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Schooly McCool
Posted on October 12, 2012 by David M Willis
The title of this strip was originally "Fine," but a much better title made itself apparent after writing the dialog.

101 thoughts on “Schooly McCool”

  1. David Herbert

    “I must not let Amazi-Girl know her arch-enemy Ruthless was here.”

    Unfortunately she doesn’t know Joe is Amazi-Girl.

    1. AckAckAck

      I want to see Billie as Amazi-Girl…..

      1. GrrArg42

        I thought Joe’s car was Amazi-Girl? I’m so confused.

        1. Drunken Nordmann

          “I’m Amazi-Girl – and so is my wife.”

        2. Bill M.

          Amazi-Girl Incorporated! But the uproar over the French Amazi-Girl who’s family had an Islamic background was too much backlash.

        3. shadowsneakz

          Lol, unlike most people i actually get that reference!

        4. Scout

          Obviously It’s Mike.

        5. shadowsneakz

          That would be Ultra Car, not Amazi-girl.

      2. Jim

        I’m satisfied with Billie as “Amazing-Rack!”

        1. David Herbert

          Would that make Sal Amazi-Hair?

      3. The Wizard

        No I must draw….

  2. Jen Aside

    Hell-o, poster Sal is standing in front of… Who is it? =o

    1. Wonder Wig

      Looks like Edward but… I didn’t want to jump to conclusions.

      1. Roborat

        I thought it was Ross from Friends.

        1. BrokenEye, True False Prophet

          I was gonna say John Constantine

    2. David

      It’s an actor Billie has previously mentioned finding attractive.

    3. Flushmaster

      My first impression was some kind of composite of David Duchovny, Clive Owen, and Spike from Cowboy Bepop…

    4. Whittier

      I figured it Dr Who Number Ten. Or, maybe, I was hoping….

    5. Em

      Andrew Garfield, unless I’m horribly mistaken.

  3. Plasma Mongoose

    Why is Billie hiding her beer, I thought her drunkeness was public knowledge.

    1. Yotomoe

      She’s just a little frazzled. Not thinkin’

    2. David

      Billie’s not hiding it for Billie’s sake.

      1. Kernanator

        That’s… actually pretty nice of her.

    3. Undrave

      Obviously so Sal would believe Billie and Ruth were making out mad lickity style. It’s all a gambit to make Sal jealous and hopefully get her to notice Billie.

      1. Khrene

        I love the way you tink

  4. Yotomoe

    C’mon Sal…that’s Joyce’s Job.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      I thought it was Sarah’s.

      1. Yotomoe

        Mary tries to make it her business too, but she’s just not making the cut.

  5. Krashthemystro

    “want me to put the fear’o god in her?” I don’t care who sal was talking about I would have said yes just to see what happens.

    1. Flushmaster

      I gotta say Sal’s actually a pretty great roommate. She’s barely ever around (giving Billie plenty of space), she doesn’t judge, and she readily extends a helping hand to her roommate in the form of a semi-politely worded offer to kick somebody’s ass for her. Rock on, Sal.

      1. Carp

        I was about to say the same thing. Sal would make the best room mate ever, I think.

        1. Kam

          except for her leaving windows open and the smell of smoke and/or oil perhaps

        2. Historyman68

          Oil?

  6. Wonder Wig

    Schooly McCool, the lesser known Highlander.

    1. Yotomoe

      Schooly McCool: Marty McFly’s little known cousin.

      1. Doctor_Who

        Also Dr. McNinja’s nickname in college.

        1. Izzy

          Which one?

      2. Valdrax

        Finn’s younger sister.

  7. Sporky

    The title “Fine” would have described the comic better. Or at least panel two.

    its funny because im a very lonely person

    1. Jason

      Plus one, dude. Plus. One.

      1. Jason

        Ha! Surprise avatar! Sal is perving after herself!

        1. Layman

          And your name’s Jason. The mind breaks!

    2. Bill M.

      Well, if Aerosmith has taught me anything, it’s that Fine is really an acronym for F#$ked up, Insecure, Neurotic, & Emotional. That would describe Billie right now.

      1. Sporky

        It describes Sal too, if you’re talking about Walkyverse Sal.

  8. Leon

    You can instill the fear once the hangover hits.

    1. Roborat

      I first read you comment as “hangover tits”, and spend a few minutes trying to figure out what the heck that was.

      . . . I need to get new glasses, getting old sucks.

      1. vlademir1

        Good ol’ presbyopia, huh…? Meanwhile “Hangover Tits” would be a great name for a band.

  9. Yotomoe

    Sal is quite protective of Billie. This comic needs a bro-fist.

    1. LuckyStar7

      Brohoof?

      1. Yotomoe

        These are women so that’d be pretty difficult.

        1. Izzy

          Is a cameltoe not akin to a hoof?

        2. Bill M.

          Only in porn aimed at guys, where the lesbians aren’t true lesbians but bisexuals that just haven’t met the right man yet to include in their trysts.

  10. Kernanator

    Oh yeah, she’d put the fear o’ God into Ruth alright.

    For she is vengeance, she is the night, she is…

    AMAZI-GIRL!

  11. GenericScreenName101

    Panel 2– Billie’s thought bubble:”Don’t look at Sal’s Boobs”

  12. Uniqueantique

    No she’s not 🙂

  13. Uniqueantique

    Dang thing posted in wrong answer spot.

  14. Aslee

    If I had no context here, I would think Sal and Billie were girlfriends; Billie got drunk and made out with a drunk Ruth. … Actually, it’s almost just like that with context.

    Sweet.

    1. Aslee

      Made even more valid by the gravatar. Thank you, Universe.

    2. Raen

      We all saw how interested Billie was in Sal’s swimsuit.

  15. Duco-Ducis

    Anyone else thinking ‘She came in through the DOOR?!?!?’

    1. GrrArg42

      Who are you and what did you do to Sal?!! ANSWER ME!!

      1. Resne

        Dat Elan.

    2. Matthew Davis

      That was part of the roommate agreement. Drunken Billie insisted on it the night she waited for Sal to come home.

  16. Geegles

    I’m just wondering how cold Sal’s torso is right now…

    1. Animaniac

      Probably not much, she had her jacket over her shoulder (and she was wearing it while on her bike) so she most likely took it off inside because it was uncomfortably warm. (also, artist is happy to fanservice us into complacency before dropping a DYW!)

      1. David

        Besides, it’s early September for these guys anyway. It’s probably seventy outside.

        1. DaJoshMaster

          Sheeet, I automatically assumed you were talking in C rather then F (being English), that would have been about 160 degrees. >.>

        2. vlademir1

          And that is why I always specify the scale I’m using if I talk about the weather… I’ve had exactly that happen before.

  17. DaJoshMaster

    I’ve just realised just how caramelly Sal is too… and my Dorothy shippings got all confused!

    1. ADHadh

      The Walkerton Twins, caramel fun for everyone!

  18. Björn

    OMG Sal in a tiny top! Always a nice way to start the day! 😀

    1. ping

      Fate couldn’t have chosen a worse picture for this comment. Except maybe Joyce.

      But yeah, this morning could only get better if we got Sal in a tiny top plus a suggestive conversation with Billie. Thank you, Aslee!

      1. DaJoshMaster

        We all know Joyce wants to jump Sal’s bones anyways.

        1. Historyman68

          We all know Joyce wants to jump on Sal’s motorcycle anyways.

          Fixed.

  19. Matdredalia

    I am traumatized by the fact that Joyce is #4 on the poll, and she actually ranked above Amber. Kinda makes me throw up a little.

    1. Jackson

      Honestly, I bet she’d also place #4 in a “Least favorite character” poll. Joyce is polarizing!

    2. AckAckAck

      I pick Billie, she’s lower than Joyce! blah 🙁

  20. Nexev

    So Sal and Sarah are both Old Testament gods? I blame the S.

    1. Andrusi

      Maybe Sal is short for Salah. And later they’ll meet Saaah, Sabah, Sacah, Sadah… and all of them are Old Testament God.

      (Poor Sasah. Everyone misspells her name.)

      1. Björn

        Jason actually elaborated on this in an old, old strip, trying to explain to a hostage alien that Sal was NOT short for “Salvador”. It went something like this: “Sal is short for Sally, which is a variation of Sarah–WHY AM I EXPLAINING THIS TO YOU?!”

  21. Animal

    Sal’s not wearing a bra.

    I can tell.

    Whooo.

    1. Kernanator

      Do you have X-ray vision or something?

      ARE YOU SUPERMAN?

      1. Animal

        No X-ray vision, but I do harbor Perverse Sexual Lust.

        Hell, I am the furshlugginer living embodiment of PSL.

      2. Historyman68

        Superman would never do that. Unless she had a bomb in her ribcage. Or a Kryptonite heart. Or she was a robot powered by tiny aliens. Or…

  22. Roborat

    Schooly McCool?? Really? that is the best she can do? I found that really funny for some reason. Question, does Sal wear the same outfit all the time, or does she have whole wardrobe of identical outfits?

    And yes, I am in favour of no bra Sal as well, love that natural bounce.

    1. AckAckAck

      But the gravity….

  23. Reiku

    Does NO ONE notice the fact that Sal came in, THROUGH THE DOOR!?

    That is NOT a window young lady.

    1. AckAckAck

      I notice. She broke the rule! that’s hot!

  24. Cespinarve

    “Out of my way, Schooly McCool” pretty much has to be the title of the next DoA book.

    1. Jackson

      Schooly McCool and the Cragged Shame Pits of the Lustwolves.

      1. AckAckAck

        Schooly McCool adventure in the Shame Pits of the Lustwolves.

  25. Tlachtga

    Is… is that a George Michael poster? Is that the George Michael poster from Full House?

    1. Wack'd

      Andrew Garfield from Amazing Spider-Man, actually.

  26. AckAckAck

    Three hot chicks in one room.I bet Joe is having a raging boner somewhere.

    1. Historyman68

      Um, it is a woman’s dorm…

      1. David

        It’s a coed dorm building.

  27. JA

    Schooly McCool…greatest nickname ever.

  28. Bill Murphy

    Hiding the drinking from your roomie?
    Selfish!

    1. Maycroft

      They’re on a student budget.

    2. cwDeici

      She just doesn’t want Sal to know they were drinking together.

  29. DarkoNeko

    I’m wondering wether Sal smelled the alcohol on Ruth and/or in the room. Did she purposely not try to push it further ?

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