That’s why she looks the maddest in the last panel. Joe’s admission means that it was just not a random clueless dudebro thing to say but that she brought it upon herself. A horndog being casually misogynist would normally barely make a blip on Sarah’s cynical weariness. Being outsmarted by the said horndog is a whole different thing.
Well I guess this means Joyce won the comic contest!…Or she and Becky came up with a really funny strip that will win her the comic contest! The rules of happiness vampirism are absolute!
At a guess, right after Becky wandered off, Dorothy kissed Joyce and declared her eternal love.
…you know, I never thought about it, but if Dorothy and Joyce did get together, that’d be a huge stick in Becky’s craw.
RassilonTDavros
I mean I wouldn’t exactly call kissing “dirty.”
Shaith86
I would, the human mouth is disgusting.
Clif
Millions of bacteria would disagree.
milu
when will this anti-bacteria bigotry end
Sirksome
Good thing it won’t happen in this universe. Even if I personally think Joyce has had a enough bi moments that I could see her going gay for Dorothy, the future president has said before she’s extremely straight.
milu
…which is a thing 19-year-olds famously never find out they had been wrong about =P
plasticwrap
Joyce has had bi moments?
Rose by Any Other Name
Less “Joyce just won the contest” and more “Joyce just had her first orgasm”.
Which would probably be rather embarrassing just sitting in the chair next to Dorothy.
I mean, don’t most people generally look more attractive when they look happy? The comment isn’t problematic for being false, it’s problematic because on its face what you’re telling the person is that you don’t really care why they’re not smiling and just want them to smile.
It also suggests that the speaker does not consider the person’s happiness to be a goal in itself, but only as a means to the end of supplying prettiness to the consumers thereof.
Jason
I was just thinking that. “You look prettier when you’re happy” is much nicer than “you’re prettier when you smile”. It also implies that the speaker is intimate enough with the other person to recognise a genuine smile.
Reltzik
In this case, Joe considered ending the person’s happiness a goal in itself. Because challenge.
Yeah this is the kind of thing you acknowledge like “you’re in a good mood today”, not “you should smile more because it makes you prettier”.
Is Joe incapable of giving a complement that isn’t backhanded, even if his intentions are good? Remember when he said he liked Joyce’s glasses and that they made her “look smart” (thereby implying she didn’t look smart before)?
zee
I mean, this time he was trying to be an ass so I don’t think it should be taken into consideration
Demoted Oblivious
Joe hasn’t struck me as the sort to neg people. This game with Sarah was just that, a (kind of) stated challenge. But Joe’s usual attempts at seducing women seem to have been very direct. He does have a kind of “damn it Danny” thing going on though, so maybe theres more there that I’m just not remembering today.
…see, when you said Mike “Classic” I’m assuming you meant theDumbiverse Mike, but I initially thought you meant the original Walkyverse Mike. Which would be wildly implausible for a college comic considering he would have to be at least 40 or so by now— hell, he was already visibly graying at the temples by the time Shortpacked! ended.
Blackdrazon
Mike crashes into the universe via a locker like the webcomic-hopping strangle robot from Starslip Crisis.
Blackdrazon
Alternately: Just the webcomic-hopping strangle robot from Starslip Crisis.
Clif
Nonsense. Mike will just show up again one day and there will never be any explanation.
It is my headcanon now that Mike just works at Galasso’s Pizza (and Subs).
Socks
No, no, he works at McAwesome’s Sushi, but no one will ever recognize him there, because he’s always drunk, and consequently smiling and friendly.
Jhon
… web-hopping …
You mean that thing could show up here?
Khyrin
The Dumbiverse is where Mike went between his death in It’s Walky and his resurrection in Shortpacked!.
James
OG Walkyverse included at least one instance of universe-hopping that I recall, technically it’s possible.
Needfuldoer
Without spoiling anything, dimension-hopping was a major part of a mid-Shortpacked! arc, and was featured in the April Fool’s Day update a couple years ago.
ASTAPHE
And there was the crossover with Fans! that involved dimension hopping.
At the beginning of the school year Mike punched Joe in the face. Obviously what’s happened now is the energy signature from those punches attracted Mike’s energy after his life force has been entirely spent
I’m sorry, but are trying to say happiness makes a person stupid her, Willis? Because Sarah is more intelligent than that. And even being in an…unusual for her…emotional state, shouldn’t have kept from seeing that possibility a mile away.
216 thoughts on “Prettier”
Ana Chronistic
good job breaking her, Joe
(to be fair, those WAS fightin’ woids)
Demoted Oblivious
Yo Joe! Knowing is half the battle.
Clif
Who doesn’t love a good challenge?
Yet_One_More_Idiot
Hopefully now that we’ve seen happy!Sarah once, she may make a return again sometime in the future…after not-so-much time, next time. xD
Jane
Damn it, Joe.
Deanatay
Oh, come on, she practically dared him.
Mister Gray
She triple dogged dared him with that line.
Pylgrim
That’s why she looks the maddest in the last panel. Joe’s admission means that it was just not a random clueless dudebro thing to say but that she brought it upon herself. A horndog being casually misogynist would normally barely make a blip on Sarah’s cynical weariness. Being outsmarted by the said horndog is a whole different thing.
Sirksome
Well I guess this means Joyce won the comic contest!…Or she and Becky came up with a really funny strip that will win her the comic contest! The rules of happiness vampirism are absolute!
Rose by Any Other Name
I was just thinking that.
Well, no, mine was dirtier than that. But the same basic idea.
He Who Abides
Do tell.
Andy
At a guess, right after Becky wandered off, Dorothy kissed Joyce and declared her eternal love.
…you know, I never thought about it, but if Dorothy and Joyce did get together, that’d be a huge stick in Becky’s craw.
RassilonTDavros
I mean I wouldn’t exactly call kissing “dirty.”
Shaith86
I would, the human mouth is disgusting.
Clif
Millions of bacteria would disagree.
milu
when will this anti-bacteria bigotry end
Sirksome
Good thing it won’t happen in this universe. Even if I personally think Joyce has had a enough bi moments that I could see her going gay for Dorothy, the future president has said before she’s extremely straight.
milu
…which is a thing 19-year-olds famously never find out they had been wrong about =P
plasticwrap
Joyce has had bi moments?
Rose by Any Other Name
Less “Joyce just won the contest” and more “Joyce just had her first orgasm”.
Which would probably be rather embarrassing just sitting in the chair next to Dorothy.
Thag Simmons
Oh no my hubris!
Octopus Ink
Joe should know by now that there are just some things that you don;t say to certain people… EVER.
Zippotricks McEdgelord
He took a gender studies class, and he’s using his knowledge for evil.
Xtifr
Don’t you mean Sarah should know…? 😀
JaneDoe
*insert “why not both” gif here* ?
Suet
60 to 0 real quick. Parting is such sweet sorrow
Then again, Joe just said what all of us were thinking, so what does that make us?
Clif
Better than Joe?
Sarda
I mean, don’t most people generally look more attractive when they look happy? The comment isn’t problematic for being false, it’s problematic because on its face what you’re telling the person is that you don’t really care why they’re not smiling and just want them to smile.
Agemegos
It also suggests that the speaker does not consider the person’s happiness to be a goal in itself, but only as a means to the end of supplying prettiness to the consumers thereof.
Jason
I was just thinking that. “You look prettier when you’re happy” is much nicer than “you’re prettier when you smile”. It also implies that the speaker is intimate enough with the other person to recognise a genuine smile.
Reltzik
In this case, Joe considered ending the person’s happiness a goal in itself. Because challenge.
Needfuldoer
Yeah this is the kind of thing you acknowledge like “you’re in a good mood today”, not “you should smile more because it makes you prettier”.
Is Joe incapable of giving a complement that isn’t backhanded, even if his intentions are good? Remember when he said he liked Joyce’s glasses and that they made her “look smart” (thereby implying she didn’t look smart before)?
zee
I mean, this time he was trying to be an ass so I don’t think it should be taken into consideration
Demoted Oblivious
Joe hasn’t struck me as the sort to neg people. This game with Sarah was just that, a (kind of) stated challenge. But Joe’s usual attempts at seducing women seem to have been very direct. He does have a kind of “damn it Danny” thing going on though, so maybe theres more there that I’m just not remembering today.
Beau Kirin Maysey
Im imaging the sound of a tower of Jenga blocks falling over in Panel 3
Varangian
I’m mad at how perfect this sound cue is.
BBCC
I mean, that sentence by itself is a challenge to her to kill you, Joe.
Varangian
Pull a Temple of Doom on him, Sarah
Needfuldoer
KALI-MAA!
Ruth sneaks off with the femurs while Sarah’s distracted with the heart.
Reltzik
To be fair, MOST things Joe does or says is a challenge for someone to kill him.
Proto_Eevee
Joe is new mike
Doctor_Who
At this point who ISN’T New Mike?
…Do you think this is a big publicity stunt and Willis intends to introduce Mike Classic in a couple years?
RassilonTDavros
…see, when you said Mike “Classic” I’m assuming you meant theDumbiverse Mike, but I initially thought you meant the original Walkyverse Mike. Which would be wildly implausible for a college comic considering he would have to be at least 40 or so by now— hell, he was already visibly graying at the temples by the time Shortpacked! ended.
Blackdrazon
Mike crashes into the universe via a locker like the webcomic-hopping strangle robot from Starslip Crisis.
Blackdrazon
Alternately: Just the webcomic-hopping strangle robot from Starslip Crisis.
Clif
Nonsense. Mike will just show up again one day and there will never be any explanation.
Proto_Eevee
It is my headcanon now that Mike just works at Galasso’s Pizza (and Subs).
Socks
No, no, he works at McAwesome’s Sushi, but no one will ever recognize him there, because he’s always drunk, and consequently smiling and friendly.
Jhon
… web-hopping …
You mean that thing could show up here?
Khyrin
The Dumbiverse is where Mike went between his death in It’s Walky and his resurrection in Shortpacked!.
James
OG Walkyverse included at least one instance of universe-hopping that I recall, technically it’s possible.
Needfuldoer
Without spoiling anything, dimension-hopping was a major part of a mid-Shortpacked! arc, and was featured in the April Fool’s Day update a couple years ago.
ASTAPHE
And there was the crossover with Fans! that involved dimension hopping.
Jane
Well, that does sound like something Mike would do…
Hoboturtle
You see there is going to be a bunch of new Mikes. A young Mike clone, a black Mike, a Mike Energy being and a evil half cyborg Mike.
I heard they’re going to be all imposters and the real Mike will show up with a hip 90s haircut.
NickG
Nice SP callback.
Yet_One_More_Idiot
A Mike Clone? Is that anything like a Cy Clone? That would definitely be a huge twist(er)! xD
Demoted Oblivious
Old Mike isn’t New Mike. He tried out for the part, but instead of breaking a leg he just fell flat.
Sporky
At the beginning of the school year Mike punched Joe in the face. Obviously what’s happened now is the energy signature from those punches attracted Mike’s energy after his life force has been entirely spent
Keulen
Almost every character seems to be competing to be the new Mike at this point.
Yakumo
I’m sorry, but are trying to say happiness makes a person stupid her, Willis? Because Sarah is more intelligent than that. And even being in an…unusual for her…emotional state, shouldn’t have kept from seeing that possibility a mile away.
Lori
Have you never said anything dumb because you were feeling good and not thinking things through? Like, I WISH it seemed improbable to me lmao
Yakumo
Yes, but there is a limit. I have never challenged that water is wet for instance (liquid state for the pendactics).
Thag Simmons
Euphoria often leads to overconfidence
HeinousActsZX
Even the self-aware humor thing isn’t funny here, Joe is just being a total asshole here and I hope he pays for it.
Joyfulldreams
Hey you?? I didn’t know you read this comic!
HeinousActsZX
Been reading for almost 9 years at this point, yeah. Nice to see you too.
Clif
Which comment section did you two meet in and is the comic worth a look?
HeinousActsZX
We met on discord a long while back.
Thag Simmons
I mean he’s got like five seconds tops before Sarah brutally murders him
Clif
Nah, her baseball bat isn’t handy.