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Sighting
Posted on November 1, 2024 by David M Willis

139 thoughts on “Sighting”

  1. Clif

    Was the end of Evangelion really that bad? It did wrap everything up.

    1. Slartibeast Button, BIA

      Well it ends with the ultimate gigapolycue.

    2. Rose by Any other Name

      … I think your comment is a day late?

      1. NGPZ

        It’s still Halloween here in Pacific Daylight time haha

        or All Hallows Eve, if you prefer ^^

        1. Deanatay

          And now it’s All Souls’ Day! The party continues!!

        2. NGPZ

          Or Dios De Los Muertos depending on where you live! ^^

          Party on!

      2. Gigafreak

        So this is the exact opposite of Ana Chronistic’s gimmick

    3. Amós Batista

      The beginning of End of Evangelion was bad.

  2. Doctor_Who

    Jennifer’s evil plan:

    1) Buy superhero costume.

    2) Cut chest window.

    3) Take pictures of self, claim new hero has appeared

    4) Sell to Daisy for $$$

    5) Daisy demands more, Jennifer has become a version of Peter Parker whose relationship with her editor is simultaneously more and less fucked up than the original.

    6) And thus the legend of Fanservice-Girl is born!

    1. Rose by Any other Name

      I approve of this plan and wish to subscribe to your news letter.
      **turns slowly to look at the literal chest full of Doctor Who DVDs and Blurays from both classic and modern Who**
      … never mind, already have.

      1. butting

        thank you SO VERY MUCH for the mental picture of Jon Pertwee with a chest window

        1. AlexanderHammil

          that ascot was covering a multitude of sins

        2. Michael Steamweed

          Should not EVERY Doctor have a chest window in their outfit? And all their companions, too, while we’re at it.

        3. Taffy

          Nine would do it for a laugh. Jack would do it for any reason.

        4. Michael Steamweed

          “Captain Harkness! We need more cheesecake from you! It’s for reasons!”

          “Oh, say no more! I’m certain it’s for the ultimate fate of all space and time!”

        5. Taffy

          And his reply actually comes after he’s already ripped a hole in his shirt.

      2. Needfuldoer

        Does said chest have a window?

        (So you can see the DVDs inside, of course.)

    2. NGPZ

      Doctor that sounds absolutely fantastic

      how’d halloween go for you? i don’t suppose you went as yourself XD?

      1. BarerMender

        My sister bought $20 worth of candy. We got one trick-or-treater. Now we have a ton of candy to eat, all of it Reesey cups or super sweet Ghiardelli, which neither of us like, because that was all she could get on Halloween day.

        1. Doctor_Who

          I got probably around 40. Little better than last year, weather was nicer.

        2. Michael Steamweed

          My sympathies! Last year, not one single trick-‘r’-treatin’ kid came walking by on our entire street. Several of us had lots of candy ready to go (I had $40 of candy ready to give away). So I gave it to a few teacher friends of mine. This year, I didn’t have any; wasn’t even home.

    3. M!a

      She’d get more mileage from her cheerleader outfit, if she still fits. No upfront investment that way. Though I suppose Daisy wouldn’t get to pretend she’s fooling anyone.

      1. Deanatay

        In case you’re shopping for names, “Cheerleadra” is already taken.

      2. Michael Steamweed

        “Daisy, what is the day after Hallowe’en? When you miss seeing the sexy outfits?”
        “The Thirst of November. Why do you ask?”

      3. Ray Radlein

        That cheerleader outfit has its own upfront investments for Jennifer

    4. Jesse

      Well hell, now I want to see that.

    5. Byron Orpheus

      Do you have a kickstarter for this comic? I’m in for $20.

  3. Sirksome

    Daisy must be a great editor or whatever to get away with being this professionally horny.

    1. Thag Simmons

      She genuinely does seem to be pretty good at her job when she’s thinking with her brain and not her legs.

    2. StClair

      My guess is that in this year of 20XX, no one else actually wants the job.

    3. anon

      maybe everyone else on the news paper team are male so she acts more ‘pro’ in front of them or it’s not really that important for the paper

      Tho i’m surprised she doesn’t know becky, given how loudly she shouted at everyone about ‘being a lesbian’ (sure she’s taken but i feel like becky would be down to ‘winggirl’ for her too lol, or joyce joining too as the ‘lesbian love sleuths’)

  4. Claire

    Woah Woah Woah! Just noticed the storyline title…pumped for this

    1. Taffy

      My favorite trope is when a storyline has a title

    2. Dara

      its-been-84-years.jpg

      also very glad to see this finally coming back around

      not sure we’ve seen explody eyes out of joyce in a while but I think we’re about to see them again

    3. Aquila

      Because it’s in the same format as F•R•I•E•N•D•S episode titles?

    4. CombustibleLemons

      omg yessss!! i hadn’t noticed the title! i’ve never been so pumped for a DoA storyline

  5. Taffy

    What the hell is “btr flag Death”?

    1. Doctor_Who

      “Our Flag Means Death”, a TV show.

      1. Sirksome

        How long before her being a fan of this show becomes outdated?

        1. Taffy

          That’s only a concern if the show is inherently dated. That’s why us Scooby-Doo! fans have it so good.

        2. BarerMender

          Her? Oh, wait. I thought that was Ethan. I was wondering how he knew Daisy.

        3. findus

          That was my first impression, too! But I wasn’t super sure which character it was, so I checked out the room and the cheerleader uniform gave it away

        4. Deanatay

          I thought the same at first, before context clues kicked in.

          OTOH, it does cast BJ as being in a similar depressive spiral as Emothan.

        5. Mark

          I, too, somehow missed all of the background clues and was wondering why Daisy was sending Ethan out on assignment.

        6. Amelie Wikström

          Because it was canceled before it could get stale it’ll remain relevant forever, just like Firefly. It has a lot in common with Firefly really. Just replace River Tam with a lifetime of repressed homosexuality and Simon becomes Stede. . .

    2. Vanessa

      It’s a popular streaming TV show: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Flag_Means_Death

      1. Vanessa

        Gay pirates

      2. Taffy

        Ooh, pirate show.
        >Taika Waititi
        Nevermind

        1. Thag Simmons

          Ah, a Black Sails partisan.

        2. Taffy

          I do love me some Black Sails, but that’s a separate, unrelated fact.

        3. Thag Simmons

          The big thing that sticks in my memory for both shows is seeing some internet slapfights about what the better gay pirate show is.

        4. Jeremiah

          It’s really good, sadly it got cut a season short but still managed to give a pretty good ending.

        5. Taffy

          I can’t explain why, but I get the impression it’s gonna have pirates talking and behaving like they’re having a conversation online in the 2020s.

        6. Thag Simmons

          I think it’s pretty fast and loose with the period setting, even by the already loose standards of pirate stories

    3. Thag Simmons

      I’m seeing “UrFlao Dedih”, which I think is the name of one of my cousins from the Old Country.

      1. Clif

        Which old country was that?

        1. M!a

          Looks like Flemish.

          So… Flemland?

        2. Mark

          Flanders, plus Antwerp, northern Brabant, and Limburg. Northern Belgium.

    4. Deanatay

      This might clarify things:

      https://pics.filmaffinity.com/Our_Flag_Means_Death_TV_Series-156253719-large.jpg

  6. Nono

    I honestly wonder what level of horny Daisy would be at now if she had gotten laid by Ruth that night.

    1. Taffy

      She’d be equally horny, just in a different way.

  7. Pocky

    she really is turning into a horny J. Jonah Jameson. . .

    1. Thag Simmons

      Turning into? She’s been this way for a while

      1. Dday

        Who’s good at the timeline? Was Walky already boinkin Amber by that point, cause that would make the scene really funny.

        1. Svennerson

          I wanna say this was post-Amber boinkin, pre-Lucy boinkin

  8. butts

    man i can’t believe Daisy still isn’t getting la— ok drop everything jocelyne’s coming back

    1. Taffy

      Daisy X Jocelyn OTP endgame confirmed canon

      1. Rose by Any other Name

        I’d ship it.

      2. Thag Simmons

        I’m still on team Daisy X Jennifer’s Ex, because I think by the comedy rules that govern this world Daisy can only notch a win if it means Jennifer is notching a loss.

    2. NGPZ

      AWE YEAH

      *plays “Guess Who Is Back” by Koda Kumi on hacked muzak*

  9. NGPZ

    Jennifer looks like me after a Jacked Up halloween @3@

  10. Yumi

    Maybe it’d make a better impression if Daisy’s tracked down AG herself.

  11. RassilonTDavros

    The Return Begins.

  12. Newlland(Henryvolt)

    OK so here’s an idea for Jennifer since the news reporter isn’t going anywhere. Jennifer could try to start her own news reporting or social commentary channel. Heck maybe she could pull a mark Zuckerberg and make her own website for it. All she needs is some financial resources and some programmers to get started.

    Independent news channels have been on the rise for a while now anyway.

    1. Mark

      She can get Danny to write the authentication/authorization code.

      1. Newlland(Henryvolt)

        Amber code also do it in half the time though.

  13. Jeremiah

    Ah Daisy, I missed you horny lesbian you.

  14. Qube

    that girl could do with a lengthy perusal of Amazon’s “health and wellness” section

  15. ian livs

    I am vibrating so fast from this chapter title, y’all cannot even comprehend

    1. Mark

      Is that what I’m hearing?

  16. Bryy

    JOCELYN RETURNS.

    1. NGPZ

      DA DA DA DA DUUUUM…. DAA DA DA DA DA DA DUUM… DA DA DAUM DUM DUM DA DA DUM DUM DUM!!!

      Pokemon Dumbing of Age: JOCELYN RETURNS!!!!!

  17. cmasta1992

    Is Daisy the horniest person in the series?

    1. Dday

      Probably the most sexually frustrated. Her pain is comedy gold.
      Bitter, bitter gold… :.)

    2. Pergola

      Lame running gag. Limping gag.

  18. Lingo

    Called it. This is where I would link to the strip where AG is sitting on that roof and commented that Daisy was about to go crazy, but it’s late and I’m lazy. But I just want to tell that one commenter who scoffed at me that I CALLED IT 😛

  19. M!a

    We don’t ‘do’ Hallowe’en here; how was everyone else’s?

    1. NGPZ

      mine was jacked up ahhahaa

      at least i made it out in one piece with beer, candy, and legs that walked for 5 hours straight

      forgot a costume but realized that I wear headphones all the time so i just went as a DJ lol

    2. Taffy

      Had some classes, did some festive activities, watched a movie, played some Dead Rising, ate some sweets. Not a bad time overall.

    3. Ray Radlein

      Twenty-five Halloweens since we built our house, and we still haven’t had a single trick-or-treater

      (It would be two blocks out of the way from the nearest other house on unlit streets with no sidewalks, and you can’t even see our front door from the road, so that’s no real surprise)

    4. Jamie

      I watched someone play Slay the Princess for the first time.

      So. Good.

    5. Bash

      I went to a cemetery with my friends and we dressed up like ghosts to take photos. The classic ghost-bedsheet. It was really silly and we laughed the whole time.

    6. Thag Simmons

      Lazy. Carved a few pumpkins, watched Over the Garden Wall, handed out some candy

    7. Deanatay

      That’s by choice, right? I mean, just about every culture has a harvest-adjacent holiday that centers around honoring the dead and lighting lanterns against the encroaching darkness of the season. Halloween, Denali, All Souls’ Day, take yer pick, or invent your own, and have fun!

      1. Deanatay

        Sorry, it’s ‘Diwali’, I guess!

        1. Mark

          Denali is a mountain, and probably has some spiritual significance of which I am shockingly unaware.

          I tried to find out. I typed just “Denali” at Google and one of the suggestions was “Denali holiday.” The hits were for the park surrounding the mountan and a lot for Diwali, so, you are not alone?

      2. NGPZ

        During Dios De Los Muertos celebrated in Latin America, candles are lit so that the souls of the deceased can find their way back.

    8. Michael Steamweed

      My main friend group had their party on Saturday. I was sick, so missed it.

    9. Holly

      I delived a bag of human hair to someone

      1. Holly

        You know, the typo makes it spookier…

      2. Michael Steamweed

        I think the kids say “unalived” these days.

        And I would hope you delivered the bag of human hair. I, for one, would not want any livers in my bags of human hair.

  20. staszu13

    Daisy learned everything she knows about the newspaper business from her distant great uncle J. Jonah Jameson

    1. Michael Steamweed

      I don’t know Daisy’s full name, but now in my headcanon, she is ‘Daisy D. Dawson”.

  21. Darkseide

    oh good, no Mariah Carey here

  22. Dday

    Man, this is the first we’ve even heard from Daisy in 3 irl years. I feel like she at least deserves to meet Amazi-Girl, maybe AG can throw her cape at her like Brock Samson.

  23. Suet

    “You’re not going to get any more Amazi-Girl adventures.”

    “What is her phone number? Is she STILL single?”

  24. IntangibleMatter

    Jennifer looks so bad here that I legitimately thought she was Ethan until I read the tags.

    1. Needfuldoer

      Her cheerleading uniform in the background is what clued me in.

    2. Holly

      We’re really gonna see if Ethan improvoing and Jennifer tanking is going to swing Asher’s need to date disasters back in the other direction at some point if this keeps up

  25. Acher4

    “Jocelyne Returns”?!?!?!

    OMG!!!!

  26. someone

    I need pictures! Pictures of Spider- Amazi-Girl!

  27. Needfuldoer

    Hnnngh.

    1. Michael Steamweed

      HNNNNGH.

  28. Charles Phipps

    I feel bad she got stood up by Ruth.

    1. Nymph

      She didn’t get stood up by Ruth, they met up, talked a bit, and Ruth decided she wasn’t ready for a new relationship and left the date.

  29. Taigan

    I am so excited by this chapter title, you have no idea. ❤️

  30. AGV/Ruby

    Jennifer reacts to a disaster lesbian, it totally doesn’t make her think about herself whatsoever

  31. AGV/Ruby

    P.D.: Joyce is gonna wake up like a disney princess

  32. Dara

    daisy settle down?

    daisy settle down NO

    daisy will never settle down not when caped justice is on the loose

  33. ValdVin

    HNNNNNNNNGH.

    1. Michael Steamweed

      HNNNNGH.

      1. ValdVin

        Bad news: NHHHHHHHHGH is the sound Jennifer’s vibrator makes.

        Good news: Nashita, randomly walking by this room, now thinks Jennifer is even cooler.

  34. darkoneko

    something something get me pictures of Spiderman

  35. Jesse

    GODDAMMIT, BILLINGSWORTH!! GET ME PHOTOS OF AMAZI-GIRL OR I’LL HAVE YOUR REPLACEMENT COVER ME KICKING YOUR ASS!!

  36. Michael Steamweed

    “PARKER! GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN! FOR REASONS!”

  37. Juanoku

    GET ME PICTURES OF AMAZI-GIRL

  38. DashWallkick

    Jennifer’s in “But I handled it like a champ” mode right now.

  39. BBCC

    I’m going to cackle if she STILL thinks Sal is AG.

  40. M!a

    Is Billifer still under the delusion that AG is Sal?

  41. Felian

    JOCELYNE RETURNS???? I AM SO HYPED!!!
    (although i really hope Joyce gets much more trans-ally-ed before she finds out……….)

  42. Grayfinity

    [obligatory Spider-Man/Amazi-Girl parallel here]

    You know what would be funny? If Daisy’s middle and last name started with D. Doubly so because not only were her name mirror J. Jonah Jameson, we would have someone in the comic canonically named DDD.

    1. Taffy

      Daisy Dilys Dover

  43. bcb

    Oh my Cheeze I have been waiting for Jocelyne to come out to Joyce for years and I am so excited!

  44. Kyrik Michalowski

    If Daisy doesn’t get laid soon then her unfulfilled sexual needs are going to break her.

  45. Meagan

    Dude, I thought this was Ethan’s head peering over the pillow.

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