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Rebelled
Posted on October 22, 2013 by David M Willis

281 thoughts on “Rebelled”

  1. Kladeos

    Good job Joyce.

    1. thecanvashat

      Joyce’s deductive skills are second to none.

      1. Kladeos

        She’s a smart one!

  2. Jen Aside

    nooooooo you made such progress

    1. Jen Aside

      [don’t give up the hat]

      1. Yotomoe

        Maybe the Pants. They scream Walky.

        1. David Herbert

          Yeah, she should follow Sarah’s example.

        2. Tunaro

          She’s wearing pants?

        3. RED

          “Pants are for squares.” -Timmy’s Dad

        4. anifreik

          Panties are for triangles!

        5. Aizat

          Panties are for squares, like pants.

        6. Zekiah2

          But the real question is, what do circles wear?

        7. Lord Geovanni

          The panties have demons

  3. Gottawonder

    Explains it all.

    1. Tunaro

      ‘Course that means admittin’ Joyce’s parents were right about all that crap they spouted.

      1. thecanvashat

        Not really. Demonhats and crapspouts are not mutually exclusive.

      2. Ancestral Hamster

        Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. Spew forth enough crap, and Joyce’s parents can be right out of sheer randomness.

        1. desolation0

          Everything’s right about sheer randomness.

        2. Icalasari

          But a broken clock isn’t right even once a day

          In fact, it’s usually saying it’s half past oh dear god why did you DO that to me!?

        3. hexalm

          That’s especially true if you break the hands off.

        4. N0083rP00F

          Especially Especially if it was because you hit it in the Faaaaace.

    2. Wonder Wig

      Clarissa?

      1. Wack'd

        Hi, Sam!

  4. Tunaro

    Burn the Hat!

    1. Aizat

      Or wear it and gain the proportional strength of a hat.

      1. Yotomoe

        Or, if you’re like Kirby, Gain a unique ability accompanied with each hat.

        1. Doctor_Who

          A Dexter hat probably gives you the power to make hammy speeches and taunt people about their pasts.

        2. Aizat

          I thought a Dexter hat gives you a European accent, very high IQ and an insufferable sister who kept ruining your shit.

        3. Biege

          nono. that’s the glasses.

        4. Roborat

          That would have been my response, almost word for word. I guess I need to start reading this comic in the morning, not on my lunch break.

    2. Kernanator

      It weighs less than a duck! It’s a witch!

      1. Curacaobill

        It turned me into a newt!!!!!

        1. Roborat

          Did you get better?

        2. N0083rP00F

          Now he is a chartered accountant.

      2. Wack'd

        It occurs to me that weightlessness would probably be a good way to determine if someone was a witch. After all there are incredibly few human beings that weigh less than ducks.

        1. NightmareWarden

          How else would they be able to fly on a broomstick?

        2. Tunaro

          Magic, obviously

      3. love life its good for you

        Monty python reference gotta love it.

  5. Regalli

    Oh, JOYCE.

  6. Plasma Mongoose

    One step forward and thanks to Sarah, two steps back.

    1. Yotomoe

      Sarah, you are the opposite of helpful!…
      She really IS Joyce’s big sister.

  7. Thanks, I'll Have Another!

    Only one thing to cure that fever, Joyce.

    More cowbell.

    1. Yotomoe

      *Walky in the background Happily banging a cowbell.*

      1. Aizat

        Guys, when we’re done here, we’ll be wearing gold plated diapers.

      2. HMRC4EVR

        I don’t think calling Dorothy a cowbell will help anything.

        1. Aizat

          You….you just got yourself one Internet. I can’t stop laughing.

        2. HMRC4EVR

          Thanks! I’ve never been given an internet before!

          (what does that button do??)

        3. ninja_jesus

          DEE-DEE! GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY!

        4. AsimovSideburns

          Oh my god I can still remember that voice WITH PERFECT CLARITY

        5. Wack'd

          Which one, Christine Cavanaugh or Candi Milo?

        6. John

          Joyce wants to ring Dorothy’s bell, too.

      3. Roborat

        Why would he bang a cowbell, doesn’t he have Dorothy for that?

  8. LiamAldam

    Do girls just hang out in their underwear?

    1. Doctor_Who

      In my mind they totally do.

      1. Yotomoe

        I thought everyone just hangs out in their underwear. I said in my underwear.

    2. Marbar

      Yes.

    3. Plasma Mongoose

      In many animes, the answer is YES!

    4. clodia

      In college, we’d occasionally be in our underwear when it was balls out too hot to wear clothes (no air conditioning in the dorm). Also, some ladies like myself don’t like to wear pajama pants to bed, because they twist and get uncomfortable. Also, also, Sarah could be in the middle of changing and/or getting ready for bed.

      So, yes, but really only for practical reasons?

    5. caesaria82

      This frequently happens in youth hostels or traveler’s hostels or some such, where loads of girls share a room (I never had a dorm mate, but I assume it’s similar in dorms). So, yes, this is actually pretty common, I’d say. Idk. It feels completey normal and not weird to me.

    6. March

      I have a friend who we have just accepted will not wear pants in the house unless we ask. Ever. She answered the door in just her panties and a t-shirt a few times.

      1. insomniac

        I had a friend who doesn’t wear his pants in his house. We’d set foot in his house, he’d close the door, and boom–boxers.

    7. Tahkuya

      i have seen no evidence to support otherwise

    8. Tunaro

      Pants are for the weak!!

      1. norj

        Pants are an illusion, as is death.

        1. Robert

          What about ball gowns? Are they still okay?

        2. norj

          If they are good enough for Captain America, they are good enough for me. (Seriously I recall and WW2 comic where Cap spent the entire issue in a dress.)

        3. Robert

          Who knew cap was such a rebel.

        4. 6Qubed

          Maybe his hat has demons in it?

  9. clodia

    Thank god, something adorable. Sarah, I missed you. Joyce, your sister-friendship with Sarah is awesome.

    Joyce – never get rid of your hat.

    1. Yotomoe

      I totally Sister ship them.

  10. LiaHansen

    Goddamn devil cartoons, corrupting Joyce like that!

  11. Doctor_Who

    Sarah wears her cool headscarf/bandana/kerchief thing when she’s in her underwear?

    Neat.

    1. Yotomoe

      It’s actually part of Sarah’s head.

      1. Doctor_Who

        Maybe Dina’s family DID adopt her! Now she wears headgear constantly to signify oneness with her new people!

        1. Kiggy

          ^^^this!^^^

      2. Aeron

        Sarah could be naked and still have that bandanna on.

        1. Jack Finch

          Now there’s a thought.

        2. Wack'd

          That is in fact something that is physically possible, yes.

        3. John

          I’m not sure about that. Would she actually qualify as “naked” if she were wearing her bandana?

    2. March

      If she’s getting into bed then it’s probably supposed to be the one she wraps her hair with at night.

  12. Big Drahma

    Panel 1’s just hangin’ out… launchin’ ships…

    1. Yotomoe

      Launchin’ ships with lady hips.

      1. Aizat

        While eating chips.

        1. ninja_jesus

          And doing flips.

        2. nick

          And locking lips

        3. Aizat

          While arranging paper clips.

        4. xKiv

          Thanks for the tips.

      2. Tunaro

        Those hips don’t lie.

    2. Urzu13

      I think that ship had already launched. But it certainly did nothing to sink it.

  13. wynne

    Nice casual underwear shot, Willis.

    1. Cliff

      Dorm life bro. Hanging around in underwear while in the room? Most definitely common. As long as the door’s closed/locked.

    2. David Willis

      yeah this art is super provocative

      1. Jetstream

        You joke, but this is the internet.

        Somewhere, someone is masturbating over this.

        1. Cliff

          Sad part? He’s probably right T_T

        2. dailybrad

          I am amused at the thought of them reading the comments and seeing this, while in the act. it’d make them feel guilty. Probably wouldn’t stop them, though.

        3. deathjavu

          But why would they scroll through the comments while in the act, doesn’t that mean they aren’t looking at the comic anymore?

          And why did I feel so compelled to point this out?

        4. timemonkey

          You can masterbate to a comment sections. If you get off on stupidity, or… well, mostly stupidity.

        5. Dr. Worm

          I’d say “challenge accepted” because someone should, but eww.

      2. wynne

        I’m not opposed to panty shots, I just didn’t expect them from Sarah. Especially since her bandanna’s still on.

        She seems more like a sweatpants kind of gal, you know?

        1. dailybrad

          She’s been in her underwear a few other times, since she sleeps in them. she doesn’t get too modest about it, seemingly.

        2. garaden

          She knows Joyce only has eyes for Dorothy.

        3. John

          And Sal. And Billie…

  14. Aizat

    I don’t know about Hat Demons but there are Hat Gremlins.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Which multiply when they get rained on.

      1. Yotomoe

        Don’t feed your hat gremlins after midnight.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          You can argue that anytime is after midnight, 11:59pm is 23 hours and 59 minutes after the last midnight after all.

        2. Aizat

          And it’s always midnight somewhere…right?

        3. Cliff

          False. Actually.

        4. ninja_jesus

          Yeah, it’s only midnight for one minute in any given place.

        5. nick

          Only according to your oppressive “time zones”

        6. xKiv

          There are enough planets in the universe to put a midnight anywhen, somewhere.

        7. Nomen

          What I always wondered – even disregarding the always after midnight technicality – when does it stop being “after midnight”?

        8. The Candyman

          Morning, I assumed.

        9. John

          When you stop letting it all hang out.

  15. kelticat

    And concerned Big Sis strikes again.

    1. Aizat

      Now I’m imagining an older Sarah with an eye-patch on her left eye.

      1. The Candyman

        Does she tell stories?

        1. Aizat

          No, as in Sarah as Big Boss.

  16. Van Dyne

    Skrull Joyce: because they really had to their expectations after the failed invasion

    1. E.R.

      Their invasions always did have something of a shotgun approach to them. Look at it this way, who would expect Joyce of being an evil alien spy?

  17. Makkabee

    Well, daimon originally meant more “guiding spirit” or “inner voice” than “creature of evil.”

  18. Sammie1053

    If no one draws fanart of Joyce hitting the hat with Sarah’s bat after this I’ll be a sad, sad man.

    1. Yotomoe

      Maybe If you make it worth my while :3.

    2. John

      Demon-infested clothing has hefty DR against bludgeoning.

      1. CthulhuPanda36

        You would need a silver bat. Or is it cold iron? Screw it, dual-wielding exists for a reason!

        1. John

          Unless it’s a really powerful demon, you just need slashing or piercing. If it’s a powerful demon, you need cold iron or good and slashing or piercing.

        2. N0083rP00F

          Got the good and piercing covered with my Holy Winchester and a box of hollow point blessed, runed silver rounds. Toss in a Divine Power and Righteous Might and that critter WILL see what is coming like a supersonic mac truck to the face. ^_^ Yeah, I play Gothic Horror by Gaslight DnD.

  19. Keroshino

    You done good Joyce!

  20. David Herbert

    Next thing you know she’ll be jaywalking and eating Pizzas without pulling them apart.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Not seperating the slices of pizza before eating them? Blasphemy!

      1. anifreik

        Ah, but if you don’t let them slice it and then fold it in half you have a ginormous pepperoni and sausage soft taco!

        (I can’t believe ginormous passes spell check)

      2. Kernanator

        …Asuka with a machine gun.

        WHERE.

        1. CthulhuPanda36

          Motion seconded.

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          Machine guns makes everything better. 😀

    2. Yotomoe

      She might even start backtracking when she dies in her “Choose your Own Adventure” books.

      1. Doctor_Who

        But then you lose out on the unforgettable experience of getting totally screwed because the book just arbitrarily decided that was the wrong choice!

        1. Aizat

          Or getting totally screwed just because you didn’t take the gem in the death trap filled room that you passed way back in the first page or so.

        2. AgentKeen

          I had a Mario one, and it had a point ranking at the end, and I call shenanigans on it because there was no possible way to get the highest ranking, damn it…

          If you can’t tell, I’ve had this pent up for awhile.

        3. rachel

          AHHHHH DUDE I HAD THAT ONE TOOOOO!!!

          it was so good, though I do agree with your shenanigans-calling!

        4. Random832

          I had one that had no way to get to 70% of the book, including all the good endings, from the start.

        5. Random832

          I don’t remember much else about it except I think it was about time travel.

        6. timemonkey

          In some of the Mario ones they wanted you to do certain parts multiple times to collect things.

  21. jrgolden42

    OH KNOW! We’ve been Secretly Invaded!!!

    1. Keroshino

      SKRULL! SKRULL!

      1. Aizat

        HE LOVES YOU!

        1. Ryorin

          WARU LOVES YOU

  22. Cliff

    Welp. There go my hopes of concluding/addressing the whole racism thing anytime soon. DAMN YOU WILLIS! D:

    1. clodia

      Eh, it would be unnatural for Sal to chase after Walky. Plus, we’ve still got tomorrow, whenever that comes.

      1. Cliff

        Idk…I just have a bad feeling in my gut, that it’s going to be swept under the rug until who knows when. Kinda like when Amber came THIS close to going into her Amazi girl issues (from what I remember, it seemed to imply she was involved in a convenience store robbery?) but said it was too painful. It’s been months. Maybe a year. And there’s no conclusion to that in sight. Call me a stickler 😛

        1. greengeekgirl

          Yes. And we just got another piece of dat puzzle–we know now it was Sal who robbed the store. It has not been forgotten!

        2. timemonkey

          It was never confirmed that it was Sal. In the comic anyway, Willis might have said something.

        3. Bill

          I wonder if Amber was a customer in one the stores that Sal robbed.  Now *THAT* would be stretching the coincidence envelope all right.

        4. Andrew_C

          Don’t forget Ruth’s parents, who she obviously gunned down in cold blood in fron of Amber.

        5. Beachfox

          Well, let’s not forget the -completely- freaked out expression Amber got when she first passed Sal in the halls.

          If Sal isn’t Amber’s Joe Chill, I would be very surprised.

        6. Bill

          Maybe Amber was one of the clerks?
          Oh God.  I’m getting as weird as Willis.

      2. Ancestral Hamster

        “I’ll think about it tomorrow. Tomorrow is another day.” Scarlett O’Hara.

        1. Kryss LaBryn

          “Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love ya, tomorrow; you’re always a day away!”
          Little Orphan Annie.

        2. Aizat

          “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”- Rhett Butler.

        3. Wack'd

          “The morning found me miles away
          With still a million things to say”
          –Bob Russell

    2. Yotomoe

      Racism is Overated. Chicks in their underwear, however. Never enough of that.

      1. Aizat

        Fanservice: Best way to avoid deep discussions….or so I’ve been told.

        1. Yotomoe

          From now on, Every serious discussion that causes controversy should have every character in their underwear.

        2. Aizat

          Why stop there? Let’s do it in every discussion.

        3. Ancestral Hamster

          The only problem with that is that it includes Faz. First dd a clause excluding Faz and other repulsive types for viewer safety, and the bill will pass.

        4. Aizat

          Well, I may not be seen with my underwear but at least I could enjoy the show.

        5. Ancestral Hamster

          Aizat, you’re DoA character now?

        6. Aizat

          Not really, since you said that it excludes all reclusive types and I am a reclusive person…

        7. Ancestral Hamster

          “RePulsive”, not reclusive. That was to cover any characters Willis might introduce later that we would not want to see in their underwear, such as people with oozing skin lesions. It was not meant to discriminate against recluses.

        8. Aizat

          Regardless, you really don’t want to see me in my underwear.

        9. Ancestral Hamster

          Probably not, but since you’re not a DoA character it’s not likely to happen anyway.

        10. Yotomoe

          http://i.imgur.com/qES4uQ0.png

          Guys.
          Give me another one.
          You have 30 minutes to give me another Underwear edition of Dumbing of Age.

        11. Yotomoe

          Another Idea for an underwear comic I mean.

        12. begbert2

          Something with Amazigirl! I want to see how you mesh underwearness with her costume.

        13. begbert2

          Damn, I missed the window by 33 minutes.

        14. Kernanator

          This is probably too late, but that one where Joyce’s parents compare Dorothy to the Nazis.

        15. Ancestral Hamster

          @Yotomoe: Ooh, nice job with Sal!

          Although, wouldn’t Walky wear Dexter & Monkey Master Underroos?
          (Don’t even know if they even make Underroos any more.)

        16. Aizat

          Dude, Yotomoe, that is pretty damn good.

        17. saltchocolate

          Yotomoe! I am forever in your debt. Here are three internets, just to cover the interest . . .

          I’m so sad I didn’t see your offer to do another one last night! I would have totally gone for Ethan, Joyce, and Walky sitting around watching Dexter & Monkey Master. 😀

        18. Leonou

          Goddamnit ! The one time I decide to sleep over a DOA update, and I miss this !

          Great job yotomoe !

        19. Yotomoe

          I’ll do some of these suggestions today, now that I’m awake.

        20. John

          I love that Sal is still wearing her gloves.

        21. Leorale

          Ahahaha, the nipple-jab!

        22. Yotomoe

          http://i.imgur.com/K98kcKv.png

          That’s not a mistake in the final panel.
          In the original comic she took off her sweater vest. So….
          something had to go!

        23. Leonou

          Hallowed be the name of Yotomoe !

          … Seriously, I thought Joyce would be more excited about standing next to a bare-chested Ethan. Even if it is understandable for her to be upset by Walky’s presence.

        24. John

          This leads to whole new levels of speculation about what the most perfect thing Joyce has ever seen is.

  23. Aizat

    Or Joyce could fall under the hypnotic suggestions of the aliens from They Live!

    1. caesaria82

      So are you saying it’s…. hat alien?

      I know. I’ll be here all week.

  24. MrSpkr

    I was hoping Joyce wanted to engage in some more rebelling.

    Sexy, sexy rebelling.

    1. E.R.

      If that were the case she’d be in Dorothy’s room. 😛

    2. Yotomoe

      Joyce may even remove her left sock. The most naked she could get in front of her boyfriend.

      1. John

        She already took off her sweater vest with her boyfriend (and sometimes two other guys joining in). Edgy!

  25. newllend

    Joyce Know! Your a fucking rebel

  26. Paul

    Just put down the skrull cap and back away.

    1. Aizat

      Skrull cap…I see what you did there.

  27. Yotomoe

    Sarah, PUT THAT HAND AWAY AND GIVE JOYCE A HUG.

  28. Aizat

    No, Sarah, you are the demons.

    1. dailybrad

      Then Sarah was a zombie!

      By the way, I like your Ryoma from Getter Robo avatar. That is what that is, right?

      1. Aizat

        Yes, my avatar is Ryoma from New Getter Robo.

  29. bunivasal

    After standing up to her parents like that, I wonder how “physical contact with another woman while wearing only underwear” would play out in the Brown household?

    1. Lel

      Joe gravatar is perfect for this comment.

  30. Emoroffle

    Hmm. I think it might be the shirt that’s posessed. Take that off too.

    1. MR K

      All the clothes. Take all of them off.

    2. Yotomoe

      “Ok…but the left sock stays!”

    3. Jack Finch

      Isn’t it obvious? The shirt lets your tits stare at people.

  31. Megatron

    Doombot!

    1. Aizat

      Shadow Clone!

      1. HMRC4EVR

        Shattered Glass Joyce!

      2. Keroshino

        I am a shadow…the true self!

  32. caesaria82

    This strip is so cute. That.. is my entire comment. It’s cute. It’s 6am, really, whoever expects eloquence from me at this time will probably be dissapointed lol. BUT IT’S REALLY REALLY CUTE, OK?

  33. Jay Eff

    Sarah, Sarah, Sarah…. ALL hats have demons.

    We’ve been through this..

  34. AgentKeen

    As long as we have a logical, well-reasoned explanation…

  35. Ancestral Hamster

    Better demons than lice in your hat. Lice are harder to get rid of.

    1. March

      They can’t really live that long without contact. All you have to do is keep in a closed bag for a week then wash it in the hottest water it can stand, preferably with colour-safe bleach. (Many, many children in my house growing up) (Many, many outbreaks)

      1. David

        I don’t know. Horses have relatives of lice, Trichodectidae. Those occur seasonally, mostly in spring when the horses shed their winter hair. We got one gelding who has them every year. You poison them, and you clean the stables. He still gets them every year, even after changing stables (other horses do as well, but not like clockwork).

        Literature is not particularly informative about where those suckers (actually, as opposed to real lice they don’t really suck) spend the times of the year when they are dormant.

      2. John

        My nieces got infested repeatedly over the summer, despite my sister’s actions to get rid of them. (The lice, I mean, not her daughters, though towards the end she may have been considering that step.) Apparently the neighborhood girls were just passing them around, so when one girl got cleaned up, she’d almost immediately get re-infested by one of the other girls whose infestation was just starting to hatch. They seem to have finally gotten rid of them, but it required the entire neighborhood to get together and coordinate their clean-up efforts and quarantine the girls.

    2. Yotomoe

      Had the Exorcist been about lice it would have been a 30 hour movie.

  36. Mattyos

    Hence why I never wear pants…

    1. Aizat

      Demons in your pants?

      1. brionl

        Tengo un cerdo en mis pantalones

        1. garaden

          Don’t you mean los bluejeans?

        2. Emoroffle

          I keep mine in a blanket.

    2. Keroshino

      Why wear pants? Creepy pants all the time get some. Maybe parachute, maybe clown care. Some ants toot!

  37. TinyToaster

    There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found

  38. Ridureyu

    This reminds me!

    HEY, WILLIS! Since you seem to know all of the prominent Christian things aimed toward youth in the ’70s-80s-90s, can you ID this one?

    Which prominent Christian figure held conferences for teens (mostly on the East Coast), and taught such strict adherence to “honor thy father and thy mother” that he interpreted it to mean: Even if your parents ask you to sin, obey them. If they tell you give up Christ, then being a Christian is sin.

    Also, that all dating is bad.

    1. David Willis

      I am not familiar with that dude. Or if I am, that particular bit of trivia was kept from me.

      1. Ridureyu

        It’s Bill Gothard.

        1. Ridureyu

          See, about 75% of what he said was good and sane – things like “Take responsibility,” and so on. But then the craaaaazy came in.

    2. begbert2

      Spontaneous Christian cultural trivia?

      Well, odder things have happened in the comment section.

    3. Random832

      What if they tell you specifically not to obey them?

      1. OhHey

        Then obviously it’s just a test of faith.

      2. Kernanator

        Then your head explodes.

  39. -_-

    The hat got cursed by walky, joyce. The hats no good.

    1. Sammie1053

      And t’hats no good!
      (Yay, Sonic references!)

  40. HMRC4EVR

    For some reason, I’m suddenly imagining Sarah and Joyce sitting in the lounge and they’re marathoning Superbook.

    Joyce could be trying to get Sarah interested in her favorite cartoons from when she was a kid.

  41. BigMadDraco

    Silly Joyce hats don’t get demons. Fey, lesser deities, and the occasional Slaad, but not demos. However, you might want to check your shoes.

    1. The Candyman

      Nyarlathotep likes to stay in used underwear. Odd, but I’m not going to judge the guy.

  42. Aeron

    Joyce love increased by 100.

    Sarah dislike decreased by 10.

    1. Yotomoe

      Sarah doesn’t get happier. She only gets less angry.

      1. ninja_jesus

        The road to happiness starts with being less angry.

        1. Valdrax

          You have obviously never murdered someone for cutting you off in traffic.
          It’s the simple pleasures in life.

        2. Aizat

          Wait, you could do that?

        3. Kernanator

          Oedipus did!

        4. Yotomoe

          He also did his mom.

        5. Roborat

          Did she get a nickel?

        6. ninja_jesus

          My quote still stands as murdering people is one of many roads to becoming less angry.

        7. xKiv

          Also, you start less angry, then they make you more angry, then you murder them, happiness.

  43. Spliced

    Sarah you fool! Progress was being made!

    1. Aizat

      Hey, one step at a time, Spliced, one step at a time.

  44. Kernanator

    Okay, Joyce, the next spell you’re going to learn is Detect Sarcasm.

    1. Tahkuya

      yeah she’s already learned fear ward and smite now for pennace (WoW priest moves)

      1. Tahkuya

        now that I’ve made it a subject would she play games that have witch craft if it means she can be a subject of light like paladins, priests and what not?

    2. saltchocolate

      Yes. And then she has to teach it to the comments section. (Stop calling Sarah mean! She’s just joking!)

    3. Crumplepunch

      There’s a Jack Chick joke in here somewhere.

      1. Leorale

        I don’t wanna be Elfstar anymore. I want to be Jenny!

      2. Kernanator

        Oh right, Joyce also needs to make the face:

        http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/54688749720/twentypercentcooler-itswalky

  45. neon5162

    beware the hat demons they ill eat your HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. nothri

      Joe pops his head around the corner: “Yep, your clothes are probably infested with demons by this point. Better just avoid wearing anything from now on.”

    2. begbert2

      And they cough up the hair into the shower drains!!!!!!!!!!

  46. Beachfox

    A call-back to a strip from… Four months ago? That was also 12 hours ago? That I totally would’ve failed to get if I hadn’t just finished a massive archive binging?

    Well played, Willis. Well played.

  47. Orangey

    I don’t know how you can’t love Joyce. She’s plain adorable.

  48. CianM1301

    Wait, it can’t be the hats’ fault! She wasn’t wearing it at all when she was fighting with her parents!

    1. Bill

      But she *had* been wearing it, and even for that short a period of time its evil influence was able to manifest itself!

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        So Joyce’s hat works a lot like a goa’uld sarcophagus huh?

        FASINATING!

  49. Bill

    No, Joyce, you are not rebelling.  You are still living your faith, whether you realize it or not.  To paraphrase the words of the apostle Paul, “When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child.  When I became a man an adult, I put childish ways behind me.”
    …..1 Cor 13:11

    1. ninja_jesus

      Hehehe, the thought of Joyce becoming a man amuses me.

      1. John

        It’s happened! Over in It’s Walkie!

    2. John

      She is rebelling, against her parents, if not (yet?) her faith.

  50. hof1991

    When Sarah and Joyce were hanging out doing laundry, I seem to remember some casual pantlessness. Was that just a one off image or was it deviant? Couldn’t locate it in the archives. Joyce was just enjoying the good vibrations.

    1. Vash

      It was on Willis’ Deviantart.

  51. Andrew_C

    I think “maybe that hat did have demons in it after all” would make an even better title than yesterday’s line

  52. sheeted_kid

    Best. Hovertext. Ever.

    1. OhHey

      Perhaps it is the hat which is the skrull, and it has mind-control powers! =O

  53. WikiDreamer

    Sarah, I’m REALLY hoping Joyce catches your sarcasm here. Or at the very least you take things back to a serious tone and ask her how and why.

    1. Leonou

      Forget the serious tone and bring the party hats ! This calls for celebration… so Sarah, stop joking and give Joyce the hug she deserves.

  54. saltchocolate

    Can I just say that I’ve never seen a woman’s closet with that much extra space in it. Ever. IDK: maybe they both have mounds and mounds of laundry piled up somewhere, waiting to be washed . . .

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Unless she doesn’t a lot of hangable clothing or prefers to store her clothing in drawers… maybe…

      1. ninja_jesus

        Or they’re college students…

  55. Ashley

    Oh my god! She jokes!

  56. MM

    Aww, Sarah. You’re the second-bestest big sister Joyce could possibly ask for.

  57. itachi0501

    Skrull Joyce. Hehehe. I mean, if you’re a shapeshifter, there are worse forms to assume, I suppose. Ethan’s Mom, for example….

  58. cj95

    I read this wrong upon first glance.

    I thought she said “I rebelled against my PANTS today” which probably means I was distracted by the underwears.

    bad subconscious. 🙁

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