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Return
Posted on October 5, 2013 by David M Willis

342 thoughts on “Return”

  1. Herohatch

    I was wondering what happened to them.

    1. Tunaro

      Glad someone finally did that

      1. Shade

        What I can’t believe is that Dina actually managed to bring herself to touch him. I imagine gloves and a great deal of water and soap was involved.

        1. vsophi

          Now I’m imagining Dina bathing him. Thanks.

        2. Tunaro

          Damn it, stop fueling the ship. Nobody wants that.

        3. Crazy Dina

          Yotomoe did. >.<

        4. Shade

          That one is all on you my friend.

        5. Drakey

          Now I’M imagining it! You cruel monster!

        6. vsophi

          I BLAME YOTOMOE FOR EVERYTHING

        7. Jetstream

          That’s probably for the best.

        8. Crazy Dina

          *definately

        9. Znayx

          *definitely

        10. Reltzik

          Who says she touched him?

        11. Dibullba

          Dina: I keep scrubbing, but it will not come out! It will never come out!!!

        12. Nathan

          Is that an InuYasha reference?

        13. TFC

          More like Macbeth

        14. Flushmaster

          “Out, damned spot!”

        15. Jenny Creed

          *Crying Game music*

        16. Ziaheart

          That expression is just so appropriate.

        17. matt

          Dina just had to think I dinosaur would get him out of her territory.

        18. Hoboturtle

          Any dinosaur worth their salt would use a grappling hook to remove predators from their territory

        19. ThatGuy

          You didnt see it but when everyone left Dina and her parents turned into a pack or Dromeasaurs and attacked him. The Faz fainted and they could tie him up easy.

      2. Valdrax

        So’s Faz.

        1. Tunaro

          Walked right into that one, huh?

    2. TheBeast

      O-oh gods, poor Dina, she had to touch that little creep. If it was up to me, I’d send that little creep into the pool.

      1. arjay2813

        all of my yes

    3. Ivan

      WHY IS THE HEAD STILL ATTACHED?

    4. Ryorin

      And here I thought Dina couldn’t be any more my favorite.

      1. Crazy Dina

        All Hail Dina!

  2. Opus the Poet

    Dina for the win!

    1. Cholma

      Go Dina! Go Dina! Go Dina Go!

    2. Doctor_Who

      Dina is the best Dina to ever Dina.

      1. Yotomoe

        Don’t Dina in Dina. Dina in the Dina that believes in Dina!

        1. PureFedora

          And that, kids, was the day I asked out your Papa Yotomoe. Because he made a joke concerning Dina and Gurren Lagann. Don’t judge my heart.

        2. Hythrain

          I think you’re gonna have a lot of competition on that, Fedora.

          Also, it’s odd this joke happens on the same night I finish Gurren Lagann finally.

        3. Yotomoe

          Don’t you two make me blush! DON’T YOU DO IT.

        4. AndromedaRage

          scoot over and add one to the list! it’s been my top fav anime for a long time ~

        5. vsophi

          I’d say the odds are 50/50 Yotomoe’ll have his own little band of admirers courting him by the end of this storyline.

          …Arguably, he already has one. Hm.

        6. Farmer_10

          In my Fanfic Yotomoe hooks up with all of you.

        7. AndromedaRage

          oooh, what kind of band are we? I hope it’s a band of thieves.

        8. Yotomoe

          Ironically the top of the page has lots of people who love me (I can’t imagine why) while further down I’m pretty sure everyone finds me evil.

        9. Lavaticmay

          Not evil persay, we see you as more of a punkish rougue.

        10. vsophi

          Chaotic Charming?

      2. vsophi

        Is ‘dina’ going to become a new name-verb now?

        1. Thor

          Yes, it’s the opposite of “Dan”.

        2. Keroshino

          I’m liking this idea!

      3. Thasvaddef

        Dina is love. Dina is life.

        1. Mookah

          Dina is dinosaur!

    3. Bill

      Amen, Opus!  I knew you were my kind of people as soon as I saw the avatar with the ‘bent bike.

      1. tahrey

        Why IS the parrot, anyway?

  3. John

    Dina wins!

    1. timemonkey

      Flawless Victory!

      1. Doctor_Who

        Faztality!

        1. EvergreenFir

          *groan*

        2. Allcool-dontcare

          C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER ^

        3. Renshear Blade

          Ultra… Ultra……………. ultra………..

        4. Jenny Creed

          M-m-m-monster kill!

        5. Crazy Dina

          (Car)

  4. Geminia999

    So, is this one of Faz’s kinks, or is Dina really Amazi… BANG!!!

    1. Yotomoe

      Faz did it to himself.

      1. Crazy Dina

        I could see Dina managing to get him to do that.

    2. AgentKeen

      Saltines!

    3. AckackAck

      Dina confirmed to be AmaziGirl.

      1. taekwondogirl

        Stop iiiiiiit

    4. Valdrax

      Faz can confirm that Dina is Amazi-bang. This chart shows all the says in which Faz explored her potentia.

  5. Darbs

    “Please return THIS.”
    …The Faz has feelings too, you know!

    1. Super Duper

      Faz is a demon bent only on pain. He has no true soul.

      1. AckackAck

        Not even Dark Soul?

        1. Tunaro

          More like a sole fascination with sex.

      2. DSL

        … only a heel.

    2. Boom

      No it doesn’t.

    3. Hoboturtle

      Ya, Arousal, Heat and occasional smugness

      1. vsophi

        “Occasional”?

  6. xain

    and faz is aroused by this

    1. Hawkwing

      Why do you think the duct tape was needed? Faz wouldn’t stop saying that exact line.

  7. DeathsApprentice

    Dina has a grappling hook?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWwYE7P55Wg

    1. EvergreenFir

      My first thought too

    2. Omskivar

      I assumed she got it out of Amber’s closet.

      1. cosmictruffle

        I figured it was Amazi-Girl’s, too. Maybe this will lead to some secret identity shenanigans.

  8. brionl

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z54-QHEZN6E

  9. mrelegos

    The Great Faz envisaged this scenario in his fanfic. In his fanfic, he is not the tied up one.

    1. Yotomoe

      Oh no, he was still tied up. They were both tied up.

    2. Psycho

      I imagine that Faz and Fortress Ominous would make great friends. THEY MUST NEVER MEET, THE CREEPINESS WOULD TEAR THE WORLD ASUNDER!

      1. ShadowMaskPrime

        Welp, I know what Monday’s Shortpacked will be now, don’t think Willis ideas

  10. Luzahn

    Yess. Justice.

  11. Yotomoe

    YOU SEE!? EVEN DINA SHIPS IT!!!

    1. Doctor_Who

      What you did there. I see it.

    2. Tunaro

      *Head Desk*

    3. Tenn

      All the way to Abu Dhabi.

    4. Ocbrad1

      Best comment evar!

  12. Venapax

    Nailed it.

  13. Demon-Something

    This is one if the most beautiful things I have ever seen.

  14. All Else Fails

    Congratulations! You won a Faz!

    1. Yotomoe

      The greatest prize of all.

      1. Creativerealms

        If “greatest” is another word for absolute worst then yes.

        1. Fazing the faz

          There are many ways to be “The greatest”.
          Faz is all of them, even those that contradict each other.

  15. matthewgm

    That tape over his mouth is the only reason he still lives in Ruth’s presence.

  16. beat

    Dina is best character. An alt comic with dina in one shot awkward social situations would be frequented by me.

    1. Doctor_Who

      I’m not as adorable, but otherwise I pretty much live in such a webcomic.

    2. Dave

      This is officially the update in which Dina becomes the best character ever.

      1. clodia

        Yes. This is the greatest single strip that David Willis has ever made.

  17. OkamiKing

    She doesn’t even look angry or frustrated…. Just tired and sad….. Damn

    1. Yotomoe

      She’s sad that the man of her dreams has to go. She’s hiding her passion behind snide remarks.

      1. Rachel Roth

        She has assembled some facial ques. . . again.

    2. DGR

      I think she looks somewhat disturbed.

      1. David

        Well, she got rid of the disturbance.

  18. MsSchiff

    DINA.
    WAT R U DOIN.
    DINA.
    MOAR.

  19. Safgaftsa

    Wild FAZ was caught! Give a nickname to FAZ?

    1. Yotomoe

      Faz’s moves are:
      Chatter
      Mean Look
      Sweet Kiss
      Lick

      Luckilly Dina learned Constrict.

      1. Pyr05

        Faz would like to learn CHART MAKING. But Faz can only know 4 moves! What would you like Faz to forget?

        1. PureFedora

          1, 2, and… Poof! Faz forgot SWEET KISS and… Faz learned CHART MAKING!

        2. Hythrain

          Faz used Chart Making!

          It had no effect.

      2. Andrusi

        I’m not sure any of Faz’s looks qualify as mean.

        1. Sammie1053

          Scary Face, maybe?

        2. Ocbrad1

          Creepy face, more likely

  20. Gram91

    You know it’s serious when Dina is out of neutral.

    1. saltchocolate

      ^ This.

  21. Plasma Mongoose

    Ship him to Abu Dhabi and make sure the return address says Siberia. 😀

    1. Dragonwheel

      Just stick him in a wooden box and forget the air holes.

    2. Opus the Poet

      Have him pick up Nermal while he’s there…

      1. EvergreenFir

        oh wow… old school references

      2. Ocbrad1

        As soon as someone said Abu Dhabi, I instantly thought the same thing. Old School FTW!

  22. Darwin

    Dina continues to prove she is the most surprising and awesome character evar.

  23. Yotomoe

    Willis, you know what time it is. TIME FOR ME TO USE MY ARTISTIC POWER TO SHIP THE SHIPS THAT YOU REFUSE!!!

    1. vsophi

      Yotomoe, no!

      1. Yotomoe

        Once it has begun it cannot be stoooooooopped!

        1. someguywithakatana

          Yotomoe is basically Pringles, but horrifying.

        2. ADHadh

          Are you saying Pringles normally aren’t?
          They’re unnatural and wrong!

        3. Andiemus

          You have something against salted cardboard?

        4. Luzahn

          This is the greatest evil. It must not occur.

        5. Yotomoe

          …It occurred already but noone has clicked my link.

    2. timemonkey

      DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT!

      1. Kelly

        Hey, you hear the news about your avatar?!

        1. Hythrain

          I’ll believe it when I see it (’cause they’ve been saying for years they were going to make a trilogy of movies, but nothin’).

    3. Yotomoe

      Done.

      1. Doctor_Who

        You are history’s greatest monster.

        1. Crazy Dina

          I’ll post it here, to make it more visible to new readers: http://www.reddit.com/r/eyebleach

          It’s a “subredit” of cute, non-offensive, and helpful stuff to unsee stuff like that.

      2. vsophi

        CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

      3. Aizat

        I’ll have a bottle of brain bleach, please.

        1. Leonou

          Why did I click ? WHY DID I ? WHY Yotomoe ? Whyyyyyy ?

        2. Crazy Dina

          http://www.reddit.com/r/eyebleach, it’s not “brain” bleach, but it should help!

      4. madock345

        Bad Yotomoe, BAD!

        *Smacks with newspaper*

      5. Keroshino

        That’ll do Yotomoe…That’ll do!

      6. Tenn

        *assumes fetal position on floor*

      7. Iceholder

        I’m not drunk enough for this yet. BRB.

      8. Delirio

        Your evil is great.

      9. Sammie1053

        You’re clearly insane. That’s the only way anyone could draw this without their eyes closed and a psychotherapist on standby.

      10. Narf

        My favourite part is how she’s telling him to stop talking, like she really needs this but just cannot stand the greasy, skeevy feeling Faz’s voice gives her.

        I… I think I ship them too, now. YOTOMOE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!

        1. Yotomoe

          Yesssssssss.
          *EVIL LAUGHTER*

      11. Lel

        “Image failed to load because it contains errors.”
        Well then. I think Firefox is trying to tell me something about your ship.

        1. vsophi

          Firefox is channeling Dina.

        2. Tom Speelman

          Firefox knows what Yotomoe did. It knows…

        3. rachel

          good game firefox

      12. Sunrea

        You are the evilest person to ever evil. It’s official. Poor poor Dina.

  24. Kernanator

    Dina, you forgot to apply correct postage!

    1. Bill

      She’s shipping it postage due, and without a return address.

      1. Kernanator

        That package is going to get lost in the ether of the postal system.

        1. John

          What a tragedy.

  25. HK-A6A7

    That’s not enough duct tape…

  26. American Idiom

    So even in this universe, Dina’s answer to most problems appears to be with rope traps.

    1. RickZarber

      Haha, just what I was thinking.

  27. carl320

    Dina’s eyes in the last panel. She’s seen things, man.

    1. AckackAck

      She’s the veteran of the great faz.

  28. Bloody_Jerk

    Speaking, asking people for things, that look in her eyes….

    Faz broke her… she’s gonna go beserk on the Cast….

    1. Yotomoe

      Faz helped her realize her inner pervert.
      But not for people.
      From now on Dina will perv on dinosaurs.

      1. Dicrel Seijin

        So, Dina will become the next Christie Sims, a dinosaur erotica novelist? (Sadly for humanity, this is a thing.)

        1. Bloody_Jerk

          I saw it. And with the knowledge, that Dina always was a little different, I’m afraid that book would be even creepier than “Mounted by a Griffon”.

        2. Regalli

          Ahem. Ever heard of Touched by Venom?

        3. Curacaobill

          Why did you tell me this!!?!?!

      2. The Candyman

        You mean she doesn’t already?

  29. Pyr05

    Faz is wondering when the sexing will begin, as this is one of his many ways Faz is great. If his hand was free, he would show you a chart.

    1. Yotomoe

      I’ve got my phone preprogrammed with 100 faz charts. 40% of them are about Faz’s penis. In fact I have a chart that tells me the percentage of charts that are about my penis…The only question is…does THAT chart count as a chart about Faz’s penis?

      1. Pyr05

        Considering the context, yes it would. It counts because it’s a summary of the charts about Faz’s penis.

      2. Kelly

        http://xkcd.com/688/

        1. vonnegut

          You win.

      3. rachel

        Cantor’s Paradox, in delightful fazdick form

  30. alicemacher

    Ruth is stunned speechless. That doesn’t happen often.

    1. Bill

      Either that or she is asking herself why she didn’t do this to ____________ (fill in the blank).

  31. vsophi

    You know, I think Freshman Family Weekend was worth enduring just for this moment!

    …who am I kidding this is a hollow victory /sobs

    1. toddtr

      Has the whole weekend passed? I feel like it’s only been one day

      1. vsophi

        It has, but a lot of shit has gone down in just this one day.

  32. HAB

    Hey that’s Amber’s grappling hook.

    1. All Else Fails

      It’s obviously Amazi-Girls’. How else do you think Amber knows her? BDSM FTW! *is bricked*

  33. Mr. Random

    I laughed. I laughed for a minute straight, thank you, Willis. You have brought mirth to my life.

  34. Boom

    I like her. I want her babies. To sacrifice. For my dark god.

  35. John Madden

    Quoth the Raven: HA HA!

  36. Clive of Legend

    Did even Dina’s parents tire of the great Faiz?

    I like to imagine the family ganged up on him while pretending to be triceratops or something.

    1. Yotomoe

      Which Faz missinterpretted for love making, as he actually has no idea what it feels like.

    2. Tenn

      OMG that would be the most adorable thing ever! The triceratops thing, not Faz.

      1. Crazy Dina

        Now I wish I could draw so that I could draw THAT.

  37. Mr. Random

    I don’t care if this was the only mythology gag Willis ever did. I love it. I love it, so much. I’m so happy.

    1. rachel

      mythology gag? dun get it, pls explain?

  38. timemonkey

    Dina looks so unhappy. What has Faz done?

    1. Yotomoe

      A better question is what HASN’T he done!

      1. andrew

        Dina

        1. Gosei

          ZING

  39. Bilfred

    The pun in the alt-text made me gag.

    1. John

      Yeah, I wish Willis would show more restraint with the bad puns.

      1. taekwondogirl

        Hey you can’t blame him, he just wanted to tie things up nicely.

        1. MsSchiff

          It was bound to happen, sooner or later.

        2. Leorale

          We must all grapple with that awful truth

        3. vsophi

          Yeah, it’s not really a shocker seeing some of the readership at the end of their rope.

        4. AckackAck

          Then they demand a tie in series.

        5. RobHagen

          Let’s not get roped into that.

  40. Maycroft

    where’d she find a grapplehook?

    1. Totz the Plaid

      It was in Amber’s closet. I know it’s hard, but go back and re-read the early strips with Blaine and you’ll see it mentioned.

    2. Heimdall

      She found a Rope in a desk and a Hook in the basement, and then just combined them in her inventory. Assuming life works like point and click adventure games.

      1. AckackAck

        It did!

        First I have this empty apartment room. I went to housewares store and using my debit card in my inventory and I gain several items. I place those items in my empty apartments. An event occured a couple weeks later when someone like my room and rent it for a couple years.

        Today I combine rice, eggs and sausages into “dinner” item. It increase my HP and allows me to leave home to gain some more items!

    3. Bill

      The hooks are backwards – they should be pointed back toward the rope, not away from it.  Proof that this is not Amazi-girl/Amber’s grappling rope, as her equipment would be rigged properly.

      1. David

        Uh, how are they supposed to grapple anything when pointing inward?

  41. LS

    Dina has initiated bondage. The great Faz graciously accepts her advances.

    1. Yotomoe

      Dina’s foreplay skills are intense. Have you ever seen raptors in the bedroom?

      1. Heimdall

        Only one- Oh crap…clever girl *mauled by raptors*

  42. ridtom

    Well this webcomic still has me HOOKED, but I’m going to have to GRAPPLE with it’s punchlines.

    I’ll see me my way out…….

  43. Emoroffle

    I wonder if Ruth has a human-sized shredder available?

    1. Zuche

      And a full set of the Turtles too.

      1. vonnegut

        Bahahahahahahahahaha.

      2. Badeyes

        Damn, gotta quit drinking milk when reading the comments.

  44. caesaria82

    Amazing. +1000 points for Dina.

  45. Shade

    And there stands Ruth, wondering if that day could get any stranger.

  46. Gottawonder

    I actually laughed out loud at that one. People think I’m nuts but this is so funny. You are the one Dina. Love it.

  47. Yotomoe

    http://i.imgur.com/ohfpbBa.png?1

    1. Ryune

      Go to the corner and think about what you did.

      1. Crazy Dina

        http://www.reddit.com/r/eyebleach again. (It’s not nearly as bad as it sounds, it’s just cute stuff to help unsee stuff like that.

    2. vsophi

      why would you post it twice now the comment section has double the horror

    3. Aizat

      Why, Yotomoe, why?

    4. newllend

      (Throws up) good god man why would you bring that here

    5. KKoro

      I love it. I ship it super hard.

    6. Keroshino

      This picture…I like it.

      ANOTHER!!!!! *Smashes Image*

    7. AckackAck

      This ship will sail on the ocean of vomit.

      I like it!

    8. Narf

      Bwahaha, you posted it again. Classic! 😀

    9. Jack Finch

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJAeyZg4DKQ

    10. Kernanator

      This is horrible and yet wonderful at the same time.

    11. Badeyes

      What do you mean I can’t by eye bleach by the drum!!! This is an emergency!!!
      Yotomoe has proven his evil goes to the core. One day you shall pay for your dastardly ways.

    12. Lel

      I tried to load your image again and Firefox still says it contains errors.
      Firefox refuses to ship it.

      1. Rachel Roth

        You are lucky. You have not seen it, and you are only missing horrors.

  48. Gottawonder

    And then I looked at Ruth, and laughed harder. Yeah, she is definitely at a loss for words on this one and I love that too.

  49. Gottawonder

    Checked your link, and gotta tell you Yotomoe, I love ya, but this is not one of your better ‘ships.
    Dina just couldn’t…

  50. Tom T.

    You may be making fun of him now, but Faz will emerge as a beautiful butterfly.

    1. Ryune

      Or one of those really horrible moths.

      1. vsophi

        This one, to be exact.

        1. Ryune

          Nope nope nope nope

        2. Heimdall

          He (or she) looks pretty relaxed. And so fuzzy.

        3. Deanatay

          Fazzy.

  51. Aizat

    Dina, don’t you ever stop being lovable and awesome.

  52. newllend

    Yes, send it back too where it came! Wait, what happens to Ambers dad? He was kicked off campus rite?

  53. Shadow12000

    GUYS. GUYS I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING I THINK I NEED HELP.

  54. Kaci

    I have decided last panel Ruth is thinking someone had a worse day than she did.

    1. Aizat

      And the rest of us just wished someone invented brain bleach.

      1. Crazy Dina

        Someone did. Well, it’s technically Eye Bleach. Here; http://www.reddit.com/r/eyebleach

  55. Jesse

    Thank you, Dina.

  56. Varangian

    Willis, this is the best strip you have ever done. Or will do.

  57. Ben

    amazi-girl is going to be awfully sad the next time she needs that grappling hook and rope.

    1. Rachel Roth

      Nah, it’s for a good cause. A VERY good cause.

  58. Kiggy

    Thank you, Willis. You made my weekend.

  59. Taara

    What I would give to have seen Dina grappling hook Faz…

  60. norj

    Sarah and Dina two girls that know how to deal with creeps.

    1. AckackAck

      But can they deal with crepes?

      1. Vash

        OH MY SIDES

  61. AlsoSprachOdin

    And then EVERYONE knew about the grappling hook. And that Dinah is Amazi-girl.

  62. Nono

    Does anyone else read Dina like they would Momo from QC?

    1. Jack Finch

      Hmmm. Maybe a bit.

    2. Sammie1053

      Not really. For me, Momo has a higher-pitched voice than most with a slight over-enunciation of certain syllables and a very slight accent (so basically, like a hastily dubbed anime character) whereas Dina has a more standard voice. I picture Dina’s voice as your typical small asian girl, only more mature (i.e. less shrill and high pitched) with a very quiet yet matter-of-fact tone.

      1. That Damn Rat

        Pretty much this, Momos voice would be very cartoonish, whereas I suspect Dina sounds very deadpan.

  63. Megatron

    Dinah is learning. Often, you don’t want to outright kill your opponents. Because then they become martyrs. (I’m looking at you Prime.) In those cases, you want to disable your opponent and shatter their hopes of overcoming you.

    Other times, you fusion cannon them to that junkyard in the sky.

    Damn Starscream.

    1. Kiggy

      I just read that with Frank Welker’s voice.

      1. Aizat

        Dude, Frank Welker is the definitive voice of Megatron. But David Kaye comes in close second.

        1. David Willis

          David Kaye is the definitive voice of the better Megatron.

        2. Keroshino

          Oh Snap! 😀

        3. That Damn Rat

          NERD FIGHT!

        4. rachel

          FISH FIGHT!

        5. Regalli

          Yeeeeeees.

  64. Bill

    I just wonder how long Dina and Faz have been standing there waiting for Ruth to show up.

    1. AckackAck

      I think she’s dragging him from her room when she met Ruth on the hallway.

      1. Josh

        Which implies that she spent at least the length of an American Football game ‘tying him up’.

        1. tahrey

          I have a feeling not all of these separate threads of continuity have been happening entirely concurrently.

  65. Arturo

    Clever girl…

    1. AckackAck

      It means there are 2 Dinas out there. Dina clones?

      1. Arturo

        There’s actually a whole park of them on an island but a handful somehow made it off.

    2. Jack Finch

      Will there be a Sauro-girl?.

  66. Kingtut3

    If only we would get a seperate comic stripe just to see Dina beat up this loser and putting in that wrapping.

    1. tahrey

      I like to think that after both Amber and Blaine left, the entire Sazaru family went ninja on poor little ol’ Faz…

      That’s not Amazi-girl’s grappling hook… it’s Haruka’s 🙂

    2. tahrey

      * Saruyama.

      Really must try harder to remember which strip I’m commenting on.

  67. Notebooked

    holy heck

  68. Nym

    So delighted by this comic. So, so delighted.

  69. Otera

    yay!! Dina’s being awesome!! I hope that in time we see more of Dina initiating her actions, rather that accidentally being dragged along with everyone else. she deserves to choose to do something (other than choosing to get rid of this menace that was abandoned in her room) more often!

  70. Sam

    This is what happens when you overly stress out Dina.

  71. Mystrana

    Hehe.. this made my Saturday morning so much better.

  72. Jack Finch

    Willis, thank you thank you thank you.

  73. garblegarble

    This is where the grappling hook gives amazi-girl’s secret identity as Dina away, and Danny promptly dans his way into the most awkward situation possible.

    Then Dina ties up Danny and leaves him outside with Return To Sender.

  74. sumolegend

    This is by far the most erotic thing Faz has ever experienced.

    Faz is great.

    1. DanMan9820

      Your Gravatar fits perfectly. Or was that the point?

      1. tahrey

        It was surely custom made.

  75. hapax

    This is my favorite page of any webcomic ever.

  76. Jack Finch

    Wait. Is that Amazigirl’s grappling hook.

  77. Kelvandil

    Gratuitous fanservice!

  78. Pat Myers

    Checkov’s grappling hook. It was mentioned in the first act, so someone had to get tied up by the third act.

    1. rachel

      BANG BANG!

  79. MM

    You know she’s already everyone’s favorite, right, Willis? You didn’t have to add this to the awesome.

    But thank you for doing it anyway.

  80. Jack Finch

    In my head Faz keeps trying to use a safety word and Dina keeps ignoring him until she slaps on the duct tape.

    1. xKiv

      Why does he want sardines??

  81. tahrey

    YES

    Do we even want to know where she got the rope?

    1. Shade

      Amber’s closet. We saw it earlier when Blaine was “inspecting” her room.

  82. Prickly

    Wow! Wouldn’t have guessed that Dina was a practitioner of “kinbaku!” Kinky.

    1. anifreik

      That’s just an old fashioned cocoon. Kinbaku/shibari is much more attractive, even on a male. :p

  83. LS

    For some reason I keep thinking about the old Garfield cartoons when he would stick Nermal in a box with a few air holes and try to mail him to Abu Dhabi. Wonder how much it would cost to ship off Faz?

  84. Bill M.

    Angry Dina? I am both slightly scared and strangely aroused at the same time.

    1. Norj

      Now you know how Joyce must have felt.

  85. Bill

    Faz is Amber’s step-brother, right … and he showed up with Amber’s dad (or is it step-dad?) Blaine.  Faz and Dina were both in the background during the altercation that led to Blaine’s eventual removal from the dorm by Asma, so Faz should have been aware that his father/step-father had gone out of the room in hot pursuit of Amber and has not come back.  So why was he even still in the dorm himself?  Why wasn’t he out trying to find Blaine, who is/was his ride back home?

    1. Doctor_Who

      Because he was trying to get some Dinaction. Instead he ended up getting Dinied.

      1. Yotomoe

        +10

  86. trumpt_up

    First comment ever… I love this comic because I went to IU for music and lived in Read-Landes and it’s like going to college all over again :DDD Also the art is good and stuff, and storylines, etc… blah blah blah…

  87. Badeyes

    THIS. IS. THE. AWESOME!!!
    ++ bonus for using the grappling hook.

  88. LOOK OUT!

    Why do we hate Faz again?

    1. Kelly

      Because of this shit: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/paid-2/

    2. Hoboturtle

      Mostly cause of stuff he did in another universe.

      1. John

        No, not really. I mean, I never liked the dude, as a person or a character, but it wasn’t until the strip Kelly linked above that I wanted to punch his smug little smirk through the back of his skull.

        I’ve been seriously worried about Dina since Amber left the room. I’m glad to see that she can take care of her own problems.

    3. Lel

      According to this chart, none truly hate Faz. They are simply envious of his greatness or attempting to deny their lust for him.

  89. Arkantos

    Wait wait wait, why did she have a grappling hook? Oh… right superhero roommate.

  90. We are the time leaped

    Meow meow meow meow faz has been trolled lololololololoolololololoooololololllololo

  91. Darnel

    LOL

  92. Jen

    Dina is more awesome than I realized! 🙂

    I recently reread It’s Walky and I was struck by the fact that I didn’t really think much of Dina until after she…um, don’t want to do spoilers, but after the Big Dina Event. And I kinda felt like there was a disconnect between the BE and AE (before event/after event). I wondered if this was due to Willis growing as a storyteller – BE, HE knew how awesome Dina was but maybe didn’t express it in storytelling and AE, he knew how to show US that Dina was awesome.

    Or maybe he decided retroactively certain features of her personality and she became more awesome as time went on? Not sure. 🙂

  93. Unit Eleven

    The day is NEVER over.

    1. GrrArg42

      ’tis ne’r e’r o’er …

  94. Tungsten Aleph

    Finally getting back to DOA after reading It’s Walky again and I still can’t get over how different Dina looks.

  95. Makkabee

    That’s one loose end tied up.

    Literally.

    1. GrrArg42

      hehehe

  96. The_Master

    Looks like someone’s about to be outed.

  97. The Phantom's Belch

    Oh this is PRICELESS! GO DINA!

    Mind, I’m still a Faz + Dina shipper, but we all know the Faz is immune to subtlety. I still say we need to see Dina trying to … y’know, I can’t think of any phrasing that can’t be taken the wrong way … okay, “Dina giving into her dinosaurial feeding instincts” works, perhaps.

  98. tahrey

    Aw… she coulda tipped him down the trash chute, I just realised…

  99. Roborat

    Surprised that grappling hook wasn’t inserted someplace uncomforable.

  100. Roger Willcocks

    I am soooo cheering

  101. ZORK

    Damin it Willis, Dina is already awesome, stop making her even more awesome.

    1. Crazy Dina

      Don’t he dare!

  102. Cthulhu21

    The fact that Ambers’ dad just left him there says some things about their relationship.

  103. stainedglassdeity

    Oo. So this is where Dina finds Amber’s thinger.

  104. Lord Geovanni

    everyone seemed excited to see him before but now that he is here everybody is sick ofFaz

  105. shietka

    You know, it strikes me that there is another reason Dina duct taped his mouth (other than silencing him): it means she (and we) do not have to see his creepy smile.

    1. Crazy Dina

      Isn’t that just silencing him symbolically as well as verbally?

  106. KingOfGreyfell

    Is it just me, or does Faz remind anyone else entirely too much of the Happy Mask Salesman?

  107. Ember Quill

    OMG dying of laughter!

  108. Rick Robin Cagnaan

    “Faz is victim of entrapment!” And he ends up like this.

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