underaged drinking causes your tolerance to spike majorly and makes it way more expensive to get drunk in adulthood. Please, be a cheap drunk wait til twenty-one. *nods seriously*

    Ok so the fact is I hated the taste of Alcohol until after I was 21 and was slowly introduced to some good liquor but while I have friends who make fun of me for being a lightweight I look at the packs of beers they buy that last a week and mine that last a month and I’m not too upset at my life choices.

  54. Gram91

    It’s funny, what Billlie said sounds like complete BS to me, but then I found out that my neighbors do that too.

  55. Silvester Crow

    I love going back and re reading. It’s like the world is slowly getting more beautiful with each frame, when it’s been only a few weeks after this on the current page.

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