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Service
Posted on October 31, 2012 by David M Willis

95 thoughts on “Service”

  1. Kurai Seraphim

    It wouldn’t be a college town without insane pizza adventures. Personally, I think she’s staking the place out for Ninja Turtles.

    1. Yotomoe

      Well it’s no “ninja pizza parlor”

      1. Aizat

        Well, the ninja district close down after the last Talk like a Pirate Day. Those poor guys, talking like pirates in front of a ninja.

      2. Eolirin

        Never presume a man does not have ninjas at his disposal.

      3. lightsabermario

        Is that a reference to the Archie Turtles comics?

  2. Jen Aside

    There’s that Amber’s Patented Smile­™ again!

    1. NiK

      And the first time it happened when talking about customer service too!
      http://www.shortpacked.com/2005/comic/book-1-brings-back-the-80s/01-just-a-toy-store/a-3/

    2. Leorale

      Yep! It’s especially for Customer Service.

  3. David Herbert

    He’s like the soup nazi, it’s too good to not bow to him.

    1. Doctor_Who

      NO (sub) FOR YOU!

      1. GrrArg42

        What?! But I was such a good boy this year. I want my Christmas Nuclear Submarine! ..sniff..

        1. Yotomoe

          And I wanted a replacement teacher to teach in place of the abscence of my real teacher.

        2. Raiser

          And my 26 inch speaker designed for projecting audio in the 20-200 Hz range! I was hoping for one of those. Aww.

        3. Aizat

          And a giant robot or a flying car. Whichever comes first.

        4. Kernanator

          I’m still holding out for a jetpack.

        5. Aizat

          I’m holding out for a pair of self lacing shoes.

        6. Yotomoe

          I’m still holding out for a girl worth fighting for.

        7. Rex Hondo

          I’m holding out for a hero ’til the end of the night.

        8. Random Guy

          I’m holding out for the death of “Twilight”, it’s authors, and all of the actors who portrayed that travesty of an excuse for literature as well as it’s many spin-offs.

        9. Charlie Spencer

          And an Oompa-Loompa, Daddy! And a goose that
          lays golden eggs! And I want it NOW!

        10. Rex Hondo

          I want my cutie mark, riiight naooowww!

        11. Yotomoe

          IT’S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW!

        12. fatemaster1

          I’m still holding out for a decent woman.

  4. Wonder Wig

    Galasso would be a great Batman.
    I SAID SMILE!
    WHERE ARE THEY!?

    1. Aizat

      WHERE ARE THE OTHER DRUGS?

      1. Wonder Wig

        TELL ME ABOUT THE RABBITS!

        1. Aizat

          THAT’S NO ORDINARY RABBIT!

        2. Yotomoe

          THAT’S NO MOON!

        3. hmrc4evr

          It’s a space station!

          ….wearing a giant pair of Mickey Mouse ears?!?!

        4. Rex Hondo

          “Great shot, kid! You just blew up Epcot. They sign our paychecks, now, dumbass.”

        5. Aslee

          Too soon.

        6. Random Guy

          They also bought Star Wars.

  5. Aizat

    What in this miserable is more beautiful THAN A NICE BIG SMILE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  6. NerdHerder

    AAAAAWWWWWWW

  7. Yotomoe

    oh that smile. Such sweet memories.

  8. Doomdarts

    Galasso needs to appear more often.

    1. Aizat

      Your gravatar….is that Omega from Final Fantasy 5?

      1. Eposi

        perhaps, but maybe it’s from another one that lifted it for an optional boss like the psp version ff1 of FF4 the After Years

      2. Shade

        It appears to be yes, maybe not the FFV version though judging by the detail on it, I’d have to guess IV the After Years.

  9. Aizat

    KEEP SMILING JABRONI!

    1. Azumango

      Did you mean “Cabron?” Or is Jabron an actual thing people say?

      1. Aizat

        It’s Jabroni. It’s a real word, I think.

        1. Rex Hondo

          Well, as real as anything with its origin in professional wrestling…

  10. Phil

    More Galasso! Yeah!
    Also, have you started refenrencing yourself?

    1. Gundi

      Started?

  11. agentksilver

    GALLAAAASSSSOOOOOOO!!!!!!

    Sorry, he’s my favorite.

  12. Regalli

    They have the same smile.

    Okay, I didn’t ship it before, but now I will ship this to the grave.

    1. Yotomoe

      Don’t ship them to the grave! The postage will be REDICULOUS!!!

    2. hmrc4evr

      Then they will come back as zombies!

      Why do you want to make Amber a zombie? The zombie uprising will be bad enough without Zombie Amazi-Girl saving everyone just to eat them for herself.

      1. Historyman68

        Classic twist.

  13. Kernanator

    Smile, darn you, smile! Everybody loves to grin!

    1. Resne

      EVERYBODY LOVES TO SMILE. WHY AREN’T YOU SMILING.

    2. Kernanator

      Follow my lead, recite my creed, and smile, darn you, smile.

  14. Kaylee

    Dumbing of Age: Return of the Smile

  15. Yotomoe

    C’MON GET HAPPY!
    C’MON GET HAPPY!

    1. Aizat

      HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!
      HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!

      1. Rex Hondo

        Don’t worry, be happy.

        1. petsinwinter

          SMILING IS FREE BAM BA-BAM BAM

  16. Yotomoe

    Hey Golasso buddy. Why don’t you try leading by example.

    1. Kernanator

      He is smiling. Look at him. Look at the joy on his face.

      1. Boom

        Friend Galasso is your friend.

        1. Aizat

          Your friendly neighborhood Galasso.

        2. Kernanator

          Galasso-man, Galasso-man. Does whatever a Galasso can.

        3. Aizat

          Makes a pizza, any size. Can’t you see? Just like that. Hey there, ther goes Galasso-man.

        4. Khrene

          Galasso-man, Galasso-man.
          Does whatever a Galasso can.
          Makes a po-boy, any size.
          Serving up delicious pizza pies!
          Grins up!
          Here comes Galasso-man!

          Are they good?
          Listen bud,
          He’s got pizza tossing in his blood.
          But how’re the cold cuts stuffed bread?
          Order up a sub and you’ll be feed
          Relax,
          There goes Galasso-man!

  17. Yotomoe

    I don’t think you understand how great this pizza is. I know what Golasso’s like and I STILL suggested we come here. THAT’S how good the pizza is.

  18. abb3w

    In a college town restaurant, as long as it’s alongside good food at relatively cheap prices that’s served promptly, it’s AMAZING how much psychotic attitude can be included in the customer service.

    It does cut into the tips, slightly; but bloody few college students tip worth a damn, anyway.

    1. Historyman68

      The waiters at the sushi restaurant nearby me that yell at you if you don’t order fast enough would agree.

  19. Jason

    More Galasso please!

    1. Maycroft

      (And Subs)

  20. Plasma Mongoose

    Smile and the whole world smiles with you.

    1. Aizat

      To quote the Joker: “What in this miserable is more beautiful THAN A NICE BIG SMILE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

    2. Rex Hondo

      Laugh, and the world laughs with you.
      Fart, and you stand alone.

      1. fatemaster1

        I stand alone anyway, so what’s the difference?
        All alone, so very,very, alone.

  21. TARDIS with a Hat

    Come on everypony smile, smile, smile
    Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine
    All I really need’s a smile, smile, smile
    From these happy friends of mine!

    1. Rex Hondo

      So, apparently it’s a very special musical episode of DOA Comment Section.

  22. Twisted Two-face

    I want to talk (in parentheses) too.

    1. begbert2

      Oh, that’s easy – that’s the textual representation of a verbal aside, which is vocally represented by a slight drop in volume and a tonal shift.

      Doing that while shouting, on the other hand, is mighty impressive.

  23. BeaArthurDent

    That is totally Mother Bear’s.

    1. BeaArthurDent

      I only say this because I used to live very near there, and this makes me happy.

  24. Kaci

    Galasso is yelling. The world is as it should be.

  25. DaJoshMaster

    Oh my god, it’s Amazi-girl!

  26. Dr.Z

    NO SOUP FOR YOU!

    1. fatemaster1

      That’s ok, I don’t want soup, I want pie.

  27. Whittier

    Is this based on an actual Bloomington pizza place? Then again, there are so many….

    1. WALLARD MALBROOKS

      For those of you who don’t know, Glasso’s Pizza replaces Mother Bear’s Pizza in Bloomington. Mother Bear’s has award-winning pizza, but I guess their service isn’t great? I’ve never had a problem, but I usually get Aver’s instead.

      1. David

        Mother Bear’s service is fine. It’s Galasso who’s weird.

      2. Whittier

        Hm, I never had any problems at Mother Bear’s.

  28. Bill M.

    Ah, Galasso. He’s a cruel, but fair, dictator.

  29. TPman

    Did Galasso just yell something in brackets? That takes talent (AND I ADMIRE THAT!)

  30. ArkhamTexan

    How is he able to talk in parentheses like that? I could sorta see how Amber did it in the last strip. But in the middle of yelling? Is the (sub) bit just some sort of compulsion peeps have to do when discussing his restaurant? Like when the La-li-lu-le-lo make people say La-li-lu-le-lo instead of saying La-li-lu-le-lo?

    … oh, goddammit.

  31. Jack

    I always expect it to be Pizzas (and Subjugation).

  32. LimeTH

    Even here, the smile lives on.

  33. AJBulldis

    I like pizza!

  34. hoop

    I have found the actor to play Galasso.

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