When your Dream Best Atheist Friend delivers a casual jab straight to the Soul-ar Plexus, you should be worried. It might knock the Breath of God right out of you.
That’d be a flush in poker. Beaten only by full house, four of a kind, and straight flush.
Tan
Or a higher flush. The high card of such a flush would be 10, so any flush which includes a face card would also beat it.
Jojo42
Correct. You beat me to it by just a few minutes… 🙂
Dandi_Andi
It’s also worth five points in cribbage. But since it necessarily precludes and pairs, runs or 15’s, it probably isn’t ever going to be your best available hand.
Deanatay
A-3-5-7-9, OTOH, is worth nine points (assuming, again, they’re all of the same suit).
I <3 Cribbage!
Tan
It is also the top hand in Dragon Poker if played on an even minute of an even hour on an even day of an even month of an even year by the 2nd player sitting counterclockwise of the dealer, as long as their chair is facing north. This caused quite a commotion in the 2016 Championship finals when a Canadian player turned his chair around and sat in it backwards to play this hand, but it was found on review that he maintained his palm on the table felt through the entire motion.
SomeOldGuy
I know what you’ve been reading!! Heh, heh. I would fail where as Skeeve won!
CJ
?
I should learn to use Skeeve’s strategy.
(Is dragon poker championship a thing in real life?)
Marsh Maryrose
I gather that the rules of Dragon Poker bear a striking resemblance to the rules of Calvinball.
All-Purpose Guru
Reference? Please?
ScoutInTheNight
Apsrin’s Myth Adventures books.
Lokitsu
I deny all your arguments, except for Dragonpoker.
😛
I’ve never figured out how to search the archives for something specific, but it was when her parents came to visit. She was introducing Ethan to them when he tore all his clothes off (screaming “SEXO LOCO!!”), fell with her through the floor into a sex cellar and turned into Ryan the Rapist.
Ymfon
Whoops, I got it mixed up with Danny’s repressed sex dream about Ethan. Joyce’s was in the Strange Beerfellows storyline; AntJ has a link below.
BBCC
I usually check the character tags. Sometimes if there’s two characters who don’t interact much, I’ll tag both of them (ex. tag/sal+dina/)
Assuming you’re not using Chrome+Google Search, which’ll try to auto-parse the links, you can just stick them into search and the correct image should pop up as the first result, for those suspicious of random image links.
HeySo
..this forum just does not want that second link to work.
Let’s try image-store.slidesharecdn.com/dcd90329-85c9-4fd2-bf52-b21367af76e6-original.jpeg as a replacement URL.
I kinda hope that the way the “camera” keeps avoiding a straight-on shot of Walky’s face is deliberate and that it just keeps happening through this whole sequence. Seems like a way Joyce’s brain might treat Walky.
Yes. He knows a wide breadth of media personalities and cultural touchstones so he can make fun of them. (And of course Dexter and Monkey Master did a lot of cultural references in their jokes, so he could have picked up something there.)
DailyBrad
plus he’d done some acting in a religious children’s show, despite barely remembering it, so I could see him picking some stuff up.
240 thoughts on “Rich Mullins”
toby
Something tells me Joyce is going to be mullin this dream over for a while.
nicostrat
what if… it’s NOT a dream? D:
toby
then there’s a necromancer running around who’s real into the hammered dulcimer
AbacusWizard
“a necromancer… who’s real into the hammered dulcimer”
it me!!!
Sean Dillon
So it’s overkill?
Ana Chronistic
that’s rich
toby
the narrative’s really hammering this lesson in, but im sure she’ll get it eventually
DarkoNeko
we’re gonna be mullin’ about this.
DarkoNeko
oh, yeah. A dream. Of course. I totally knew *whistles embarassedly*
Ana Chronistic
the afterlife has shitty jobs too, huh
toby
“ugh, gotta provide the BGM for ANOTHER repressed fundie kid’s nightmares. maybe i oughta branch out”
C.
You got beat by toby!
Ana Chronistic
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/dontcare/
AnvilPro
This is not a dream. This is how the comic is from now on.
Spriteless Girl
We will hit peak shortpacked in a month.
Unusually Angry Hippie
Some shall rejoice, some shall weep, and all shall damn Willis.
ValdVin
Have we seen Joyce so worried about herself as in panel four?
Bladeglory
When your Dream Best Atheist Friend delivers a casual jab straight to the Soul-ar Plexus, you should be worried. It might knock the Breath of God right out of you.
Cattleprod
“Siri, who is Rich Mullins?”
Lokitsu
It’s when you have 5 even-numbered cards of the same suit. It is a winning hand in absolutely no card game ever invented.
Illithid
That’d be a flush in poker. Beaten only by full house, four of a kind, and straight flush.
Tan
Or a higher flush. The high card of such a flush would be 10, so any flush which includes a face card would also beat it.
Jojo42
Correct. You beat me to it by just a few minutes… 🙂
Dandi_Andi
It’s also worth five points in cribbage. But since it necessarily precludes and pairs, runs or 15’s, it probably isn’t ever going to be your best available hand.
Deanatay
A-3-5-7-9, OTOH, is worth nine points (assuming, again, they’re all of the same suit).
I <3 Cribbage!
Tan
It is also the top hand in Dragon Poker if played on an even minute of an even hour on an even day of an even month of an even year by the 2nd player sitting counterclockwise of the dealer, as long as their chair is facing north. This caused quite a commotion in the 2016 Championship finals when a Canadian player turned his chair around and sat in it backwards to play this hand, but it was found on review that he maintained his palm on the table felt through the entire motion.
SomeOldGuy
I know what you’ve been reading!! Heh, heh. I would fail where as Skeeve won!
CJ
?
I should learn to use Skeeve’s strategy.
(Is dragon poker championship a thing in real life?)
Marsh Maryrose
I gather that the rules of Dragon Poker bear a striking resemblance to the rules of Calvinball.
All-Purpose Guru
Reference? Please?
ScoutInTheNight
Apsrin’s Myth Adventures books.
Lokitsu
I deny all your arguments, except for Dragonpoker.
😛
Makkabee
What about Fizzbim?
Charlie Spencer
Let me know what she says, please; I’ve never heard of the guy.
Cody
He’s the guy who wrote that Christian song that goes “our god is an awesome god.”
Charlie Spencer
And never heard of it either. The comments make it sound like I’m not missing much. Thanks.
newllend(henryvolt)
Who’s up for another Bizzare Joyce dream sequence.
King Daniel
It can’t be as bizarre as last time, at least.
(hope I’m not tempting fate)
Reltzik
Tempt it! TEMPT IT AND BE REWARDED WITH AWESOMENESS!
Piotr W
When was the previous dream sequence? I don’t recall it…
Belleif
That’s for the best.
Piotr W
No, seriously, I’m curious. Please help!
Daibhid C
Okay, but just remember, you asked for this:
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/06-strange-beerfellows/itsme/
Ymfon
I’ve never figured out how to search the archives for something specific, but it was when her parents came to visit. She was introducing Ethan to them when he tore all his clothes off (screaming “SEXO LOCO!!”), fell with her through the floor into a sex cellar and turned into Ryan the Rapist.
Ymfon
Whoops, I got it mixed up with Danny’s repressed sex dream about Ethan. Joyce’s was in the Strange Beerfellows storyline; AntJ has a link below.
BBCC
I usually check the character tags. Sometimes if there’s two characters who don’t interact much, I’ll tag both of them (ex. tag/sal+dina/)
Architex
There are suddenly windows just to the left, like they’re the main characters or something.
Formedras
I would like for this not to be a dream sequence and basically show us that Walkyverse-type stuff can exist in Dumbingverse.
pjeseb
“I feel God when I pray!”
Rich Mullins intensifies.Grant Barnes
As a religious person, 10/10, grade A nightmare fuel, thanks Willis for this specific eldtritch horror
tim gueguen
Dream sequence! Not to be confused with Dream Sequence, the 1985 Tangerine Dream compilation album.
jeffepp
I had to look him up. Turns out, I despise his music!
Keulen
Contemporary Christian music. Ugh, no thanks.
ValdVin
Mullins is also nodded to in the arc where Joyce, Jacob, and Becky went to church.
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-8/01-face-the-strange/crucifix/
Questionor
well that answers my question if Mullins is dead in DoA time
Kern Wallace
Well okay then.
kitty
doa rich mullins is a little cute and i do not like it
Mr D phone posting
….
What the fuuuuuuu
CommunistCanada
What About Bob is not a reference I was expecting. I am overjoyed to see it though.
HeySo
If you google it, there really *is* an uncanny resemblance.
https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1600/1*JlbLfiXT3Z4828D8fJ29KA.png
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNjYwYzRkZTYtMGU4Mi00NGVhLWEzOTgtMmE4ZmI4MzYxMjBkL2ltYWdlL2ltYWdlXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMzMyODMwMTI@._V1_.jpg
HeySo
Oh, guess I didn’t need to do all those replies. I just assumed moderation was never approving anything anymore, given how my previous posts went.
HeySo
If you google it, there really *is* an uncanny resemblance.
Specifically between these two images:
cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1600/1*JlbLfiXT3Z4828D8fJ29KA.png
m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNjYwYzRkZTYtMGU4Mi00NGVh
HeySo
Sorry, the second one cut off:
m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNjYwYzRkZTYtMGU4Mi00NGVhLWEzOTgtMmE4ZmI4MzYxMjBkL2ltYWdlL2ltYWdlXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMzMyODMwMTI@._V1_.jpg
Assuming you’re not using Chrome+Google Search, which’ll try to auto-parse the links, you can just stick them into search and the correct image should pop up as the first result, for those suspicious of random image links.
HeySo
..this forum just does not want that second link to work.
Let’s try image-store.slidesharecdn.com/dcd90329-85c9-4fd2-bf52-b21367af76e6-original.jpeg as a replacement URL.
Sporky
I like how on-brand Dream Walky is.
MatthewTheLucky
Joyce’s subconscious knows him better than he knows himself.
ShinyNeen
I kinda hope that the way the “camera” keeps avoiding a straight-on shot of Walky’s face is deliberate and that it just keeps happening through this whole sequence. Seems like a way Joyce’s brain might treat Walky.
DailyBrad
I love it, since A. it’s perfect and hilarious, and B. I find Joyce and Walky’s friendship, belligerent as it sometimes is, kind of adorable.
Questionor
Is it on brand for Walky to know who Mullins is?
Reltzik
Yes. He knows a wide breadth of media personalities and cultural touchstones so he can make fun of them. (And of course Dexter and Monkey Master did a lot of cultural references in their jokes, so he could have picked up something there.)
DailyBrad
plus he’d done some acting in a religious children’s show, despite barely remembering it, so I could see him picking some stuff up.
RacingTurtle