179

Running
Posted on July 29, 2014 by David M Willis

179 thoughts on “Running”

  1. Jen Aside

    NEW SHIP

    1. Darth

      What do you mean “new?”

      1. Jen Aside

        Daisy’s new ship

    2. Anon

      HMS Damaisy-girl departing! TooT TOOOT!!

      1. Soap

        Damaisy-girl.. not sure if dorothy x amazi-girl or daisy x amazi-girl

        1. BrokenEye, True False Prophet

          Amazothy?

          … which also the name of Azathoth’s smarter but less famous brother

    3. -Sentinel-

      WE CAN SHIP IT

      1. Arkadi

        YES WE CAN

      2. Cheryl

        If it fits it ships!

        1. Golbez

          LIES

        2. dgh13

          TRUTHS

      3. Aeron

        SHIP IT, FELIX!

        1. Felix

          Oh, I do… 🙂

  2. Pan

    I’m with Daisy

    1. KingMabel

      I’m sure most of us are with Daisy

      1. Yotomoe

        If Daisy wasn’t a lesbian She’d be my 2nd DOA wife.

        1. KingMabel

          Who’s your first?

        2. NCP19

          Someone hasn’t read enough Yotomoe comments

        3. KingMabel

          I’ve been away on business for a while

        4. Yotomoe

          No worries. All you gotta do is scroll down to see. I already mentioned her tonight.

        5. King G

          “Sierra”? “Billie”? “all the DOA ladies”? Or is it…”a dude”?

        6. Yotomoe

          ‘s Sierra.

    2. LeslieBean4Shizzle

      I was going to say “right there with you, Daisy” but it would appear that I have been ninjaed. Ah well.

      … right there with you, Daisy.

    3. BrokenEye, True False Prophet

      Hi, I’m Daisy!

  3. Tobias

    Surprised Daisy didn’t “edit in” a chest window.

    1. EvilPenguin

      That’s what the A is for

    2. Yotomoe

      She saving that for when she gets home. She’s got SOME self control.

    3. Plasma Mongoose

      Amazi-Girl + Chest Window:

      http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/5/11/2176bc6b-1af6-4206-8aa4-4fea0f6ca5d5.jpg

      1. etybolik

        All of my Internets.

      2. Yotomoe

        http://i.imgur.com/pQ1s7hi.png
        How about dis?

  4. Stephen Bierce

    *plays R.E.M’s “Orange Crush” on the Muzak*

  5. Mer

    Daisy is a gift to us all.

  6. rossalupus

    i’m conflicted weather daisys dreams would be better than real life
    fuck it, of course they would

    1. newllend

      I wonder if she has a dream journal, if so I got to get my hands on it.

      1. Doctor_Who

        Publish it. It’ll be a bestseller.

  7. EvergreenFir

    Please someone make fanart or a fanfic of this

    1. Yotomoe

      Only for five easy payments of $19.95

      1. newllend

        Or you can pay him in smiles hahaha, OK seriously now what website do I haft to go to request future comissions ?

        1. Yotomoe

          for me?
          http://www.Yotomoe.tumblr.com

          For Willis, it’s probably itswalky.tumblr.com

      2. Rachel Roth

        Plus interest?

  8. Emperor Kiva

    Uuuuuuh ooook

    1. liahansen

      whenever people expand “ok” like that i read it as “ook”, so your comment kinda sounded to me like a Farside caveman’s name.

      1. David M Willis

        oooooooooooooooooooooooooook

        1. Doctor_Who

          -The Librarian

        2. Arkadi

          Damn! You beat me to it XD

        3. Kaoy

          Damn you Willis! Get a like system on these comment sections already!

        4. Opus the Poet

          Ohhhhhh, Kaaaayyyyy?

        5. Animal

          “OK” is never a threat, no matter how many A’s you
          put on the end.

        6. Rachel Roth

          It is when it means what I mean it to mean.

        7. DSL

          Can you see?

        8. Animal

          Can you see?
          Oh, can you see?
          What that woman,
          She been doin’ to me?

      2. begbert2

        My preferred rendering is, ‘Okaaay…’

  9. Van Jealous

    Is this what they call a “sit-down” meeting?

  10. Wonder Wig

    And that’s how you drop Ms. Daisy.

    1. Opus the Poet

      Drop and break, now Dorothy has to buy Daisy. Pottery Barn rules and all.

    2. Leorale

      Driving Miss Daisy crazy.

  11. Kernanator

    I am 100% in favor of Daisy re-interpreting peoples’ words as being sexual.

    1. Yotomoe

      I’m pretty sure that’s what every teenage boy ever does already.

      1. Rabid Rabbit

        Also every commentator on this comic.

        1. Yotomoe

          Those are synonyms.

        2. Opus the Poet

          Does that mean I get Dick Clark’s title of World’s Oldest Teenager now that he’s passed? Because I haven’t seen my teens since Carter was President.

        3. ninja_jesus

          Sometimes I forget how old people can be on the internet.

        4. xKiv

          As old as you don’t want them to be.

        5. Bill

          Sorry, Opus; I think I’ve got prior claim to the title.  I was two years past my teens before Carter even took office — although I did get a chance to vote for him.

      2. Animal

        Hell, I’m 52 and I still do that.

  12. Nono

    So, Danny/Joe/Daisy/Amazi-Girl?

    1. Nono

      Wait, might as well have Agatha and Other Rachel in there too.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        That’s not a ship, it’s a flotilla. 😀

        1. NCP19

          That’s not a ship, it’s a space station. Wait…

        2. Usayasha

          That’s not a ship, it’s a God damn arms race!

        3. tinfoil theory

          Too big for a space station.

  13. D

    So, just dropping a thought here: what if Sal is the Whiteboard DingDong Bandit, and did all this precisely to call for Amazi-Girl’s attention? Think on it: last time the two met, Amazi-Girl just suddenly decided to attack Sal in a duel. What if this is Sal’s way of accepting it and calling her into the fight?

    1. D

      And of course I’d get a Sal avatar for this comment…

      1. newllend

        Irony, also thats unlikely if you remember last time she didn’t want anything to do with Amazi-girl why change her mind all of a sudden.

        1. D

          Uhm, that’s true… curiosity, maybe?

        2. Deanatay

          Actually, at the very end of the encounter, Sal had her ire up, and was about to fight her. Marcie called her off.
          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/03-up-all-night-to-get-vengeance/fightme/

        3. Deanatay

          In fact, Sal distinctly said ‘We’ll finish this some other time”, implying that it wasn’t over.

    2. Dean

      Batman has a Bat-Signal, Amazi-Girl has a whiteboard dingdong. Seems fair.

    3. Kathleen

      No- if Sal wanted to fight., she’d just go up to her and fight. Sal isn’t subtle.

    4. Leorale

      I have a hard time imagining Sal caring enough about this to draw dongs on every whiteboard. Not her style! The best twist I can think of is probably Dina, who tries to imitate social interactions with very limited success, and who has the attention span and sneakiness to pull it off.

  14. JessWitt

    Good god, Lemon.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      More like Lime, at least for now.

      1. JessWitt

        *looks in Urban Dictionary* Ohh. Well I learned something new today.

  15. Plasma Mongoose

    We don’t get anywhere near enough Daisy in this here webcomic. 😀

    1. Yotomoe

      Nor Sierra. They should totally make out to remedy this.

      1. NCP19

        Next time on Slipshine

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        I wouldn’t say no to that. :d

  16. Mkvenner

    She needed a girlfriend or a fuck buddy.

    1. Deanatay

      Or a vibrator. She should talk to Roz, I’m sure she could hook her up.

      1. JWLM

        I would guess that Roz could find someone to hook up with her.

        1. Mattyos

          or Roz could just hook up with her and use a vibrator

        2. Leorale

          Good news for Daisy, bad news for Robin’s political machine.

  17. J_Excelsior12

    Daisy has been a naughty girl…

  18. Darth Cariss

    I think it would’ve been funnier if Amazi-Girl had a boob-window in Daisy’s daydream. Still pretty great, though!

  19. auroki

    why haven’t sweatervests become a tag yet~?

  20. Yotomoe

    Daisy’s only wish is that Billie had interviewed Amazi-girl. Is there anything quite as hot as that mental image? Maybe a sun or something, but other than that!

    1. newllend

      Why stop there, why not imagine Billie interviewing her in a Bikini wile in a hot tub.

      1. tinfoil theory

        Journalism.

  21. GoogerGeiger

    Are they wearing pants in Daisy’s daydream?

    This is important.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      They only exist so they can be removed.

  22. Plasma Mongoose

    New slipshine: “The Daisy-chain daydream gangbang”.

    1. Yotomoe

      Featuring all the DOA ladies.

      Then after that we make a dude version. Everyone gets it.

      1. Nono

        But that would imply Blaine and Faz being in there too.

        If were to limit it to recurring freshmen, that would mean Danny, Walky, Ethan, Joe, Jacob, Mike.

        I’m okay with this.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          You just saved us from having to consume a great quanity of brain bleach.

        2. Opus the Poet

          LOL! and not even a Muttley Laugh this time, my allergies are much better.

        3. Disloyal Subject

          Speak for yourself.

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          You like Blaine and Faz? I guess it takes all types.

        5. Nono

          If we were including ‘recurring characters’, then you might as well add in Galasso, Ron, Ryan, Jason, Tony, and the Dean.

          You might as well add in all the dads at that point.

        6. nekobawt

          next on slipshine: “the daddy issue(s)”

  23. newllend

    Don’t stop now think of more !

  24. Ryune

    No more Amazi-girl crushes?

    *Sadly closes Amazi-girl shrine*

    1. Ryune

      the danny gravatar strikes again |C

  25. Jake

    People crushing on Amazi-Girl has been an epidemic for a LONG time.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Just as long as the AGC(Amazi-Girl Crush) epidemic doesn’t crossover with the BD(Butts Disease) we might just survive this.

      1. Rabid Rabbit

        I dunno, A-G’s got a pretty good butt.

        1. Disloyal Subject

          It’s too late for him

  26. Jason

    *GASP* Thought bubbles!

    1. JessWitt

      Naughty thought bubbles!

  27. Dean

    Coming soon on Slipshine: ‘Dorothy’s Interview With Amazi-Girl, According to Daisy’s Fevered Imagination’.

    1. Deanatay

      AKA Dorothy Does A Journalism, next on Slipshine.

      1. Ntrovert60

        Talk about Driving Miss Daisy…

        1. Heavensrun

          You’ve been waiting for a chance to use that, haven’t you?

        2. nekobawt

          i’d suggest “drilling miss daisy” but that’s probably already the title of a porn parody of the original and i’m too terrified to verify this.

  28. Dakhran

    It’s the power of that ample boo-tay, that steatopygous caboose, that callipygian badonkadonk, that junk in her trunk…

    …I’ll be in my bunk.

    1. Yotomoe

      Damnit, me too. Thanks Dahranbama!

  29. Boomwolf97

    don’t you just love it when your boss has erotic fantasies in which you are involved.

    1. Rabid Rabbit

      Fortunately, if that’s ever occured, I’ve never been aware of it. Also, I’ll be scrubbing my mind out with bleach for the next little while. Thanks.

    2. gwalla

      aaaiiiieeeeeeee

  30. XMinusOne

    So that’s what’s driving Miss Daisy?

    1. tinfoil theory

      From “guy got beat up in parking tot” to girl/girl slash fiction in under two panels.

  31. pendrake

    If you look closely as Daisy’s chin, there is a white line of drool (hard to see since it is small and Daisy’s skin is light colored), which makes the scene all the funnier

  32. Opus the Poet

    Nobody said anything yet about AG in the process of removing her cape in Daisy-vision? Y’all are getting lazy or unobservant.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      I feel bad for not noticing this detail.

  33. Flimsyfishy

    Looks like Daisy’s imagination is sticking to the plot.

  34. Idon'tcarenomore

    Good God Willis, give that woman a partner, a ‘real’ one.

  35. etybolik

    There is no such thing as too many people crushin’ on Amazi-Girl, Willis. NO SUCH THING.

  36. Rybridge

    Man, everything gets erotic fan fiction…even the news…

    1. Gigafreak

      Rule 34: There will be porn of it. No exceptions.

  37. MrSirk

    Is Daisy going to be one of those people who thought they’d get a lot of action in college but end up getting none?

  38. Orangey

    I really hope Daisy gets a girlfriend. I’m feeling for her right now hahaa

    1. Sir Robin

      I know, how is she still single? There are literally bisexual/gay women almost everywhere in a Willis comic

      (not that I mind)

      1. timemonkey

        Well, Leslie’s a teacher, Robin’s too old, Grace and Mandy are together, and Ruth and Billie are busy destroying each other.

        1. Heavensrun

          Presuming a bit about Grace and Mandy. I don’t think we’ve actually seen enough of them to conclude that they’re actually a couple. Billie thought so, IIRC, but Billie projects so much she could open her own theater.

        2. BlackIo

          I dunno, this seemed vaguely suggestive.

        3. timemonkey

          They had a lovers spat Billie helped break up, admittedly off screen, a while back.

        4. Godozo

          Back when they still gave tenure to teachers, I heard a stat that 1 in 9 male professors were married to former students. Even knew a couple who had done that (or some variation thereof).

          So Leslie’s a possibility (although maybe not, though for other reasons…)

      2. Deanatay

        Surprisingly, being surrounded by eligible, potentially compatible sex partners does not immediately lead to getting laid constantly. Or to having a committed partner. Life is funny that way.

        1. Sir Robin

          True, but she doesn’t seem picky

        2. John

          Desperation is not an attractive trait.

  39. Arkadi

    OMG Daisy’s a shipper XDXDXDXD

  40. thatindianguy

    God damn it Daisy there’s an internet full of porn. Make use of it.

  41. Björn

    I still hear Daisy’s lines in J. Jonah Jameson’s voice…

    1. gwalla

      I WANT PICTURES! PICTURES OF AMAZI-GIRL in various states of undress

    2. Swerve

      Presumably you mean J.K. Simmons’ J. Jonah Jameson voice, right? 😉

      “Keener! Where’s that erotic story about Amazi-Girl? That girl’s a menace! An erotic menace!”

      1. Maveric1984

        It’s weird to me that he’s the voice of an air bender in Korra. Though, the character does have a temper that does show from time to time.

  42. hurocrat

    For a journalist, Dorothy really needs to choose her figures of speech more carefully…

    1. gwalla

      Old journalistic aphorism: “Think with a dirty mind to avoid writing with one.”

  43. Bagge

    Next up: Daisy opens a fanfic column of the news paper.

  44. hof1991

    We don’t see Daisy much because she spends all her time writing comments here trying to ship Dorothy and AG.

  45. Deanatay

    Good thing this isn’t anime – Daisy’d have a river of blood flowing from her nose right now…

  46. The kid

    Heeeeyyyyyyyyyy

  47. Stevilicious

    Does Daisy have a counterpart in the old continuity?

    1. gwalla

      Yup, she was leader of a SEMME squad. There was a Manchurian Candidate thing involved.

  48. begbert2

    Hey.

    1. SeanNOLA

      Hey.

  49. Animal

    Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true
    I’m half crazy over the love of you
    It won’t be a stylish marriage
    I can’t afford a carriage
    But you’ll look sweet
    Upon the seat
    Of a bicycle built for two

    Ruby, Ruby, give me your answer true
    Will you let me peddle along with you
    When you and I go cruisin’
    You’ll thank me for choosin’
    You to come and have some fun
    On a bicycle built for two

    Billy, Billy, give me your answer true
    I love riding, do you love it too
    Slow or fast or faster
    You lead, I’ll follow after
    The path flies by as you and I
    Ride a bicycle built for two

    A bicycle built for two

    1. Opus the Poet

      That was pretty good.

      1. Bill

        Those are really the actual lyrics to the refrain (well, verses 1, 3, and 4, anyway; verse 2 is Daisy’s reply to her suitor):

        “Michael, Michael, Here is my answer true.
        I’m not crazy all for the love of you.
        If you can’t afford a carriage,
        There won’t be any marriage.
        ‘Cause I’ll be damned
        If I’ll be crammed
        On a bicycle built for two.”

        It’s just that most people only know the first one … sort of like no one really knows (or remembers, or cares) that there are four verses to The Star-Spangled Banner too.

        1. Leorale

          I always heard it “Harry, Harry, here is my answer true / I’ll not marry all for the likes of you. / If you can’t afford a carriage / then there won’t be any marriage / cause I’ll get switched / if I get hitched / on a bicycle built for two.”

          One of many many songs with depressing 2nd verses.

  50. John

    Daisy’s fantasies are a lot sketchier than Joyce’s.

  51. Swerve

    Only “Dumbing of Age” could go from mentioning a man being beaten within an inch of his life to an erotic dream in two panels. As Tracks would say, “Good show Willis, good show!” (I can never tell when Tracks is being sarcastic. It’s that Boston Lockjaw malware he contracted on Earth. Ratchet thought he had an antiviral program to cure it, but then the surge happened, and next thing you know Tracks actually likes talking like Thurston Howell III.)

  52. JWLM

    I’m seeing a new Slipshine here: “Daisy Does Daydreams”

  53. HeySo

    We’re getting ever closer to that Lois Lane/Clark Kent romance between Amber and Dorothy~

  54. Kugai

    Hmmmm

    I wonder if she ships J/7 or 7/Torres?

    😉 😀

    1. HeySo

      J/7/Torres/Kes all together in an interstellar bubble bath?

  55. Charles Phipps

    Daisy really does need a girlfriend. She should try dating Malaya.

  56. HeySo

    Daisy x Dina~

    1. HeySo

      @Charles Phipps. Not sure why that didn’t reply properly.

  57. Lord Geovanni

    there is never enough to crush on amazi-girl

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