In terms of it being a thing in this comment section, it was a thing Stephen Bierce (whose name I hope I’ve spelled correctly) used to leave in the comments, picking a song to represent the strip of the day. According to the deep lore (my half-memory of a time he explained it), way back in the olden days young rapscallions with the right know-how used to convince the machines that played store-muzak to play their records
eh, whatever
Someone came up with it ten years ago or so and said it every day. Then handed that responsibility to someone else. The rest is history.
Nymph
I don’t think it was handed over so much as hijacked, it was kinda his schtick and then he gradually stopped trying after NGPZ took it up. If there was ever an actual message from him saying “all yours” I missed it, but would love to know because it’s always kinda bummed me out for him.
…and how is that quote an invitation to read books? Do I »want« to get my hands on the pernicious life-blood of a master spirit? I bloody well don’t. What’s that even supposed to mean? Again, obviously written by someone who considered »himself« a master-spirit writing for the ages.
Rose by Any other Name
… “-bater.”
**immature giggle**
Thomas
Again, do I »want« to get my hands on the precipitous life-essence of a master-bater? I’d rather not, thank you.
Deanatay
Relax. I’m sure he’s protecting his…
Precious. Bodily. Fluids.
From us… Communist infiltrators!
Thomas
That a Howard Hughes quote? 😛
Man, I can picture the paranoia!
Scoutinthenight
I’m sorry, I swear I hit the “Reply” link but it looks like I hit the Report link.
I was going to say, have the warnings of Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper already been forgotten?
Amber took the pictures of/for Dorothy, Jennifer took one of herself for Dorothy. This one has freckles and Dotty’s striped shirt, so it’s the one Amber took.
1) I have decided I’m hetero (“a zero on the Kinsey scale” I think she said?)
2) therefore everything I do is hetero
3) should I ever do anything gay, please refer to 2)
192 thoughts on “Resend”
NGPZ
*plays “Filthy/Gorgeous” by Scissor Sisters on hacked muzak*
Dante
OH HONEY.
HONEY WHY.
(WE KNOW WHY SDLKGJDSLKJ LET’S GOOOOOOO)
NGPZ
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO! ^^
(stimming in place rn)
*plays “Easy Breezy” by chelmico on hacked muzak*
Dara
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[sunglasses.gif]
Florence
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
???????????
Dante
ISTG I FEEL LIKE THE “YESSSSS…. YESSSSS!!” SICKO.JPEG
Florence
THAT IS ME WITH EVERY TEASE
ITS TOO GOOD
DJTsurugi
still not beating those allegations. ~<3
SocietyPilled
What is the origin of “on the hacked muzak”?
Aura
In terms of it being a thing in this comment section, it was a thing Stephen Bierce (whose name I hope I’ve spelled correctly) used to leave in the comments, picking a song to represent the strip of the day. According to the deep lore (my half-memory of a time he explained it), way back in the olden days young rapscallions with the right know-how used to convince the machines that played store-muzak to play their records
eh, whatever
Someone came up with it ten years ago or so and said it every day. Then handed that responsibility to someone else. The rest is history.
Nymph
I don’t think it was handed over so much as hijacked, it was kinda his schtick and then he gradually stopped trying after NGPZ took it up. If there was ever an actual message from him saying “all yours” I missed it, but would love to know because it’s always kinda bummed me out for him.
Mark
“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery”?
NGPZ
Actually he did give a message, about a month ago:
“Working a lousy job that takes so many of my spoons I can’t stay up to midnight most nights anymore. :\ “
which honestly really sucks, I too know what it’s like to be an ADHDer and struggle under late capitalism :(
Bryy
Taking potshots at commenters isn’t cool.
Reltzik
We do know why.
….
It’s for shirts and jiggles.
Dante
[Standing Ovation]
Dan
[carried in triumph to the ceremony where one Internet is awarded]
RoyanRannedos
I thought this was an unexpected The Good Place reference, but I caught the pun eventually.
Sirksome
She REALLY wants her to see them!
Kyrik Michalowski
Oh Dorothy, you consistently make me smile, and hungry for chicken nuggets.
NGPZ
perfect gravitar XD ^^
Kyrik Michalowski
I can’t believe I rolled Walky again.
Chaucer59
Wally’s a wimp. Rolling him would be a piece of cake. Not sure it would get you much. Maybe a half-eaten bag of gummy bears.
Sean
Naturally, Milton is (mis)quoted right above her as Dorothy sends the text.
True Survivor
“Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”
“Knowledge forbidden? Suspicious, reasonless. Why should their Lord envy them that? Can it be a sin to know? Can it be death?”
“Wild above rule or art, enormous bliss.”
-John Milton (utterly devoid of much needed context)
Clif
It was actually “A Good Book is the Precious Life-Blood of a Casper-Spirit” but Milton’s handwriting was bad.
Mano308gts
Fwiw, it’s “A Good Book is one precious life-blood of a casper-spirig”
Pretty odd set of words to throw together. XD
Daibhid C
Casper the Friendly Spirit?
How is this version less readable than the one with what my dad used to call “effing esses”?
Thomas
Luckily, it’s written in a font that says “I don’t want you to be able to read this,” so that’s all right, I guess.
Also, I haven’t slightest idea what the gibberish above is about. I don’t think Milton even »wanted« to be understood, the pretentious twat.
Thomas
…and how is that quote an invitation to read books? Do I »want« to get my hands on the pernicious life-blood of a master spirit? I bloody well don’t. What’s that even supposed to mean? Again, obviously written by someone who considered »himself« a master-spirit writing for the ages.
Rose by Any other Name
… “-bater.”
**immature giggle**
Thomas
Again, do I »want« to get my hands on the precipitous life-essence of a master-bater? I’d rather not, thank you.
Deanatay
Relax. I’m sure he’s protecting his…
Precious. Bodily. Fluids.
From us… Communist infiltrators!
Thomas
That a Howard Hughes quote? 😛
Man, I can picture the paranoia!
Scoutinthenight
I’m sorry, I swear I hit the “Reply” link but it looks like I hit the Report link.
I was going to say, have the warnings of Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper already been forgotten?
Opus the Poet
It’s a quote from a movie character, Jack T. Ripper in the movie Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Bomb.
Hof1991
A good book is the precious life-blood of a master spirit, embalmed and treasured up on purpose to a life beyond life.
John Milton, Areopagitica
Half of a sentence is confusing. Though the full sentence is too.
Thag Simmons
That’s a good face in that last panel
Michael Steamweed
“My god, what have I done.”
Thag Simmons
“this is no longer a bit”
Dante
She agonized on it before and will agonize on it after. Her lawful ass knows this is know as Premeditation.
Michael Steamweed
Hopefully she commits to the bit and gives it thorough effort. She won’t be satisfied with anything less than a full boudoir set.
eh, whatever
“I am become Embarrassment, destroyer of worlds.”
Michael Steamweed
Let the arms (er, boobs) race commence!
It’s the doctrine of MAD.
(Mammary Assured Distraction)
Schpoonman
How I want to die.
Michael Steamweed
May I refer you to the Monty Python Meaning Of Life scene of a man’s chosen means of execution?
brionl
That’s the picture that Jennifer took for Dottie?
Michael Steamweed
I think those are Dorothy’s, not Jennifer’s.
JA
Yes, but Jennifer took the picture for Dorothy.
Samniel
I thought it was Amber who took the picture. Jennifer grabbed the phone and sent her own.
MacareuxMoine
Jennifer only took a picture of her own and gave Dorothy the permission to send it, but that never happened (as far as we know)
MacareuxMoine
I stand corrected: Joyce received Jennifer’s pic
Betsumei
Amber took the pictures of/for Dorothy, Jennifer took one of herself for Dorothy. This one has freckles and Dotty’s striped shirt, so it’s the one Amber took.
DiktatrSquid
Amber did. Jennifer took a picture of her own.
Nerrin
Don’t tell the others I said this, Dorothy, but you’re my favorite.
(My favorite little disaster, but still.)
Clif
Valentines Day is coming. Be very very afraid.
Michael Steamweed
Good friends totally send ironic titty pics as a joke.
Throwatron
any good friends i wanna have
Nymph
And it’s important (for friendship) to really overthink it first.
Dante
Here in Latam we call it “reforzando la amistad” (strengthening [our] friendship.) It’s very heterosexual therefore valid 😛
Nymph
What a completely heterosexual practice, that’s so beautiful ?
Michael Steamweed
Muchas tetas.
Muchos besos.
Reforzando la amistad. 🙂
Michael Steamweed
Oh yes. And Dorothy is world class at overthinking. She’s gonna do a full boudoir portfolio and accompanying slide deck.
SillyGoose
1) I have decided I’m hetero (“a zero on the Kinsey scale” I think she said?)
2) therefore everything I do is hetero
3) should I ever do anything gay, please refer to 2)
Michael Steamweed
Totally sensible. No logical errors detected.
HueSatLight
She said, “probably zero, best I cal tell. I guess that estimate could change” the
correctthing to say, so she’s immune from fluidity unless she plans for it.Michael Steamweed
Goodest of good friends
Bwsab
YAY!
Opus the Poet
Still MIA, and not in this comic. Yay Newfriend is in Questionable Content.
Freemage
God I wish QC used a tag system like DoA does. It’d make it a helluva lot easier to look up half-remembered plot points.
peng