Jeez Danny, if you’re going to sing Chumbawamba, at least sing one of their more wholesome songs like “I Can’t Hear You Cause Your Mouth’s Full of Shit” at least!
Sal: Welp! Done exposin’ mahself emotionally for the ev’nin’, tahm to find me a bar an’ tie one on!
Danny (lying in a crumpled ball on the stairs): Pissin’ the night away, Pissin’ the night away…
Sal: Dammit, Wonderbread…
He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the best times
(Oh Danny Boy, Danny Boy, Danny Boy)
His entire existence prior to the movies was “Oh, and there’s also Radagast”. They didn’t need to make him the Doctor.
Dean
Radagast was a completely different character to the Doctor. Sylvester McCoy playing both roles doesn’t change that.
begbert2
Corrected, ruined, tomato, tomahto.
According to googling we knew a *little* about Radagast prior to the movies – he was more into plants and animals and birds than the affairs of men and maia, and he was somewhat gullible and Sauruman considered him to be a fool (with justification, since Saruman was the one who fooled him). He was probably intended to be a more significant character in earlier drafts of the Hobbit but things changed as the manuscript developed.
So he wasn’t quite just a footnote. Still, leaping from that to ‘dotard with poop on his face’ was fairly typical of why the only Hobbit movie I acknowledge was made in 1977.
thejeff
IIRC, Radagast didn’t exist when the Hobbit was written – nor did Saruman or really the idea of Istari in general, just Gandalf and it wasn’t clear what he was.
That all developed during the writing of LoTR as he brought the simpler children’s story of the Hobbit fully into the larger world of Middle-Earth. Marginally more than a footnote, but pretty slim and not at all done well by in the movies.
GoblinScribe
This is kinda a huge overstatement. Radagast wasn’t a footnote—he had a distinct personality (an eccentric and “simple” wizard who was overly connected with the beasts and birds and eventually failed to join the rest of the Maiar because of it) and a distinct arc. I honestly had no complaints with his addition, though it was part of a broader “filler” issue with those terrible garbage movies.
Walky throwing toys, Danny turning down Amber for Amazigirl, Ethan trying to turn straight for Joyce, everything about Joyce and Jacob flirting despite Raidah… yep math checks out
Zana
And then there’s Billie and Ruth’s whole relationship… Most good ships in this start off a bit rocky.
He was looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb, in the shape, of an L, on the floorboards.
WELL
Reaver
The cops start coming, so I gotta get running ?
Ereshkigal
The cops start coming, and they don’t stop coming
They’re coming for me, so I gotta get running.
Didn’t make sense not to up and run,
My breath gets short ’cause I ain’t got lungs…
WalkerOfSorrow
So much to do, so much to see,
Getting NSync with the Backstreets…
Leo
Just saw a cop, better stay low;
I’m in a dead end, where can I go?
Mortartarsaus
you never know if you’re too slow
when you’re trying to run from the Po-po
Hey now, you’re a murderer! wash the blood off your face
Hey now, wipe te prints off! What’s your alibi for March 8th?
DNA starts to glow-OOH-oh!
Under UV lights so wash some mo-OOH-oore~!
There’s no escape from Smashmouth. There never was, if we’re being honest. It’s been a futile effort, when we could have saved ourselves the exhaustion by just giving in
I can’t figure out how to react to this. On the one hand, I like the song. On the other… that song is nearly impossible to sing well (because the original doesn’t really sound all that good in the first place) and … it’s a ukulele cover. And I don’t think we’ve ever seen Danny sing before. So I have to question the quality of his cover.
And all the lights that light the way, fluorescent
There are many songs that I would like to sing with you
But you don’ know how
So may-bay
You’ll learn them on the u-kel-lay-lay
And like you said (talking to you, Marsh)
Yer mah Wonderbread
214 thoughts on “Rusty”
Ana Chronistic
“ya want me ta test yer resilience?”
“huh?”
*SHOVE*
“now get up again, ah wanna see if ah can keep ya down”
*groan* “…I knew these stairs were cursed…”
GoblinScribe
Danny’s always getting dumped there.
Cam94509
I warned you about the stairs, bro.
threePwny
I’d try to come up with an appropriately humorous and referential reply, but I’m only in Act 5, so…
threePwny
What I’m trying to say is, what you did there: I SEE IT
DJTsurugi
it keeps happening. ~<3
Reltzik
It’s escalating.
Lauren
Or as panels 2/3 prove: I warned you about STARES!!!
Van Jealous
Jeez Danny, if you’re going to sing Chumbawamba, at least sing one of their more wholesome songs like “I Can’t Hear You Cause Your Mouth’s Full of Shit” at least!
Stacyswirl
I’m partial to anything off Readymades, myself.
Deanatay
Sal: Welp! Done exposin’ mahself emotionally for the ev’nin’, tahm to find me a bar an’ tie one on!
Danny (lying in a crumpled ball on the stairs): Pissin’ the night away, Pissin’ the night away…
Sal: Dammit, Wonderbread…
Felix
He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the best times
(Oh Danny Boy, Danny Boy, Danny Boy)
AnvilPro
Danny can read the mood like a wizard
jeffepp
A crazy old wizard that talks to rocks, eats mice, and forgets to wear pants.
The Other Mike
Outside of the “eats mice” thing, sounds like Radagast.
TheGrumpybear
Pants? How do?
Nobody
I’m annoyed by this, Radagast was a footnote in the books with no character development
Clif
Fortunately the movie corrected that.
Delicious Taffy
His entire existence prior to the movies was “Oh, and there’s also Radagast”. They didn’t need to make him the Doctor.
Dean
Radagast was a completely different character to the Doctor. Sylvester McCoy playing both roles doesn’t change that.
begbert2
Corrected, ruined, tomato, tomahto.
According to googling we knew a *little* about Radagast prior to the movies – he was more into plants and animals and birds than the affairs of men and maia, and he was somewhat gullible and Sauruman considered him to be a fool (with justification, since Saruman was the one who fooled him). He was probably intended to be a more significant character in earlier drafts of the Hobbit but things changed as the manuscript developed.
So he wasn’t quite just a footnote. Still, leaping from that to ‘dotard with poop on his face’ was fairly typical of why the only Hobbit movie I acknowledge was made in 1977.
thejeff
IIRC, Radagast didn’t exist when the Hobbit was written – nor did Saruman or really the idea of Istari in general, just Gandalf and it wasn’t clear what he was.
That all developed during the writing of LoTR as he brought the simpler children’s story of the Hobbit fully into the larger world of Middle-Earth. Marginally more than a footnote, but pretty slim and not at all done well by in the movies.
GoblinScribe
This is kinda a huge overstatement. Radagast wasn’t a footnote—he had a distinct personality (an eccentric and “simple” wizard who was overly connected with the beasts and birds and eventually failed to join the rest of the Maiar because of it) and a distinct arc. I honestly had no complaints with his addition, though it was part of a broader “filler” issue with those terrible garbage movies.
Pylgrim
My bet is a reference to the Wizards of the Unseen Academy with 0 social skills.
Freemage
Dan Danned this ship real good.
MM
Danny boy, Danny boy…
Reltzik
The ukes, the ukes are calling…
WalkerOfSorrow
From dorm to dorm and down the wonderbread
Bret
Why, wonder bread, why
(((Mkvenner)))
It’s Danny
N0083rp00F
Because you always wonder – is this bread?
threePwny
Can’t tell if this christens the ship or sinks it…
Doctor_Who
No DoA relationship is official until it’s gotten awkward. It’s like breaking a bottle of champagne on the hull.
Needfuldoer
Sometimes the bottle smashes a hole through the hull, but hey what can you do?
Nobody
Walky throwing toys, Danny turning down Amber for Amazigirl, Ethan trying to turn straight for Joyce, everything about Joyce and Jacob flirting despite Raidah… yep math checks out
Zana
And then there’s Billie and Ruth’s whole relationship… Most good ships in this start off a bit rocky.
Godfather
I’d rather they not be a ship, honestly. I love their friendship.
Which, of course, is Willis’s cue to step in and sabotage the whole operation.
Danni
the pipes, the pipes are calling
from glen to glen
and down the mountainside
Pablo360
you tumble
Ray
Down HER mountainside?
“I get knocked down
Then she’s on top o’ me
Guess I’m gonna stay down for a while…”
Chris Phoenix
Now I’m waiting in your valley
To be standing on your mountain
That I might tumble down your hillside
To a place that waits for me.
thejeff
The cruelest love can seem so kind
David DeLaney
He’ll be comin’ round the mountain when he cooooomes
–Dave, in the distance, Sal winces
Zaidyer
If you look at “Danning it up” in the dictionary, you’ll find this strip.
Cheesy1
“Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me . . .”
“Finish that verse and I swear they’ll never find the body!”
Lux
“I stored his body inside the shed…”
Someone come up with the next line please.
Tacos
“Then I slipped on his blood and hit my head.”
Foxhack
He was looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb, in the shape, of an L, on the floorboards.
WELL
Reaver
The cops start coming, so I gotta get running ?
Ereshkigal
The cops start coming, and they don’t stop coming
They’re coming for me, so I gotta get running.
Didn’t make sense not to up and run,
My breath gets short ’cause I ain’t got lungs…
WalkerOfSorrow
So much to do, so much to see,
Getting NSync with the Backstreets…
Leo
Just saw a cop, better stay low;
I’m in a dead end, where can I go?
Mortartarsaus
you never know if you’re too slow
when you’re trying to run from the Po-po
Hey now, you’re a murderer! wash the blood off your face
Hey now, wipe te prints off! What’s your alibi for March 8th?
DNA starts to glow-OOH-oh!
Under UV lights so wash some mo-OOH-oore~!
Delicious Taffy
There’s no escape from Smashmouth. There never was, if we’re being honest. It’s been a futile effort, when we could have saved ourselves the exhaustion by just giving in
Mandy
Can I just say how much I freakin’ love this friendship.
Mordecai
Dannys gonna danny
Solenoid
the pipes the pipes are calling
Solenoid
ah nuts, i got beat to the joke.
Lux
I can’t figure out how to react to this. On the one hand, I like the song. On the other… that song is nearly impossible to sing well (because the original doesn’t really sound all that good in the first place) and … it’s a ukulele cover. And I don’t think we’ve ever seen Danny sing before. So I have to question the quality of his cover.
Schpoonman
I mean, the original song is just kinda shouting anyway.
jeffepp
Sing before…
Desperado…
Sev
Oh good point, I’d forgotten about that. That was also to Sal, yes?
DSL
Suggested reaction: Hey, there’s someone who’s having a good time expressing themselves in song without hurting anyone.
Keulen
I not sure that song would sound good with ukelele. And I get the feeling Danny isn’t as good at singing as Sal.
WalkerOfSorrow
One of the great failures of human anatomy is that we cannot hear Sal sing.
Poskie
holy crap sal has whites to her eyes
Bam
Kiss!
Shiro
Danned up the moment, but like, in a really loveable way
I can’t tell whether I’m shipping it or friendshipping it but either way oh god Amber’s reaction…
Passchendaele
You’re not fooling anyone, Panel 3 Sal. 😛
Plasma Mongoose
Wonderbread: Oasis’ previous attempt at creating a hit.
Marsh Maryrose
“And lahk ah said
Yer mah Wonderbread”
Deanatay
And all the walls we sit upon are public
And all the lights that light the way, fluorescent
There are many songs that I would like to sing with you
But you don’ know how
So may-bay
You’ll learn them on the u-kel-lay-lay
And like you said (talking to you, Marsh)
Yer mah Wonderbread