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Those of you who've followed my earlier, pre-Dumbing of Age webcomics should know that Joyce and Walky! is now completed! Like, finally. If you've bought the subscription pages from my store, the power to read them is yours, with one hiccup: I can't access the old joyceandwalky.com server anymore, so I've mirrored everything at itswalky.com. So if you just swap out "joyceandwalky.com" for "itswalky.com" in the URL for the last subscription strip page, you can read the final five strips.
*puts the final mound of dirt on the Walkyverse's funeral plot, hopes it doesn't spring forth like a zombie*
271 thoughts on “Sharp”
Jen Aside
“Look, Danno, I know you’re gay for me, but you need to work on your act if you’re gonna hide in the closet like that.”
“I’m not gay for YOU, Joe! …wait I mean”
Jen Aside
ahhh the actual final end of J&W! *completionist’s sigh*
okay that’s done time to check Patreon
Matthew Davis
Shoot, I can’t find the email where Willis sent the link if you subscribed in my inbox.
Matthew Davis
Ha, nevermind, found the old inbox.
Yet_One_More_Idiot
Stop Danning it up so much, Danny, or people will think you *are* gay…waitaminute… 😛
*Should be preparing for a job interview right now* xD
Lord foul
What are you talking about this is totally relevant to all job interviews
jpic89
I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN WAITING YEARS FOR THIS MOMENT!
whty706
Damn, so its finally ended? Ugh… Guess now I need to get the subscription pages to finish them. I was just hoping it would kind of go on forever… Oh well, time to have all the feels!
Jen Aside
Apparently you may also pledge to Patreon! =D
Jen Aside
(also, Willis, I didn’t mean to sound like I was being dismissive or anything, just that “SQUEEEEEEE!!!x19846” seems a bit spoilery)
otusasio451
I’mnotgayYOU’REgaySHUTUP
Mr. Random
Laugh at everything. Because life’s a joke. You’re the punchline and the apocalypse is nigh!
Solenoid
Something something nihilist arby’s
Mr. Random
DOOM UPON THIS PLANET AND LET IT BE FILLED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE GUILTY AND THE BARBECUE SAUCE OF THE INNOCENT!
Screwball
For life is quite absurd,
And Death’s the final word,
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin,
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it, it’s you’re last chance of the hour.
SO, always look on the bright side of Death.
Just before you draw your terminal breath…
Demon Something
Joe knows where it’s at here. Amber can deal again. #literallyfallinginlove
Plasma Mongoose
Joe’s gaydar is tingling…
Dean
No, tht’s early-stage syphilis.
Plasma Mongoose
If that’s the case, AG needs to get tested.
KingMabel
Do Amazi-condoms protect against STD’s?
MeghanTheWorldEater
Amazi-condoms protect against anything since they’re always prepared.
Plasma Mongoose
Since an intact condom that is worn properly prevents the naughtiest of the naughty bits from being in direct contact, it should reduce the chances of STD transmission.
Solenoid
They’re hardly amazing if they don’t.
Agemegos
I’d be amazed if they didn’t.
Jason
No, but they are immune to criticism.
Pantheon the Mantheon
Nope, amazi-condoms only protect from sexual based critisism unfortunately.
Gigafreak
Amazi-condoms are immun to cliticism
Rich
Why would Joe having syphilis require Amber/Amazi-Girl to get tested? He may have her on his “to do” list, but I suspect any attempt to check her off would result in him getting a beating that would put Mike’s to shame.
Rich
FYI, you don’t generally see the kind of nerve damage that would cause that kind of shaking until the later stages of syphilis.
Joe contracting an STD would be an interesting development. He’s supposedly pretty conscientious about practicing safe sex, but nothing beyond total abstinence is 100% safe and if his stories are to be believed he’s had a LOT of partners since the series began.
MeghanTheWorldEater
Maybe there’ll be a plot twist in which we learn Joe is a virgin and he really just stayed up all night playing xbox and eating nachitos with all those girls.
Rich
Sadly, he has video evidence to the contrary courtesy of Roz. It would be immensely entertaining to discover that she was an anomalous success and that he’s actually been exaggerating his “score” though. Other than Roz and Penny, I don’t think he has any confirmed sex partners, so that’s vaguely plausible.
MeghanTheWorldEater
I was just hoping someone would draw a picture of Roz looking annoyed while Joe played video games honestly >.>
DarkoNeko
I’d love to see that.
Rorror
Not even abstinence is 100% safe. STDs are commonly spread by intercourse, not only.
Rich
Truth. Which makes the terms STD/STI technically inaccurate, doesn’t it?
newllend(henryvolt)
The Question here is why would he have one?
Plasma Mongoose
Maybe he got it cos it was a free ad-free app.
KingMabel
Strangely enough, when you download that app they recommend you download a free Bible app. Not sure how that’s related at all.
Plasma Mongoose
I typed in gaydar in Google Play and got a list of gay dating and hook up apps… kinda makes sense when you think of it.
newllend(henryvolt)
Google Gaydar huh? Well its a better idea than that Angry AI New Zealands making.
Plasma Mongoose
A “gaydar” app which allows any gay/bi/lesbian who have joined Gaydar to identify any nearby LBGs for easier socialisation/dating.
MeghanTheWorldEater
Transdar is still in early pre-alpha.
Plasma Mongoose
But trans isn’t an orientation…
MeghanTheWorldEater
Well yeah but it’s still impossible to find each other.
Gordon
You basically just described the principle behind apps like Grindr, but those are…
Let’s just say they are focused on a very particular subset of what could be referred to as dating.
Rycan
For Joe, it would tell him which girls have zero interest in him.
cesium133
It doesn’t seem to have worked with “the tasty redhead” Becky.
SonicBlueRanger
Joe’s Gaydar needs a tuneup I think. Or it doesn’t think Bisexuals exist.
Opus the Poet
Danny laughing… [shudder]
Catullus
It’s occurred to me, I don’t know if we’ve ever seen anyone sincerely laughing in DoA. It’s basically always nervous laughter, and the few times it isn’t are usually instances of derisive laughter instead.
Leorale
I think Sarah’s made a snrrk of amusement but I can’t think of when.
winter
She laughed when Joyce got her flu shot despite not believing in evolution.
Leorale
Oh yeah, and here’s Billie laughing at her. http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/05-saturdays-all-right-for-slighting/hadme/
Leorale
–oh hey, while archive diving I found out that Billie was into some bisexual dudes. http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/05-saturdays-all-right-for-slighting/people/
So she does know what bisexuality is, and is positively disposed towards bi dudes, she just hasn’t embraced the identity herself. The More You Know
TheBiggestTom
…Billie may not have used the word but it’s pretty clear she does identify as bisexual.
winter
I think the instinct that there are alot more nervous chuckles and snarky snerks is correct though.
Billie must know she’s bi on some level, although I’m not sure she’d admit it in those words. I kind of wonder if she’s thought of herself as just experimenting so far, and that’s why she’s having trouble now that she’s in a real relationship and faced with the idea of giving up dudes. (Alternatively, she could be at ease with her self identity and still not want to give up dudes.)
setsun
Billie honestly seems more pansexual to me.
Pansexuality can superficially resemble bisexuality considering the two orientations are very similar in practical terms.
Kryss LaBryn
Just after they hooked up, Dorothy ran into Walky’s arms, he tried to spin her around, and they ended up on the floor.
They laughed then. Sorry I don’t have time to look it up. 🙂
Koms
He even dans up his laughter
Cerberus
Oh Joe, just embodying the casual homophobia of toxic masculinity.
Haintsu
Wait… which part of what Joe said is homophobic?
Cerberus
The part where the idea of Danny dating a guy to be inherently comedic and the chiding of Danny when Danny laughed nervously along to the needing protection joke.
Haintsu
No offense but I get the idea that you might be a bit too sensitive about this. Just because he makes a joke involving homosexuality doesn’t mean he’s being derisive about it.
anonymsly
Um, Joe was chiding Danny for laughing at the thing that was not a joke, after he didn’t laugh earlier at the thing that WAS a joke, I think.
When someone responds to ‘it’s not a date’ with ‘I know, if it was I’d be saying have fun and be safe dude’ I don’t think ‘casual homophobia’.
JeremiahTheBulldog
If Joe made that joke about Danny going out with a platonic female friend, sexist? Probably not, because Joe was only distinguishing between date and not a date, not gay and straight. His two options weren’t “be back early” and “ew,” they were “be back early” or “stay out late, get laid, and be safe” which doesn’t sound very homophobic to me.
Jason
His comment would have worked (and probably been the same) had it been a female. He probably made the not-a-gay-date comment partly because of their earlier conversation but I read this as the opposite of homophobic. He’s basically saying “dude, you need to get laid and I legit don’t care what set of genitals you do it with, just be safe and have fun. Lots of fun.”
It reads to me as Joe kind of quietly saying that if Danny is into the dudes he doesn’t care at all, which he kind of failed to do earlier.
John
Seriously. He’s teasing Danny about his not-a-date, and assuring him that if it were a date, he’d be hoping for Danny to get laid. I could easily see him saying exactly the same thing if it were Amber at the door and Danny were insisting he wasn’t going on a date with her.
Cerberus
Except he reacted negatively when Danny took that part positively. Hence the “knowing which statements to laugh at” comment.
John
He didn’t react negatively to Danny taking it positively. He reacted negatively to Danny thinking he was joking. Because he wasn’t. He genuinely wants Danny to get laid by whoever turns Danny’s crank.
Rheios
I think he’d see it as an explanation for Danny’s reluctance for premarital hanky-panky more than anything. Probably be happy for the reason. Y’know, up until Danny still showed relcutance because he has self-control and Joe just has a “try again later” queue.
DarkoNeko
Eeh, that didn’t stop him with Dorothy.
Will
Or with Amber.
Rheios
Touche. I’d forgotten about Dorothy. Joe does know about that I must assume.
Zatar
It seemed to me the “knowing which statement to laugh” at was recourse the second statement was actually serious.