Rewrote
Posted on May 9, 2014 by David M Willis

245 thoughts on “Rewrote”

  1. tacdud2

    Well then.

    1. sps48

      SO cute!

      1. Jen Aside

        Cutest argument =3

        [moar karma]

        1. Jen Aside

          tempted to use that panel of Joyce for new Gravatar, too XD

        2. Barf Ninjason

          My first thought was “Ooh, look at the new weird Joyce face I’m gonna see pop up in the comments section.” She’s got a lot of those.

        3. Jen Aside

          BEST ONE THO

        4. Dibullba

          It sort of looks like Joyce doing the “Dat ass” face XD

        5. Jen Aside

          XD https://db.tt/BJfqWvxv

        6. Reiku

          Well done, you win the internet for today, lol

  2. otusasio451

    AND THUS THE ROMANCE IS ESTABLISHED.

    1. luxlucis

      Oh Gosh, yes!

      1. rachel

        DAT CHEMISTRY

        1. indignostudios

          So does this mean that Joyce is a pedophile, now?

        2. Jen Aside

          Only if she still wants Baby-Walky vs. recognizing her age-appropriate crush is still age-appropriate for her, uh… age.

        3. Never .simple

          Desti-freakin-ny people! Desti-freakin-ny.

          On a side note: Wow Joyce even when you think you have something like this over someone your STILL at the bottom of the destructive info pile.

    2. AgentKeen

      Joyce and Walky? That’d never be able to pull in readers, too ridiculous…

    3. PsychoKineticEX

      DO NOT EXPRESS JOY! ONCE WILLIS SNIFFS IT OUT HE WILL SQUELCH IT! EVERYONE QUICK! PRETEND YOU DON’T LIKE THIS SHIP!

      Incidentally, I think we should should start naming the ships for DoA. Any ideas?

      1. Barf Ninjason

        Someone said “Dorky” was Dorothy and Walky awhile ago. I usually hate these things with a purple passion, but I gotta admit that one’s hilarious.

        Also, I get saying you “ship” two (or more, I guess [cue Dorothy/Walky/Joyce threesome {Dorkoyce?}]) characters, but when it’s being used as a noun, wouldn’t it make more sense to spell it:

        ‘ship

        …since it’s a (really silly) abbreviation of the word relationship?

        1. Barf Ninjason

          Also:

          Joyce + Ethan = Johan

          Sal + Jason = Salon

          Billie + Ruth = Bluth

          Amazi-Girl + Danny = Agranny

          Sarah + Jacob = Sjaarcaohb

          Mike + Your Mom = Mimom

        2. PsychoKineticEX

          I honestly prefer ship names that aren’t a name combo, unless the combo happens to be something clever or funny.

          Like the name for JoycexWalkyxDorothy, “Caramel and Marshmallows”

        3. Barf Ninjason

          Huh. And I did not know that people did annything BUT smush names together for ‘ships. Live and pretend to learn, I always say.

        4. PsychoKineticEX

          Just saying, if Joyce and Walky do get together in this universe, I’m calling it “Multiversal Constant”

        5. Led

          Meh, look up for example Pokemon shippings… They all have specific names. It’s more common to just push together two names, though, like for example avatar does (Tokka, Kataang, Katoph, etc).

        6. Led

          *The more you nerd*

        7. Deanatay

          Those sound more like Avatar ship names…

          NOT THAT I’D KNOW… *blush*

        8. Daibhid C

          TVTropes has a page called Idiosyncratic Ship Naming, if you want to lose three hours of your life and not be sure how.

        9. Daibhid C

          I don’t know why that link doesn’t work. Try this one.

          (If not, then look, it’s a TVTropes page called Idiosyncratic Ship Naming; if you’re interested I’m sure you can find it for yourselves.)

        10. Elizabeth

          Oh god, why did I go to TVTropes?? D:

        11. Jen Aside

          ^ said everyone who ever went there, EVER, including the founders

        12. StClair

          Personally, I consider both to be horrid. If you must ship (and I often find fandom’s obsession with that to be tiresome in itself), what’s wrong with the classic, traditional, (first or last name) / (first or last name)?

        13. xKiv

          But that’s a slash …

        14. DarkVeghetta

          Indeed it is.

        15. Wack'd

          I don’t understand this list and I won’t respond to it.

        16. Lel

          “Sjaarcaohb”

          I lol’d

        17. Chris

          Words evolve. Dropping apostrophes happens, like “phone”, “flu” and even “Halloween”. Besides, it helps with the pun for when a ship canons.

        18. That One Weirdo

          Or devolve, in some cases.

          Let’s be honest, many fandom terms are just cringe-inducing. “I can’t” is pretty annoying (WHAT IS IT YOU CAN’T DO, YOU SICK SON OF A GUN?! TELL ME ALREADY), but “Feels” is the one I despise the most. It’s just stupid. Doesn’t even take that long to type in 3 additional letters.

          “Feelings”. There, see? Nobody died, and OH GODS NO, JULIO! JULIO, BREATHE, PLEASE! DON’T LEAVE ME ALONE, MAN!

        19. AgentKeen

          The only thing that really bothers me is when people say ‘YISSS’ instead of yes. I get it, it’s a phonetic version of hissing ‘yes’, it follows the pattern of misspelling words in excitement, clever.

          But it sounds like piss.

          ‘Oh man, look at this cool comic book cover’
          ‘PISSSSSSS’

          ‘BABY PANDA PICTURES’
          ‘PISSSSSSS’

          ‘Marriage Equality enacted the world over’
          ‘PISSSSSSSSS’

          You get the picture.

        20. Deanatay

          Dood, you pulled the Drama tag.

        21. Ghola

          I’m just waiting for Mike to call Walky “Toto”
          All my happys.

      2. Mike

        There are some great possibilities for ship names here…Titanic, Flying Dutchman, Mary Celeste, Lusitania, Costa Concordia, Exxon Valdez, Andrea Doria, Mary Rose all come to mind

        1. PsychoKineticEX

          ……

          Get out

        2. NightmareWarden

          Don’t forget the Black Pearl, the Friendship, the Wonka-tania, the Ulysses… the Going Merry :,(

        3. GreatContagion

          The Going Merry D’:

          Why’d you have to do that.

        4. KittyK

          I wish I could’ve carried you a bit father… T_T

        5. KittyK

          *farther….

        6. Psycho

          I’m going to destroy all of you….

    4. Hoboturtle

      There’s a part of me that ships Joyce and Walky in DOA because of how much they seem to dislike each other.

    5. Yet_One_More_Idiot

      😀 Yay, Dorothy is hot for the grown-up mousie.

      …and that’s something I never thought I’d be saying today. 😛

    6. I don't know what to put here.

      Half Life 3 Confirmed. Kappa Oh, wait that doesn’t work here

  3. Tunaro

    Can’t tell if Dorothy just pulled a fast one on Joyce or is legitimately trying to get Walky to dress up all sexy in a mouse suit.

    1. Doctor_Who

      Dorothy is a furry? That would add an interesting wrinkle to their relationship.

      1. Yotomoe

        Danny just wasn’t furry enough for her.

        1. Jen Aside

          Yeah, he and that one chest hair.

        2. AgentKeen

          Except she wants to get rid of Walky’s one chest hair.

          I guess it’s all about having fur in the wrong places.

      2. indignostudios

        Imagine that video showing up during campaign muckraking.

      3. That Damn Rat

        As Long as Dorothy agreed to wear a T-Rex suit when they get man-married it would probably work.

        1. Doctor_Who

          I think that might cause Dina to fall in love with her.

        2. Mr k

          Then Dina will have a crush on her. She’ll plot to get Dorothy to herself.

        3. Ghola

          By trapping her in tree sap.

        4. Deanatay

          You don’t think she’d use tar?

    2. Bill

      Dorothy just wants to try it mousey-style.

    3. nothri

      The answer is yes.

  4. Edster

    So David, I heard you would not like your own TV show inspired by DoA. It would be a LOT better than what they pass for television these days. So my response is: ‘ Watchya talkin bout Willis?

    1. Yotomoe

      He just doesn’t want to turn over creative control. We don’t want another Boondocks season 4!

      1. Opus the Poet

        Oh [$DEITY] no, season 3 was bad enough, 4 was just unwatchable.

        1. JustCheetoDust

          Season 3 had good episodes, but as a whole the season was very uneven. I agree that 4 is almost entirely unwatchable, although I think last Monday’s episode was a big improvement over the first two.

    2. Packy

      I don’t want a TV show based on DoA. I want the animated Dexter and Monkey Master from DoA to become a reality.

      1. Edster

        Okay I threw it out there. Sorries

        1. LeslieBean4Shizzle

          Well, I guess it would depend on who he was working with. I mean, imagine this for a moment:

          From the creators of Community comes: Dumbing of Age

          … although actually I think the creators of Community might do better with a live action adaptation of Shortpacked.

      2. Jack Finch

        I’d settle for that monkey master face shirt.

  5. Wonder Wig

    Yahweh or No Way.

  6. Kernanator

    You won’t even say the word “butt”?

    Wow, Joyce. Wow.

    1. timemonkey

      It’s not that she won’t say ‘butt’ it’s that she won’t say ‘butt-hole’ it’s higher on the swear ladder.

    2. Packy

      My father-in-law won’t say butt. He says “better intentions”.

      I tell you folks, I wound up marrying a girl just like Joyce. More Walkyverse than Dumbiverse, but Joyce nonetheless.

      1. Cholma

        You never told us Kay has an affinity for alien tech and has a vest with a hidden jetpack in it! Wow, you really are a lucky man.

      2. begbert2

        “Ow, my better intentions are sore.”
        “Stop looking at my better intentions!”
        “My better intentions are getting a little big. I need to work on that.”

        You know, I can sort of see the appeal.

    3. Chico

      Hey atleast she said a slur with God in the same sentence, that’s cutting it real close for someone like her.

    4. Andrusi

      Neither “butthole” nor “a-hole” was bowdlerized enough for her.

      It’s kind of adorable actually.

  7. Doctor_Who

    This could be a gallery for “The Many Faces of Joyce”.

    Those first two panels might break her record for mouth size. I don’t know where she keeps the rest of her skull.

    1. Yotomoe

      It turns out she is actually just 100% teeth.

    2. newllend

      This is a great idea, someone just go through the entire Joyce archive and make a clipboard of her face expressions.

    3. Architex

      Since you’re the expert, I have to ask: that wasn’t a fixed point in time?

  8. Yotomoe

    Joyce, put the mouse teeth away.

    1. Opus the Poet

      I think Dorothy has those sequestered away for safe keeping… and smexy times.

  9. Nunc Pro Tunc

    So much unrelenting happiness from Joyce’s expressions.

    1. syd

      Her grin will expand until it swallows her face. She becomes Dedan, Queen of Dentistry. Each tooth large enough to contain entire books of the Bible.

  10. thecanvashat

    And then Walky was a pious godloving Christian.

  11. Gadgeteer Smashwidget

    …B-hole?

    1. Mango

      The missing letters are U-T-T

    2. Bill

      Old habits die hard, and Joyce can’t bring herself to use the ‘a’ word like Walky did.

      1. Doctor_Who

        It’s worse than that, she can’t even bring herself to use the letter A in that context.

        1. Foxhack

          Well she’d be technically insulting, y’know… capital G o dee. That’s kind of a no-no.

        2. Yotomoe

          God knows what she meant. She will be no less smote.

        3. John

          She’s willing to call Him a B-hole, just not an A-hole.

        4. ShaggyDonahugh

          Downgrade in my opinion.

        5. Hegah

          AAAAHHHHH!! Shaggy got the gravatar of mouse Walky!!

        6. Deanatay

          It has been mentioned before – this chapter will spawn many, many Gravatars.

  12. Beige

    these are the best pages ever XD

    1. Yotomoe

      Joyce would argue that there’s a book with even better pages.

      1. Gigafreak

        Joyce’s Walkyverse parents would agree, but be thinking of a different book…

  13. Shanunu

    Aww come on. Now she’s just bending Joyce’s words.

  14. Jake

    I love the subtle gap in Joyce’s teeth in panel three to make her look more like the mouse character she’s imitating. So cute!

    1. Tom Speelman

      It’s hysterical. Yay, subtle gags!!!

    2. Doctor_Who

      Also the only time we’ve seen any indication that Joyce HAS individual teeth, and not just big white plates in her mouth.

      1. Yotomoe

        It’s just solid bone. Her voice is actually REALLY muffled.

      2. Gigafreak

        Does Willis’s Tumblr count?

        1. Tom Speelman

          Probably. Word of God and all that.

  15. indignostudios

    Joyce then looked up the rule 34 for the Hymmel the Hymnal Mouse-keteers.

    1. Opus the Poet

      And her head asploded.

      1. indignostudios

        Especially after seeing the one’s where Hymmel’s using a strap-on with Walky.

        1. KingMabel

          Yay for more repressed memories!

          And more therapy!

        2. Ancestral Hamster

          Yes, that would explain why Walky repressed the memories.

  16. Single Sage

    Is it mean that I just love the mortified looks on their faces day after day?

  17. Bill

    I’m hearing that Joyce has (had?) the hots for Walky — or at least his mousy alter-ego.
    I’m also seeing that Dorothy doesn’t appear to be threatened by this pronouncement.

    1. Mango

      …yet.

    2. newllend

      Funny, other universe walkyXJoyce are probably doing it rite now.

    3. timemonkey

      Why would Dorothy be threatened because Joyce thought four year old Walky was cute? They don’t even like each other as adults. Dorothy’s not crazy and clingy.

    4. Yotomoe

      Walky I felt that tingly thing for you when I was a baby. I had to watch the episode where it talked about touching yourself being a sin every time! BUT YOU WERE IN THAT ONE TOO!

    5. Ancestral Hamster

      Dorothy is looking forward to the three way where she wears a cat fur suit, and both Walky and Joyce wear the mouse fur suits.

      1. JustCheetoDust

        DoA furry vorarephilia?

        1. Ancestral Hamster

          I was just going for furry, as I tend to forget the existence of vore, but if DoA furry vorarephilia can get a following on Slipshine, why not?

        2. anonymous

          Joyce and Walky would be the funniest prey. And Dorothy as a pred… it’s just crazy enough to work. I like searching on FA for some vore myself, but this would just be hilarious. Shipping Dorothy eats WalkyxJoyce.
          |”””-.
          |..J…|
          |..W.|
          |_ _/

          nomnomnom

        3. anonymous

          (ya know, I wish we could edit these stupid things so I could experiment with ASCII and try to get it right)

      2. Jack Finch

        In another scenario I can picture Joyce complaining, “Why does Dorothy always get to be the cheese?”

    6. John

      Well, triangles are a lot more stable when they’re connected on all three sides.

      Or maybe Dorothy’s figuring she’ll just hand Walky off to Joyce when she goes off to Yale. Joyce is making good progress; maybe by then she’ll be ready for some caramel filling.

      Though, really, Dorothy’s expression says to me that she’s thinking the same thing I am here: “OMG they fight like an alternate-universe married couple! Adorable!”

      1. 3oranges

        Dorothy’s pretty lucky with this one. A tornado of embarrassment has broken out, and so far she’s at the eye enjoying it.

      2. Opus the Poet

        So, wold this be a V, a delta, or some other kind of arrangement? Regardless of how it works out we know Walky has to be a vertex between Joyce and Dorothy, so far we have seen no inkling of sexual anything between the girls. But on the same note we didn’t see any inkling of sexual anything in Fans until the Goth Girl went back into the living room to get the Japanese girl off the couch and into the bedroom. I’m sure that’s a obscure enough reference to blow a few minds.

        1. John

          It can’t be all that obscure; the author’s around here somewhere.

          But “Joyce is maybe into girls in general, and Dorothy in particular,” has been kind of a thing throughout DoA. Walky’s even said it to Joyce’s face at least twice, and while Joyce gets mad at him for saying it (in that same kind of “yeah, I can totally believe that these two are married in the other universe” way they’re demonstrating today), she has yet to actually deny it. (She hates lying as much as she hates homosexuality…)

          And Joyce did throw a toy at Dorothy’s head.

          It’s true that Dorothy hasn’t ever given any hints that she might reciprocate, though. But hey, maybe she won’t until one night after they’ve been watching D&MM together she knocks on Joyce’s door and sticks her tongue down her throat while Sarah makes snarky comments over their shoulder.

          (Seriously, I think Dorothy’s straight. And I’d be surprised – though not shocked – if Joyce turned out to actually be bi. But that doesn’t change the fact that Joyce would be the best First Lady.)

    7. Never Simple

      Since its clear now that events in the prime universe are being greatly changed on the outside and yet still remaining core values. This would be the love triange that began before Joyce and Dorothy knew each other?

  18. Claire

    David Willis Time Warrior

    1. begbert2

      You don’t realize it, but every time you lose your keys and then find them right where you thought you looked, that’s God screwing with you. And standing there, chuckling.

  19. stainedglassdeity

    So this is the abnormally big mouth strip.

  20. Mr k

    Walky should leave the country now. He should go to Kazakhstan, Russia or somewhere else far away.

    1. Bill

      I understand the French Foreign Legion is still accepting applicants.

      1. Ancestral Hamster

        They are, but it is illegal for U.S. citizens to join. That’s not a law the French passed, but our Congress. Doubt that matters much to anyone joining the Legion though.

        1. Gadgeteer Smashwidget

          They can use assumed identities anyways, so it actually doesn’t matter at all.

        2. Ancestral Hamster

          *Nod* I figure if you are an U.S. citizen, and you do join the Legion, you just don’t talk about it if you ever come back to the U.S.

          “Yeah, that reminds me of the time I joined the French Foreign Legion under the name of Job Bob Walkerton. Wait … I was supposed to keep that secret … oops. Okay, guys, forget I ever said that.”

  21. ShaggyDonahugh

    It’ll be a warm day in hell when Walky puts that outfit back on.
    No really, those things fucking KILL in the heat.

    1. Swerve

      Kids, listen to yer Uncle Swerve! Do not try to alter the space-time continuum! It never works, whether it’s a baddie like Shockewave trying to compress all of time into a singularity, or trying to send an extra-dimensional ” freelance peace-keeper” to assassinate Megatron before declaration day. (One Prowl’s more memorable bad ideas for winning the war.)

      Wally is pretty hosed. I can picture Dorothy getting him a mouse-boy costume before this storyline ends!

      1. Swerve

        Okay, lot of autocorrect problems in that post. I think it became a reply instead of a new post too. Better ask Blaster to see if my phone’s malfunctioning, or if it’s just the nebula we’re passing through.

        And yeah, Walky is so hosed!

        1. Swerve

          Blaster refused to look at my phone! He says it’s because I have, quote-unquote “thick fingers”. Well excuse me, but my fingers contain sophisticated sensors in them! What good is having a communications officer, if he won’t help you send interstellar text messages!?!

  22. Single Sage

    You know, I kept wondering why Willis decided to do DoA. Now we have it in writing.

  23. newllend

    Wait, B-hole? Whatever this is getting funnier and funnier down the line.

  24. Sageress

    Joyce your mouth is horrifying.

    1. ShaggyDonahugh

      Give it a few months, Walky will disagree.

      1. Mr k

        Or Dorothy.

        1. ShaggyDonahugh

          If we’re lucky, Billy

        2. Gadgeteer Smashwidget

          nah brah, SalxJoyce. It’ll start with Joyce finally being allowed to brush Sal’s hair.

        3. -Sentinel-

          And go on motorcycle rides!

        4. Gadgeteer Smashwidget

          The motorbike ride will be Sal’s wedding gift to Joyce.

        5. AgentKeen

          Oh no, it’ll be Sal’s BikexJoyce. Sal just gets to be best man because she introduced them.

      2. Sageress

        It’s like a void to the white dimension.

        1. -Sentinel-

          Or Canada.

    2. anonymous

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      (I am not actually licensed to perform ASCII so this may look horrible an/or be completely lost in the formatting)

      1. anonymous

        *AND
        friggin’ knew this would happen

        1. anonymous

          Well, using periods in place of spaces certainly made it more nightmarish.
          Also I tried to add some comma hair.

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        2. anonymous

          PERFECT >.<

  25. Some1udontknow

    Is it just me, or is Dorothy implying a threesome?? Also, she seems to have comepletely forgotten bout amazigirl

    1. A5PECT

      I’m pretty sure she agreed to watch Hymmel with Joyce because she wanted to get her mind off of the Amazi-girl dilemma for a bit.

      So… mission accomplished?

      1. Jen Aside

        …OH YEAH XD

        It worked, tho!

    2. Bagge

      Given how much Walky has teased about the chemistry between Dorothy and Joyce I’m pretty sure she has at least thought about it.

    3. davethedavedave

      She’s going to make Walky wear the ears, isn’t she?

  26. A5PECT

    I love how Walky maintains the same level of outrage while switching topics.

  27. timemonkey

    Hey look, Joyce just said something negative about god.

    1. David

      God tempted her with age-inappropriate caramel mouse boys. Man, that’s worse than what he did to Job.

  28. Charles Phipps

    Willis is progressive and that’s awesome to find in webcomics. However, sadly, I doubt we’ll see the J/W/D relationship emerge. Which is a shame because it’d be something few others are doing.

    Yes, I’m totally making a grass roots movement for it.

    1. Michael

      This was also my thought. Except the last sentence. That bit didn’t occur to me.

  29. nothri

    Joyce’s smile threatens to become bigger than her actual face right now.

    1. darcos0

      I thought that as well

  30. Mr. Random

    Oh, Joyce. Take backs have been revoked here. For everyone.

  31. DailyBrad

    Joyce razzing him is hilariously adorable.

    Between this and Joyce’s pondering when Dorothy gushed about Walky’s muscles “carved from caramel”, there is at least some physical attraction to Walky on Joyce’s part established, but it is certainly reluctant, and probably not anything we can expect to be elaborated on too much, especially since Willis doesn’t usually like to rehash stuff from the Walkyverse too much.

    1. Deanatay

      Dunno if Joyce is attracted to Walky (at least, not before this…), but she has so much repressed horniness right now that the thought of anyone making out drives her into a state of resonant lust.

      I like Joyce, and her quest to be true to herself, despite the drives of her body, but something’s gotta give there. I just hope it doesn’t ruin what makes her special.

      1. DailyBrad

        Joyce will always be special, so however she comes to terms with things, I am sure it will be in a way that’s sufficiently Joyce.

  32. newllend

    Ya Willis stop being an asshole.

  33. MM

    Oh, Walky. God doesn’t hate you. At least not more than any of the other characters.

  34. Ancestral Hamster

    These last few “Mousie Walkerton” strips have been particularly delightful.

    1. anonymous

      Are you saying all this in a stuffily posh English accent, or is that just me?

      1. anonymous

        (“Stuffily posh” seems a bit redundant, but I couldn’t decide between the two adjectives “stuffy” and “posh”…)

      2. Ancestral Hamster

        Just you. Although as I have read a fair number of English novels, some English phraselogy may have been absorbed through osmosis. Although I’ve also read a lot of Kipling’s poetry, but so far I’m not writing like one of his soldier narrators.

        “Jest roll to your rifle, and blow out your brains,
        And go to your gawd like a soldier.”

  35. caesaria82

    The terrifying-meter of the Joyce smile in panel 2 is out of control.

    1. Spliced

      Agreed, and glad someone else noticed. That special kind of smile where all defining features of the mouth go away to become something Slenderman would be proud of.

    2. anonymous

      Smiles should not go that far. She just broke all the laws of physics.

  36. Well_Played

    *Evil Laughter* And it Begins!!!

  37. Sock

    The last several strips are gonna be great for avatars!

  38. Jack Finch

    So the the past returns to confront one Walkerton tonight, can we make it a two-fer?

  39. John

    Man, Joyce, you grin any bigger and the top of your head’s going to fall off.

  40. Mass Confusion

    Walky’s expressions have been hilarious this week

  41. Chico

    And then Joyce’s mouth became a geometric wonder of science

  42. Gadgeteer Smashwidget

    Joyce’s smile in the 3rd panel is adorable.

  43. Jen Aside

    oh haha I just realized the Kickstarter Slipshine stretch goal got halved ($70K for one vs. $75K for both), so I guess Yotomoe can see half of my Gravatar’s source =p

    [yer half welcome]

    1. ninja_jesus

      Wait, is that supposed to be exclusive? O_O Oh shit, I think I may be in some trouble.

      1. Tenn

        I think you might be excused for being a ninja and Jesus, what with the getting around unnoticed and being omniscient.

  44. GoogerGeiger

    Whoa there Joyce! Calling God a b-hole? You might as well already be an Atheist!

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      More like a possible nay-theist.

      http://tinyurl.com/naytheist

      1. anonymous

        An atheist, a natheist, it’s all where you put the n.

        1. begbert2

          That, and having totally incompatible meanings.

        2. das-g

          More about where you put the space.

  45. Plasma Mongoose

    If only all this blackmail material could be converted into cash, Dotty would be rich enough to run for president.

  46. nagash1959

    Walky, there is only one way out of this. Perform a double sex.

    1. anonymous

      Walky performs a threesome… or should I say, JOYCE performs a threesome, because she’s the one getting the dual sex, thus losing her virginity twice. Her thoughts on this carnal sin: “Maybe it cancels out?”

      1. nagash1959

        When did Joyce turn into Sarah McAllen? (from TheRickyRayShow which 90% of the internet seems to have forgotten existed)

  47. Orangey

    oh my gosh why was i not expecting there to be joyce/walky cuteness – but i still like dorothy/walky and then part of me also likes joyce/dorothy what do i ship what do i ship aaa

  48. CarlaGriffin

    Panel 3 – did Joyce will a gap between her front teeth for an impression? Was it God?

  49. Idon'tcarenomore

    If Joyce smiles any wider it will meet behind her head and the top of her skull will fall off.

  50. Idon'tcarenomore

    Read the comments, and loves Mike’s list of catastrophic event names for ‘ships.
    I friggin’ hate the smoshing up of 2 peoples name into one silly one for a relationship….these are 2 separate people and when they break up it’s just too weird for words.

  51. Badeyes

    5 panels, each more awesome than it’s predecessor. Thank you sir.

  52. Evil Midnight Lurker

    The Cheese will have his pointless and poorly aimed revenge.

  53. anonymous

    Damn you, God!

    1. anonymous

      Or should I say: Go damn yourself, Willis!

  54. WeezerLuvr3030

    Joyce gets all the best facial expressions and the most dynamic postures, (even in the fan art)! I keep reading her *lines* and how the other characters react to her as if she is a foil for the heroes. But her presence in a scene that’s all about talk makes it just as dynamic as an AG fight scene.

  55. Rhy

    I swear if Joyce’s mouth got any bigger she’ll eat Walky

  56. Chris Phoenix

    …Meanwhile, while Walky is distracted with these hijinx, something truly terrible is happening to his sister. We’ll find out in a few weeks that Amazi-Girl’s last action was to put her in the hospital, or something.

    And then I’ll say “Called it!”

    Because that’s the kind of guy Willis is. This arc is just too cute not to have a sinister side.

    So I’ll say in advance: DAMN YOU WILLIS!

    1. ninja_jesus

      No. No. This can’t be what happens. I want Sal to have her redemption and I want Walky to be knocked down a few pegs (peg 1 already down).

  57. Bagge

    And here they are, united in their old shame. A great bonding moment for Joyce and Walky

  58. Sir Robin

    If this three-some is ever going to happen, it’s now

  59. Shadow12000

    Just a quick question: Is the entire inside of Joyce’s mouth just bleached, as everyone else seems to have black between their teeth when talking, or does she just have the BIGGEST fucking grin right now? My money is on #2 but #1 doesn’t seem too far off if you think about it.

    1. Andrusi

      Joyce trained hard for years to be the best at grinning.

    2. OmegaDez

      Grin so big it lenghtens her teeth and fuses them together…

      The “entirely white” mouth thing (which seems to be super prevalent in shoujo manga for some reason) always left me confused.

  60. Willoughby Chase

    “Rewriting time is totally in my job description, yes”

    Ah, Willis, deus ex machina, Joyce needs a cuddle, and quick!

  61. Jack Finch

    Isn’t “I hats you more than ever” Esperanto for “We will fuck each otherinto the floor”?

    1. Deanatay

      It’s boy-speak for “My hands thirst for your flesh. Makeouts or strangles, your choice.”

      1. Jack Finch

        Oh it’s not just boy-speak. This much I know.

  62. Angel

    that quote is another thing about Christians that bugs the crap outta me. I’m always hearing them judge atheists for not wanting to be accountable for anything, yet they are always passing the buck over to god.

  63. Deanatay

    I always thought Walky was Willis’ voice-box. Now it’s confirmed. He made DoA to find new and interesting ways to torment his old characters. Because he’s an a**hole.

    1. Deanatay

      There, I’ve insulted the author. Does that mean I’m one of you, now?

      1. Boom

        Let the hatred grow, nurture it. Only then will you be a true Sith.

      2. Bagge

        Let us all unite in belittlement of the creators of the things we like

  64. Al Schroeder

    Weirdest. Threesome. EVER.

    1. Deanatay

      I have the weirdest boner right nya.

      1. Roborat

        So, you will be in your bunk for a while?

  65. fit-to-freak

    Aw, It’s nice to see Joyce razzing on someone like that.

  66. EnerPrime

    Seriously I want to laugh at this but I’m just too distracted by Joyce’s horrifying mouth-void in the first two panels. There’s no teeth there, just a hole in her head that leads to a plain of infinite whiteness.

    1. Kamino Neko

      Oh, hey, is that GokaiSilver in your ava?

    2. 3oranges

      Do you WANT there to be teeth, each several inches long like a horse? Comic characters are often stylized in ways that become horrifying when you look through an X-ray…I guess it’s just that in DoA they usually aren’t.

      1. David M Willis

        http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/75539722673/here-you-go-joyces-skull

        1. Deanatay

          I likes her better with the fleshy bits. They hide her teeth.

        2. Jack Finch

          Reminds me of this.
          http://www.pianoladynancy.com/funnypics_toons/kermitsxray.htm

  67. OmegaDez

    The shameful things your parents make you do when you’re young…

  68. Ryan Balis

    Now Joyce and Walky, be a couple I command you!

  69. Tenn

    A rusty old ship breaks the surface.

  70. Rybridge

    David Wllis, you are a master at comedic turn arounds!!!

  71. Mr. Morningstar

    90% TEEEEETH

  72. demoncat_4

    and thus it it begins now joyce will become walky stalker after learning his secret that he was one of the mouse boys in her videos long ago and it was so bad he has blocked it out of his mind.

  73. SilverArrowArtemis

    And then she wakes up.

  74. BrokenEye, True False Prophet

    “God hates me and rewrote time to be an asshole” is now my go-to excuse.

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