How dare you imply that Becky is a human being with limited context and trying to do her best! Untrue! She is made purely of malice, like the One Ring only gayer!
Lee
I mean, if you asked Becky, she’d probably quip that gaydar was capable of detecting all of that information for her.
Freemage
I’m just assuming this is all part of Becky’s plot to get everyone on the wing to kill themselves–just like she did with her mother! (She almost got Billie and Ruth, but they escaped because of Carla.) Of course, she doesn’t always resort to death by suicide. It’s hard to see, but I’m sure she was in the shadow behind Blaine, and thus in a perfect position to push him into knocking Mike off the fire escape.
Sajuuk-Khar
Well, I mean, I’m sure a fellow truthsayer knows that Becky is the real power behind all the organized crime in Indiana. 😉
Disastroid
Doing gay, being crime
SillyGoose
Time for a “gayboarding is not a crime” sticker
GholaHalleck
Hang on, time out. Let’s be real, the One Ring is Gayer then Becky.
Becky has had one sexual partner, possibly two.
Sauron had 24 rings made, and only one of them went to a woman.
Miri
Dina was definitely her first. Hence the shouting t.o everyone other than Joyce that they’d banged… And the hang ups…
And discovering that she has a “seeing Dina taking her hat off” thing… And the angst before confirming that they’re basically definitely going to get married so that’s kinda like they’re engaged/married…
Dina had a sample specimen on whom to explore her powers as a sexual force with no preconceived ideas of what she would like to do/have done to her.
Bruno
Didn’t she get kicked out of her old school for bangin’ a chick?
thejeff
For making out with a chick. No more than that.
Heavensrun
That’s not gayness, that’s misogyny.
Mano308gts
Sauron had 20 (or 17) rings made:
1 he made himself
3 made by elves without him, behind his back
7 that he captured & Gave to the dwarves
9 that he captured & gave to humans.
Small quibble, but still. Miscounting rings in your humorous joke is not allowed! /S
morleuca
any and all lore regarding Ea, in particular specificity to Arda, and the events thereon, must be taken seriously.
clif
Technically, Galadrial is a woelf and not a woman.
Steamweed
Instead of the usual all-male-gay LotR, I would like to see a good all-female-gay LotR treatment. I’m sure someone’s done a good job somewhere on the Sisterhood of the Ring.
Yep, it’s absolutely the right call as far as she knows. It might even still work, odds just aren’t as good as they used to be.
Sajuuk-Khar
(Being real for a second, I can’t really think of a better option for Dorothy to talk to right now, besides maybe Danny? But like, Danny’s still kind of snarky with her and could probably hurt her unintentionally as readily as he might help. He’s a good egg, but he’s got limits.
Walky, on the other hand, has always connected with Dotty emotionally. Even when they were broken up, they still communicated really well, to the point that Walky saw through her obviously poorly thought out “seduction attempt”.)
Shakes
It’s either Amazi-Girl or Jocelyne who are going to talk Dorothy through this.
Sajuuk-Khar
(Huh. I don’t really see Amazi-Girl doing it at all, I think she has decent romantic relationships sense but this is outside of her purview even before you bring in her headmate’s influences.
Jocelyne will almost certainly be good to talk to…for a sober, well-rested Dorothy not completely devoured by sex grief.)
Steve C.
Personally, I can’t think of anyone better than Becky for her to talk to. Unfortunately, neither of them are up for a serious, adult conversation right now.
One of the things Becky doesn’t know is that Dorothy might be trying to protect her.
(or at least, recognizes that being totally honest with Becky could set off some of her issues…)
Can you please provide a link or title to the song? I love his stuff, and have or have seen much of it, but this reference is escaping me, and driving me nuts! tyia ?
“Wait, wait, Dorothy? You’re only just now realizing you’re madly in love with Joyce? Sweetheart, I thought you were the smart one! Did you miss all of my extremely subtle joking about this, for the past 18 months?”
justin8448
Yeah. When Dorothy finally tells him, Walky will definitely care, but it won’t be totally new information.
morleuca
his reaction will be akin to the reactions the LGBTQIA+ individual gets from all their co-workers when coming out to them after several years of working together while not being circumspect nor subtle.
Steamweed
She has definitely missed all of his subtle jokes about it for the past semester and a half. (but not 18 months…they’re still in their freshmen year spring semester)
I mean that doesn’t sound like something she’d text to him about Becky. So he already knew something was up. That’s why he’s asking the question when he comes in.
And Becky cheerfully agreeing with it while being ready to hand him everything he needs to take care of an upset-looking Dorothy doesn’t really cry out “I am blithely unaware I have crossed boundaries, and need rescuing from in the middle of the night” – that plus Dorothy’s bewilderment and Becky handing him her phone amongst the other things does rather add up to “Becky sent a message, Dorothy isn’t OK. Becky is being Becky about it though”
220 thoughts on “Rascal”
Animedingo
Amazabecky
Clif
Pants aren’t all that important.
There are plenty of substitutes.
Jess
Like bees!
Tomixcomics
The situation has been made worse with the addition of more bees.
Subjektivity
Worse? Or better?
Carl Muckenhoupt
I’m trying to think of things that aren’t and the only thing I can come up with is horticulture
clif
Well, yeah, bees. Sure. But depending on the college dorm, in the second semester well after midnight, no pants might also be an option. https://www.dumbingofage.com/2022/comic/book-12/03-trial-and-sarah/rethink/
Deanatay
It was covered with bees when I got here.
Wizard
I thought the lack of pants was a good look for Dorothy. Since I’m not a big foot fan, the socks were nice, too.
Poppakat
Becky totally rocks.
Thag Simmons
I can see the logic behind this play, and it’s well executed, but this could backfire very badly.
Alongcameaspider
Becky is working with the information she has
Sajuuk-Khar
How dare you imply that Becky is a human being with limited context and trying to do her best! Untrue! She is made purely of malice, like the One Ring only gayer!
Lee
I mean, if you asked Becky, she’d probably quip that gaydar was capable of detecting all of that information for her.
Freemage
I’m just assuming this is all part of Becky’s plot to get everyone on the wing to kill themselves–just like she did with her mother! (She almost got Billie and Ruth, but they escaped because of Carla.) Of course, she doesn’t always resort to death by suicide. It’s hard to see, but I’m sure she was in the shadow behind Blaine, and thus in a perfect position to push him into knocking Mike off the fire escape.
Sajuuk-Khar
Well, I mean, I’m sure a fellow truthsayer knows that Becky is the real power behind all the organized crime in Indiana. 😉
Disastroid
Doing gay, being crime
SillyGoose
Time for a “gayboarding is not a crime” sticker
GholaHalleck
Hang on, time out. Let’s be real, the One Ring is Gayer then Becky.
Becky has had one sexual partner, possibly two.
Sauron had 24 rings made, and only one of them went to a woman.
Miri
Dina was definitely her first. Hence the shouting t.o everyone other than Joyce that they’d banged… And the hang ups…
And discovering that she has a “seeing Dina taking her hat off” thing… And the angst before confirming that they’re basically definitely going to get married so that’s kinda like they’re engaged/married…
Dina had a sample specimen on whom to explore her powers as a sexual force with no preconceived ideas of what she would like to do/have done to her.
Bruno
Didn’t she get kicked out of her old school for bangin’ a chick?
thejeff
For making out with a chick. No more than that.
Heavensrun
That’s not gayness, that’s misogyny.
Mano308gts
Sauron had 20 (or 17) rings made:
1 he made himself
3 made by elves without him, behind his back
7 that he captured & Gave to the dwarves
9 that he captured & gave to humans.
Small quibble, but still. Miscounting rings in your humorous joke is not allowed! /S
morleuca
any and all lore regarding Ea, in particular specificity to Arda, and the events thereon, must be taken seriously.
clif
Technically, Galadrial is a woelf and not a woman.
Steamweed
Instead of the usual all-male-gay LotR, I would like to see a good all-female-gay LotR treatment. I’m sure someone’s done a good job somewhere on the Sisterhood of the Ring.
Thag Simmons
Yep, it’s absolutely the right call as far as she knows. It might even still work, odds just aren’t as good as they used to be.
Sajuuk-Khar
(Being real for a second, I can’t really think of a better option for Dorothy to talk to right now, besides maybe Danny? But like, Danny’s still kind of snarky with her and could probably hurt her unintentionally as readily as he might help. He’s a good egg, but he’s got limits.
Walky, on the other hand, has always connected with Dotty emotionally. Even when they were broken up, they still communicated really well, to the point that Walky saw through her obviously poorly thought out “seduction attempt”.)
Shakes
It’s either Amazi-Girl or Jocelyne who are going to talk Dorothy through this.
Sajuuk-Khar
(Huh. I don’t really see Amazi-Girl doing it at all, I think she has decent romantic relationships sense but this is outside of her purview even before you bring in her headmate’s influences.
Jocelyne will almost certainly be good to talk to…for a sober, well-rested Dorothy not completely devoured by sex grief.)
Steve C.
Personally, I can’t think of anyone better than Becky for her to talk to. Unfortunately, neither of them are up for a serious, adult conversation right now.
StClair
One of the things Becky doesn’t know is that Dorothy might be trying to protect her.
(or at least, recognizes that being totally honest with Becky could set off some of her issues…)
Meagan
It’s gonna/gotta be hashed out at some point, might as well be tonight.
butts
sometimes you make the wrong move for all the right reasons based on your limited information
Steve C.
This. What butts said.
Wereg
Yeah maybe not the ideal emergency responder, but a safe bet and sweet gesture given the information Becky’s working with.
While it probably won’t happen tonight, it’s also good for Dorothy and Walky to talk this out sooner rather than later.
Hambone Jones
Yeah, if Walky wants to be a putz. If he wants to be a decent boyfriend, this was a great maneuver.
thejeff
Even without being a putz him trying to help by trying to get her to talk about what’s bothering her could lead to problems.
Hambone Jones
Yes, we should all push things down and not talk with our partners about romantic feelings. That’s a great approach. I concede.
shadowcell
forty years later, vice president becky still has to make sure president dorothy remembers her pants sometimes
Tan
They can buy pants on the way.
StClair
Drawer on AF1 that contains nothing but Emergency Pants.
Illjwamh
“I have pants at the Pentagon, Becky; it’s in my contract.”
a/snow/mous/e
the Pantagon
Shade
The Pentaloon
Poppakat
This is one of those comments that makes me wish we could like comments on this board.
Steamweed
What do you mean? The Like link is right next to the Reply and Report comment links. 😀
Shade
Well a commenting to tell me you enjoyed it makes me happy if that helps.
Kimi
This seems like such a nice and fun future.
Airyu
Becky’s pajama colors plus her being a red head are making me think of Ariel
Shakes
Becky is a sly one. Pol-Sci major for sure.
Van Jealous
In fact pants are DOUBLY important…in that case you have A PAIR OF PANTS (with apologies to Allen Sherman).
P!enapple
Can you please provide a link or title to the song? I love his stuff, and have or have seen much of it, but this reference is escaping me, and driving me nuts! tyia ?
HeatherJean
One Hippopotami.
https://genius.com/Allan-sherman-one-hippopotami-lyrics
P!enapple
9h jeezzz, 8 know that song and love it! Ty so much for putting my brain at ease!
morleuca
Whatever you do Dottie, don’t think to hard about what almost happened, and get some sleep. And then hit breakfast hard. An omelet will do you good.
Steamweed
A good sleep, a good breakfast, and coffee. Some good coffee. Maybe a mocha coffee.
morleuca
or some black ivory
Needfuldoer
Coffee. Lots of coffee. Coffee coffee coffeecoffeecoffee.
Nono
The Take Care of Dorothy Strike Team, go!
Coatl
GO!!
DJTsurugi
while I don’t think this is really what Dorothy needs, it’s better than what she was doing. ~<3
Abdomino
Walky clocked that almost immediately. Wonder what else he’s gonna figure out tonight.
Thag Simmons
He’s a perceptive guy and Dorothy’s not exactly great at keeping secrets. I think if he doesn’t find out it’ll be because he chooses not too.
Throwatron
“Wait, wait, Dorothy? You’re only just now realizing you’re madly in love with Joyce? Sweetheart, I thought you were the smart one! Did you miss all of my extremely subtle joking about this, for the past 18 months?”
justin8448
Yeah. When Dorothy finally tells him, Walky will definitely care, but it won’t be totally new information.
morleuca
his reaction will be akin to the reactions the LGBTQIA+ individual gets from all their co-workers when coming out to them after several years of working together while not being circumspect nor subtle.
Steamweed
She has definitely missed all of his subtle jokes about it for the past semester and a half. (but not 18 months…they’re still in their freshmen year spring semester)
Shade
I mean that doesn’t sound like something she’d text to him about Becky. So he already knew something was up. That’s why he’s asking the question when he comes in.
Miri
And Becky cheerfully agreeing with it while being ready to hand him everything he needs to take care of an upset-looking Dorothy doesn’t really cry out “I am blithely unaware I have crossed boundaries, and need rescuing from in the middle of the night” – that plus Dorothy’s bewilderment and Becky handing him her phone amongst the other things does rather add up to “Becky sent a message, Dorothy isn’t OK. Becky is being Becky about it though”
Steamweed
Excellently put and quite clear summary.