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161 thoughts on “Simulation”
Ana Chronistic
Dina: I have released you from your social contract
Joe: *not sure how to feel about that*
Prof: anyway if you fail my test, it doesn’t matter bc you were preprogrammed for it, who cares, eat Arby’s
Schpoonman
I gotta try one of the Arby’s But Better recipes one of these days.
Deviant
Aaaah, good ol’ nihilist arby’s.
Needfuldoer
A classic. 5 stars.
(Unless that’s caring too much, in which case 2.5 stars.)
NGPZ
Joe is so light on Dina’s social batteries, their evident friendship is awesome!
The last Dina strip this story-line couldn’t have gone any better. She will always be my Autistic Resonance, my Rock and Roll. ???♾??
Until next time, clever girl. ?
*plays “Seahorse Dreams” by Kubbi on hacked muzak*
Doctor_Who
Dina remains the best character by several orders of magnitude.
Concolor44
Agreed
AbacusWizard
So say we all
ktbear
Well, no. Not all.
Marianne
So say we most!
Abel Undercity
So say we a significant statistically significant group!
Taffy
We all.?
Needfuldoer
And my axe?
Airyu
100%
Keulen
Definitely
NGPZ
Yeah Doctor, she’s amazing. ?
maarvarq
Hear hear!
Opus the Poet
Dina is my waifu for this comic.
Opus the Poet
Oh gawd, why did I post that? somebody please take it down!
>cringe<
NGPZ
What do you mean cringe? I think that’s awesome! ?
Sirksome
Dina and Joe are friends.
cbwroses
By the transitive property, that makes Sarah and Joe friends.
Too bad Sarah will pretend to be bad at math now.
That, or they will be the kind of friends who one gets beaten by a bat and the other does the beating.
NGPZ
I don’t think those credits transfer, likely according to Sarah herself. XD
Dana
Joe and Dina are friends, Joe and Sarah are not friends. Dina and Sarah are friends. If friendship were always transitive, Joe’s friendship with Dina would carry over to Sarah via Sarah’s friendship with Dina, contradicting one of our known axioms. Therefore, by contradiction, friendship is not always transitive.
Clif
But is it mostly quasi-transitive? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quasitransitive_relation
Casi
Friends are associative, but they are not necessarily transitive
someone
If friendship was transitive, then the entire world would be friendly.
milu
Except for spider Georg who keeps eating his friends, but he’s an outlier
Belegcam
Maybe, we need to unambiguously define a friendship operation before we can be sure.
Dday
This is happening because Joe put in the effort to act outside the boundaries of his pre-programmed subroutines.
Clif
But arguably, only because he was programmed to do so.
Dday
Bah, fatalism! Fie!
HueSatLight
Oh I see it now
elfroyalty
this brings me indescribable joy. so happy for everyone involved… Friendship….!
ADLegend21
aww that’s really sweet that she’ll be glad to see him.
Alongcameaspider
Well that’s 2 of Joyce’s most protective friends that approve of Joe, now he must win over the most dangerous one, Sarah
Dana
My thought is more that it’s a good thing he doesn’t need to win her over. They just need to find a modus vivendi.
GholaHalleck
Sarah sees Joe and Joyce hand holding.
“Godspeed you Joey Tribbiani trainwreck.”
Lars
Well Hate sink has his way to comunicate with Sarah.
Yotomoe
They’re CUTE.
RassilonTDavros
Friendship! Flawless victory.
Council
Omg that’s why this feeling was familiar you’re so right
Kitana hugging Mileena in her friendship finish gives the best vibes
UrsulaDavina
Dina and Joe’s friendship makes me happy.
Chaucer59
Oh, God, I think Joe is about to cry.
Qube
friendship level up!
Zero
Leveled up to one!
Schpoonman
:clap: DOUBLE :clap: DATE :clap:
NGPZ
YES ? ???
EpochFlame
joe rehabilitation arc going strong
Dday
Did the professor need rubber gloves to work Powerpoint?
Shitbird
The Professor is avoiding fingerprints
Clif
It’s only prudent.
Nathan
We have never yet seen his hands without them
Puppeteer Nessus
Good people. Forgiving Joe for his earlier douchery, appreciating his efforts to be better. Trusting him with the heart of Joyce!
Victor Riley
Awww… Joe feeling acceptance.
Caro
OH MY ENTIRE HEART.
DailyBrad
I want this double date, too.
Amós Batista
Quadruple date, you mean?
Joyce x Joe, Becky x Dina, Walky x Lucy, Sal x Danny…
DailyBrad
God, all of theme together would be chaos. Kinda hilarious, but chaos.
Derek
I thought this was an Intro to Biology class, so what is up with what the professor is saying in the first panel?? Seriously, huh?? That topic is more appropriate for an Intro to Philosophy class and it’s the sort of topic that starts a class discussion (or perhaps is an essay topic); not a conclusion.
While I’m talking about this professor and his bizarre methods, I still don’t understand why he made his students wear safety goggles to what seems to be a lecture instead of lab; though if it is a lab I am insanely curious as to what they could be doing that requires safety goggles so early in the semester
anon
maybe he’s a good enough/tenured prof to do what he wants. i remember one of my art teachers quit because she couldn’t do a syllabus/agreed with what the school wanted (tho i mean it wasn’t rly that intense of a class to where she couldn’t have given us more info on top of the ‘basic’ stuff we were learning since most ppl took it as a blow off arts credit class as opposed to actually being interested but oh well)
Dana
I think there’s a reason we only see the beginning and end of classes. The middle is less entertaining since it’s mostly a normal bio class. As to the safety goggles, the two pairs have been referring to themselves as lab partners, so I guess Brock doesn’t punt at least one lab section to a TA. I guess he enjoys the additional opportunity to say weird shit to undergrads.
CrazyJ
Well they aren’t wearing safety glasses this class, although they were in a previous class. It does appear to be a lab so the first question is why have a professor teach a lab? Usually at a big enough university professors will teach the lectures and have TA’s cover the lab.
Depending on the lab though, you could end up having to wear safety goggles pretty early in. It’s more of a mystery though on what they would be working on in a biology lab specifically that requires protective eye wear. Possibly counting fruit flies which require C02 to keep sedated, which you would get from dry ice which would require eye wear.
And as for a simulations lecture, I’m not sure why that would be a summation, as opposed to maybe answering a dumb question. Although I did watch “the Corporation” once in a Evolutionary Biology class, so who knows?
Airyu
I had a couple profs teach lab because they wanted to teach lab. They still had a TA to help students set up and grade and the like, but the professors just enjoyed doing the actual walking around and teaching
Caro
i think it’s supposed to be a bit
Amelie Wikström
Very possibly Professor Brock’s whole class is a bit. The punchline will be when people manage to learn some basics of biology in between the lectures on Most Edgy Nihilistic Philosophy and Why Having Fun is Morally Abhorrent.
HueSatLight
punchline will be his home filled with canvases he’s painted and notebooks of poetry he’s written.
Clif
Each painting will contain a suspiciously familiar building and each poem will end with the line “Eat at Arby’s.”
HueSatLight
abstract art, impressionist, landscapes, still life, just a wide range, showing his love of aesthetics and humanity and the whole world. Passionate poetry, exploring the full gamut of human experiences. Not just not-really-nihilism-but-people-call-it-nihlism-anyways.
Holly
I really recommend watching Dr Sapolsky’s Stanford lectures on Human Behavioural Biology on youtube. Very informative and even entertaining, and many of these kinds of topics are covered.
BOOSTER SHOT
It’s because he’s Professor Doc, so he’s still doing Professor Doc things, even when he’s just a public uni teacher and not lead scientist for a secret governmental squad. Because it’s amusing. After the climax of the first semester, which was pretty much exclusively about this universe, it makes sense that in the first few books of the new semester, we return to more bits that tease at the original universe. And stuff like Anti-Joyce is allowed to take on a new context that makes sense entirely within the universe, whereas minor characters like Professor Doc are ported over and behave basically the same, regardless of the changed context.
anon