PSL
Posted on May 10, 2014 by David M Willis

138 thoughts on “PSL”

  1. Jen Aside

    MINDWIPES

    I see what you did there

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Almost as useful as babywipes. 😛

      1. Doctor_Who

        One can rid you of disgusting filth. The other is great for cleaning baby butts.

        1. Opus the Poet

          +1

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          Also +1

        3. AgentKeen

          +1 x3 multiplier

        4. Yet_One_More_Idiot

          I’m willing to place a bet that Dorothy later asks Walky to dress up as a churchmouse again during their lovemaking, and then pretends it was just a joke.

          Anyone willing to take it? 😛

        5. Jack Finch

          Not sure. I can see Dorothy dressing up as a wedge of cheese for halloween though.

        6. Yet_One_More_Idiot

          Yasssssss, that would be a great couples’ costume for them at Hallowe’en, Walky!Mouse and Cheese!Dorothy

          Joyce prolly wouldn’t dress up for Hallowe’en though, it’s an evil pagan tradition after all. 😛

        7. Chris

          I think first she might try to sneak a preview by putting her cupped hands on either side of his head. He might not even notice if he is otherwise occupied.

    2. Edster

      MIB get around..

      1. Jen Aside

        …something just occurred to me XD

        [I’m making a collection!]

        1. Parnifia the Bastard

          …WHAT THE HELL.

  2. Opus the Poet

    Nightmares huh?

  3. Geminia999

    So Dorothy’s into turds then?

    1. AgentKeen

      Hopefully Joyce isn’t forced to google that next.

      1. JustCheetoDust

        Tricked, not forced. No one put a gun to her head and said she has to enter “strap-ons” in the Google search field.

        1. Cody B

          Well, it happened off pannel so the jury’s still out.

        2. Led

          Yeah… Where was Mike when that happened?

        3. Parnifia the Bastard

          There’s an obvious joke here, and it has to do with a nickel.

          ‘Nuff said.

    2. Jen Aside

      It’s a little curious that Joyce’s willing to say “turd” when Discovery Channel was told to bleep that.

      1. MakingAPoint

        I doubt Joyce was allowed to watch the Discovery Channel, it supports the myth of evolution!

      2. Opus the Poet

        Actually DC made Mythbusters bleep “turd” but allowed poop, scat, dung, feces…

        1. Jen Aside

          Dung is fairly scientific, though! I mean, BEETLES.

  4. AgentKeen

    Well crap, now both Joyces have willingly chosen a mindwipe.

    1. Hoboturtle

      Same for Walky considering how long it took him to remember he was even in the video.

  5. Yotomoe

    And by nightmares I mean my incredibly long and sexual dreams.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Adds a whole new meaning to the term book-bindings. 😀

  6. Tunaro

    See now, this is an actual good reason why people should drink. To forget having seen stuff like this.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Nothing quite like alcohol and absinthe to purge those horrid thoughts.

    2. Animal

      Who needs a reason?

      I drink to make other people interesting.

      1. Akilika

        I drink to make the people drinking around me bearable. 😛

        (On a related note, I’m REALLY glad the lacrosse frat didn’t get their lease at the neighbor’s house renewed… Look at what I save! Money AND braincells!)

        1. Animal

          A lacrosse frat? How is that even a thing?

    3. Sam

      Nah, if you forget it now, you’ll just be reminded of it the next day by other people that do remember when you seem confused about something related to it.

  7. DailyBrad

    I love these three.

  8. Kernanator

    Suddenly, the Hymmel tape becomes corrupted and unstable.

    1. Doctor_Who

      I think “corrupted” and “unstable” are good adjectives to describe Hymmel videos, and their real life equivalents.

      1. Yotomoe

        Hymmel the Humming Hymnal; Behind the Blow.

    2. newllend

      Mike gets a hold of the vibeo

    3. maxyai

      Next on Biography- Walky: Confessions of a Churchmouse.
      “And then he flashed his pages.”

      1. Tenn

        “He told me to touch his centerfold.”

        1. Jen Aside

          “He wrapped his leather cover around me.”

        2. CianM1301

          “He kept making me flip the centre pages back and forth, back and forth…”

        3. JustCheetoDust

          Then another hymnal showed up, and they proceeded to bookend me!

    4. David

      The “soiled bookmark scandal” was Hymmel’s undoing.

  9. AgentKeen

    Hah! I just noticed the title.

  10. Plasma Mongoose

    Thank goodness for that, if anyone got off on churchmice, they would be a cause for worry.

    1. Deanatay

      Rule 34, PM. Rule 34.

    2. Willoughby Chase

      A three-way involving a church-mouse? This I had not thought of.

  11. Jay Eff

    …and now, “PSL” has a new meaning!

    1. Animal

      As the living embodiment of Perverse Sexual Lust, I think I’ll stick with the original.

  12. eostby

    The hover text just got me. Damn you, Willis! I haven’t even read that yet, and I still found it funny. At least I’ve got that PDF showing up eventually.

  13. Rabid Rabbit

    And in Panel 1, Walky gives us the title of the next book.

    1. Tenn

      Beat me to it.

  14. Deathjavu

    The only possible solution to this problem…

    …but we all know secrets have a way of coming back, especially in DOA, and typically at the least convenient time.

    Imagine the absolute field day Sarah would have with this.

    (Mike, of course, already knew.)

  15. JessWitt

    Chastity Churchmouse is already giving me nightmares. *shivers*

    1. Opus the Poet

      There’s a kink for everybody…

      1. JessWitt

        You can have this kink then, Opus. I’ll keep my EthanxDrew fanfic TYVM.

        1. Opus the Poet

          Not my kink, I’m more into Dina in a raptor costume.

        2. TJ Baltimore

          Please share!

  16. T Campbell

    LOTS of winking at the pre-DoA fans here, I can’t help but notice. “Mindwipes,” “p. sexual lust,” and oh yeah, “Joyce + Walky.” I’m pretty happy that DoA doesn’t indulge us too often– new universe, clean slate, and this kind of thing is really easy to overdo– but a little change is nice every once in a while.

    I’m pretty sure “turd” is the filthiest language I’ve ever heard Joyce use, though it’s better than even odds she thinks it means some kind of dodo-like creature.

    1. Doctor_Who

      She wouldn’t even say butthole yesterday, so yeah, turd seems a little harsh for her.

      1. John

        I’m pretty sure she’s accused Walky of “being a butt” before, but I can’t find the strip on a quick check. I did find this one, where she calls him “the stupidest little piece of poop I have ever met”, though, so it seems Walky just brings out the best in Joyce.

        1. Never Simple

          What about this little gem.
          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/03-the-first-step-towards-recovery/liberals/
          Forget Walky, MIKE brings out the ‘best’ in people.

        2. Chris

          Wow, the “F” word from Joyce! I completely missed that at the time.

          And another reference to her skull. That’s twice in two days. Foreshadowing? Or just weird coincidence?

  17. Plasma Mongoose

    I don’t think I has seen so much of Joyce’s gums as I have in the last couple of comics.

    1. KingMabel

      She’s got gums for days.

    2. TSB

      There is some quality sneering going on here.

  18. Mr. Random

    Come dance with us, Dorothy. You’ll be okay. You’re dreams will accomplish themselves. You were never meant to work. Come dance with us, Dorothy. Forever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever.

  19. Doctor_Who

    I’ve figured out where I’ve seen Dorothy’s expression in the last panel before.

    “I hate that video.

    1. nothri

      Out of curiosity, the song he is referring to wouldn’t happen to involve him getting away from Batman due to his car losing a wheel, would it?

      1. Bill

        No, he’s just channeling Rachel Phelps in the movie “Major League”.

        1. Starscreamer

          We should have got that live chicken…

  20. Giant Speck

    The hover text made this ten times better.

  21. Stephen Bierce

    And in canonical time, Halloween is just around the corner. What’s gonna happen if SOMEBODY ELSE wears a pink mousey costume, for giggles?

  22. newllend

    Man that grunt face in the last panel.

  23. EvergreenFir

    Where did Joyce say she had a crush on the mice boys?

    1. Charlie

      She didn’t outright state it, but she said “the churchmice are no longer age-appropriate” (or words to that effect) suggesting that she’d had a crush on one (or more) when she was younger and now felt awkward about it because they’re so young.

      I totally missed the meaning behind the sentence the first time and only understood after Dorothy’s reference back to it (“You’re right, the churchmice are cute once age appropriate”).

      1. David M Willis

        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/02-i-was-a-teenage-churchmouse/secularmedia/

  24. indignostudios

    “… my sexy nightmares…”

  25. someguywithakatana

    OH MY GOD!!!

    Joyce has gums…

    It’s not just a wall of infinite teeth…

  26. John

    They’re so gonna bang.

  27. Kitschensyngk

    I gotta say, I have enjoyed the facial expressions in this comic IMMENSELY these past few days.

  28. Chico

    God they’re all so menacing

  29. Bill

    Dare I say it? —

    “They have washed their minds and made them white in the blood of the Lamb.”

    1. Jen

      Wow, you just gave me flashbacks to church camp. o_O

  30. nothri

    You know what? I tried. After all the talk and grousing about the way these comments trivialize the characters and make lewd comments about this person getting together with that and generally take shipping to absurd extremes…I tried to be good. But SCREW YOU (as in I’m not caring about your opinion, not as in I am making lewd comments about…anyway). These three are officially my OT3 (“only true threesome”). So nyah to the haters, and good night to the rest of you.

    1. timemonkey

      But Joyce and Walky would be horrible together!

      1. Jaxx Sentinel

        you must have not read It’s Walky cause they are adorable together, but i do like the current pairing a bit more

        1. timemonkey

          I have. I don’t think they’re horrible there but I do not see them as a good romantic pairing. Best buds? Sure. A lasting romantic relationship? Not really.

        2. nothri

          Shrugo. I’ve come to think of shipping as finding what gives a couple potential, not locating a absolutely perfect pairing from the get go. Joyce and Walky have potential, here as well as in the other world. Are they in need of more development? Sure. Same was true in Itswalky.

  31. Ancestral Hamster

    Awww, it looks like the mousie fun is over …

  32. Kiggy

    Heheheheh P.S.L.

  33. Idon'tcarenomore

    They are all nuts.

    1. Bill

      With that avatar, the correct response is “Mammals are weird”.

  34. heyitsthatoneguy

    The alt version: http://imgur.com/1OZAVAW

    1. SilverArrowArtemis

      +1 lol

  35. Chronos

    And then Mike walks in…

  36. David

    Ok, all this behavior, particularly considering the past few strips (“Oh God, no!”, “age-appropriate” WTF?) makes it abundantly clear that we’ve not quite seen the bottom of this.

    I’m pretty sure by now that Joyce has been in the cast as well, or maybe she has somehow managed to gain control over the casting examination table (or what you’d be calling the Hymmelese age-appropriate “casting couch” equivalent).

    At least we know that Joyce does not apply the term “weenus” to … things. That would have been awfully suspicious.

    1. pumpkincat

      I assumed she was the blonde girl in the show audience a few comics ago (on the tape)…

  37. Willoughby Chase

    Denial … I don’t think that’s in Egypt, Joyce.

  38. Charlie

    The fact that Joyce said “turd” surprises me. I know the swear ladder migt be different in the USA, but the fact she’d say “turd” and yet is unable to say “butt” or “sex” does seem odd to me.

    1. Kaoy

      In the US, turd’s literal meaning is the same as anywhere else, but it also get used to mean something like dork, geek, or loser.

      And yes, we Americans are weird about anything that exists as a part of or is an action involving the thoracic, abdominal, or inguinal regions. Also, it is a good idea to avoid a certain, arbitrarily chosen, finger.

      1. David

        Also, it is a good idea to avoid a certain, arbitrarily chosen, finger.

        Now that is the reason that cartoon characters intended for an all-age audience only have four fingers on each hand. I wasn’t aware of that previously. Thank you so much!

    2. timemonkey

      She’s not unable to say ‘butt’ she was unable to say ‘butt-hole’.

      1. John

        More specifically, she was unable to call God a butthole.

  39. CianM1301

    Wait, so is Dorothy going to make this her story or not?

  40. Tenn

    There was a panel missing at the end of today’s comic, so I added it: http://i.imgur.com/V78Iunl.png?1

    1. Jaxx Sentinel

      annnd there goes sleep for the next week

    2. SilverArrowArtemis

      You won the internet!

  41. Jack Finch

    Worry Dorothy, because there IS a God in your world and he can be a real dick. All hail Willis.

  42. timemonkey

    Can anyone tell me how long after the update each night the site stops randomly crashing? It’s massively getting on my nerves and I keep losing rather long, well thought out posts.

    1. Opus the Poet

      Really? I never noticed, all my stuff gets posted within a few seconds right up until I decide to quit, about 2 AM Central time.

    2. John

      I… well, I can’t say I haven’t had any problems since DoA switched to Hiveworks, but I haven’t experienced it being particularly unreliable around update-time. Maybe a little slower than it is mid-day, but only rarely crashy.

  43. SyntetRen

    Threeway?

    1. nothri

      I don’t see why not. Threesomes solve everything.

      http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=1804

  44. Bagge

    Next up: Hymmel the humming hymnal fanfic, or how eight your old Joyce learned about shipping.

    1. drs

      “Chastity Churchmouse and the Silver Key”

  45. Tealjoy

    They’re both such dorks I swear

  46. Ashirogi

    Is Walky used to being called a turd?

    1. Animal

      That’s a rhetorical question, right?

  47. Joe

    I think we’re now all on a government watchlist somewhere for reading the phrase “prepubescent sexual lust”.

  48. ExtremeSalsaIng

    I know it’s irrelevant, but the Persepolis poster in the background made me smile. I just finished writing a paper on it for school. Who’s is that supposed to be?

    1. Nono

      It’s Dorothy’s; she mentioned it was her favourite movie in Gender Studies class.

  49. Jimmy Joe III

    The Walkyverse. It is leaking.

    1. Swerve

      That’s bad. I’ve seen universes leak into each other before, and it never ends well. The Dead Universe leaked into my universe at least twice, and my universe leaked into the Dead Universe twice (once when Kup was fighting a Vampire/Zombie/Female Decepticon, and once when Shockwave used his time machine on the Dead Universe).

      Also, there was that time Kimia was invaded by Evil Autobots from a Mirror Universe, the time Mirage bumped his head and woke up in a galaxy conquered by the Decepticons, the time a group of super-humans from Earth-616 teamed up with the Earth-bound anti-Infiltration team to fight Megatron’s Earth Infiltration Unit, that annoying bounty hunter “freelance peace-keeper” bot, the humanoid in the wooden box, and the time cyborgs from Universal Stream GargEnt 984.08 Alpha attacked Junkion.

  50. Sir Robin

    One school year and so far Joyce has TWO repressed memories

  51. rachel

    on second (let’s be real – like twentieth) reading, I am suddenly super charmed by joyce’s use of “turd.” that definitely walks a line with bad words and ahhhh she is so greatcute 🙂

  52. ShadowDJ

    wow…did Joyce just…CURSE?!

    1. Kyranthewalker

      She used crap when talking about the Gender Studies class while talking to Mike early on. Though I can’t remember the exact strip.

      1. Chris

        It’s this one, mentioned above by Never Simple. At least in the US, “crap” as a noun is mostly used to mean clutter, or something of low quality, or nonsense, so it’s not really profanity.

        I’m more shocked that Joyce says “Friggin'” in that same strip, which has no other meaning than “the ‘F’ word”. But subcultures are strange what they’ll allow as acceptable synonyms for profanity, even for kids, and that can change over time.

  53. Swerve

    Wait, wait, wait! They’re just going to pretend the whole thing, with all of those wacky shenanigans, never happened?!? Seriously, just walk through life acting like Walky wasn’t in an embarrassing TV show, that Joyce wasn’t attracted to Walky when he appeared on that TV show, and that Dorothy never saw said TV show at all?!? That’s a lot of repression. If there’s one thing I’ve learned from hanging out with Chromedome, it’s that repressing memories (or even worse, actively deleting them) is only asking for trouble.

    Oh, and Blaster still won’t look at my phone! Brainstorm and Nautica both offered to take a look, but I refused. Brainstorm would probably turn my phone into a hand grenade, while Nautica might turn my contacts list into a singularity or a white hole. (Or whatever it is a Quantum Mechanic does). I’ll go ask Hoist to take a look at my phone.

  54. Knightsky

    The way Walky and Joyce are glaring at each other in panel 3, even before reading the alt-text, the first thing that popped into my head was ‘Walky Performs A Hate-Fuck’.

  55. mistrali

    I don’t get it. Why does Walky feel so strongly about this? Obviously he’s pissed off that Joyce and Dorothy spotted him in something he’d been making fun of, but he never struck me as that anti-religion.

  56. Roborat

    Yay, another meaning for PSL. I don’t know which version I like better.

  57. Head Alien

    Do not make fun of me! I am not to be meddled with!

    Ooooh, just wait until I get inside that universe.

  58. stag

    Pretend panel 3 is about “Walky performs a sex”? Pretend panel 4 is as well and it’s even better.

  59. BrokenEye, True False Prophet

    Wait… there are mindwipes in Dexte—oh, you mean the cartoon with the alien, don’t you. Never mind

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